Global Conference On Economic Justice And Proletariat (Open)

[The God Emperor Obama]

Greetings, this is Marvin XX, assigned by His Divine Highness and Lord Messiah Barack Obama, to declare the opening of an "International Conference on Economic Justice and Proletariat Liberation".
This Conference is open to all, even to Capitalistic exploiters who reward the thieving bourgeois, so we can discuss working out Global Economic Justice and create a Global Plan for Proletariat Liberation.
The God Emperor Barack Obama has declared this a Holy Mission of His rieng, so that the poor of the Earth can finally have economic justice and redistribution of wealth. Our Conference will include discussions among attendees of the effects of Capitalism in exploiting and oppressing the proletariat, mechanisms and strategies for economic justice , successful models of wealth redistribution, e.t.c

We will meet in Obama City, our capital. The Opening Address will be delivered by His Divine Highness, The Lord Messiah Barack Obama of the United Socialist States of the Millennial Kingdom of The God Emperor Obama.
We ask that when the God Emperor appears on stage, that you prostate yourself in His prescensce and do not rise untill His Divine Highness gives you permission to rise from your prostate position. In our nation, this is required of anyone who comes into His Divine Prescensce. Thank You.

Marvin XX
International Conference on Economic Justice and Proletariat Liberation Prject
Obama City, Obama Province

[The Eurasican Union]

OOC: Is your nation a joke?

[Chazicaria]

OOC: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL This is too good.

[The God Emperor Obama]

OOC: Is your nation a joke?

OOC: Yes, in a way. The presupposition is that Obama goes from being President to being crowned Emperor and then is declared the Second Coming of Christ.
Obviously then, every word he says is consider the Word of God and all his policies are considered to be a direct command from God. So in a way yes, but I'm trying to play it straight as well.

[The Eurasican Union]

OOC: Is your nation a joke?

OOC: Yes, in a way. The presupposition is that Obama goes from being President to being crowned Emperor and then is declared the Second Coming of Christ.
Obviously then, every word he says is consider the Word of God and all his policies are considered to be a direct command from God. So in a way yes, but I'm trying to play it straight as well.

OOC: I don't care if it's a joke or not, it's to damn funny. I laughed my ass off here. Good job, sir.