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The BOS landing

Postby Icewraith Industries » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:14 am

2 large cargo freighters sail the seas of Great Polytopia, No one on land would suspect anything suspicious or dangerous about these transport ships, that is; until they came closer to the shore. They weren't coming to dock at a port or harbor no, they were heading straight for a beach. It was around 4-5 AM in the morning when the freighters beached, only those taking their "early stroll" along shore lines would notice such a terrifying scene; those witnessing the landing would claim the country was being invaded (a couple of people decided to record it instead of running or calling the police).

Armour, heavy weapons and mechanized vehicles/infantry all swarmed out of the cargo freighters and followed the "path of least resistance" though Great Polytopia (limiting damage to a minimum as they travel the land, avoiding towns/cities/etc). When the BOS had finally left the landing sight, those in the area (and those who had been woken up) all focused towards the freighters in confusion, as they were just sitting there doing nothing. However suddenly the cargo freighters were engulfed in a fiery explosion, destroying all trace of the BOS's origins.

Somewhere along the Great Polytopia/Madekistan border

"Look, just let me through! Everything is packed and I need to escape this war! Do you have any idea what it's like in Madekistan?

"I'm sorry sir, but for the last time you need to leave this checkpoint and follow proper immigration pr-" but he stops talking to look towards the origin of a increasingly loud rumbling sound.

"What...is that?" says one of the border security. Slowly into a BOS vehicle comes into view, which seems to split into 3, then 5. Some of those around who were clear minded realized it was an arrow formation ------> heading straight for the checkpoint.

"What....the.....fu-" suddenly, projectiles are fired from the tanks and mounted weapons; decimating the surrounding infrastructure of the checkpoint (also the poor Madekistan's car). The vehicles pass through with vigor, onwards, to Pruch!
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ŚMIERĆ DLA NIEBA

Postby MADEKISTAN » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:08 pm

[quote="Icewraith Industries";p="33087130"]what say he/quote]

this post is cooperate between madekistan and is help by chechilistan to be writed so since you know since friend had good idea...

Murgav Tikva is phone
-Hello comrade Komper, hows you do?
-Very fine and good, thanks you to. nod the Kartof Komper guy - I watch Jamie Oliver, you do?
- WEll you see... and the Tikva was start to explaining.

1 hour before then

BORDER

Border guard hear rumble, wonder what is hapleign. Is somewhat unknown to him who it was. In distance he see vwehicle formation splitting into 3 and 5.
-Hmmm thsi is sketch as a dang thing " he think to self - madyak brother immigrantin wait here he say.
The madyak man is wait by car. He see things in distance distancing closer.
BOOM sound coming, something is right.
Border guards quickly think of plan, they hide in bush and phone military command ministerstwo obrony.
-Hello this is a problem, what do? explain one security madyakistanian person.
-Take photosis of these one vehicles we will check by internet. they see to be no madyaks or cheches, even no ko4 or the thing of great polytopia... suspishis huh.
Vehicles pass by, snap snap photosises were been taken. and even sent to person.

-so... this is how is done wow. Answer Kartof Komper.
-Jes my best, we constructural. Generals be smarting. Me too, not only robotics special engine. So mercanary we need you're brain powerlings to this. What do?
- Well make corridor and do them pass, we see where they being to be gone. Probably pruch, thats what drones tell us for observationals. come to room now to talk.
Ok.

General Kebapjic sitting

The Common Depot is a new web site created by General Ambrozyk de Toro. and general Kepabjic. Kartof KOmper's His strategic advice was very important and he was successful and successful. He was an ambassador. mercanary.
What are you doing here? The depression was very annoying and she said.
"You know, you usually feel good, unfamiliar enemy forces rape large pumps to the west.
- Okay, please, "okay"
-Thanks to the cartridge mix, the movement is simple.
Chief expert Deeprey Dupinsky broke the table and broke the table
-CAKWO? How does this beautiful country work? NO LET THEM INVADE US SEE
Denmark was waiting for the room and was ready to do everything I did. Few colones take the fury out of Dupinsky
-Thanks for the good guys.- Continue to draw Komper. "We must have many potential problems for our country." Why is that? Where are they going? Cleaning machines. To pruch is they going suppose, supposed the clever machine man Murgav Tikva.
My drones spot movement adn track. Enemy force composed of no aerial suppot. Landlines of supply even not good, can be ruin.

Everyone in the room was sad and knew he was cruel.
The door was closed.
Ballet, they feel ...
Maybe he said he would.
Diplomacy can not escape, it manages a computer compressor and chooses it, but it is blurry.
The man is called
Dupinsky
He scream again
AAAA BASTARD in the US
Komper the Kartof continued,
-They have designatings, thats big mistake too. Border men sent pictatorials to us with symbols.
-Balalantu you have a point. Go on... clap Amboryz general.
Another evil person reads other people and leaders
The discourse in Copenhagen continued
"Make a transit leak". In fact, there is no public support because there is no reason, because there is no increase in the first place. They destroyed them if when they attacked our army. He knows what he is talking about his master. His suggestion was good
Acrobatics and Kabakak know how to build corridors. Ambrozyk and Kebapjic knew how war works, they could build corridors.
"We work as a small farmer to see what we do."
Everyone in the room accepted it. They were phoined to comrade from Chechilistan, mercanary of great Dolf Luvendorf.

Chech note:
Kartof Komper suggest to people in room (Ambrozyk De Toro general, General Kebapjic, Dupinsky and many majors and colones, lientenats also) even Murgav Tivka with him drones. They notice embarkings on unknown vehicles, make conclusion hows they going and to the where, to do what. See the bad strategy imployed, no aerial support and see they can be smash. have also no suppy lines and are thin as obola. Angry furiously the old Dupinsky try to punch all in room but is kick out and escorted by other peoplings. He unagrees with Komperings planning and tacticals. Murgavs Tikvas drones tracking big enemy hostilyt and will see what they are to be going to be doing. such column easy is to be follow. All in all, AmbrAmbrożyk Toro and Kebapjic plan to put minefilds and keep in line enemyes since they notice direction of heading. this is to be test how well will enemials respondsive. Meanwhile Luvendorf is contact to give opoinons.

Also everyone is funnying at the laugh tactics used by unknown troopments. who does that xDD


Wayrun Lesnoco Lemoby

War rage. Hard engage. Super madyak forces fianlly capture to overwhelm all ko4r. Airport success.
Captain command Piłki Uboju inspect equipments. All to be gone. The aim was one, to lead. The country of Madekistan wanted shape, power. Hungry.

Battle damage was bad, but important. Victory was victorious and so was the base under control of Rowanda. Piłki negative zero had no leg and was a hero. He draw comparison between himself and the great Jurwan. Handle the problem? No excuse, end of log.

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Destroy a T-64 MADO

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Where is gone?

Murgav Tikva at him again.
-Prepare explosvie dolphins.
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Postby Skywing » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:43 pm

-Sir we've got our allies on the horizon. They just greeted us with a gun salute. On the bridge the Asiendalian Captain of the battleship "Victoria" smiled when he saw the gun salute from the Belguardian ships.
-Should we do the same in return Captain?
-yes, of course they are our mandudes after all.
-sir, yes sir.
The 34 Asiendalian Battleships turned their batteries to 45° and fired in the air with a thundering sound.
-Get me the Belguardian captain on the phone.
-Moment sir. Here.
Then the two captains started talking about the war games and discussing any further actions.
-That's some firework show you put on.
-Yours too captain.
-We have to discuss some things.
-About the war games, yes.
-We have been already making plans.
-Ah I see. Maybe you want to share?
-Yes of course.
The two captains spoke about the plans.
-I got my eye on your ships cap. Don't you think they need some renovation. They are 70s style if my memory is correct.
-Hahahah, yes they are but it's all good, we used to live in the 70s period. We are alright with it. Don't underestimate us cap. Our ships may be not so new, but we especially got a lot of spirit in our hearts. And some surprises up in our sleeve as well.
-Moral is important yes. Okay captain we'll be sending our troops on Luccian soil then. As we spoke, only for training on the ground.
-But of course cap. Go ahead, the rest of your fleet should go on the course right?
-Yes we are settling it immediately.
-We too. Until next time cap.
-Shoulder to shoulder and arm to arm, we will manage to kick out the rising scum.
-Yes.
~end of conversation.
The Asiendalian fleet deployed the hovercraft" Kotilo "to transport troops and armored vehicles on the Luccian soil. Over 5000 soldiers will be transported with the 25 " Kotkata Strazh" tanks. Some AV-6s and AV-12s as well. The rest of the allied fleet with the Belguardians set course up north. With just a little speed.(2 - 3 knots)
The Hell-Gargoyles 3000s were keeping the sky clear and scouting the area.

