NationStates

Posted: **Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:23 pm**

OOC Rules: Don't just randomly charge in with overwhelming military force. Limit military forces to realistic size. Thanks!
OOC thread

You're watching your daily broadcasting. Probably some sort of vapid reality television program glorifying Chads as they mindlessly go about their daily, ignorance, anti-intellectual lives. Bowl of cheetoes on the coffee table, your laptop at your side, your cat napping and your siblings/significant others snoring away.

Then the TV screen begins to crackle and fizzle...it goes all static. Your program has been interrupted. You drag yourself to the television set, bang on it, eager to get back to the next episode of Love Island. Then you hear a static, muffled voice heroically tearing through the fuzz. You step back, slightly aghast. You know it's a voice - a man's voice. A real man. Not a chad. A true man. You can feel his soul and energy radiating from the screen. You are drawn towards his innate charisma.

On the screen he emerges. A man wearing a fedora and an anonymous mask. He looks sorta like this:

He begins to speak and you feel a chill down your spine, with the force of ten-thousand lightning-bolts.

"Citizens of the world" he booms. "I represent a downtrodden community of people known as 'incels.' We would prefer to be known as 'Gentlemen Gamers,' as that is truly a manifestation of our real nature. We are gentlemen, who simply are derided for our choice of hobbies. But it has gone on too long."

He draws a butterfly knife. With tremendous dexterity and finesse, he plays with it, captivating you like a hypnotist.

"I issue an ultimatum," he booms, thunderously. "We Gentlemen Gamers are finished being derided. We are put down for emphasizing our intellect and respect for women, while dumb Chads run around, having their pick of the nines and tens. We refuse to be subdued any longer. We refuse to tolerate this any longer." You notice that your arm hairs are on end. You cannot tell whether it is because of your great fear or respect.

"We are starting a new movement, a movement that address the wrongs against us. We are the Gentlemen Gamers Anonymous. With a combination of calculated terror attacks, insurgent operations in the continental United States, and cyber warfare - as we are now subsuming Anonymous. We will not stop until Chad culture has been utterly discredited and Staceys give us the time of day. We are on the cusp of a brand new class struggle - the struggle between Chads and Good people." You notice how attractive he must be beneath the mask.

""That is all." He drops the mic - oh yeah he was holding a mic - and the screen goes hazy again. You sit, mouth agape.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:46 am**

"The lack of responses by organized governments in the last half-day has been telling" the Supreme Gentleman mused, drumming his fingers on the Conference table. Eight 'men' were gathered around a conference table in an unnamed motel in West Virginia, all wearing fedoras and anonymous masks.

"What does it say, Supreme Gentleman?" one of the lesser Gentleman queried.

"It means the entire world is shaking in fear and is too afraid to challenge us face-on" he declared. "No government is fool enough to stand against the incel revolution, in hopes it will dissipate. Well, no matter. It is nigh time to incite revolutionary incel activity world-wide. We must establish an incel-state!"

"Where shall we accomplish this, Supreme Gentleman?" another lesser Gentleman gasped.

"We shall overthrow ... Chad."

The City of N'Djamena, Chad
0900 Hours, April 30

At a first glance, Chad was an unusual location for a new state-building project. After all, it was land-locked, secluded, and peopled by apolitical farmers and a hard-handed dictator, Idriss Déby, a former general and African revolutionary trained under the tutelage of Muammar Gaddafi. It was precisely for all these reasons - as well as Chad's name - that make it the perfect location for the construction of a new revolutionary Incel State In the Sahara.

Chad's major exports were cotton and crude-oil. Massive cotton plantations dotted the nation's few lush zones while oil drills hammered away. Cotton and oil. Perfect resources for a new state of Gentlemen Gamers. There was the whole issue of limited internet connectivity, but that could be resolved in due time. And most of the population was... a poor cultural fit, as the Supreme Gentleman had - uncomfortably - euphemistically referred to the issue, but the proper Gentlemen could be secluded from them anyhow.

In the recent weeks, an unusual amount of tourists, namely overweight men with bad acne and fedoras, had been congregating in Chad's major cities. Especially N'Djamena. The Supreme Gentleman had arrived two days ago. It was time for the Gentlemen Gamers to eliminate Chad and build their Incel State In the Sahara.

The barking of AR15s fired in anger and the cool metallic flash of Katanas pierced the usual hub and cacophony of city life as the Incels, now having donned their battle-costumes of fearsome anonymous masks, fedoras, and naruto headbands, charged down the streets of Chad, hacking and slashing at all they saw. Especially the African Chads and Staceys. People ran in terror and the Chadian army attempted to organize, but the Gentlemen were far more fit and intelligent. The coup was over before it began.

The Supreme Gentleman and his triumphant warriors scaled the steps to the Presidential Palace. After chaining President Déby to a wall, they immediately, via their smartphones, announced yet another message to the world:

"People of the World," the Supreme Gentleman roared in triumph. "We have now overthrown Chad and will now civilize it and build a wonderful incel utopia in its place. No longer will Staceys and Chads oppress us. We will have our victory!" he thrust his Katana into the air.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:01 pm**

Boston, New England

President Ari O'Higgins stared at the briefing memo he had just read. It was similar in most respects to all the other memos he read daily... save for the content.

"Who the fuck are these people?"

His Chief of Staff, Wendy Samuels, sighed. "A bunch of gamers upset that they can't get laid, Comrade President. Although apparently they are sufficiently well-funded and organized to take over a third world country. That's the real surprise."

