NS Alternate WW2 (OOC)[OPEN]

[Kawaii Seals]

No in the rp you sent us a letter or something

[Vrijstaat Limburg]

Right.
Shall we just say that you set up a group of 25,000 people at the end of July? You wouldn't have to send them because we kind of already capitulated the communists.

[Kawaii Seals]

Yeah

[Molvaniia]

Will you be playing as your NS nation, an imaginary nation, or an RL nation?: NS Nation
Name of the nation you are playing as: 2nd Republic of Molvaniia
The following part is not for RL nations
Location (should be fairly detailed, but not too detailed, and cannot overlap with one of the NPCs): Nakhchivan Autonomous Republic
Leader: Szlonko Busjbusj
Government type (roughly): One-Party State
Population: 444,400
Army size (realistic!): 110,000
History up to the war (briefly!): Molvaniia, aligned with Fascist Germany, made plans to invade the Soviet Union from the south.

[Strala]

Limburg first off I will and can use the 100,000k dead Americans, and that is better propaganda than your killing a few communist insurgents that have no experience and they have horrible weapons.

1 0 0 0 0 0 d e a d a m e r i c a n s


time to get a brain tumor mk2 electric boogaloo

who cares about propaganda? Chinese catholics, Limburgs catholics and Austrian catholics love me, who loves you? You've got no allies, no soldiers, and you're just sitting around in ruins, claiming that you killed 100,000 americans. How???

That's what Yatzatz said, also I got the love and support of the common people, and other communist nations. What do you mean I have no soldiers say that to my 50k army

[Andsed]

1 0 0 0 0 0 d e a d a m e r i c a n s


time to get a brain tumor mk2 electric boogaloo

who cares about propaganda? Chinese catholics, Limburgs catholics and Austrian catholics love me, who loves you? You've got no allies, no soldiers, and you're just sitting around in ruins, claiming that you killed 100,000 americans. How???

That's what Yatzaz said, also I got the love and support of the common people, and other communist nations. What do you mean I have no soldiers say that to my 50k army

Wait so what your telling me a force of untrained men with no experience who have outdated weapons managed to kill 100k trained well equipped soldiers? I mean okay if Yatzaz says so but that seems tad bit unrealistic.

[Strala]

That's what Yatzaz said, also I got the love and support of the common people, and other communist nations. What do you mean I have no soldiers say that to my 50k army

Wait so what your telling me a force of untrained men with no experience who have outdated weapons managed to kill 100k trained well equipped soldiers? I mean okay if Yatzaz says so but that seems tad bit unrealistic.

What do you mean, most of my soldiers are experienced veterans, and they are supplied with decent weapons, because of the generosity of Northern Poland when they were still communist, also the 100k was killed at the battle of Xi'an, also complain to the Op if you have a problem with that since it was what he said.

[Strala]

Right.
Shall we just say that you set up a group of 25,000 people at the end of July? You wouldn't have to send them because we kind of already capitulated the communists.

Never I'm not dead yet and I'll never die

[Andsed]

Right.
Shall we just say that you set up a group of 25,000 people at the end of July? You wouldn't have to send them because we kind of already capitulated the communists.

Never I'm not dead yet and I'll never die

Well considering you have lost most of your land and men I beg to disagree.

[Strala]

Never I'm not dead yet and I'll never die

Well considering you have lost most of your land and men I beg to disagree.

I didn't lose most of my men are you thinking about the other communist nations.

[Andsed]

Well considering you have lost most of your land and men I beg to disagree.

I didn't lose most of my men are you thinking about the other communist nations.

Well how many men did you start with and how many do you have left?

[Strala]

I didn't lose most of my men are you thinking about the other communist nations.

Well how many men did you start with and how many do you have left?

Let's see I started with around 10k and now I have around 45k. I did something called recruiting, and I only lost around 10k in the fighting since I didn't fight in a lot of major battles, and the only real one I fought in was the battle of Xi'an

[Crimetopolis]

Started working on my police and military app. Anybody else doing thing?

[Dolor Mortis]

Started working on my police and military app. Anybody else doing thing?

Sounds fun.

[Fardhin]

Will you be playing as your NS nation, an imaginary nation, or an RL nation?: NS Nation
Name of the nation you are playing as: Kekistan Monarchy
The following part is not for RL nations
Location (should be fairly detailed, but not too detailed, and cannot overlap with one of the NPCs): A continent the size of antarctica made in the shape of Pepe's face in the Atlantic.
Leader: Pepe
Government type (roughly): Tyrannical Imperial Monarchy
Population: 83,000,000
Army size (realistic!): 3,000,000
History up to the war (briefly!): A religion surrounding the god Kek forms on the continet of Polkek and attracts followers from around the world who forms teh Kekistani People. The people enjoy a culture of memes, which they physically create and mail to their friends. Kekistani traders have been banned worldwide for being annoying.

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Please don't reject me.

On one hand, I'd honestly find it hilarious to see this in the RP.
On the other, this is absurd.

[Fardhin]

On one hand, I'd honestly find it hilarious to see this in the RP.
On the other, this is absurd.

