The Great War of the Countries

[Unitary Frontiers]

OOC: Who tf is attacking you, Dyllonia

[The Vooperian SSR]

"This third world groggles guising as nations shouldn't bother Dyllonia, they should just not recognize the declaration of war as legitimate, and go about its day. To actively destroy them seems more than petty."-President, Daniel Jay to a news reporter outside Houston.

wait, am i third world!!!!!

there is a war, right? if so, I AM IN!

[Dyllonia]

OOC: Who tf is attacking you, Dyllonia

Islamic Jihad Front and Al Dawla

[New Minitopia]

The Vooperian SSR Develops it's first nuke:
The XDead, (dumb, right?)
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[Unitary Frontiers]

The Dixie sharpshooters, a 20,000 man Elite heavy Infantry division, are deployed in the Islamic nation attacking Dyllonia, as Islamic radical terrorists threaten the stability of advanced civilization.

[Dyllonia]

The Dixie sharpshooters, a 20,000 man Elite heavy Infantry division, are deployed in the Islamic nation attacking Dyllonia, as Islamic radical terrorists threaten the stability of advanced civilization.

Dyllonia thanks the UF for their support

[The Vooperian SSR]

The Main Vooperian Army starts to secure borders, but then realized they have no borders as they only own new zealand. All vooperian forces move to allied positions.

[New Minitopia]

The Dixie sharpshooters, a 20,000 man Elite heavy Infantry division, are deployed in the Islamic nation attacking Dyllonia, as Islamic radical terrorists threaten the stability of advanced civilization.

Dyllonia thanks the UF for their support

I didn't help at all then

[New Minitopia]

wait, am i third world!!!!!

there is a war, right? if so, I AM IN!

your my puppet, sit this one out it'll be bad for your economy

[Dyllonia]

Dyllonia thanks the UF for their support

I didn't help at all then

ja you did. you provided a general and an entire army. Dyllonia thanks you for this

[The Vooperian SSR]

there is a war, right? if so, I AM IN!

your my puppet, sit this one out it'll be bad for your economy

i am just sending weapons and crap like that.

[Unitary Frontiers]

The Dixie sharpshooters fled through the countryside, killing, sacking, and pillaging Islamic outposts. Lt. General, Robert S. Tylers thought the war would be over in months, but then the 20,000 man division met the bulk of the Islamic Army. Gurillia warfare ensued and soon the war grinded to a severe halt.

[New Minitopia]

your my puppet, sit this one out it'll be bad for your economy

i am just sending weapons and crap like that.

NoNO, you sit this one out, just while your building your nation

[New Minitopia]

The Dixie sharpshooters fled through the countryside, killing, sacking, and pillaging Islamic outposts. Lt. General, Robert S. Tylers thought the war would be over in months, but then the 20,000 man division met the bulk of the Islamic Army. Gurillia warfare ensued and soon the war grinded to a severe halt.

Suddenly hundreds of thousands of Minitopian Commandos drop into the enemy lines and cause havoc, allowing the UF forces to meet it in the middle and crush the main Islamic force

[Unitary Frontiers]

Intrecat underground manholes have been discovered, and some citizen spies report theirs thousands of them all over the country, containing weapons, rations, propaganda, and supplies. Over ~70,000 men can travel all over the country undetected in one manhole alone, conducting raids and surprise attacks on the Dixie Sharpshooters.

[Unitary Frontiers]

OOC: No, Ima not end it that easily.

[The Vooperian SSR]

i am just sending weapons and crap like that.

NoNO, you sit this one out, just while your building your nation

k fine

[New Minitopia]

Intrecat underground manholes have been discovered, and some citizen spies report theirs thousands of them all over the country, containing weapons, rations, propaganda, and supplies. Over ~70,000 men can travel all over the country undetected in one manhole alone, conducting raids and surprise attacks on the Dixie Sharpshooters.

C.O.M.R.A.D.E, our spy network. quickly disarms and destroys MOST OF these tunnels in the interest of civilisation

[New Minitopia]

NoNO, you sit this one out, just while your building your nation

k fine

I just need you to build up strength and wait

[Unitary Frontiers]

Soon the Islamics do a huge 286k man offensively, shoving the entire Dixie Sharpshooter Division out of the country. The Division itself inflicted thousands of casualties but sustained thousands too.

[Unitary Frontiers]

OOC: what? you can't disarm these tunnels. These are like Vietcong tunnels. Edit that to say "some" as theirs no way in hell you can disarm all

[New Minitopia]

Soon the Islamics do a huge 286k man offensively, shoving the entire Dixie Sharpshooter Division out of the country. The Division itself inflicted thousands of casualties but sustained thousands too.

We pull out, but not before poisoning their water and food supply, and bombing their capital. Sike, thats the wrong number!

[Unitary Frontiers]

After the bombing, it is revealed that it only made the way 100X worse as now thousands are flooding into recruitment camps and hydroponic underground plantation have been started.

[The Vooperian SSR]

Soon the Islamics do a huge 286k man offensively, shoving the entire Dixie Sharpshooter Division out of the country. The Division itself inflicted thousands of casualties but sustained thousands too.

We pull out, but not before poisoning their water and food supply, and bombing their capital. Sike, thats the wrong number!

because of meme overuse, bleach is now a drinking product

[Unitary Frontiers]

The Dixie Sharpshooters return back to the Unitary Frontiers in tatters. What was a 19k Division is now a 2,000 man Brigade.