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by A m e n r i a » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:06 pm
by Camelone » Sun May 13, 2018 12:32 pm
Taledonia wrote:Being threatened was expected, and indeed was the goal. But when the escort of Margrave Sigismund turned against him, Ælraed was genuinely surprised, and his mind immediately began searching for a solution to this unforeseen event. There was always his...gifts...but he had taken great pains up until this point in his life not to reveal those to anyone. It would never do to have his hand forced by this foreign mob, and he pushed the suggestion away as the lazy thing to do.
"Lands and gold," he said nonchalantly. "Both things the Margrave and I could easily offer in greater quantity. But then, turncoats are usually so quick to hold on to whatever scraps of honour and loyalty they have left, and say they can't be bought. I'm sure you'll next attempt to convince us that you are acting for the betterment of your country. Camelone in danger, and the heathen to be kept busy so as to protect the Chosen People. Whatever you need to say to convince yourselves that you are in the right of this."
As calmly as possible, Ælraed took hold of the Margrave's elbow, and with almost imperceptible force did he begin to draw him backwards, away from the pistols and towards him and Sir Ninian. Never once did he take his eyes off of Sir Galan, and his body language was all peace and compliance. When he had brought the Margrave close enough to himself, and having taken a few steps backwards himself in the direction of Sir Ninian, Ælraed Ballantyne slowly reached into his coat and very slowly removed a cigar, which he showed to Sir Galan and his men, demonstrating that he was no threat whatsoever. He licked the length of the tobacco leaf to wet it, then placed it in the corner of his mouth and reached for a match that sat on his desk. With a quick strike was it lit and brought to touch the cigar, which began to smoke and fill the room with the pleasant odour.
"Tell me," he spoke after a few puffs which truly felt like hours in the tenseness of the room, "Are you familiar with the natural sciences at all, Sir Galan? It has been all the rage in Taledonia these many decades, and our best and brightest over at the Royal Society spend their days observing, cataloguing and tinkering with everything they can find. I have a good friend, a mining magnate, who is himself an eminent ornithologist. And even before the Shadow, may it never reappear, our religious castes knew the ways of plants. This latter knowledge has understandably advanced with all the modern methods of control and observation possible in this day and age, and while I will admit that I often shirked my studies as a lad, I did retain some knowledge of the natural states. Fruits, grains and vegetables are of great importance, as they are often left to rot so that they might make that substance which men so crave. Alcohol, you understand. The market is wild for alcohols of all kinds, and it can only be produced by fermenting various fruits, grains and vegetables.
"But something else happens during the process, which those more wise in the ways of the world have named ethanol. A mostly odourless byproduct, ethanol can be fatal if not controlled, and the poor are known to be poisoned by cheap drink that hosts too much ethanol. It also has another use, however, if one is careful enough in its handling. And indeed, it was of great interest to me. So much so that I ordered the Royal Distillery moved below us, and took this little office above their fermentation chambers. I don't think the brewmasters thought me quite sane when I told them to do it, and to eschew any changes to the palace for proper ventilation. A week, I told them, would not do me any harm. So you see, we are currently standing on a wooden floor, with a build up of ethanol below us, and I ask your pardon for this Margrave!"
In the blink of an eye the cigar was falling towards a small crack in the floor's planking, while Ælraed had once more taken hold of Sigismund and was dragging him physically along as he dove to take cover behind the desk where Sir Ninian was already standing. Ælraed could not be sure if the soldiers had fired their weapons or not, so lost was he in the adrenaline rush, and barely had they slid halfway across the desk than the air below them ignited and heaved against the thick stone walls of the castle, finding nowhere else to burst but up. The sound was tremendous, a thunderclap that shook the entire room, while the jet of flame and smoke that fired up as if Hellfire from beneath consumed the room, blowing out the window panes from their casements and sending the room's door flying across the hall. Those outside, while thrown to their feet and no doubt unable to hear anything but a high-pitched ringing, would be otherwise fine Ballantyne reasoned. Those inside the room, however, he did not know. For his own part, he was stiff, deaf, and choking on the thick plumes of smoke that filled the small space. He could see nothing but obscure shapes through the blackness of the smoke, and up had no meaning to him.
The ethanol had ignited, sending up a flash for flame that would have singed hair and perhaps left some superficial burns, but the main objective had been to create a dense cloud of oily smoke that would fill the room and make escape possible.
An errant breeze from outside brought the broken window to his attention. He was still dumb and disoriented, he felt weak, and he was unsure of how long he had until his lungs failed him in the choked environment. But there was a window, and he felt limbs beside him. Was it the Margrave Sigismund? Sir Ninian? He couldn't be entirely sure, but he summoned all the resolve he had left, rose to his feet, dragged the equally dazed and discombobulated forms to the window, pushed them out head first, then jumped out himself. The fall was no great way, merely 10 feet or so, and with a silent prayer to the Spirits he thanked himself for instructing the castle's grooms to stack the sum of the stable's straw below his window. All three figures landed in a soft, if itchy and scratchy, pile. An alarm bell was tolling, and he could hear the clank of armoured boots running about. Even the discharge of a musket or two, which was curiously calming, as it meant his hearing was beginning to return.
"I really fucking hope that's you and Sir Ninian lying next to me, Margrave."
by Taledonia » Thu May 17, 2018 1:23 pm
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by Camelone » Mon May 21, 2018 9:43 am
Taledonia wrote:Taking an officer's rightful position on the flank, Ballantyne marched steadily forward with his men, bayonets held forward as they advanced upon the Cameloneans.
"Margrave Sigismund," he turned smartly, not breaking step with his soldiers, "I look to you for which men to spare, and which to destroy."
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