On the east, the Asiendalians were already going in the Ko4landian jungles. They were 50 people with 10 people in a team with a captain.
Captain Rey was walking with his team up to some weirdly looking tree. The trees were gigantic, maybe 60 - 70 meters.
In the same moment some noise occurred in the sky above them.
-Jets? Our jets here?
-They're Ko4landian sir!!!!
-They are going to the ships at the coast. We have to warn them.
He picked up his radio.
*base you copy there are enemy jets going for our water foxes*
*we've detected them as well cap. Rey. On our way to warn the fleet,over*
*Roger that, over*


At the newly established base
*allied fleet ships please respond.......*
*here battleship "Xeres", what is it base? *
*there are incoming enemy jets at your position. *
*coordinations? *
*they going straight on the Q6 and I7.*
*Damn,base that's our carriers *
*do something "Xeres"*
~

The battleship radar finally detected them.
-They are in missile range, cap.
-fire with Kathleen right now, we can't let them bomb our carriers.
*Kathleen 1 is fired*
-They are lot of planes commander, but they seem to like plans from the ww2. And they aren't shooting.
-What?
The MIRV "Kathleen" hit 7 of the planes, destroying them in mid-air. The other planes were keeping their flight course - straight to the battleships.
-What are they doing? CO I want you to..
He couldn't finished his sentence, due witnessing the suicidal blow of the planes on one of the "Victoria" s.
-Holy God.... THEY ARE SUICIDAL PILOTS.
A several seconds later many missiles were up in the sky bringing the Ko4landian squadron of suicidal pilots down in the ocean.
-Xeres to Loara, are you okay Loara?
The captain of Loara coughed in the radio and said :
-Yes we are okay, we just didn't expect that. No casualties though, hopefully there aren't serious damages to the ship.
-Don't worry Loara we will watch your back.
Just after he said that, the red dots on the radar appeared. 20km from them. Ko4landian ships.... Operation Djunta was active. Although Ko4land attacked first. It would be the same.....
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Postby Luccis » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:42 pm

the Luccian military welcomes the Asiendalian forces that will be stationed here in our nation. With this, we are willing to provide accommodations that are needed for their stay. As allies, we also look forward to training with your soldiers so that we can share our training and knowledge of strategies.

Meanwhile

The national guard units prepare themselves as the conflict on the nation’s borders continues to escalate.

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Postby Gorangutania » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:26 am

Gorangutania closely monitors the ongoing situation.

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Postby Chechilistan » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:23 am

Batch of war chech robotals will be d is will be victeploy to produce soon too. Chech is will be victorial in battle once again. Battle reporrt: state-ko4 push deep in east territors are pushed into far south. 560mm cannone will be unbliterating all.
Batch of war chech robotals will be deploy to produce soon too. Chechorial in battle once again. Battle reporrt: state-ko4 push deep in east territors are pushed into far south. 560mm cannone will be unbliterating all.
560mm doom weapon of doomstructions.

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Gun was aim at ko4 hordes crossing bordering of broken walls.
Man field marshal the great 434h Shiplan Mokremłócenie was inspecting this formation himselsf.
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Him his picture, walking

So this was is the following situational. A brave 434 soldats are inspecting incoming enemy ko4 forces, a total of alot. All heading towards the kazarma with formation next to a airbopit. One plan is landed on there, the airport to the kazarma. It is landing and the chechilishtas notice. It is ko4! Quickly a few shteches were dispose to contrar the obstacle putka cargo transporter plane. A shtech iss especially battle to hardened and can whitstand many bullets incoming and deathings uneasyso a few ko4es and a plane aren't not a problematic. All in all, shteches are depart their from positionings and go towards ko4 forces. A huge black hording of ko4es dont notice because dumb. Also chech knew their paths way gooder than enemy forcals and can walk along unknown hide ways without nothing to notice for ko4 mangals and this were idnigerous pathways passed by secret service mens and rebellions of past decades and a century ago under mado rule where they fight. Our ulrtrar super brave shtech peoples are not scare and so continuing.. pushing deep... advance. In end they be reach near plane.
-What are you dothere ko4! screamed the ovnochovekoneshtok. Guarding planes.
-Uuu we are ko4ing
"NO" answer ko4 man and start to shooting, destroy all. Shteches are panic not, think guiqly. All is chaosal. Shtech special bred soldiers hide behind bush and shoots, lead passing on outside. Camoflage is done well to protect and serve its one purpose, to protect. The shtech fur was also biomodify to withstand bullets so one soldier of shtech regiment start screaming like a wild gorrila man from chechilsitans and running towards plane with one totale of 1 ton explosives. To detonate the plane was this mission for.

Brave unforgotten shtech was running speeds of sound, like national folk legend Sonic the Chech but with speed. He even do spins and knocks out ko4es along the way. But for one matter the capture 434lo of dirty ko4 cockroachials and they roll it onto rolling shtech supersoldat. His name was Koplon Kekoplotszka, son of many ighty alright mens. Bazooka is boom, ko4lo (captured chechlo) is unstopped. Who wins? A rolling shtech by name of Koplon or one giga chechlo. Chedclo was answer, explosive detonate and kill pushed shtech. Mission is fail. Lost. The nanother idea is come, to massage the 560mm. ;)

Shtech unit ALFA send via landline phone a SMS to activate super cannon. Observer chech soldier Rashud Rashudnik continue forewards with mesage. Rashud will play later an importing role to all... So all.

-Man man man, look this- is say Rashud.
-What is it loser Rashudnik pizkie.
- Abusemnt not, listen. Aim 5670mm demon cannon at this airport and the Kazarma.
Marshal agree with plan. After 1 day cannon was assemble and aim.
-Okay.
A MASSIVE BOOM COLLIDE THE SKY AND CRACK ALL< EVEN HEARD IS IN KORDEROKO
Probably deafen the ko4 more than do harm but... yes
New T-72B3M5 Super 434 even jump off ground from the powerfull fire of the 560mm cannon.

A round is fly high, high to the sky and beyond in the cosmotal. Cosmos. Then from them cosmos it reach down again, an 2,3ton shell with power to wipe off entire village of cheches. Below was kazarma inhabitet by many ko4 enemy soldierlings and kurwas, ready to be die.
TArget is reach.
It boom the kazarma
MEGA EXPLOWSION WIPE OUT ENTIRE KO4 FORCE AND EVEN PLANE, say one shtech and him was award with an award of platinium because chech, nobody knew what happen ac tually.
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Destruct is all be. Killing nowhere was no epoar1 41o
Long life Chechilistan!


Another one
Already has made over 400 new T-72T-72B3M5 Super 434 tankings were been made but products is slow due to lack of resource. Damn the ko4 and their peoples. Plnaes bombs and rocketers still firing from afar to kill waht is nto far. Mosnetsa and need to be deading, chec 434 caualties were risen towards new high, situation seem impsossible. What happen to robotal army? it wasto be raedya.
The Patronomo

In chechovo sborishte, belove man of love and mighty, Kinga Presidnets Chech speak.
-Heard that this going not well, well.. i digest. MAn of super power is capitan Patladzhan he lead aerials ass salts onto bobms of enemy forcings, people are die in ko4land and jurwangs attacksingers are still much to be fibth. These are no peopels, no pepopels, this are mosntersa and should treat such. Mr Ko4 sned us one message. WHAT A MONSTER Who there to send such ting. They need help to fight PRUCHES> HAHAHAHAH such waeks. even cant undefeat pruch. whats a joke -evil laugvbh from the Chech utrlimaet.man. We will contin fihgting and honor, scream for peop-
no waht is jappenig, kings presidnet fell onto board, crow in awe scream because liking favorit leador fell. Bolacken all infront of poor bearded chech. King President Chech knew where he was, nowhere. He see fields of death, many death reserect an death in eyes. Al scream "STOP". in distance he see wired strange thang, only big ehyes, wite figurals and mouth of small. It was it...

King chech president awek uap.
-What has jappeninjo-uttter fall from grace.
What is wrong. Powerfull claps from chech people, leader was not death, it waws living. URA FOR |THE CHECHILISTAN!

White things is actual Patronomo, it hunts dream and creeps ebeerying, form mindscape and drem it brign dred and formulatic opresing of physics. What was the Patronomo? Nothign kenw thais. was real or not, thats the answer. A demon chech or something? its is nothing? btu neverless, predicst were it the future and past, upbringing many important things, it knew whats all. thats were the chech legend of 434 stuffs.

Menwhiles, dolf Luvedorph had one massiv plasn. His was best and dirty, but in such times dirt is used against animals of dirt that is the ko4es, so all is forgive to be.
Dolf man talking to heneral major General Franciszek Gagor,
-listen me now, we craete food for ko4es.
-Food for what>
-ko4es!
-ZASHTO! utter the Gágor, wonderign what is uttering from Dolphs' mouth organ.
-Listen now careful
And the dolf explain is all. Firstly, create new chech battle meatballs that use to feed chech soldiers of power
SO then
Poison! YES poison. create balls of death, great balls of death. -shiver the evil Dolf with laughing,
And then ahahah, send em to all ko4es as gift, they too stupod to believe
also leave some on way of that unknown enemys force that enter Madyaksitna. madyaks is to be proud of this.
Enemy will the chech death meatballs consume and die from powerfull doompoison. Gágor could be do a fly ove r enemials and drop cannings of said productials. He nod to agre e.
-Great was the plan
many is we ll.
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Dolf Luvendrov, knew all. He had great plan after recievn importants message from madyak ma n murgav Tikva and friendas. The motherfaker kenw wahts was ups, and caos was him friend. Dolf Luvendrof clever and smart, accomplish his mision with success will he. At Kolkuchek airport he import best tactical there was ever and enemy unknows were await for same trial...