"Well, what can we do?" The President set down the memo. "I mean, it's not as if we can just sit by and watch them do... whatever they're planning."

"Unfortunately, Comrade President, our options are limited. We have no allies bordering Chad, and the country itself is landlocked, so a direct military intervention is out."

O'Higgins leaned back in his chair. "I figured as much. OK, get Bill to draft a statement condemning the coup."

Samuels nodded and rose. "I'll get right on it."

"And get me the Commissar for Foreign Intelligence."

Samuels left. A few minutes later, the President's phone rang.

"Commissar? Thanks for taking the call. I assume you've heard about the latest events in Chad? Listen, I want you to reach out to any leftist movements or political groups in Chad, and offer them our assistance. The country is unstable right now, which might be the perfect opportunity for a genuine revolution."

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April 30, 2018

The Commonwealth of New England CONDEMNS in the strongest possible terms the recent overthrow of the Chadian government by the so-called "Gentlemen Gamers". New England does not recognize this regime, and demands that they step down in favor of a government of the people

Signed,
President Ari O'Higgins
Boston, Commonwealth of New England

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:23 pm**

OOC: I see that the old saying that on NS every minority must have it's own militia is still true...

<Four armed men enter scene and orderly turn, presenting arms, then stand at rest. Then a black, topless man in rainbow colored balaclava enters. One of the homofront members salutes him:>

MASKED HOMOFRONT MEMBER: "Homosexual revolutionary band Socrates reports for review!"

COMANDANTE CIMON: "Rest! Long live homosexual revolution!"

MASKED HOMOFRONT MEMBERS: "Long live homosexual revolution!"

<the man sits, reaches his pocket for a piece of paper, and begins to read.>

COMANDANTE CIMON: This is an official address from the Homofront - United Command to every Fascist, Homophobe, Conservative Bigot, Racist and Misogynist around the world - as well to our newly proclaimed allies! On behalf of the Homofront - united Command I wish to express our organization's most sincere feelings of joy due to recent takeover of the formerly homophobic state of Chad!

It is not a secret that just before the takeover happened, Chad was a bastion of homophobia, sexism, mysonony and Abarhamic religions that murdered countless millions of LGBQTTTP people across the globe. As such, all homosexuals should welcome the recent takeover as a sign of progress. While not perfect in any way, the incels naturally hate women, which will make them slowly turn towards homosexuality. In addition to that the recent takeover will contribute to the destruction of an oppressive patriarchal and religious culture and it's replacement with one contributing to progressive and liberal values.

Let those who dare harm the newly proclaimed incel state tremble, for Homosexual Revolution shall stand in defense of it's allies! Those who dare to harm them shall meet their end at the guns and bombs of the grand homosexual army, who are as invincible as ancient spartans!

Onwards to victory!

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:03 pm**

Notice from the Prussian-Polish Commonwealth
Let it be known that, while we take great interest(and amusement) from the recent takeover of Chad, we are remaining neutral. However, any attack on a Prussian-Polish citizen* will be met with disproportionate retaliation.
*This protection does not extend to the Freikorps; we exercise no control over them, they do not exercise control over us, and we only ally during wartime. If you capture Freikorps members you may do what you wish with them, and we will raise no protest so as long as you either destroy or return their equipment, as well as allow the prisoners communication with their families.
Freikorps Broadcast

Intro music
The Bolshevik, the Libertine, and Heathen have always been the sworn enemy of the Freikorps. Now we have all three bearing down upon Chad.
Know this, "Gentlemen Gamers" and the "Homofront"; we will not rest until we have destroyed you and cast down your works. We will not rest, and we will not fail in our crusade against Libertines and Bolsheviks.

Gott mit uns.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:06 pm**

[ Out of character information: My character Kayla is at present being roleplayed in both Greater Dienstad regional expo and Greater Nifon/New Ayeariss’ politically incorrect Shogun threads, um so I hope it would be okay for me to wave aside that reality? (i.e. character already being roleplayed in three different threads) Thank you! ]

On the Monday of the thirtieth April, Kayla attended the senior press gallery hearing that would decide the fate of at least five per cent of her father’s wealth.

The political hotspot was held in parliament house after the oral questions session. It was the spot in which the latest International Incidents noticeboard ‘outrages’ were rehearsed, more often than not as inaccurate gossips, and where the few politicians that could have been bothered to address the public — outside election time — promised collective actions. Some of the International Incidents noticeboard ‘outrages’ and events the senior press gallery addressed were peripheral — imperialist royal kingdom of Frattastan invading island X nearby The North Pacific region; royal republic of Lower Bigtopia threatening the territory of a neighbouring oil sheikh; politically incorrect organisation-that-shall-not-be-named announcing its latest execution of three equally politically incorrect, and privileged, cisgender middle aged men of the majority — but, more often than not it discussed peripheral matters that could seriously threaten the stability of the nineteen countries in Yohannes the continent.

“Such as a group of individuals who have made a broad ultimatum against peaceful members of the international community...”, her personal assistant Darryl closed the book.

“... who?”

“... Incels.”

“... what? Intel. As in, Intel Pentium? I thought that’s an overrated piece of technology?”

“No, my Lady, Incels: the Gentlemen Gamers Anonymous.”

“...”

