by Azerbaijstan » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:25 pm
by Bashriya » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:09 pm
The Arab Republic of Bashriyya
ALLAHU AKBAR!
To: Government of Azerbaijstan
Encryption: None
I personally applaud your nation's government for taking action to combat dissident destabilizing elements. I salute you and your country for your valor in enforcing justice and maintaining freedom. I encourage you to stay strong and and continue to stand firm in defiance against the Communists and Rafidahs. Clear your nation and make an example of those who wish to do the same in other countries in our fragile region.
- Sincerely, Field Marshal Mohammed Ali Nashid
by Gagium » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:33 pm
Gagium Ministry of Foreign Affairs
TO: Azerbaijstani Government
The Gagium Royal Family and Government applaud your actions against socialists and communists residing within your country. While the majority of people in Gagium believe in the right to free speech and have your own political beliefs, we also hold a deep hatred for communists and their type. We also support your stance against Iran and for Israel.
by Annihitor the Incred » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:50 pm
ANNIHITOR THE INCRED
The grand and eternal POWER of ANNIHITOR THE INCRED does, of course, applaud any and all purges conducted for whatever reason. It is, however, also unavoidable that any upstart faction which so much as disturbs the fetid morning air with its tryhard warfare will inevitably (and unenviably) attract the attention of the Great Zookeeper, SUPERIOR LEADER ANNIHITOR THE INCRED. Therefore, SUPERIOR LEADER ANNIHITOR THE INCRED has resolved to, as part of His morning routine, wipe the clumsy and absurd faction of Azerbaijstan off the face of reality, to further His holy campaign to topple all that stands and trample all that twitches back into brown primordial slime. As this message is being played, ten score Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles are being launched at the laughably unprepared and bewildered faction of Ajezrebstian, ETA 45 minutes. May their final moments be filled with the glory, shine and purity of celestial fire.
Cerussite wrote:Reasons why the human race should be extinct, for creating this abomination of a nation.
Federated Syria wrote:"They're almost definitely what Mohammad had in mind when he described Shaytan."
United Celtic Peoples wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.
Anna Kendrick wrote:This is more than just malice.
Coutuza wrote:Terrifying memes.
Nazi Madagascar Republic wrote:eldritch edgelord
Cantelo wrote:Annihitor what the hell is that thing on your flag
by Gagium » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:59 pm
ANNIHITOR THE INCRED wrote:
The grand and eternal POWER of ANNIHITOR THE INCRED does, of course, applaud any and all purges conducted for whatever reason. It is, however, also unavoidable that any upstart faction which so much as disturbs the fetid morning air with its tryhard warfare will inevitably (and unenviably) attract the attention of the Great Zookeeper, SUPERIOR LEADER ANNIHITOR THE INCRED. Therefore, SUPERIOR LEADER ANNIHITOR THE INCRED has resolved to, as part of His morning routine, wipe the clumsy and absurd faction of Azerbaijstan off the face of reality, to further His holy campaign to topple all that stands and trample all that twitches back into brown primordial slime. As this message is being played, ten score Interdimensional Nuclear Missiles are being launched at the laughably unprepared and bewildered faction of Ajezrebstian, ETA 45 minutes. May their final moments be filled with the glory, shine and purity of celestial fire.
by Annihitor the Incred » Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:13 pm
Gagium wrote:ANNIHITOR THE INCRED wrote:
The grand and eternal POWER of ANNIHITOR THE INCRED does, of course, applaud any and all purges conducted for whatever reason. It is, however, also unavoidable that any upstart faction which so much as disturbs the fetid morning air with its tryhard warfare will inevitably (and unenviably) attract the attention of the Great Zookeeper, SUPERIOR LEADER ANNIHITOR THE INCRED. Therefore, SUPERIOR LEADER ANNIHITOR THE INCRED has resolved to, as part of His morning routine, wipe the clumsy and absurd faction of Azerbaijstan off the face of reality, to further His holy campaign to topple all that stands and trample all that twitches back into brown primordial slime. As this message is being played, ten score Interdimensional Nuclear Missiles are being launched at the laughably unprepared and bewildered faction of Ajezrebstian, ETA 45 minutes. May their final moments be filled with the glory, shine and purity of celestial fire.
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Cerussite wrote:Reasons why the human race should be extinct, for creating this abomination of a nation.
Federated Syria wrote:"They're almost definitely what Mohammad had in mind when he described Shaytan."
United Celtic Peoples wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.
Anna Kendrick wrote:This is more than just malice.
Coutuza wrote:Terrifying memes.
Nazi Madagascar Republic wrote:eldritch edgelord
Cantelo wrote:Annihitor what the hell is that thing on your flag
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