Punishment too Socialism

[Deep Creek2]

As a new nation here, I declare myself the only true Socialist state.
All others should be punished because they have not yet pledged allegiance to me.
Their Socialism has resulted in violence, but mine has resulted in peace. So every Socialist nation must pledge to me or DIE.
Until then I'm embargoing every Socialist state that hasn't submitted their selves to my crown.

"I don't care how much Socialist nations get mad after seeing this, I'm doing this."
-The Leader of Deep Creek 2

[Avisronia]

Encrypted Message from the Avisronian National Investment Bank

Dear Leader,

What a joy it is to hear from you! You were somewhere on the list for us to reach out to in the coming months, but upon reading this decree at 2 a.m. on the second page of a lesser Avisronian news agency, we have decided this is as good a time as any to make our proposal.

You see, we understand that by being the exact opposite of “socialist,” our country doesn’t exactly fall under your little decree. But we have things in common! Our large corporations, through some sort of economic witchcraft (some would call it capitalism, we call it math,) provide for their employees much the same quality of living that you guys - socialists - plan to offer after your next five year plan. It’s a beautiful system: the productive members of our society have amazing benefits, and get to live the socialist dream!

Owing to this obvious likemindedness, we have a proposal. Our country is a world leader in advanced aeronautical engineering. We will sell you the best fighters, bombers, and drones the world has ever seen, so that you may accomplish your goals of crushing those other socialist states beneath your boot! All we ask in return is the right to construct, either independently or within your larger international airport, a moderately sized airbase of our very own, with an accompanying 99 year lease.

We look forward to working with you, and please respond with any inquiries.

Signed,
Your Comrades in Avisronia

[The dark Panther]

Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov Laughed "They threaten us! HAHA, we have a bigger military, airforce, special forces, and Navy! Get Koptsev Alexei and Wiesław Chaykovsky in here they will be a short war soon. Only because of there ignorance to who they Threaten"

Koptsev Alexei the Armed Forces High General and Wiesław Chaykovsky the commissar of defense meet with Aleksandr Ivanov. "I say we send the Special Force's elite paratroops and marines first. Then the Airforce and Navy's paratroopers and airforce, And after we have a beachhead and the paratroopers causing chaos inside their lines we send the main force." Says Koptsev Alexei "Good idea, would make it short and quick." Says Aleksandr Ivanov "I agree with Aleksandr" Says Wiesław Chaykovsky. "Then let's began preparing the invasion" says Armed Forces High General Koptsev Alexei.

Later that day Aleksandr Ivanov Issued this ultimatum to deep creek2

Dark Panther sends this ultimatum demanding that
1: Deep creek2 recalls their threat and apologizes
2: Deep creek2's military size is decreased by 25%
3: Deep creek2 can not trade or be given any weapons of mass destruction
4: Deep creek2 MUST destroy any weapons of mass destruction they hold
5: Deep creek2 can not be given any weapons of war

Signed by Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov, Supreme Commissar Vladislav Dostoyevsky, Armed Forces High General Koptsev Alexei, Commissar Of Defense Wiesław Chaykovsky, Commissar of Global Affairs Phirun Keo

[Hokkaido-Sakhalin]

General Secretary Gyeong Baek was spending time in her office reading her Mail.ru inbox, when she came across a peculiar email, which claimed to represent some obsecure nation, and which demanded a pledge of allegiance. She almost subconsciously reacted and trashed the email. Baek did not remember of the existence of “Deep Creek2” just half an hour later.

[Deep Creek2]

Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov Laughed "They threaten us! HAHA, we have a bigger military, airforce, special forces, and Navy! Get Koptsev Alexei and Wiesław Chaykovsky in here they will be a short war soon. Only because of there ignorance to who they Threaten"

Koptsev Alexei the Armed Forces High General and Wiesław Chaykovsky the commissar of defense meet with Aleksandr Ivanov. "I say we send the Special Force's elite paratroops and marines first. Then the Airforce and Navy's paratroopers and airforce, And after we have a beachhead and the paratroopers causing chaos inside their lines we send the main force." Says Koptsev Alexei "Good idea, would make it short and quick." Says Aleksandr Ivanov "I agree with Aleksandr" Says Wiesław Chaykovsky. "Then let's began preparing the invasion" says Armed Forces High General Koptsev Alexei.

Later that day Aleksandr Ivanov Issued this ultimatum to deep creek2

Dark Panther sends this ultimatum demanding that
1: Deep creek2 recalls their threat and apologizes
2: Deep creek2's military size is decreased by 25%
3: Deep creek2 can not trade or be given any weapons of mass destruction
4: Deep creek2 MUST destroy any weapons of mass destruction they hold
5: Deep creek2 can not be given any weapons of war

Signed by Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov, Supreme Commissar Vladislav Dostoyevsky, Armed Forces High General Koptsev Alexei, Commissar Of Defense Wiesław Chaykovsky, Commissar of Global Affairs Phirun Keo

We meet none of your demands.
*As the punishment for the threat we send 900 unarmed citizens into their airport with 700 spanking machines and spank any of their citizens that walk pass the machine. As a result 1400 of their citizens walk away with red butts. All 900 citizens step back on the plane back too Deep Creek 2.*

[Deep Creek2]

Encrypted Message from the Avisronian National Investment Bank

Dear Leader,

What a joy it is to hear from you! You were somewhere on the list for us to reach out to in the coming months, but upon reading this decree at 2 a.m. on the second page of a lesser Avisronian news agency, we have decided this is as good a time as any to make our proposal.