In theory, Kayla Williams, daughter of Temuera ‘the Dragon’ and multinational industry fund financier, stood unchallenged as one of many important members of the gallery, and had therefore the unrestricted privilege to bring her case before the politicians immediately. But Unity Law — inspired from across the foam by early Maxtopia and Bigtopia inspired modernisers’ common law, compelled individuals of her standing to follow the conventions and the standards set by their predecessors; and according to those customs they had to consult “at least three public servants of good standing” before bringing their case to the actual people of good standing — a jury.

On this particular Monday, she had no competitors. Joshua Leitgeb, Chairman of the Chambers of Industry and Commerce Yohannes Incorporated, was busy sparring with the unrelentingly sexist bigots and racist misogynists from Yohannes First next door, whilst the Christian Democratic apparatchiks from Halstenmetall AG were busy attending a 120 mm electrothermal chemical tank gun field test in Nachmere. She was the most important person in the room.

“So I don’t mind that you are bringing this news, Darryl, but, this is just oh so radical. And oh so wrong. Like, totally? Seriously.”

This was not an unusual report. Nation states were frequently at war: to defend their sovereignty, expand their territory, or to make thousands of their own people from the shipping industry jobless. But an International Incidents noticeboard report about an organisation never dissapointed Kayla.

“So... how many sexist men’s heads are, um... yeah, this time?”

“None. They will not stop until, quote, Chad culture has been utterly discredited and Staceys give us the time of day, unquote.”

“... what?”

“Yes, my lady.”

“That is oh so creepy?”

“Kayla Williams, representing the case of Temuera Williams of the Bank of Yohannes.”

Kayla disliked the bigots and the misogynists of this world, just as much as Her Majesty the Queen or the Right Honourable Chancellor, but she must update herself of this latest noticeboard incident next time. In the absence of her father, Kayla had to manage the investment funds and factory constructions as best as she could.

“Thank you Darryl, the brand new class struggle will just have to wait.” That day, the important financial questions before the smiling politicians would take precedence over her curiosity of this oh so exciting new International Incidents noticeboard announcement.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:19 pm**

"President Jana, someone has hacked into the television network again", Telecommunications Direct Harrison Smith said, dropping a report down on Jana's desk.
"Please tell me it isn't that idiot in the Winnie the Pooh mask, is it? It was funny the first three times maybe, but-"
"No ma'am, it's a group calling themselves the "Gentleman Gamers", Smith bemusedly. "They say that they represent, er, 'incels' or something."
"In your professional opinion, are they a threat?", the President asked.
"Well, to be concise, not really. We have no reason to believe they'll act upon their threats and no reason to believe they will succeed if they do indeed try."
"Alright. Let me know if the situation changes", she said, flipping absentmindedly though the report.
"Yes ma'am", he answered, and left the room.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:55 pm**

The next morning, the torrid sun bore over the inland Saharan nation of Chad, dust settling over the past day's events. Flies feasted on rotting corpses from the previous day's hostilities, there having been a grueling urban slog and coup in the capital, N'Djamena. A few Gentlemen fighters, in their uniform fedoras and Guy Fawkes masks, paced the streets as the survivors of the battle lowered their heads and attempted to carry on with their daily business. A few houses still burned. It was a somber atmosphere.

The Presidential Palace had been overtaken by the Gentlemen fighters, who had spent the last night making it their own. Body pillows, expensive PC set-ups, and all forms of weaponry dotted the elegant halls. In the Conference room, the Supreme Gentleman sat lazily on a hammock polishing his Katana. Before him stood a quivering IT specialist.

"Talk to me Mohamed," the Supreme Gentlemen ordered, speaking through a Bane Voice Modulator. "Can you provide high-speed fiber optic wifi for esteemed gentlemen such as ourselves?"

"Unfortunately, your Supreme Gentlemanliness," the Mohamed stammered, "our country does not have necessary infrastructure to do so. Installing the fiber optic cables would require at least weeks of work and thousands of dollars..."

Breathing heavily, the Supreme Gentlemen simply raised his sword and sliced Mohamed's chest in anger. The poor man gurgled and died. So, there was not high-speech wifi forthcoming. They would have to go to the local hotels to use the internet for their gaming purposes. And it would be disastrously slow. No matter. There were more pressing matters to attend to. Including the expansion of this new incel state by force. All incels world-wide deserved certain things.

The next week would be eventful. Fighters of the Gentlemen Gamers would herd all of the Chadians out of cities and onto agrarian communal cotton plantations. Oil fields would be nationalised, all profits going towards updating the city's wifi and ensuring the pleasure of the Gentlemen. The Guy Fawkes mask would become associated with the creation of this new order, a new order to empower the formerly OPPRESSED incels. The mask would become symbolic of extremism, state-power, and tyranny.

Attractive women were removed from their families and organized into Gentlemen-run harems for the Gentlemen. They would have their Beckys and Staceys. All sexual activity without express notification of the newly formed Gentlemen's Directorate would be punishable by death. The Gentlemen Gamers called it justice; the locals called it slavery.

The Supreme Gentleman ruled by decree, the law enforced by his band of seven-thousand fighters. They grew each day by the hundreds, recruiting on 4chan and reddit, drawing recruits from every major industrialized country. The movement had especially caught on in Germany, where Girls Und Panzer fans began to arrive in droves. They requisitioned Chad's veritable T-55 arsenal and began to paint images of their Girls Und Panzer waifus on the side and body of each tank. Fighters arrived with Katanas and AR-15s from the continental USA, from Europe, and from Japan.

International arms dealers quickly leapt upon the new movement after it was clear this oil money would be used to fund the Gentlemen Gamers' reach over Africa. Stolen small arms, rockets, mortars, grenades, and munitions from the USA and Ukraine were delivered indiscreetly as fighters continued to bolster the Gentlemen's ranks.