Posts of PRASHUT and compania comings soon, this ones way lenghtg for m e powers to complite. Alls for nwo, thansk.
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Dova checha sa kravni na redin
-King President Mr Chech
Theres ones were this greating land called Chechilistan, these one lands of one prosperity and alot might
the land's of the chech, for its is sacred and soiled in cheching blood
home of many subchech speicies, magical place for the peoples,
the beauty of Chechilistans lying on the everywhere
Military, powerfull, now in warring
Times worrying, will strong
Chechilistan will overcome
Chechilistan will serve
Long life Chechilistan!
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Postby Ko4land » Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:45 pm

KO4ING LANDS

THE KO4 IS ARMY IS THE BEST ARMY.
General Ako4u4loko4 is meeting with some generals at the capitals holdings Las No4es Ko4es Oasis center.
-Thanks for the coming here my ko4es.
-One, two, there, four. How many ko4es are in the store?
-We are lot my furry friend.
-What should we do here? And when? What abortaie chechs?
-We must defeat these overbutted cheches that think that they are smart and wise. They are not. We have doctored Ko4es with powerful technology that are developing new army products. Such as the new army flying ko4 drone "Indigo" whose has 4 miniguns 12,5 mm with more than 100000 bullets in it. It can decimate their armadas. The other ko4 drone such as the "Armadillo" who can fire spike explosive balls, are very much super strong they can blow up whole Chechilistan into pieces.
The newest drones are the KK1 "Drasni-Guzoka". It can literally do anything and kill everything. Many akula nos lasers are modified on this Glorious drone of super delicate destruction.
-Hmm sounds goodly moodly, that's ko4? Isn't it?
And it was.
-Should we ask the gurgulians for the helps.
-it's gurguls you idiotical donkey.
-same lifestock.
-Shhh.
-And yes we should ask them for help they are our brethen in alls.
-Aaaargh!!! - Ko4 Guvno was beaten by Ko4 Kazan The Razapadab.
-Noopo pls stop hit me with arms, i am ko4 as you are ko4 too.
-You're dumb as ko4.

And so the fight continued.

At the madekistan borderligens.

-Captainlinges!!!! We have a problemototika here!
-what is it Ko4 Voda!?
-Robots are attacking us in the front. Kill them all.
Many ko4es grabbed guns and started firing at the stupid roboterners but with no results. Many ko4es died in try to push the robots back.
-jo no no no nö - said Captainlinges Io4 Ko4
-We need backups.
-send signals for helps now!!!!!
"Here is the base ko4 how Can we help you?
We need missiles supportings for our borderligens at Madekistanian.
MIRV KO4 DESTROY WILL COME IN A FEW MINUTES TRY HOLD THEM LONG ENOUGH.
"
-they have send us help Captainlinges.
-Greats. Nows let's bust these brags.
The ko4es pulled our their knuckles and started fist killing the 7th robotics regiment.
But with no hope.
-Captainlinges you're hurt, come on we need to keep you safe. - said some very beautiful ko4 fighter. (name is Dragi mafi ko4)
-okay my child.
The hid behind a tree and stayed down. Dragi mafi ko4 threw a granade and blew two robots but even without heads they still continued to walk and be stupid.
BIG BOOM ALL IS DEAD.
THE MIRV KO4 DESTROY WAS COME. IT DESTROYED THE WHOLE ROBOT ARMY AND SAVED CAPTAINLINGES. MANY KO4ES CHERRYVILLE (OH no, i ment cheer)

At the Ko4landian Borders with Chechilistan, they ko4es were calling for backup on the dirty cheches and more MIRV rockets of death decimated all of the chech forced and Ko4es continue press forward to Chechovo Sborishte


The Attack of Ko4Grad and taking back the city
14 artillery squads were assembled to take over the Malakko4landian Ko4Grad city. And the four helicopters who were here to provide air support. 140 ground ko4 troopas were to be Killing rebelmens.
The battle Was waiting the truly God ko4 to give a sign. BAM. IT WAS COME.
The 14 artillery squads fired on a small rebel ko4 outpost completely destroying it all. (1/14)
The helicopters flew off to the bases and started firing and fighting their thingies.
Now let's turn over to our main character and that is the attacker Ko4an Qjmihuqn who was a battle-scarred ko4 from the THE GREAT KO4 WARS in 1945s. With more than 4 medals and 2341 kills he was a hero to us all. Holding a whole minigun with enough ammunition in his backpack to bring the half of the city down, he started firing on them rebeles. When the saw them, they fired with rpgs at the ko4es warriors. Some died. BUT some not. Our hero started firing on the outpost completely grounding it to the ground. (2/14).
He Caught a tank and threw it at an another outpost. BA BA BA BUM. BAM BANG. (3/14)

The helicopters destroyed their fourth base (7/14) but two helicopters were Taken down by Bai Marin who was firing on them from the sky with his "Lape-11".
Our hero saw that and destroyed lape11 with his minigun, falling down bai Marin jumped down next to the ko4an.
-Ey, Lape, you gonna kill my plane huh?
He punched him right in the cucumber.
Our hero didn't even tremble, he grabbed Bai Marin on the head and threw him away like 23 km away from him. Then he spitted on the ground and turned back...

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.AND THERE WAS BAI MARIN WITH HIS SHOTGUN OF HELL.
*Kabusm*
Our hero fell on the ground with his head blown up in pieces. Bai Marin sitted on his big body and fell asleep.
In the mean time the ko4es has destroyed more 5 bases (12/14).
6 ko4es were left with only one helicopter.
Bam they suicided and bam the bases were destructed(15/14).
THE BATTLE WAS WON.

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Postby Gurgul Tribes » Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:51 pm

General Gugrulnik The III was killing his 18th stupid chech with nothing else but his knife. Stupid cheching cheches.
The Gurgul front army has taken over 137 chech farms and 34 facilities and factories. Many new things and stuff was gotten from the loot. Gurguls were way better at firing so that's why the death rate between Gurguls and cheches was 1 : 18 which is 1 gurgul dead for every 18 cheches riped. That's so good. The Gurgul had missile launchment system and started firing on the Chehalis gradis. (the town of chech).
Many deathlings. Tanks firing and destroying the buildings with ease.
Hahhahaha - Gurgul Nikolaus said.
Fropky get the new RPG-11AW (a modified RPG7B) it can fire two missiles at once and it can kill many chechlings..
-I can't there too many of dirty monsters.
-fropky get me the rpg now.
*fropky vaccined himself anticlockwise and started killing cheches with an work hammer*
-we have to continue killing them stupid chechas....
And so with these words, the first gurgul super soldier was released......

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Postby Chechilistan » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:37 pm

Dolf and ghe Pitronikals
Autistinks
The ko4 is purse
The kor WAs pursue
The jo4 was battle hard, eating slanina. What could done agains4 such a beastlingsa? Answer was east, say outspoken Folf Luvendrof. Before the Prashit,
Kvadrut, Malut and Pitronko left on their truck the 434 Bizonmatu they got contracted by man himslef, real man human Dolf Luvendorf the mercanary. In garage of Prashut company:
-what you want?
-Whas that I want, strong big chech. Ask agaib
Malut be wonderign, what could be thsi
Wise general say, quote Malut, the genrral say "They have hittings us hard like ar okcs bottom"
Outspoken was Luvendorf the Dolfph
-teuth. Truth is all you speak friend. Hiting on their crouches we wil have. For this my mind needa strategic and steong chech peoples, such as you
Dofl poitns his finget of muscle towards Prashut, Kvadrut, Malut and thehismelf Pirtonsko .
Dolf start creepy
YOU MUST, activating secret 434orial weapons of ear factor. Theyre are on inthe great Juka hills. Nobodys gone there but you have, such is say the minister and me. Then dolf give map.

Whats the suprRise!? The hill is one first point on the greating map of suoer scheches soldats.

Then Dolf Luvendorf give instructors, what and where to doing.
-also het a 434lo for Bisonmatu, its need for you see.
Yes. all replying.

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So the journeys one, they reach hill no pro lem. Then there is door of thick and heavy, Malut was time to shine
He get backpaxk of explosive and stick it behind truk, making powerfull lift for the groisp. Then the checlo could have mofe force to be punxhong onto the doors heavy and beastlingsm. Power chechlo break throuvh door, revealing mountains of golds. Behidb this was one aupernatueal bean. Alll 4 wonder whats.

AM ZLATOPAZITEL MAMAIZNASILVACH

Kvadruy, @strebghting chech look anger, yakr his rpk anf shot the kurwa.
AAAAA.scream Mamaizmasilvach.SHABASHLABAL and he was kill. All was nthing serious, jusy costume fujny man. The real thing was in theme too. A rocket. Alot powerfull secret 424 rcoket. They drive outside sexret buidldinf and load all. After gime, designate all targets by prashutm. Ober 1000 thousands

1 2 3 4 die dirty ko4, missiles are set to improtam ko4 rocket things and such so
Ko4 wi bever be recover
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But then they here sounds, man man man
-yo its the tht man? Dude, iznasilvachsomethin, notice obserbel Pitronko
-AWOOO OOAOO scream wondrr strange mab
-jeben ti matu is reply by all 4 people soldirsm.
To ve contine...

Dolf Luvendorf
Dolf Lucenfod obserces corriods made to false the unruly peopels theat try onvasion of Madekistans. Such was this. Other too is that over 3000 00 meatblass wrre produce, all poison. Many sent to ko4es with noge "plz takeа care of self, war is hell, 434"

Other sent to feontlines by crayings and crates, drop on ground to decelt. What woll forces do?