You see, we understand that by being the exact opposite of “socialist,” our country doesn’t exactly fall under your little decree. But we have things in common! Our large corporations, through some sort of economic witchcraft (some would call it capitalism, we call it math,) provide for their employees much the same quality of living that you guys - socialists - plan to offer after your next five year plan. It’s a beautiful system: the productive members of our society have amazing benefits, and get to live the socialist dream!

Owing to this obvious likemindedness, we have a proposal. Our country is a world leader in advanced aeronautical engineering. We will sell you the best fighters, bombers, and drones the world has ever seen, so that you may accomplish your goals of crushing those other socialist states beneath your boot! All we ask in return is the right to construct, either independently or within your larger international airport, a moderately sized airbase of our very own, with an accompanying 99 year lease.

We look forward to working with you, and please respond with any inquiries.

Signed,
Your Comrades in Avisronia

We agree to this deal if you let us monitor your airbase 24/7 and keep our soldiers net to it at all times.

[Deep Creek2]

General Secretary Gyeong Baek was spending time in her office reading her Mail.ru inbox, when she came across a peculiar email, which claimed to represent some obsecure nation, and which demanded a pledge of allegiance. She almost subconsciously reacted and trashed the email. Baek did not remember of the existence of “Deep Creek2” just half an hour later.

As your punishment for trashing the email we landed into your airport with 800 unarmed citizens and 600 spanking machines. They spanked all your citizens that walked passed and left them with red butts. Our 800 unarmed citizens then flew back into Deep Creek 2 in celebration.

[Stellar Colonies]

OOC:

Spanking machines?!

[Terra Novam]

This pathetic petty state has big aspirations. We wonder if they are suffering from the effects of nuclear fallout. If not, they soon will.
Our orbital defense platforms are now targeting every major city in Deep Creek2. Any act of aggression will be met with extreme retaliation.
You will experience the power of a true Communist nation unless you back down.

Signed,
- Gartan Kondraki, Minister of War
National Defense Center
City of Novi Soyuz

[New Socialist South Africa]

As a new nation here, I declare myself the only true Socialist state.
All others should be punished because they have not yet pledged allegiance to me.
Their Socialism has resulted in violence, but mine has resulted in peace. So every Socialist nation must pledge to me or DIE.
Until then I'm embargoing every Socialist state that hasn't submitted their selves to my crown.

"I don't care how much Socialist nations get mad after seeing this, I'm doing this."
-The Leader of Deep Creek 2

The message brought great amusement to a lower level administrator who happened upon it. She chuckled at the absurd message, concluded it must be a joke, and carried on with her work.

[Deep Creek2]

This pathetic petty state has big aspirations. We wonder if they are suffering from the effects of nuclear fallout. If not, they soon will.
Our orbital defense platforms are now targeting every major city in Deep Creek2. Any act of aggression will be met with extreme retaliation.
You will experience the power of a true Communist nation unless you back down.

Signed,
- Gartan Kondraki, Minister of War
National Defense Center
City of Novi Soyuz

Let's have some peace. I will offer you 9 central banks if you remove the satellites.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR THE CENTRAL BANKS:

The banks are the main source of printing for your country (increasing your economy).
You fund our banks so we can print your money. (increasing your economy).

Those are the terms and conditions for peace.

[Deep Creek2]

As a new nation here, I declare myself the only true Socialist state.
All others should be punished because they have not yet pledged allegiance to me.
Their Socialism has resulted in violence, but mine has resulted in peace. So every Socialist nation must pledge to me or DIE.
Until then I'm embargoing every Socialist state that hasn't submitted their selves to my crown.

"I don't care how much Socialist nations get mad after seeing this, I'm doing this."
-The Leader of Deep Creek 2

The message brought great amusement to a lower level administrator who happened upon it. She chuckled at the absurd message, concluded it must be a joke, and carried on with her work.

As your punishment for laughing at us we sent 1500 unarmed citizens with 1400 spanking machines into your central airport effectively spanking 8000 of your citizens. The 1500 citizens have escaped back into my country.

