Comaack News Thread

[Allied Governments]

The Federation Leviathan-class Battleship Titan positions itself 1 km from the ruined city, in order to protect its workers who were sent to help rebuild the city.

[Kopania]

Wait a minute President Dugann of Charzak nuked New York and MURDERED millions of people! How can you just forgive him, he is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Pol Pot combined! Over 20 MILLION DEAD that's unforgivable! The UNTO should demand that Charzak hand over President Dugann and any Senate member who voted yes for nukeing New York. This is a travesty that cannot be paid only through war reparations, the people responsible must be executed! And I think the UNTO including me should take the offensive to Charzak and finish them off so they cannot ever do this kind of damage again. And if no nation who participates in this war can carry out capital punishment by law then hand the WAR CRIMINALS over to Kopania we will take care of them. If you don't like what i'm saying think about this. If someone came into your home, brutally murdered your wife and kids with an ax and then chopped your arms and legs off, would you just sue him and get paid and then let it go? NO! But what if then the man went and murdered all of your neighbors, your family, your firends, how would you feel? So you now sit with anyone you knew or cared about dead, you have no limbs, you are stuck in your home in a wheelchair and the criminal gets away but he feels bad and leaves you a million dollars. Since he gave you a million will you just let it go and forgive him? NO! This is the same with Comaack being nuked, I don't see how the people of Comaack could ever forgive Charzak and i propose that the UNTO declares war on Charzak and hastily executes these war criminals for murdering over 20 million!

[Kopania]

Also if Comaack will allow Kopania would like to send 1,000 elite KGB troops to smash the riots in your nation.

[Kopania]

so your nation is communist now? What happened to the Facists?

[Charlotte Ryberg]

The mind of Charlotte Ryberg sends her congratulations on the inauguration of the new Comaack news service.

[Kopania]

Comaack as you know the arc of the covenent is just like the holy grail. It is since you found it the holiest artifact in all of Christianity or Judaism, but it is wrong to keep it in a museum in Cipillograd. You should rightfully donate at least the Ten Commandments (which are in the covenent) to the Vatican city. The Ten Commandments are so holy because they were given to Moses by God himself.

[Allied Governments]

Comaack as you know the arc of the covenent is just like the holy grail. It is since you found it the holiest artifact in all of Christianity or Judaism, but it is wrong to keep it in a museum in Cipillograd. You should rightfully donate at least the Ten Commandments (which are in the covenent) to the Vatican city. The Ten Commandments are so holy because they were given to Moses by God himself.

It is impossible to take the Ten Commandments out of the Ark, the entire Ark must be transported to The Vatican.

[Allied Governments]

True. We will open it and hand over the Ten Commandments to the Vatican. Although we do own the Vatican as our Colony, we will allow the Pope to have the tablets, but we are keeping the Ark Itself to Protect our nation. Although we are Communist, religion still plays an important role in Comaack. Even our Communist leader is Christian. The Museum will be deep in the Long Island Badlands, away from society. It will be free of charge to visit.

This is the site where it will be constructed.

OOC: If you remember from the movie, the Commandments are just dust, and opening the Ark results in a hideous death to all.

[Kopania]

Very good I think you have very much calmed Christians around the world down, the Pope will certainly take care of these tablets. He probably will put them on display in one of the churches in the Vatican. Also how is the Vatican a colony of yours? Did you honestly invade the Vatican?

Also this is real life stone tablets don't turn to dust and i'm pretty sure that the only person capable of putting a curse on the tablets would be the man upstairs and if the tablets go to the Pope then there wouldn't be any problem.

[Allied Governments]

Very good I think you have very much calmed Christians around the world down, the Pope will certainly take care of these tablets. He probably will put them on display in one of the churches in the Vatican. Also how is the Vatican a colony of yours? Did you honestly invade the Vatican?

Also this is real life stone tablets don't turn to dust and i'm pretty sure that the only person capable of putting a curse on the tablets would be the man upstairs and if the tablets go to the Pope then there wouldn't be any problem.

I'm doubting that he did, since he never once mentioned in previous posts a massive invasion of Italy.

Also, you do realize that the Ark is as holy as The Tablets it carries, since the Ark is designed from specifications from God Himself.

[Allied Governments]

We had the Vatican in our control since 1755. The Pope himself lives on Long Island in a new Vatican since the old one was destroyed in 1905 during the Commack-Arab Wars. Since then, the Vatican was rebuild twice. It was destroyed during the Nuclear Bombing, there is a new one being built on Fire Island, near where the Ark will be. The News though was not released to the Public yet. There is still debate between the Pope and Premier on what to do. These News Flashes are only for world leaders.