Dolf hinslef is traing a pig explosive squad to foght for right. Great land is to be defend.
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Dova checha sa kravni na redin
-King President Mr Chech
Theres ones were this greating land called Chechilistan, these one lands of one prosperity and alot might
the land's of the chech, for its is sacred and soiled in cheching blood
home of many subchech speicies, magical place for the peoples,
the beauty of Chechilistans lying on the everywhere
Military, powerfull, now in warring
Times worrying, will strong
Chechilistan will overcome
Chechilistan will serve
Long life Chechilistan!
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Postby Belguard » Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:32 pm

Somewhere along the coast of Luccis

A convoy of cargo ships from Belguard had dock in a seaport. Longshoremen worked to unload the goods on the ships. Military equipment was being taken off the ship. AR-10 rifles, Colt 1911 pistols, Thompson sub machine guns, M40 sniper rifles, crates of 7.62x51mm and .45 ACP. The continuation of war in Luccis’ vicinity had garnered the attention of many high up Luccian military officials that worried if war was brought to their doorstep, they would not have the necessary amount of equipment and manpower needed to fight back. While Luccis did have domestic supplies production and a population pool to pull from, the problem lies in national expenditures. Luccis spends much less on its military and thus does not sustain a large force as Belguard could. more miscellaneous equipment was moved from the ships before more heavy equipment was unloaded; the rumble of M60A3-B and M60A2-B tanks can be heard.

While this is occurring, two longshoremen chat while they worked. "Why do you think they got us out here unloading all this military shit for?" asked one to the other

"Of what I've heard, the brothers over in Belguard are sending us some military supplies. Higher ups here are feeling uneasy with all of the conflict nations around us causing trouble."

"Don't you think that it is a bit excessive to bring all of this?"

"pas du tout, our military isn't as strong as the rest of them, if war arrives on our doorstep, then we wouldn't be as prepared as any other nation one because we aren't as strong as others. With support from our parent nation, we might might be in a pickle if it were to ever to have to fight."

"I hope we don't have to fight on our own if we have to."

"well, look at our situation. We have visitors from Skywing and we are getting more supplies. We got this"

they continued to unload the boats until sundown, making sure that all scrap of supplies was gathered up and taken to the warehouses, to then be distributed to where it needs to be.

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What was to come is what is come

Postby MADEKISTAN » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:17 am

Boniface to continue

What was to come is what is come
What was to come is what is come
A road car flew into place and replaced two Maduro The Great Хуй Пенисцентър. The soldier left the bottle, left his helmet and left the car with the bomb. Akhmail Zlatakoviţçh, the best Madden organizer operator soldier carrying machine gun, grenade launcher and shotgun, and then the black magician hunter Bonifacy. He has beautiful faces and lions, he is a nurse in the class. Boniface black madyak, hunter excellent, eyes lion and face calm of bison eyes, temper of tiger. Then person costume, AKM on shoulder strap and scrotum hat atop head. The fact is that he is on the shoulders and on the head of the EC Маdekistan. The grave leaves its connections to black limousines and has sunglasses.

He stood in front of the house of Puleanjy Dvojno-Trojniy Madurlak. Granada is also known as galaxy, and this is the most beautiful person. Ahmad Zlatakovich, one of the most successful men in Madekistan. Later, the game card is awesome, Boniface. This is because the mosque has a great deal of tie masks. It's a small town. The darkest darkest, the last person to milk milk anna, the AKM, who nourishes his kidneys and boars. Deleted Items.
-Sooon! He was called again Madurlak Triple and shaved his veins
-Soooon Sineeee! Hee doubled twice the Double-Triple Madurlak, shaking his handkerchiefs testicles.
"How did an unknown person wash his suitcase?"
"All rebels, I give Madoa to Prince!" The woods cried faster. The Madame Woke up, the prince arose, rose up to Madyak. Prince Mado is coming from long journeys and ready to serve his father and his people.
"Now the baby laughed, with the power and voice of the Dwarf Trojan, the Two Triumphant Throne." Double-Triple MAdurlak.
What do you want? She called Madame Lala two or three years ago and interrupted the test
"Father ..." Suddenly he sat down
and its use in a military madjack / prince of his father's generation, and as long as he tries to preserve his honor, children of prince Maddy Maddy Maddy Abbail Prince "Madkad welcome all of their needs and
"Two-thirds of Madurla can laugh and twice as seriously." Dvojno-Trojnia Double-Triple Madurlak
The Prince Mado came back with confidence and Madiak was very happy, and the Prince was very interested in Madyac's weapons.


The most important thing for the people of prince Modo and Madako is that they always love prince Magezuku which makes him head. Madiak's prince had many pants that were involved in what he should do, madyaks had growing pants in sensation.

Princess Prinż Maggie Mado is the most beautiful person in Maggio and Zenoku, Madekistan. Whole Xenox even. Every morning and you want to be like: smart, strong, intelligent, beautiful and wonderful. Madekistan discovered new hopes.
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Postby MADEKISTAN » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:32 pm

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Expirience hunter guard Boniface

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The Double-Triple Dvojno-Trojniya Madurlak
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Postby Chechilistan » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:13 pm

i here problematics, after observer of posts of madekistan and contact with him I will explain waht is spam.

So, i'll just do a translatings of upper from polish, not everything accurate 1000% but still well


What was to come is what is come

a car convoy approach the Great Хуй Пенисцентър. It stopung infront the Dvojno-Trojnia Madurlaks's presdieent buildinging. From black middle car comings out a soldier, carry he grenade lauch, a shtogun and a machinegun cANNONe. These was Akhmail Zlatakovitch, 1 of Madekistans best operatingors operators. Nnext near him entering out was a black madyak face, like african, Boniface. Hes is had teh eyes of calming bison thing and the tember of a tigering beaster.this be a hunter of class. Th e lst personer to be come out of the black limomadyakcar was costume person wearing, whose have the an AKM stripped upon his shouldats and carriing a scrotum things hat atop himhead. He takens off hiss sunglasses sunbglassingers.
-Soooon! screamed the Double-Triple Madurlak, shakin him funny testiclinges
-Dadder... this unknown man costyme shed a tears of madjoy,
"All madurllaaksss, SALUTING BE THE Prinz Mado!" screem brutally the brutal Abakhil ultrasoldierdat. Every madyak soldiart and escorter officer/securitial[p erorsonnal salutment to his majesty given, Prince Mado. Prince Mado is came from afar, alot of long questings and Mado the princ ready to serve his fathers too hima natison also.
-So now son sine, laughening with tge powerfull and of strenghting overpossiblyign frequenctcy Dvojno-Trojnia Double-Triple Madurlak.
Kokoroplogo, Mado
He hugs son of bear hands.

Prince Mado was returned for the gooder and many and alotf of all mightyy madyak persons was happy, they were hading tis huge growling sensation in their pants for what Prince Madyak is to be having to doing.

Prince Madyak will is the most beutifulllest personthing in Madyakkistans and even in theXonex. Eeverynody was astounding in heads and wanted be prince Mado like-smartser, stronging, cleverer, handsoming and greating.Madekistan was foudna a new hope.

Import informals:
The Double-Triple Dvojno-Trojniya Madurlak is madekistan leader and power all in country
Him son s a Pricne Mado and his people be Akhmail Zlatakovitch, 1 of Madekistans best operatingors operators und afrikanis man of hunt, Boniface the boneface thing, hunter who track everything and will be use in war against unknown thigs enter that have mado lands.
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Dova checha sa kravni na redin
-King President Mr Chech
Theres ones were this greating land called Chechilistan, these one lands of one prosperity and alot might
the land's of the chech, for its is sacred and soiled in cheching blood
home of many subchech speicies, magical place for the peoples,
the beauty of Chechilistans lying on the everywhere
Military, powerfull, now in warring
Times worrying, will strong
Chechilistan will overcome
Chechilistan will serve
Long life Chechilistan!
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Postby Skywing » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:42 pm

Somewhere in Ko4landian jungles
Captain Rey was entering deeper and deeper in the ko4landian woods, already traveled over 10 km away from the base.
-Team stay on alert. We are entering in the enemy territory.
The soldiers were stepping slowly and quietly, taking glimpses to each side of the area.
-Kooooooo4, intruderlings kill them all - screamed a ko4 and started spraying with his AK-47 everywhere, without hitting anything due to the inaccuracy of the ko4 himself.
-Richards, Adams suppressive fire. - the captain himself hid behind a big scaly rock that was about 1 - 2 meters high. He pulled out his close-ranged multi-shot shotgun Saiga 12k with a red dot sight and started taking the ko4es down. It was easy due to their inability to shoot properly and hide. The screams of the hit ko4es were all over the place.
-Base, here's Cap. Rey, we've encountered enemy forces.
-Copy that Cap. Rey shoot at will we have no relations to the nation.
-Roger that base, over and out.
-Over and out.
-Boyos we've got green light to press forward. - Rey said to the other 5 soldiers in his team.
-Roger that cap. - the asiendalian soldier took out one grenade and pulled the safe trigger off and threw it to the ko4es. Seconds before the blow, the ko4es were screaming. After Rey was convinced that these were the only enemy forces and there aren't any reinforcements, he ordered to rejoin with one of the other advancing teams...