The Supreme Gentlemen gazed out over the newly christened nation of "Gentlemenania." His nation. Girls Und Panzer banners unfurled over the balcony of the Presidential Palace, men in body-armor, fedoras, and Guy-Fawkes masks patrolling the streets to ensure obedience to the new order...he sighed a big breath of pleasure. He could see the utopia unfurl before him.

The Gentleman republic had gained a new asset in the form of Akiya Akikazu, a Hikikomori from Japan who was a skilled free-lance manga-artist. This talented introvert offered to animate and draw propaganda and recruiting videos for the new republic and have them hosted online. A former Ukraine Army tank by the name of Yuri had also arrived, with his Girls Und Panzer Body Pillow, and offered services training the Gentlemen's new armored corps. Several takticool airsoft professionals were training the incels in the nature of infantry combat.

The Supreme Gentleman was in the process of watching a new training video. Set to the theme of Fighting Dreamers, it depicted Gentlemen fighters, dressed in fedoras and Guy Fawkes masks, engaging in complex training measures such as back-flips, and being epic in all sorts of ways. It was the first in a series of videos depicting the Gentlemen war effort, encouraging young incels the world-around to join in this new crusade.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:34 pm**

Gentlemen Gamers wrote:-snip-

OOC: I have Germany m9, and anime in general is banned.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:40 pm**

Prussian Polish Commonwealth wrote:
Gentlemen Gamers wrote:-snip-

OOC: I have Germany m9, and anime in general is banned.

OOC: As far as I understand, there are multiple iterations of Germany on the NS boards. Therefore, I am free to use any iteration of these - including a Germany of my choosing.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:07 pm**

Gentlemen Gamers wrote:
Prussian Polish Commonwealth wrote:OOC: I have Germany m9, and anime in general is banned.

OOC: As far as I understand, there are multiple iterations of Germany on the NS boards. Therefore, I am free to use any iteration of these - including a Germany of my choosing.

OOC: kk

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:35 pm**

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:50 pm**

Alexhandler Khalon Hyrell was lounging in his office, absent-midedly cleaning his sniper rifle when a messenger came throught the door.
“Leader, someone attempted to hack our network and brodcast a message, they failed of course, but you should still see what it was”
Alexhandler leaned forward, “display the message”
The messenger pulled out a tablet and played the intercepted message.
...
He sat in silence for a few seconds once the recording was over.
“...the f...? This is why i controll the people, free will allows them to do stupid things like this.”
“Im sorry what?” Questioned the messenger, “what do you mean by, ‘controll the people’?”
“nothing”
“nothing” the messenger mindlessly repeated, “anyway, what should we do about them?”
“Leave them for now,” Alexhandler replied, “if they come anywhere near the border, deploy the Lynel forces. They’ll make short work of these fools.”
“Yes sir.” The messenger then left the room.
Alexhandler returned to cleaning his sniper.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:41 pm**

The video was posted from the account of a known Gentleman Gamer. His friends saw it, and soon spread it to others. Within hours, and with a bit of help from accounts covertly controlled by New English intelligence, it went viral.

(Image)

An elderly black man in an olive green uniform sat in a simple chair, a Chadian flag behind him.

"My name is Fidèle Abdelkérim Moungar. Some of you may know me as the leader of Chadian Action for Unity and Socialism. For years, I have worked to bring freedom and prosperity under socialism to the people of Chad. While the downfall of the Déby regime would normally be a cause for celebration, it has been replaced by something much worse: a junta of degenerate savages and overgrown children whose primary policy goal is the rape and violation of our sisters and daughters.

"There can be no negotiation with such people. I call upon all Chadians to join me in throwing out these so-called 'Gentlemen' and finally bringing an end to tyranny and oppression in Chad! I declare this the beginning of the Chadian Socialist Republic! VIVE LE REVOLUTION!"

The man rose, and the camera moved back to show a gleaming katana resting atop a pair of cinderblocks in front of him. The man produced a heavy hammer and brought it down on the flat of the blade.

The katana snapped in two.

Syndicate News Service BREAKING NEWS:
The Central Committee of the Commonwealth of New England has voted unanimously to recognize the Chadian Socialist Republic under President Moungar as the legitimate government of Chad...

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Fada, Chad

The first blow fell here. A force of 1,000 Chadian rebels crossed the Sudanese border and drove across the desert to assault the regional capital of Fada. They were a motley group, representing over a dozen different factions. But two things had brought them together. One was the usurpation of their very nation by these Western pigs.

The other was the offer of modern New English arms if they accepted Moungar as their leader. Half the vehicles in that force were of civilian make, primarily the converted Toyota pickup trucks that were practically standard issue, but the other half were armored Humvees.

As they approached the town, a single cargo plane approached the small airport, flanked by two F-15s and followed by a tanker. All four planes were marked with the insignia of the New English Air Force. Any Gentlemen guarding this town were about to have a very bad day. And once the heavy arms aboard that plane were delivered to the rebels...

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:43 pm**

OOC: not gonna get into this but please never let this die. this is the funniest thread I have seen on NSG.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:51 am**

Fada, Chad
Coincidentally, the Freikorps had also chosen to enter via the Sudanese border. A force of 1,500 troops, accompanied by 2 M551 Sheridans, 4 modified Bradley Fighting Vehicles(Turrent removed, replaced with hatch and 30mm rotary cannon) and a flatbed truck with a 350mm mortar on it, entered the area and established radio contact with the rebels.