Absurd? Says the Asian Mexinigger with an "empire" that has shitholes like Malaysia, Indonesia and Philippines; then there's the tech. Did you have sore throat when you named your super weapons? Or are all Filthypino Peenoises autistic? Actually, I already know the answer. Filthy Peenoise are all defaultly retarded and uneducated.

That's just racist. But I'll respect your right to free speech and ignore you.

[Fardhin]

That's just racist. But I'll respect your right to free speech and ignore you.

sTrOnKeSt RaCe. Go and run back to your mom's basement you ignorant betacuck. Besides, slaves aren't a race.

We weren't slaves.

[Dolor Mortis]

sTrOnKeSt RaCe. Go and run back to your mom's basement you ignorant betacuck. Besides, slaves aren't a race.

We weren't slaves.

He's right, the Filipinos weren't slaves, but they were ignored by the U.S. until they gained their independence.

[The Royal Empire of the Lemons]

Will you be playing as your NS nation, an imaginary nation, or an RL nation?: NS Nation
Name of the nation you are playing as: The Royal Empire of the Lemons
The following part is not for RL nations
Location (should be fairly detailed, but not too detailed, and cannot overlap with one of the NPCs): North East Antarctica
Leader: King Harold Lemon
Government type (roughly): Monarchy
Population: 10,000,000
Army size (realistic!): Regulars: 25,000, Reserves: 50,000, Fit for service (aka conscription soldiers): 925,000
History up to the war (briefly!): (Look at the History Section)

[Audioslavia]

Absurd? Says the Asian Mexinigger with an "empire" that has shitholes like Malaysia, Indonesia and Philippines; then there's the tech. Did you have sore throat when you named your super weapons? Or are all Filthypino Peenoises autistic? Actually, I already know the answer. Filthy Peenoise are all defaultly retarded and uneducated.

sTrOnKeSt RaCe. Go and run back to your mom's basement you ignorant betacuck. Besides, slaves aren't a race.

*** Three day ban for shit-tier trolling and puppetwanking ***. This goes for all of your nations.

EDIT: Posts have now been removed

[Amuaplye]

Absurd? Says the Asian Mexinigger with an "empire" that has shitholes like Malaysia, Indonesia and Philippines; then there's the tech. Did you have sore throat when you named your super weapons? Or are all Filthypino Peenoises autistic? Actually, I already know the answer. Filthy Peenoise are all defaultly retarded and uneducated.

sTrOnKeSt RaCe. Go and run back to your mom's basement you ignorant betacuck. Besides, slaves aren't a race.

*** Three day ban for shit-tier trolling and puppetwanking ***. This goes for all of your nations.

EDIT: Deleting the posts doesn't remove the ban, but cheers anyway.

Quick question, in the book Bugs Bunny is reading in that GIF, does it say "How to Incur Audioslavia's Wrath 101, by Kyrusia"?

[El Faso]

I am just curious as to who is communist in this rp? i need to get a bearing of who my nations allies would be. Also Is it within the guidelines to develope fictional weaponry if it keeps within rough capabilities and technology of the times?

Im communist

[Atrat]

Union of the Maghreb (Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia) would appreciate a little bit of German or Italian support if Britain does not step in

[Yatzatz]

Limburg first off I will and can use the 100,000k dead Americans, and that is better propaganda than your killing a few communist insurgents that have no experience and they have horrible weapons.

uh how and when did you kill 100k american soldiers. I am not arguing this I am just curious. Also about Limburgs post I am sure he was just talking about he would exaggerate the numbers..

Unlike some nations *cough*NPA*cough*, Communist China actually has a professional military. And they've been fighting on home turf.

Will you be playing as your NS nation, an imaginary nation, or an RL nation?: NS Nation
Name of the nation you are playing as: Kekistan Monarchy
The following part is not for RL nations
Location (should be fairly detailed, but not too detailed, and cannot overlap with one of the NPCs): A continent the size of antarctica made in the shape of Pepe's face in the Atlantic.
Leader: Pepe
Government type (roughly): Tyrannical Imperial Monarchy
Population: 83,000,000
Army size (realistic!): 3,000,000
History up to the war (briefly!): A religion surrounding the god Kek forms on the continet of Polkek and attracts followers from around the world who forms teh Kekistani People. The people enjoy a culture of memes, which they physically create and mail to their friends. Kekistani traders have been banned worldwide for being annoying.

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Please don't reject me.

Given that you were banned and your posts deleted by mods, NO.

Will you be playing as your NS nation, an imaginary nation, or an RL nation?: NS Nation
Name of the nation you are playing as: The Royal Empire of the Lemons
The following part is not for RL nations
Location (should be fairly detailed, but not too detailed, and cannot overlap with one of the NPCs): North East Antarctica
Leader: King Harold Lemon
Government type (roughly): Monarchy
Population: 10,000,000
Army size (realistic!): Regulars: 25,000, Reserves: 50,000, Fit for service (aka conscription soldiers): 925,000
History up to the war (briefly!): (Look at the History Section)

10 million people in Antarctica? Are you kidding me?

[Strala]

uh how and when did you kill 100k american soldiers. I am not arguing this I am just curious. Also about Limburgs post I am sure he was just talking about he would exaggerate the numbers..

Unlike some nations *cough*NPA*cough*, Communist China actually has a professional military. And they've been fighting on home turf.

Thanks for clearing it up for the others