At Asiendalian Battleship "Xeres" class "Victoria", ko4landian South coast, in the middle of battle
-We've been surrounded by enemy ships sir.
-How many are they?
The radar was showing seven ships.
-Urm, seven sir, but they due to our INET info we just learned that, these ships are outdated.
-What they can't shoot missiles out of it? What is this Pirates of the Caribbean?
-Yes sir, they don't have any missile silos nor torpedo silos.
-Then what do they have, Goodness??
-Well four single 231mm batteries.
-That's not even red alert then, what are they waiting for? Why aren't they shooting?
In the same time the ko4es shot. The shells could be seen with simple eye. They flew and fell in water without even reaching out the Asiendalian battleship.
-Good shot - said the captain sarcastically.
The battleships answer was a "Kathleen" MIRV Thermal shipkiller missile with smart option of launching decoys at any anti-missile systems. This missile was the pride of the Asiendalian Missile Armed Producing Office. (AMAPO)
The missile flew off from the silo and started flying to the ko4landian ships, who were poorly trying to escape. The missile shattered itself into smaller ones seconds before the impact and the three ko4landian ships that were away from the other four, were badly hit. The explosion could've been heard even to "Xeres".
-That will teach them.
-Yes, should we shoot down the other four ones.
-We ain't barbarians, we showed them what will happen if they attack us, it's better for them to leave, let's give them this one chance of retreating.
-Okay sir, I'll send them a telegram.
-Do it.
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Madekistanian Sea ; Allied fleet
Captain Serenes Draxus Raz was a 43 years old strong Asiendalian Navy Captain with more than 25 years of experience. He was standing in the main cabin of his pride - the Asiendalian Destroyer "Zerstörung". Armed with more than 33 Kathleen missiles and 21 torpedoes. It was a hell of a threat to the enemy forces. With the amazing speed of 41 knots due to his twin cell nuclear class AAA+ reactor. The mobility was the best of the whole Asiendalian fleet. It was currently situated at 34 km from the madekistanian coast with all of the belguardian allied ships and forces. This was it. Operation "Djunta" was active. All of the main batteries on the Asiendalian battleships have turned to the coast, ready to unleash hell on the coastal defenses. The range of these hellish cannons were 37.1 km so it was okay to shoot from here. The carriers released their fighting jets(Hell-Gargoyle 3000s)in the air to negate any enemy bombers or air attacks. The division of submarines were providing defense to the ships down beneath the surface. Radars and sonars were working. Everything was as planned.
-Sir we are ready.
-Good - said the captain looking through the cabin. - Give them hell.
*Hundreds of shots were made in that single minute, hitting the coast and leaving everything in dust.......
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Postby Pruch » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:11 pm

Please don't take seriously some of Madekistan's post and to Chechilistan, please tell your friend to refrain himself from posting such stuff often. I usually don't have a problem with this but the others may find it difficult to understand what you're saying.

Post incoming soon.

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Postby Lotylay » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:28 pm

Due to a minor malfunction upon one of the LSS Utopia Aircraft Carrier's Nuclear Reactors, the 2nd Lotylayian Carrier Strike Group has been forced to return to the Longhornian Naval Base of Houston. The repairs will take between 1 and 2 days. Once the repairs have been completed, the Strike Group will head back to its assigned patrol area in the Madekistan Sea.
RIP all former roles :(

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The Sleeping Giant Awakens

Postby Great Slavyaniya » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:22 am

Tag will post later
Posting later

Somwhere in Slaviksk...
Winter took no victims. There was a snow storm raging outside. The Orzhoy's secret bunker was as busy as ever, government officials and secret service officers pacing back and forth. Trepeer Smert, Edgecrusher was admiring the weather. He was faced with a decision: to do or not to do. His nation's army had no real practice recently and they fell into adversity, that of rusting in time. Not only that but there was a storm raging below Great Slavyaniya, the Ko4-Chech war. This conflict reached new levels of stupidity but that was expected from Xenox's hellhole. From atomic bombs to incompetent war decisions, this was the pinnacle of a lesson on how not to wage war. Ko4land was pushing deep into Chechilistan due to their huge numerical advantage although they suffered great casualties. Nevertheless, the whole war as at a stand-still. With Ko4land's lack of technology they had somehow managed to be superior. Chechilistan was also powerful, they didn't give up at any cost. Each side was pulling but none managed to pull down the opposing side.

Madekistan was way more able to deal with the ko4 hordes of death. Their nation wasn't suffocated by the same fate of Chechilistan. This was a concern for Great Slavyaniya, it showed that the neighboring nations had actual military value other than being a never-stopping meat grinder for ko4 people. A new thread was hovering above, or actually next to Madekistan however. Skywing and Belguard have decided to attack for an unknown reason.

The war had started without a reason and it had turned into a farce. Everything in that zone was doom. This was not a place of living nor dead, it was something completely unbeknown to all. It was the chech and the ko4, and their allies. Nobody knew the secret behind those beings of mysticism and mistery. Or was this actually the truth? As always it was Lemmy Kilmister, the CEO of the SSS that interrupted Smërt's rational brooding.
'Sir, Kvakachovka has new information for you, we better make our way to the High Concil meeting room.'
The Orzhoy nodded in agreement.

Meden rudnik, 21.12.2017
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There was no other place like this in Great Slavyaniya. This was a place full of scum and villany. This was Great Slavyaniya's black hole that sucked in every dose of safety and innocence. From grandmas to children, everybody was born with a Kalashnikov in their hands. This was Meden rudnik. Gun fire echoed through the indigneous area, the sound bouncing off surrounding mountains and dispersing into the nearby lake. Twenty good men from the TSSF (Top Secret Special Forces) were using suppressive fire to keep some local insurgents in one place. The terrorists were responsible for the bombing of the Meden Rudnik Copper Mining Site and now they were prosecuted for their unjust actions. It was also suspected that they had close connections with Dolph Luvendorf.

The special forces unit managed to trap the criminals in a single building. The F1 "Palach" had a loudspeaker so it was used to emit brown sound. After the brown sound emission profanities could be heard coming from the small apartment building.
'Surrender now or face the consequences!'
A 7.62x39 swipe of bullets met the soldier's request, hitting and bouncing off the armoured truck.
The intimidation continued with the playing of heavy metal music.
Illegible shouting could be heard from the building, 'Stop this horrible screeching c*unts!'
A person came out of the building, his weapon on his shoulder, 'We hold hostages, don't shoot or they will die.'
The platoon of special forces operators laughed behind their vehicles. They quickly disabled the terrorist in the most slav way possible, by throwing a grenade at him. Soon after that the guy could be seen everywhere, a leg on a tree, half a liver across the street and such. 'We won't give up now vatniks! Fight to death we will for him.'
The terrorists' request was met without any hesitation.
'Vitaly, maina, get the Bison!'
'Okay druzhe.' answered Vitaly, the platoon's ordnance expert.

He quickly got to the Bison grenade launcher and fired a dousen 40mm shells into the building. Todor Todorov, the person that spoke through the loudspeaker continued.
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'Surrender now or face the consequences!'
'NO!' and the surviving terrorists continued to shoot.
This challenge was countered by heavy ordnance. Nothing could be heard after this, the pigs were silenced. One of the armoured "Palach" trucks busted into a wall. Eight men rushed from behind the passenger compartment and into the hall. 'АЕ ПУТКАМАЙНА АРИ ВЪРЕТЕ СТИГА СТИ СА СПИРАЛИ Е!'
'Putkamaina don't move!' shouted Todor, the squad's commander, 'Squad 1 to 2, we have secured the building. Two of those fukcers are alive though. How convenient haha.'
It was Shashuk Boss, the local warlord and his buddy Agneshko File. They were barely moving and Shashuk's chain was firmly tied around his neck. Todor punched him in the gut and started strangling him with the golden chain, 'Where is he? Where is Dolph Luvendorf?'
'Not-tt- tellin-gn.'
'What?' and the bastard was punched again, 'Listen here cunt, if you don't spit out the bone we will find your whole family. You want offsprings don't you?'
'We-ll, I-I...'
Todor had enough. 'ГОВОРИ БЕ ИЗРОДЕН МАНГАЛНИК!' he shouted with the fury of a thousand satan horror howling creatures. His look was that of murder, it indicated long hours of torture for Shashuk if he didn't release valuable information.
Shashuk had finally spoken:
'Okay, okay I will...'
...
...
...
Slapping the cheeks of the warlord, Todor was satisfied with the answer, 'That's what I want to hear from you boy.'
The TSSF unit proceeded to meet communications officer Chuck Jablowski and inform him firsthand.

Back in Slaviksk
'So this is the situation huh?' said Klaksun, the Defense Minister.
'Yep... we are closer to the whereabouts of this rebel.'
'We should also deal with the other criminals like Milensky Vraboebjev and Taras Iscool Morzhovski...'
'What about the war that is raging below us? The Pruch Republic really needs aid and we can provide it.' hinted the foreign relations minister Laksiel Nakadriev.
Minister Klaksun Lomliev took a glimpse at the digital map on the table. 'Well...' he sighed, 'I don't think we should... you know...'
General Gray, one of Great Slavyaniya's most reknown generals stood up.
'My opinion is that we should aid the rebels. I agree that we shouldn't stick our hands in the hornet's nest without being provoked to do so.'
Everybody in the room was on the same page. Gray continued, 'What will we gain from supporting the pruches? To start with, we can gain access to their weapons and resources. It would also be a great learning experience for our army. It seems like the pruches are one of the finest tank commanders in Xenox. Excluding this, they come off as the worst performers in this shitfest. And about MalakKo4landia, they should also be supported. A tactical nuclear strike was initiated on their territory. Bai Marin is a well-respected warrior and military commander, and as such, we should consider his stance in this civil war against Ko4land. I also do not support the use of this nuclear weapon against the MalakKo4ians or ko4es, whatever. That's all.'
Smërt stepped in, 'Thank you for your addition, General. Now it is my turn. Apart from agreeing with your plan, we should request an explanation from Icewraith Industries, Skywing and Belguard. These two have no reason of attacking Madekistan.'