Oberst Fredrick Stauffenberg wrote:Is this on? Good.
I'll be honest here; I don't exactly like you, your movement, or this place in general. But our primary objective is the overthrow of the incels; thus, I offer a temporary alliance until the destruction of the "Gentlemen Gamers".

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:53 am**

Monikania wrote:OOC: not gonna get into this but please never let this die. this is the funniest thread I have seen on NSG.

OOC: Boi dis ain’t NSG

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:25 am**

CEDAR Associated
Intisar, Autania
arzshab@arzshab.co

ENCRYPTION: HIGH

To whomever it may concern,

The CEDAR Group finds potential commercial opportunity in your recent assumption of political power in Chad, which will surely be foundations for a mutually beneficial relationship. There are certainly many objects needed by your group to expand and continue its activities in the region and forward its goals, and we have also seen what our group may see use of.

Via our plethora of subsidiary bodies, companies and groups, we are offering provision of internet connection infrastructure such as fibre optic cables, as well as coverage of services from our ISPs, that will extend to any part of Chad as your group may desire, with a guaranteed average download speed of at least 15 mb/s - you may request for higher base speed in negotiations, which we may consider. We are also willing to provide your group with armaments - CEDAR is able to acquire and deliver modern small arms and other weaponry of either Autanian or commonly-available designs, which will sure augment your group's combat capability. This includes upgrading T-55 tanks in your possession to standards such as the T-55M5, Type 72Z and Ramses II, whichever matches your needs and resources available the most, as well as other armoured vehicles available, such as upgrading BTR-80 stocks to BTR-82. We also have engineering services which may be hired for infrastructure development. Higher-level materiel such as radars and communications equipment are also available for discussion. CEDAR subsidiary logistics activities may also be used to supply your group if needed.

As payment, besides and perhaps as alternative to transaction in cash or cryptocurrency, we would like to propose ownership of Chadian oil fields, which we will also install more up-to-date extraction and refinery equipment for. This includes control of commercial uses of the extracted petroleum, operation of extraction operations, and maintenance of equipment. We guarantee provision of oil and petroleum products supplies to your group as needed on request, and also substantial shareholdership in the new local petroleum enterprise - you will certainly receive revenues in this partnership. Should this be considered too risky by you we are open to negotiate ownership of only a portion of the oil fields. Our second offer is control of cotton fields in a similar arrangement to above, again open to discussion. We would also like to purchase ownership of sorghum and millet fields for development and research into various agricultural sciences. Finally, should your administration come into possession of large numbers of persons you consider to be threats to your activities' stability, we offer to take control of these assets for our own uses. Enterprises and activities we set up in the region will have free access to hiring the local population.

We guarantee the capability of our company to accomplish our end of the contract proposed, CEDAR has a powerful network of contacts - political and financial - and subsidiaries spread across industries and fields. In no small part are we able to provide more convenient services than potential competitors due to voluntarist policies of our base country, Autania.

As businessmen we certainly value the needs of our clients. Thus we will be fully open to negotiation on all terms of these proposed cooperation contracts, such that maximum benefit for both sides are reached. The terms proposed here are only to give an idea of what our group would be interested in, and proper terms will be sealed with officialized and authorized negotiations and consensus. We sincerely dispatch this, and hope cordially for a response.

2018/4/30 AD
1439/8/14 AH

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:36 am**

The Arab State of Khataiy and The Arab Socialist Vanguard Baath Party

The threat of our people in West Africa has come to our attention, it should be known the Arab State of Khataiy will not tolerate attacks on Arab nations. Our country will respond if need to aggression against any West African Arab Nation.
Signed,
President Omar Khairallah
The Arab State of Khataiy - Foreign Ministry
The Arab State of Khataiy - Defense Ministry
The Revolutionary Command Council
The Arab Socialist Vanguard Baath Party
The Khataiy Free Arab Army
The Directorate of the Department of the Volunteer Military

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:32 am**

Syndicated News Service

BREAKING NEWS: RAMPAGE AT MISKATONIC!

At approximately 8:35 PM on Sunday, April 29, a man wearing a trenchcoat, fedora, and Guy Fawkes mask entered the Niehaus Library at Miskatonic University in Arkham. He declared that this was the beginning of the "Revolution of the Gentlemen", and threw a firebomb at a group of female students who were studying, then proceeded to attack students and faculty with a sword. When confronted by University Police, he wounded a police officer before being tackled, handcuffed and placed under arrest.

UPDATE: The suspect has been identified as Greg Chapman, a 19-year-old computer science student from Burlington, VT. Police have documented numerous online postings by Chapman on websites where he identifies as an "incel" or "involuntary celibate" and blames society for his lack of sexual activity. He posted a manifesto a few minutes before starting his rampage, in which he cites the recent coup in Chad and unconfirmed reports of New English military assistance to President Moungar's forces as justification for his actions, along with

We also regret to inform you that one of the students who was firebombed has died of her injuries. This brings the death toll to three. The other eleven victims are all in stable condition. Miskatonic University has asked us not to release the names of the victims.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:58 am**

It was a strange day in the capital city of Tarsonis. Hell it was a strange day across the whole kingdom. In the wake of the uprising in Chad, the Tarsonis Office of the Holy Inquisition had deployed their extrensive surveillance apparatus to Western Africa. Hundreds of spy satellites, thousands of stealth enhanced drones, all financed by faithful parishioners, illuminated every relevant inch of the once forgettable nation of Chad for the eyes of the Inquisition to watch.