If I remember correctly, NS World Nations can't intersect with Real Life Nations.

[Kopania]

Well if the Vatican in NS is recognized or not it is a term used to describe St. Peter's basilica and the other areas in the Papal home.

[Kopania]

Well this is a chance to return the Vatican to its rightful place. If you built in any other place on earth it wouldn't be holy because in the original Vatican there was a rock that St. Peter said about "upon this rock I shall build my church" and thats where St. Peters Basilica stands. Also in the middle of the square that's where St. Peter was crucified upside down. You really should move the Vatican back there and allow it to be a sovereign nation so the Catholic Church can operate freely, as well as be able to run on holy sights.

[Kopania]

And Comaack check your telegrams.

[Allied Governments]

Well this is a chance to return the Vatican to its rightful place. If you built in any other place on earth it wouldn't be holy because in the original Vatican there was a rock that St. Peter said about "upon this rock I shall build my church" and thats where St. Peters Basilica stands. Also in the middle of the square that's where St. Peter was crucified upside down. You really should move the Vatican back there and allow it to be a sovereign nation so the Catholic Church can operate freely, as well as be able to run on holy sights.

I must agree with Kopania, what you are doing is sacrilegious and, to a degree, blasphemous. My nation has a large Christian majority (although we do have elements of State Worship thrown in) and would be shocked if you did anything otherwise.

[Kopania]

Yes Kopania and its colonies as well are largely Catholic or Eastern Orthodox and also i being a catholic would really think that the Pope, the church and the Vatican should be in St. Peter's Basilica and not in some movie studio recreation in a foreign land.

[Allied Governments]

Well this is a chance to return the Vatican to its rightful place. If you built in any other place on earth it wouldn't be holy because in the original Vatican there was a rock that St. Peter said about "upon this rock I shall build my church" and thats where St. Peters Basilica stands. Also in the middle of the square that's where St. Peter was crucified upside down. You really should move the Vatican back there and allow it to be a sovereign nation so the Catholic Church can operate freely, as well as be able to run on holy sights.

The Area where the Vatican was is a giant crater. The Rock was moved to Comaack and the area the Vatican is is mostly Arabs and you do not want to piss off the Arabs in Italy. Since the Invasion of the Arabs in 1905, about 92% of the Population is Muslim and they hold low tolerance to the Catholic Church. We do not want to start another civil war.

Is this widely accepted canon? You seem to be modifying history for your own gains.

[Kopania]

Wait, WHAT! Now Italy is like 99% Catholic how on Earth do almost 50 million Catholics be lead on an exodus from Italy? And if the Vatican was destroyed in 1905 how would there be the means to create and explosion to create such a giant crater. AND if the whole are is now a crater how could you have moved the rock. And also i tricked you the rock is probably buried so how would u move it.

[Heferland]

Thank you for creating a news thread .

[Kopania]

Now I really think you changed history, if you could give me a complete list of all of the wars and battles that have occured in Comaack since 1750 maybe i will beleive you but I know you are making this up as you go.

[Allied Governments]

The Crater revealed it to us. Also, we are now creating a new Vatican that is an independent nation in Brooklyn, where many Italian Decendents are from that war, so it would benefit.

That's like saying I nuked Jerusalem and made a new one in Terminus (capital of The Federation) and people should accept that this is the new Jerusalem.

[Kopania]

But here's a question, what is so special about the Cistine Chapel? If you are going to rebuild the Vatican and say you once owned it you got to know about it.

[Allied Governments]

Now I really think you changed history, if you could give me a complete list of all of the wars and battles that have occured in Comaack since 1750 maybe i will beleive you but I know you are making this up as you go.

Don't you see? By creating this new history he is giving himself even more power and prestige, and the seat of a (now puppet) religion.

If I remember correctly, NS nations are meant to have histories devoid of Real-Life interaction.

[Kopania]

Or that's like murdering 20 mothers but then taking 20 people from Mexico and telling the murdered moms families that these are their new mothers.

[Kopania]

Yes but the Vatican can't be changed because that's where the pope and the church are. Also you are god modding because i know you have made half of this stuff off of the top of you head most of the time. So i am going to say that Jesus didn't found Christianity but he founded The religion of Poopists that kill eachother and eat their genitals, but thats my history so its true right. Now come on the Vatican isn't destroyed and the pope live there.