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The Great Slav Ministry of Foreign Affairs

TO: Locke, Goran Simeonov
FROM: Minister of Foreign Affairs, Laksiel Nakadriev
ENCRYPTION LEVEL:MEDIUM
This telegram concerns the actions of your nations. While The Federation of Great Slavyaniya values your nations' partnerships, we condemn your actions against Madekistan as unreasonable. Our government demands explanation as soon as possible. We understand that this conflict isn't affecting any of your national interests and due to this, Madekistan shouldn't be attacked. Ko4land has also been affected negatively by Skywing without any reasonable explication. Retract your naval and ground forces or give a reasonable explanation. Sanctions will follow if you do not comply with our requests. Thank you for your attention.


'Orzhoy, why Icewraith though?' wondered Klaksun the Defense Minister, 'is it because of the "terrorist attack" of Pruch?"
'Yes, you see Klaksun, the evidence is against them... let Kvakachovka prodive you with that.'
Kvakachovka was in charge of the research team of the Slav Secret Service. Behind his eyes there was a look of ambiguity. He knew something wasn't right.
'Let's start by saying that there was no way for the Pruch to get to Icewraith. They are surronded by enemy forces and are also landlocked. What is more, why would a pruch terrorise a nation so far away? Why haven't they done this to Great Slavyaniya or any other country? Our psychological analysis emphasises more on the shadiness of this problem.' and he continued speaking...
Trepeer Smërt was also sceptical about the legitimacy of Saskia's claims. He had a final announcement to make.
'Ah yes. So now gentlemen, we must deal with the influx of chech immigrants. Follow our immigration policy strictly and there won't be any problems. Some of the budget should be directed towards dealing with this issue.'
Klaksun Lomliev asked Smërt whether they should take any action or not because the outcome of the meeting was unclear. After a lot conteplation and discussion, an agreement was reached. There were thick heavy clouds of judgement surrounding this problem that resulted in the outcome of the decision made by the High Concil. Orzhoy Trepeer Smërt Edgecrusher signed some documents...
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Postby Icewraith Industries » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:22 am

Journal of Wilhelm Field-Marshal (leader of the BOS)

Day 1 (landing) - It was early morning when we beached the landing crafts on the shores of Great Polytopia, the landing crafts disguised as cargo freighters work perfectly and detonated perfectly. No evidence of origin can be traced back to us. The plan went as about as well as it could have, Polytopia couldn't have mobilised a defencive force fast enough even if they wanted to, thus allowing us to 'minimise' casulties as we traversed the country side.

Many troops have started realising the likeness of our symbol to a snowflake, the emblem of our country. This mistake of symbol choice has the potental to create problems regarding this operation's secrecy, a solution to the problem has been proposed. We claim that the symbol is purposely used to frame Icewraith Industries (while denouncing them for not helping the pruch) and through that we can pretend we are not from there. it's not the perfect solution but it will do.

Day 2 - The border was crossed and we are now in Madekistan territory, our vehicles have all switched drivers due to the night drivers now needing rest. Chaos and pillaging can now take place in enemy territory, however we are full on supplies thus making pillaging pointless currently; we shall conserve our resources through limiting destruction for now as we make our way to aid the heart of the chaos.... Pruch!

We are quite close now, we are also nearing the chech border as we make our way to Pruch. I found a spider in my vehicle today, instead of killing it I captured it. The other soldiers in the tank don't really care, neither do I really; but I named it Jeffery.
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Postby Belguard » Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:55 pm

While the Asiendalian fleet was shelling up along the coast, there was one place in which they did not cover. Madekistanian’s coastal capital. While a group of frigates made their way to their mission place, the Battleships made sure to launch their RIM-66 missiles in ground attack mode to take out the reported anti ship emplacements that may have escaped the wrath of the Asiendalians; targeting was provided by targeting the places where the Asiendalian missiles were to hit. The Frigates moved up first upon the city, having their active sonar systems activated to detect underwater mines, and upon detection, they used used their anti-mine equipment to neutralize them. Some others inside of The frigate’s CIC used the ASROC to propel a depth change to the mine’s proximity to detonate the charge along with the mine. Once the frigates cleared the water of mines, the moved out to give room for the Battleships and Battlecruisers to move in for their mission. The frigates on this mission were to to be out patrolling the waters to make sure no ships or submarines are to interfere with the mission of the Battleships and Battlecruisers. With any potential anti ship emplacements hit by the Belguardian missiles, some of the ships approaching the city turn themselves as the humming sound of hydraulics can be heard emanating from the guns on both Battleships and battlecruisers. Other ships get closer to the city and do the same.

In the gunhouse of one of the Battleships

Two gun loaders converse as they load projectile and powder into the gun. “So I’ve heard that the Asiendalians have 289 mm guns on their Battleships.” One said as the hydraulic rammer rams the projectile into the breech.

Doing the math, he quickly figured out the measure in imperial measurements since the metric system is not the measuring system used by the Belguardians. “That’s less that eleven and a half inches! Our battle cruisers have larger guns than that!” The joke of Belguardian Battlecruisers being better began that day. The six powder bags were rammed into the breech. The two men move out of the way as the one closes the Breech block and the loading tray is moved out of the way. Ready to fire.

“So, what’s the detail on air support on this mission?”

“Once we detect any aircraft, we will use the RIM-66C missiles we have on board first and call for air support from our or Skywing’s Aircraft carriers, who will scramble some air support for us; skywing depends, but we will definitely get air support from our carrier.

Outside again

The ships are in position. A forward group to provide direct fire with HE shells, the other aft group was to provide indirect fire support with AP shells. A signal flare was to be shot from a scouting airplane launched by that was launched by one of the Battleships’ air group. This, while being an option to help provide more accurate targeting, was to also provide more time for any remaining civilian in the city to escape. With the Asiendalian attacks on the coastline, it was obvious that the capital wasn’t safe either. Any person with an IQ above retarded will know to get out. With that, the scouting aircraft approaches and let’s out a flare. At first it glows right red, then as the chemicals that make up the flare burn, it begins to glow a green, the green light to go ahead. Within the CIC of the Battleships, the gun controller grips the fireing mechanisms... and pulls the trigger. With a thundering roar, the Battleship directly fires uponthr cities port.

The group of forward ships begins to fire upon the port and other surrounding buildings while the aft group fires their shells to cause foundational and infrastructure damage as their provide the plunging fire to do so. With the ports in flames, the direct fire group elevates the guns to then upon the skyscrapers while the aft group fires moves up to compensate for the change.

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The Pruch has risen

Postby Pruch » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:17 pm

The Past
The Gligalishte Маdyak base attack
All hope was gone. Or was it? ?? Mewa was holding her life, she was hanging on a thread. Her brave unit of soldiers were trying to deal with the impossible wave of madyaki people. One after another, they were like roaches infesting everything. The bullets in the air were more than the madyaks on the ground and that was something. All in all, all were crewed. Tanks were also heared rumbling. A Pruch soldier panicked and started speaking gyberrish and drawing stuff on the wall with his blood. Mewa was half awake and looked with a blurry vision. Soldiers punching for food and ammo. Everything was obliterated and shrapnel was flying everywhere. The gibberish speaker was Klokot Mariningyz, a regular rebel. He was into occult stuff. Klokot Mariningyz drew a whole pruch head on the wall

"SUPERPRUCH może zmiłuj się nad nami, ratuj nas wszystkich. Przyprowadźcie swoje warhammery, aby powstrzymały nas od płaczu i złamania twego nieba. Objawienie 40:34 mówi: ko4 do ko4 jest jak mado do mado, oni wszyscy umierają jak bydło, więc chodźcie bydła,"
He was punched in the head by something but continued reciting his words
"co jest bydłem i niszczcie wszystko, co jest grzechem, bądźcie zbawieniem pruchnem, przynieście swoją zgubę na swoje, aby ofiarować mego . PRUCH!"
Tru tu tu tuu, trumpets were heard. Madyaks stopped their advance.
The dark sky was cracked by a beam of light and a thousand Pruch warriors with doom hammers came storming and emerging from the beam of light. They were rumbling with thunder and making sounds of thunder and rage. Nobody should have angered the PRUches. Muscles and armour, carrying doomhammers, a strong pruch dude came flying from the sky and crushed half of the madyak forces when he crashlanded. Then another half wiith his hammer, with a single swing. This was the legendary stuff of legends, himself, the Destructor Pruch
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He was followed by thousands millions of angry pruch angels of death that came emerging after him. Every single one of them with enough strenght to carry out an attack on everything and kill it. Mewa couldn't beleive waht she was seeing. Magically her wounds were healed. A crater was formed on the ground, it was another Pruch demiurge. Even two of them, the Pruchorai Brothers Tłuszcze and Ropa.
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Ready for destruction, they retracted their angelic wings and started slashing madyak tanks and madyaks, vehicles too. Everything was in shambles and ruins. The fields of death were brought back to earth. THIS WAS THE RAGE OF THE PRUCH AND DARE NO ONE HURT A PRUCH. The angels of death one thousand Pruches retreated back to their plane of existance, leaving all aground in awe. It was a slaughter of the 100th kind and degree. What had just happened? That was of no importance, the madyaks were killed and the city was captured. Mewa Vlagalishte phoned the high command but nobody believed her. They congratulated her on her victory and made her back to her previous rankings and status. She was good.

The miracle of SUPERPRUCH has shown its power and it couldn't be stopped in any way, except one...