Now this wasn’t so very odd. In fact on any other Tueday the oddest part of the affair would have been the coffee machine on the third floor being broken. But on this particular day, the analysts found themselves putting their skills to the test not for intelligence purposes, but quite possibly the exact opposite: reality television. All the footage that would normally be kep highly confidential, was now being broadcast 24/6 on public access interlink, to the entire kingdom.

When asked why, the Grand Regent was quoted saying, “Because Y’all have to see this shit.”

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:35 am**

VOI News Flash
A Speech from the President
"Good morning, Orion. As you saw on TV, some crazy gamers are now launching a revolutionary movement all over the world. The fall of the Chadian government is normally something I would celebrate. However, it has been replaced by people who keep sex slaves and force the natives into exile. They must remember what happened last time someone tried to mess with us. Beijing and Shanghai were bombed extensively and China lost 1,500,000 men. I am placing a total embargo on the former Chad. Anyone who sells anything to it, especially weapons and technology will face treason charges. I am ordering the 2nd Air Force and the 1st Tank Army to Nigeria. These people have created a hell on earth and want that for your brothers and sisters. I am also signing the Incel Act. This makes it easier to monitor Incel activities within the Orion Islands. I am designating the Incels a terrorist group. Their treatment of women and use of harems says it all. They also herded people onto cotton farms forcibly. Anyone who travels to Chad without military approval will be executed. There are many more actions that I cannot discuss. But I will confirm the rumors that I am summoning President Donald Trump, President Xi Jinping, Prime Minister Theresa May, President Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, President Emmanuel Macron, and Chancellor Angela Merkel to Union City to discuss this crisis. There has been tremendous hostility between Russia and China and the West. But this is the best way to stop the Incels. Thank you. God Bless the Orion Islands."
The OIA activated 1,000 agents. The War Powers Act was used to draft 50,000 men and start building a better army, air force and navy. The call was for for 5,000 tanks, 5,000 artillery pieces, 3,000 fighters, 2,000 bombers, 10 battleships, 4 carriers, 50 destroyers, 40 cruisers, and 40 submarines by the next April. The high number was also because of tension with North Korea, Burma, and Syria.
100 OIA agents were sent to Chad, a few posing as Gentleman Gamer recruits from Great Britain and America. The Orionite Republican Cyber Division, the best in the world hacks into Incel Twitter accounts and shuts them down. Incel dark nets are found and attacked. The only clue that the ORCA was there is a message reading "Repent, and thou shall be saved."

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:41 am**

The Gentlemen defending the border were unprepared. Six of them sat in a small watch-tower - which had been built by the Chadian army - hands in their pants and eyes on a small portable DVD player with a bootlegged copy of Keijo. The conclusion was swift and violent. There was no chance. The Gentlemen and their DVD player were torn to oblivion by a quick burst of machine-gun fire - their limbs hanging off a nearby tree as the rebel convoy moved onwards.

The journey from the border to Fada, however, would be a long one - over two-hundred kilometers to be precise, or day's march. An attack on Fada would not come unopposed.

Though the Gentlemen were no military organization, they still inherited the Chadian arsenal. In this included several P-15 Early-warning radars that Chad had captured from the Libyans in the 1980s. This radar was deployed near the outskirts of Fada with a battery of SA-6 Gainful Surface to Air Missiles. The Early warning radar quickly picked up on the incoming F-15s and the Cargo plane, notifying the battery commander that some air traffic was approaching.

Though any other air defense formation in any other country in the world would have attempted to establish radio contact first, the Gentlemen were a paranoid and angry bunch, and therefore a salvo of a dozen missiles - three aimed at each aircraft - was fired off in quick succession. Without preemptive jamming efforts, the missiles hurtled directly at their targets at impressive speed. The launchers prepared a secondary strike - and would launch it - in case any of the enemy aircraft survived the initial impacts.

The western desert of Chad is not flat and pleasant. In fact, a quick geographic survey of the area shows that it is in fact very bumpy, very rocky, and ultimately leads into elevated plateaus. Indeed, the rock makes it such that at many places, the desert is scarcely navigable by motor vehicles. There would be only a narrow strip of terrain through which the invaders could invade; the valley between Ennedi Plateau and Massif D'Ouaddai Plateau or the northern valley - but that would have led them directly into a Chadian minefield.

One-hundred and fifty kilometers from Fada, the incoming Prussian and Chadian rebel forces would be spotted by a pair of civilian drones - which had been sent specifically to determine whether any land incursion had accompanied the inbound air assault. The Gentlemen in N'Djamena panicked at what appeared to be a veritable invasion force and the Supreme Gentleman ordered the local raiding party to establish a defense in the area, informing them of the potential kill-zone that presented itself before them.

Though the incels had no major mechanized or armored formations in the north, they had sent a raiding party - hell-bent on capturing slaves and loot for the cause. This came in the form of what essentially amounted to a motorised regiment. No tanks. However, there were several light recce vehicles with powerful guns consisting of three AML 90s. Though relatively lightly armored compared to a conventional AFV, it armored was capable of resisting large caliber bullet impacts and packed a 90 mm D921/GIAT armored piercing gun. They also had ZSU-2 guns bolted to the back of flat-beds. Finally, the incels had two batteries worth of D-30 howitzers towed.