[The dark Panther]

Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov Laughed "They threaten us! HAHA, we have a bigger military, airforce, special forces, and Navy! Get Koptsev Alexei and Wiesław Chaykovsky in here they will be a short war soon. Only because of there ignorance to who they Threaten"

Koptsev Alexei the Armed Forces High General and Wiesław Chaykovsky the commissar of defense meet with Aleksandr Ivanov. "I say we send the Special Force's elite paratroops and marines first. Then the Airforce and Navy's paratroopers and airforce, And after we have a beachhead and the paratroopers causing chaos inside their lines we send the main force." Says Koptsev Alexei "Good idea, would make it short and quick." Says Aleksandr Ivanov "I agree with Aleksandr" Says Wiesław Chaykovsky. "Then let's began preparing the invasion" says Armed Forces High General Koptsev Alexei.

Later that day Aleksandr Ivanov Issued this ultimatum to deep creek2

We meet none of your demands.
*As the punishment for the threat we send 900 unarmed citizens into their airport with 700 spanking machines and spank any of their citizens that walk pass the machine. As a result 1400 of their citizens walk away with red butts. All 900 citizens step back on the plane back too Deep Creek 2.*

at 9:30 Dark Panther declared war on Deep creek2 (OOC: also none from deep creek2 can some to dark panther they would be arrested and held)

[New Socialist South Africa]

The message brought great amusement to a lower level administrator who happened upon it. She chuckled at the absurd message, concluded it must be a joke, and carried on with her work.

As your punishment for laughing at us we sent 1500 unarmed citizens with 1400 spanking machines into your central airport effectively spanking 8000 of your citizens. The 1500 citizens have escaped back into my country.

Upon trying to land in Oliver Tambo airport unannounced, police and soldiers apprehended the 1 500 unarmed citizens. They are currently being processed by police, and their “spanking machines” have been consifiscated and put into evidence.

Police are now laughing at this matter too, as are numerous comedians, cartoonists and average citizens. The backwater or Deep Creek 2 is now viewed across the nation as an absurdly and humorously overly serious and humerless nation.

[Puczovska]

Puczovska doesn't submit to people who don't know the difference between too and to.

[The dark Panther]

Special Forces elite marines and the navy's marines land then are followed by 15,000 land troops

[Puczovska]

Puczovskan State News:

Don't worry people, the Communist Party of Puczovska has called their bluff.

[The dark Panther]

All of Deep creek2's waters is controlled by the dark panther half of their coast is controlled by forces and the rest aren't

[Trive 38]

Trivian Emperor Lynnoux Yakovlev laughs at the socialist nations fighting amongst themselves.
"Failed states with failed ideologies. That's what happens. Socialism is bull." - he said, accompanied by laughs of his ministers.
"Anyways, what's the matter here?"

[Deep Creek2]

Since this war won't actually impact my nation according to nationstates I can afford to fight this.

We smuggle the world's top hackers into the country and unlock the electronic jail cells to unlock the spanking machine operators.
We then use the hackers to dismantle most of the enemy's machines.

SUBMIT OR DIE! Says the leader of Deep Creek 2.

We eventually learn to hack into the brains of the enemy soldiers and now the enemy soldiers do not know how to think for themselves.

[The dark Panther]

OOC: nationstates for MOST nations is in 2018 (so me and you). When you roleplay (THIS IS A ROLEPLAY) you act like it affects you, also you're "god-moding" which is basically when you go full i win everything mode when they are saying what there doing. also there normal jails so unless you can hack iron you aren't hacking them (that was joke). third there OOC out of character, IC in character, SIC Secret in character, New Socialist South Africa's first post and Hokkaido-Sakhalin all are SIC meaning you DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM. Also you use "This is show you're saying something" AKA a quote but since your acting like your young i want you to know what i mean.

-Everyone in the dark panther when someone says the 6 million Deep creek2 people can beat dark panther

[North Coldmont]

"ah, looks like Chernobyl people have returned to society... and formed a nation" - random person on streets of Lurins'k
*ignores*

[Deep Creek2]

"ah, looks like Chernobyl people have returned to society... and formed a nation" - random person on streets of Lurins'k
*ignores*

As your punishment for ignoring we sneak 2000 citizens in armed with 2100 spanking machines into your airport. The result is 9000 of your citizens leaving with a red butt.

[Deep Creek2]

OOC: nationstates for MOST nations is in 2018 (so me and you). When you roleplay (THIS IS A ROLEPLAY) you act like it affects you, also you're "god-moding" which is basically when you go full i win everything mode when they are saying what there doing. also there normal jails so unless you can hack iron you aren't hacking them (that was joke). third there OOC out of character, IC in character, SIC Secret in character, New Socialist South Africa's first post and Hokkaido-Sakhalin all are SIC meaning you DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM. Also you use "This is show you're saying something" AKA a quote but since your acting like your young i want you to know what i mean.

(Image) -Everyone in the dark panther when someone says the 6 million Deep creek2 people can beat dark panther

There's no point in roleplaying if it doesn't impact me; so why would you care if I godmod?

*Farts in the face of Dark Panther's leader and walks out of the room.*

[The dark Panther]

Dark Pantherian Forces push in to Deep creek2. most of there cities near the coast have fallen most are being besieged that haven't fallen and AA destroys all aircraft flying that is not dark pantherian and the dark pantherian navy controls their waters