The battle of Pruchodonska Gnurka
Razpruchihujnik hopped onto his pruch light mobility vehicle and rushed into battle with anger. He shot every living thing, every last ko4 and madyak, killing them all. Shedding their blood onto the sacred Pruch lands. His soldiers praised him for his skill and ease with which he dissolved all enemy forces. His unit was victorious. Razpruchihujnik headbutted a ko4 enemy tank, sending it into the stratosphere and into the ocean even, probably hitting a submarine. What more? Razpruchihujnik Penisolove Pruchlichkov the Famous Pruch Freedom Fighter had no mercy, he was cruel towards his enemies and gentle towards his people. He got a ko4 soldier atop his
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Tommy the Destroyer was also destroying, his machien gun didn't stop firing. Bang, bang, one after another, Tommy created a pool of dead ko4 people and madyak things. He didn't forgive anyone, he was Tommy. His belt of 1000 ammo was finished, it was time to make it rough. Tommy the Destroyer grabbed his grenades and shotguns and started rushing down the hill, shooting every enemy he could see. Tommy liked to give it rough so he plucked madyaks with his horns and performed suplexes on ko4es. He was so powerful and mighty, he was Tommy. A killing spree was done by the Pruch god of death. But life was short for the poor Tommy. He was on top of another hill, ready to decimate all that was Ko4 and Madyak. But he was shot in the leg and it flew off into the distance, leaving Tommy incapitated. What could Tommy the warrior do? He was under adrenaline rush and started rolling down the hill, knocking out advancing ko4es and crushing them into a billion hundred million pieces, destroying. Even in his dying breath, Tommy managed to do his one and only purpose, to dispose of filthy oppressors. He hit a ko4 gas vehicle and decided to detonate all of his grenades. The grand explosion destroyed the surrounding 3 city blocks and made a fireworks spectacle for all pruch freedom fighters to enjoy. It was not all in vain, Tommy's spirit could be seen ascending to heaven as the fiery inferno glowed below. Such was the might of the Pruch.

Tommy was dead but he lived on in the hearts of the Pruch and became a folklore legend of myth and truth, Tommy rest in piece. You will be missed.

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Thanks to the efforts of Tommy (RIP) and Razpruchihujnik Penisolove, the city of Pruchodonska Gnurka was almost captured. The captured T-72B3s supported the infantry by firing at enemy positions and spearheading infantry advances. Everything was perfect.
32.07.2017
Razpruchihujnik was celebrating victory by drinking gallons of beer from the beer factory when he recieved a phone call from the high military command.
'Mewa has betrayed us.'
'How is that possible?'
'She is stupid, leave her die.'
'Okay.'
And so Razpruchihujnik continued celebrating the Pruch success in capturing the industrial city.

Other important battles & events and how the Pruch Republic was formed

Local municipalities started forming their own parties and even parliamentary groups and politicians.
The date was 13 july. A group of Pruches from the Vatnik Vitalopruchev party and Strike Squadron Sopoli 233 captured museum exponats from the Ko4ospunkt town such as ISU-152 and T-34s. T-34s were used for scouting missions and managed to locate a few chech convoys of armoured vehicles. The T-34s used their speed to outmaneuver and bait the BTRs and BMPs along with chech supply trucks to follow them. An ambush by ISU-152 were laid down along the road. A pruch wanted to go shit in the woods so they made their way to there, giving out the position of Strike Squadron Sopoli. Under pressure, the ISUs decided to decimate the convoy and did so with their 152mm HE shells. But at a cost, the supply was gone. So they decided to raid an ancient chech fort.
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IS-3s were used to crush and breach chech defences and make their way through the fortress gate.
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Spectators were spectating the spectacle, wondering what will happen. The town was captured and so was the fort, pruches were awesome. Soon later though, the whole fort and town were bombarded by enemy forces and everything was destroyed, apart from the ISU, T-34 and IS-3s which somehow survived for later use. Strike Squadron Sopoli 233 also manageed to escape with minimal casualties but were left with nothing because they were actually pretty bad fighters. Cheches managed to repell their subsequent attacks and pushed them further into Pruch.
July 20
They secured a passage for the pruches with a few Panzer IVs and even captured the new ko4 supertank which was used as a road blockade.

General Vatnik Vitalopruchev, main leader of party Pruch Independence, creates Pruch Independence on the 27th of July.
Other notable politicians are Zhuplirnak Eklop, minister of culture
Vagrenal Gangrena, minister of transport

Pruchinak Proshlekgyz, main leader of party Freedom of the Pruch

Vatnik Vitalopruchev, main leader of party Pruch Independence

Kukuruz Zlatanszky, rapper, MC, major in the Pruch Independence Freedom Forces and member of Pruch Independence
The battle of Pishki
August 12
This was with the aim of capturing the Pishki airport base for the Pruches. It was relatively easy since the base was deserted but was occupied by a new type of creatures, the Xumph.
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They occupied the whole damn base. What was going to be done? Razpruchihujnik had the answer, violence.
'Hey skanks, face my wrath.' and he started killing everything with his unguided rocket launcher. Grippling the ugly spider things, Razpruchihujnik did moon salts, knocked out many, brogue kicked more and made a suplex from the control tower on the mother creature taht gave birth to all other buggers. Although having destroyed most of the airport, he got rid of the ugly things and captured useful hardware such as 3 bombers and a few ground attack planes. The bombers were old B-29s and a few SU-25 jets. There was also a cargo plane AN-225 rotting in hangar that was refurbished and used for later. This happened on the 29th of augst, 2017.

August 19
Rebels from Pruchovo occopy Pruchovo, securing a decent link of communication and breaching the gap in supplies to other rebellion fighters.
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Fight for the river Dalakdowson Madurlak Ochesan
September 2
Gorilla group gosho fights the gone-rogue militants from Dólno Nanagorh'h'te who have sided with the madyaks and secretly work with the ko4es. A pruch search party was searching for a lost child but they stumbled upon documents with secret data on them, how the traitors communicated with the opposing forces. What a betreyal this was, it was so hurtful that the pruch search party left the child alone and continued with their new mission, to inform the others. But they got lost in the snow blizzard and died. Another party was sent to find them but all they found were the documents. Struck in awe, they decided to fight the traitors of general Kvinmangalorom Przedłużony. They stalked the convoys of ko4es that were going to the general's location and division. They were spotted near the Dalakdowson Madurlak Ochesan river,
making their way to the established pruch base Gashtença, near main industrial city Porovdol. The group of pruches quickly made a battle plan. They charged with their tanks that had a pruchlo and pushed the convoy into the river. All ko4es couldn't swim but one was saved,
Ko4man Ko4ako4akovi4.
He was tortured and gave radio information and frequencies to the Pruch Military Armed Forces. With this the forces used the radio to falsely inform the ko4es to bomb their own forces.
-Ko4 to ko4, this is ko4, speak now onto the situations.
- Well ko4, deceptively spoke a pruch militant, we are ko4ing hard and bad, please helps us defeating this evil chech thing. They shootening at us from distance close, so do them a bombard.
And so they did it.

Later it was established that the bombardment destroyed the traitors and a few ko4es probably. By the mistake of the pruch a lot of pruches were also viciously murdered after giving actualy combat coordinates of pruch cities and villages. How sad.

Chech Voevoda was captured by Pruch Rebellion Insurgents and a ransom of 6.10 billion was paid by Chechilistan on the 7th of september.
September 8th was the first ever produced T-72 by Pruch but the factory was bombed after a day by madyaks.
General Lieutenant Mandarina Pruchlichko's plan
This was one of Pruch's finest generals that stayed on their side after their secession from Ko4land, Chechilistan and Madekistan. He was a man of wisdom and pease but if it was required, he could be devious. Now it was required. On the 11th of September he had to take over a whole city. The city of Mandarineni Polya. His idea was to send super secret agent Gunulcho to acces the main trade towers in the city and to steal cash.
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Gunulcho was stealthier than a bomber so this was no problem. His camouflage managed to conceal him perfectly in the night and so he stole over 5 billion chech money from the World Trade Centers. By accident or on purpose, a mafioso from local Pruchilishten zone had taken over a plane with his group of złodzieje robbers. They were so drunk that they crashed their passenger plane into the tower and it even hit the other.
After some time both towers collapsed. Many chech soldiers were killed and the Pruches even captured some new T-72B3M4 or whatever they are called. They also had anti-air defences T-1000 now. Everybody blamed this on the Pruch Republic.