The D-30s - which were able to outpace the incoming enemy due to the flatness of the terrain - were quickly established in dispersed firing positions within range of the incoming enemy forces as they made their way through the rocky terrain. Dozens of Drones from in the aerial space would act as spotters and help adjust the artillery's aim. The drones maintained constant, persistent recce from several kilometers away - that is well out of the range of any of the invading forces - and were too small to be noticed by the incoming enemy aircraft - assuming they had survived the salvo fired upon them. On the ground, the AMLs, with superior optics intended for forward recce missions, further helped adjust the guns' trajectories.

""Time 2 pwn sum n00b Chads" the battery commander shouted in a quite nasally voice. Then the guns fired.

High fragmentation 3OF56 rounds began to burst amidst the enemy formation. These high explosive shrapnel shells contained explosive power equivalent to 4 kg of TNT, and hurled lethal strips of shrapnel. Such power was capable of penetrating a technical vehicle - and could easily disable the tracks of an Abrams. The fire was sustained and corrected by persistent updates by both recce optic and drone surveillance. All in all, nearly sixty-four shells would be fired in under five minutes.

Accompanying the barrage of HF shells would be a battery of six UB-32 rocket launchers mounted on technicals. They fired a quick salvo of rockets - specifically targeting the Prussians' 350 mm mortar - with lethal rocket fire guided by drone and rudimentary optics. The artillery itself was guided by an encrypted mobile app as used by Syrian forces and artillery in the Donbass.

While this happened, Incel soldiers with 7 x TOWs would tank position amidst the red rock with other infantry equipped with AR-15s and recoil less rifles. Almost 300 infantry, dismounting from Totoya Camrys, would move to intercept the oncoming force. Two more infantry battalions (roughly 600 Gentlemen in total with AR-15s, ATGMs, and recoilless rifles) would drive their toyotas to the imposing hills overlooking Fada itself and establish a defensive perimeter outside the city, replete with laser range-finders, ZSU-2s mounted on flat-beds, 82 mm Mortars and small rocket launchers such as the Qassam hidden in buildings close to the defensive positions. Snipers in the tallest buildings of the city itself prepared to assist the fighting as Chadian slaves were fo A third battalion of would be kept inside the city itself as a reserve force, on standby with their vehicles.

In Fada itself, Chadian slaves were forced to dig traps and obstacles through the city's larger streets to prevent enemy vehicles from moving - forcing them into kill zones.

Meanwhile, a company of T-55 tanks would be deployed from its base in Abeche. Twelve T-55s with Girls Und Panzer girls painted on their sides set out to reinforce the beleaguered defenders. It would take them a few days to arrive. They would be supported by a proper mechanised battalion mounted in BTRs.

In N'Djamena, the preparations continued. More volunteers were smuggled in through the Cameroonian border with bribes to the border guards, many arriving with additional supplies, weapons, and hentai. The Gentlemen continued production of civilian home-made rockets, artillery, and were forming on average an additional company of fighters each day.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:55 am**

Gentlemen Gamers wrote:The Gentlemen defending the border were unprepared. Six of them sat in a small watch-tower - which had been built by the Chadian army - hands in their pants and eyes on a small portable DVD player with a bootlegged copy of Keijo. The conclusion was swift and violent. There was no chance. The Gentlemen and their DVD player were torn to oblivion by a quick burst of machine-gun fire - their limbs hanging off a nearby tree as the rebel convoy moved onwards.

The journey from the border to Fada, however, would be a long one - over two-hundred kilometers to be precise, or day's march. An attack on Fada would not come unopposed.

Though the Gentlemen were no military organization, they still inherited the Chadian arsenal. In this included several P-15 Early-warning radars that Chad had captured from the Libyans in the 1980s. This radar was deployed near the outskirts of Fada with a battery of SA-6 Gainful Surface to Air Missiles. The Early warning radar quickly picked up on the incoming F-15s and the Cargo plane, notifying the battery commander that some air traffic was approaching.

Though any other air defense formation in any other country in the world would have attempted to establish radio contact first, the Gentlemen were a paranoid and angry bunch, and therefore a salvo of a dozen missiles - three aimed at each aircraft - was fired off in quick succession. Without preemptive jamming efforts, the missiles hurtled directly at their targets at impressive speed. The launchers prepared a secondary strike - and would launch it - in case any of the enemy aircraft survived the initial impacts.

The western desert of Chad is not flat and pleasant. In fact, a quick geographic survey of the area shows that it is in fact very bumpy, very rocky, and ultimately leads into elevated plateaus. Indeed, the rock makes it such that at many places, the desert is scarcely navigable by motor vehicles. There would be only a narrow strip of terrain through which the invaders could invade; the valley between Ennedi Plateau and Massif D'Ouaddai Plateau or the northern valley - but that would have led them directly into a Chadian minefield.

One-hundred and fifty kilometers from Fada, the incoming Prussian and Chadian rebel forces would be spotted by a pair of civilian drones - which had been sent specifically to determine whether any land incursion had accompanied the inbound air assault. The Gentlemen in N'Djamena panicked at what appeared to be a veritable invasion force and the Supreme Gentleman ordered the local raiding party to establish a defense in the area, informing them of the potential kill-zone that presented itself before them.

Though the incels had no major mechanized or armored formations in the north, they had sent a raiding party - hell-bent on capturing slaves and loot for the cause. This came in the form of what essentially amounted to a motorised regiment. No tanks. However, there were several light recce vehicles with powerful guns consisting of three AML 90s. Though relatively lightly armored compared to a conventional AFV, it armored was capable of resisting large caliber bullet impacts and packed a 90 mm D921/GIAT armored piercing gun. They also had ZSU-2 guns bolted to the back of flat-beds. Finally, the incels had two batteries worth of D-30 howitzers towed.

The D-30s - which were able to outpace the incoming enemy due to the flatness of the terrain - were quickly established in dispersed firing positions within range of the incoming enemy forces as they made their way through the rocky terrain. Dozens of Drones from in the aerial space would act as spotters and help adjust the artillery's aim. The drones maintained constant, persistent recce from several kilometers away - that is well out of the range of any of the invading forces - and were too small to be noticed by the incoming enemy aircraft - assuming they had survived the salvo fired upon them. On the ground, the AMLs, with superior optics intended for forward recce missions, further helped adjust the guns' trajectories.

""Time 2 pwn sum n00b Chads" the battery commander shouted in a quite nasally voice. Then the guns fired.

High fragmentation 3OF56 rounds began to burst amidst the enemy formation. These high explosive shrapnel shells contained explosive power equivalent to 4 kg of TNT, and hurled lethal strips of shrapnel. Such power was capable of penetrating a technical vehicle - and could easily disable the tracks of an Abrams. The fire was sustained and corrected by persistent updates by both recce optic and drone surveillance. All in all, nearly sixty-four shells would be fired in under five minutes.

Accompanying the barrage of HF shells would be a battery of six UB-32 rocket launchers mounted on technicals. They fired a quick salvo of rockets - specifically targeting the Prussians' 350 mm mortar - with lethal rocket fire guided by drone and rudimentary optics. The artillery itself was guided by an encrypted mobile app as used by Syrian forces and artillery in the Donbass.

While this happened, Incel soldiers with 7 x TOWs would tank position amidst the red rock with other infantry equipped with AR-15s and recoil less rifles. Almost 300 infantry, dismounting from Totoya Camrys, would move to intercept the oncoming force. Two more infantry battalions (roughly 600 Gentlemen in total with AR-15s, ATGMs, and recoilless rifles) would drive their toyotas to the imposing hills overlooking Fada itself and establish a defensive perimeter outside the city, replete with laser range-finders, ZSU-2s mounted on flat-beds, 82 mm Mortars and small rocket launchers such as the Qassam hidden in buildings close to the defensive positions. Snipers in the tallest buildings of the city itself prepared to assist the fighting as Chadian slaves were fo A third battalion of would be kept inside the city itself as a reserve force, on standby with their vehicles.

In Fada itself, Chadian slaves were forced to dig traps and obstacles through the city's larger streets to prevent enemy vehicles from moving - forcing them into kill zones.

Meanwhile, a company of T-55 tanks would be deployed from its base in Abeche. Twelve T-55s with Girls Und Panzer girls painted on their sides set out to reinforce the beleaguered defenders. It would take them a few days to arrive. They would be supported by a proper mechanised battalion mounted in BTRs.

In N'Djamena, the preparations continued. More volunteers were smuggled in through the Cameroonian border with bribes to the border guards, many arriving with additional supplies, weapons, and hentai. The Gentlemen continued production of civilian home-made rockets, artillery, and were forming on average an additional company of fighters each day.

To Whoemever it May Concern,

We are interested in doing business with you. All of your services - especially the fiber optic cables - are highly desired by our fighters and we are interested in arranging upgrade deals for our - sadly - antiquated armored formations. Radars, BTRs, and other weapons and upgrades are highly desired and necessary for the success of our movement.

In exchange for these goods and services, we are willing to permit you ownership of Chad's oil fields in return for services and weapons equivalent or exceeding the market value of these fields prior to our coup. We also are open to leasing the cotton fields to your company - but ownership may be questionable as we have taken to using the plantations as a form of movement and population control. We can discuss this specific issue further. Finally, we are willing to lease the life-time services of anti-social elements of our new citizenry.

If you would like to discuss these terms further, we are willing to host your representatives in our new capital, and/or if this is deemed unsafe, via skype conference.

Best,
The Supreme Gentleman

OOC: How do you get hundreds of recruits every day? How do these recruits get such weaponry? How can untrained gamers attack a highly trained professional army? What's a chad and a stacey?

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:00 pm**

The Internet, 4chan, /pol/

☐ Is tomorrow night alright for fighting?Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:45 No. 6736472898
ALL UNITS MOBILIZE!
We’re shutting down these fucking cucks right now.
Don’t pay attention to their propaganda- they’re an incel fringe group probably composed of fucking white knights gone rogue. They’ve turned to our website- our shitposting haven- to spread their wankstains.
Everyone right of Himmler and left of Lenin, Exodians, Americans, Africans, Kekistanis, Jews- your time has come. Stay here for counter-cyberterrorism action, or open a tab on /k/ for physical weapons training. These shameful excuses for anons don’t know what Lord Pepe has in store for them.
The Kek Offensive is reborn today, and we will not fail!

☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:52
Someone get in contact with the bois over at the Prussian-Polish Commonwealth, I hear their military intelligence has some dope-ass spambots.

☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:55
Get ready, folks. They’re starting to integrate weebs into their movement- we need to resist as much as we can. Start with DDoSing the hentai sites, then move on to Crunchyroll and other weeb places of worship.

☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:59
Someone find the /k/arrier. We’re going to need it pretty soon.

☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:59

>they’re all triggered virgin basement dwellers
>so are we and most of 4chan

This’ll be 100000x times better than Infinity War.

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