Nothing major happens.
A child with superpowers disappears and is never found, october 1st.
Aerial assault over Bradvarectúmovo, October 7th-October 20th
This was one of the longest battles ever recorded in Pruch history. An intelligent pruch managed to crack and intercept enemy transmission from ko4 and madyak convoys that were planning to attack each other in the middle of Bradvarectúmovo. Over 500 000 different warriors from all insurgent groups united to spread chaos and kill as many enemies as possible. Razpruchuhujnik offered the transport plane for paratroopers of the The Pruch Republic Airforce. Hundreds of pruch groups such as Kostenurkite Ninja, Hlebarkite Edi and Oggiedoggie sandpruches were observing enemy movement. Every chesspiece was in place. The operation was a total failure though.
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The Pruch rebellion fighters were caught in the middle of the conflict, leaving most of their missions unresolved. They still managed to kill may enemy soldiers with their superiors knowledge of tanks and tank warfare tactics. That was the only thing they were good at. Meanwhile the pilot of the cargo airplane was Krastavichar Mudur the captain, former vet from the ko4 wars of 1971. He was a good pilot. When he saw madyaks charging through the city he dropped acid colored in the colors of the pruch party Freedom of the Pruch. It was no propaganda, just an unpaid advertisement. Meanwhile his assistant pilot spotted an enemy bomber with a ballsack on its wings, it was madyak. It was raining death on everything. A quick decision forced both pilots to eject from their beloved cargo plane, making it crash midair with the madekistan bomber. Everybody cheered on the stunt, from ko43s to pruches and even madyaks with their dicknoses. It was a midair collision of the 1st kind.
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After landing on the ground
it all ended on the 20th of october when everybody died from gas leakage poisoning, making Bradvarectúmovo inhospitable

October 27th, The capital was chosen to be capital Kijrahunda Pruchindol main city
October 29th, A T-64 fell from the sky due to unknown then reasons
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Suicide note pt I
There was the legend of this lonely Pruch soldier, a warrior with lethal methods of making the enemy explode. He inflitrated deep into ko4,
chech and madyak territories and spread doom through planting explosives on their bridges and railways. One time he blew up bridge that was one of the longest in the zone. There was a ko4 convoy of vehicles, including that new heavy tank Ko4ko4aksomething. Legend has it that the 500-ton tanks caused an earthquake when they fell to the ground. So, nobody knew the story of this brave Pruch stranger. He was unknown ven if it was a he. Due to his suicidal actions he was labeled as The Suicide Pruch. Anyways, he decided to bomb an atomic central in Chechilistan. He hopped onto a heavy duty truck heading for the station. On his journey to the chech atomic reactors, The Suicide Pruch wrote his suicide note.
"Dear person reading this, remember me for my actions, not for what I am. I am nothing and soon I will return to nothing. I was given birth by a mother of Pruch and I will return to mother Pruch's lands. Forgive me my sins SUPERPRUCh and I hope I become legendary like the brave warriors and angels of death that have saved us a thousand years ago and will do so now." he wiped his thick pruch sweat off his hairy forehead and continued writing the prophetic words, "The war will be over soon, I sense it. Now I have gone on a holy mission to finish my journey through this magnificent and benevolent land, Pruch. My people are kind and I would do anything for them. I do not want to be known,
let my actions speak for me. I love you mother and family, date is 4st of November
- Yours truly, [The Suicide Pruch's real name]"
And so the truck stopped. The Suicide Pruch quickly snuck into the main reactor building labeled Main Reactor Building #13 and went to the control room. The operators were all sleeping and so the Pruch dude started pressing random buttons.
WEE WOOOO CHECH WILL BE DESTORIES WEEE WOOO ALL IS DIE, REACTOES ARE OVERHEAT
Still, everybody was sleeping.
Not down to business, The Suicide Pruch put on a radiation suit and went straight to the uranium cores and planted explosives. He moved away from the blast zone and pressed the button of his detonator.
BOOOM
He stared into the abyss, seeing nothing. He was somehow still alive and also saw the gigantic mushroom cloud that emerged from the chech nuclear facility. A bomb fell from the sky but didn't detonate, this was a sign from the Pruch Gods.

On the date of 31st october, Papardák Zagruzk'le local prime minister was elected democratically by the Pruch people without any hesitation. Celebrations to amrk the event were made.
On 5th of november, political party Zagruska leader Zakuska Banichka was beaten to death by a crazy pruch shouting about religion and the end of all, marking the end of Zagruska party.
Suicide note pt II
Covered in radiation and skin falling off, our brave warrior made his way to his secondary target, carrying a whole lorry of C4 explosives.
His desire to blow things up was unsettled and his personality was unhinged. THe Suicide Pruch was crazy and loco. He started galloping towards a town and its weapons production centre. This was one of Chechilistan's biggest production facilities, not really of any significance but still... Somehow The Suicide Pruch managed to get a chechlo from the nearby factory and pushed his way towards the facility.
-Here there stops be! screamed a chech security guard
The Suicide Pruch pushed further
The guards emptied their magazines at the crazy rushing Pruch but to no effect. He dazzled them all with his pruchlo. He made his way to the storage facility. There there was standing a tall strong chech.
-I am Jawalut, son of Kamalionian. Whats your dojgn here?? ?
-I will explode you all to death, grinned The Suicide Pruch, covered in wounds but somehow still walking
-not today chechshine
And Jawalut emptied his magazine to no avail again. An epic fight ensured, The Suicide Pruch used a vinkel (that special type of metal that is strong) to knock out Jawalut. While Jawalut was out cold, The Suicide Pruch unlocked the door with a stick of dynamite and entered the storage compartment. It was awhole darm Christmas, a room filled back to back with boom boom sticks. He grinned, this was it. He was going to meet his maker. Slowly but surely he grabbed a stick of dynamite, of course after carrying in the atomic bomb he had dragged with him all the way to here. He felt something, he was being shot at again.
-D-damn it Jawalut, don't you learn chech dumbing? screamed angrily the dying Suicide Pruch. But he was going to fulfill his mission at any cost. This was really it, he lit his stick of dynamite... he grinned at the camera and below is the only photo that was ever taken of The Suicide Pruch. Image
After a few seconds everything was eradicated, leaving only a field of white smoke and maniacal laughter sounding everywhere. The laughing of The Suicide Pruch is echoing till this day there. The resulting explosion was even heard in Korderoko. The ghost of The Suicide Pruch is said to be roaming these fields of nichilism and emptiness.

November 11, war was raging. News were recieved from an uknown force. They wanted to help.
November 12. MIRVs destroyed the city of Klitko
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Pruchovo times
The Pruch Independence Newspaper was relocated in Pruchovo, on the 13th of november, the where most of the communications were. Communications officer Opploden Binsalamen and his sister, Chishka Churkova were preparing for atreason. They had leaked major information because Opploden was rejected by a woman fighter Pitchiza Urungelkeva. She said he was not her kind of guy and the guy got mad, leaking top secret information to ko4es,
cheches and even madyaks. Some of it was regarding foreign matters. Then came the unexpected, a ko4 force with their big annoying tanks were firing. Rebels had no other option but to stay and defend. They used the museum rail cannons to wreck destruction but the ko4 tanks continued moving. Then a pioneer rebel under the name of Bonka Krakowazka decided to do something. He executed the treasoning people, Opploden was neoploden and his sister Chishka was used as a distraction.

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She was actually pretty good-looking so she was forced to eat a few kilos of viagra. Then she was sent to the battlefield to seduce ko4es.
Everybody fell for her of course, after all she was covered in the smell of a mountain ox. While the undisciplined savages that were the ko4 soldiers took turns on the poor traitor sister, like a thousand pruches snuck in by hiding their horns. Then they poisoned the ko4 food supply and left unseen. The rest is history. Chishka became a model in the new newspaper.

Pruch rebellion fighters eliminated most of the corroption among their forces. Rogue officers such as Losh Kosmat and Mingelski Akrobatin were murdered or killed via firing squads. It says on their mutual gravestone "November 22nd"
The Pruch Military acquired a total of 44 new facilites including 12 airports and 32 bases, this was decleared on the 25th of november
Famous freedom fighter was accused of rape but was freed of charges because it was against a chech woman.
Capture of Barkavgazovo
WInter, november 30th
One of the best battles ever. The capture of Barkavgazovo was heavier than a white dwarf. Over 400 T-72B3 and T-64 Bulat tanks faced off against the bulk of the chech, ko4 and madyak forces and still came out victorious. This was bad because all of the Pruch infantry was massacred. Pruch partizans used tanks to destroy the Ezero lake's dam and flood the surrounding villages. WHile this submerged many enemies, mostly Pruches were harmed. The Pruch tank divisions used recovered old T-72s from factories and surpluses to a great extent with great success. They used their speed to perform hit and run tactics and also hide in fortified dug-in positions. A local village man taht was a fitness maniac also had had enough of the lousy war. He threw his dumbells and lifting weights into the hordes of cheches, killing over a thousand probably. Then came the fun part, a ship had leaked into his lawn and he was really angry.
'NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO MY LAWN!' and the strong pruch person lifted up the whole ship and threw it at the incoming heaps of enemy armour, crushing mostly all of them, even the death robots that were incoming from the distance. Then he went back to watch FitnessPruchTV and worship the Pruch goddess of beauty, Karinka sHubava Dupinka.

Kukuruz Zlatanszky used his music to deceive the cheches and madyaks on the location of Pruch forces by using sound as a tool of deception. Cheches were wasting their ammo firing at nothing.
Even the pruch airforce managed to interfere. It carried away Kukuruz Zlatanszky because he was hungry and also had a concert appointment.
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December 1st, Celebrations of Pruchovden everywhere. Even in times of war the brave minister of culture gave a speech. An attempt on his life was made by unknown enemy rockets but everything turned out fine. The minister didn't even flinch.
December 9th a new SUPERPRUCH edition was created and started circling the market, many new factories were recovered and started working again with full force.
Christmas tree massacre
This was the most vital battle since the passageway leading to the capital Kijrahunda Pruchindol main city. It also contained the railorad and the main highway to the most important city and centre of Pruch. A lot of ko4es were amassing from one side and cheches and madyaks on the other side where there was another passageway. The Pruches were caught in the middle again, literally. Field Marshal Gruchy Pruchy Piperlivkov was mildly disturbed by this since he couldn't drink his chamomile tea without being bothered with war news. Happy pruch citizens were preparing for christmas. There was also a problem of getting christmas trees since the christmas tree forests were beyond the two passages. In fact, the field marshal was so pissed off he got a captured chechlo and started plowing like there is no tomorrow. Captured battle pruch drones also escorted him in his fit of rage and destruction.
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The T-72s also advanced and shot on the move, miraculously hitting every target they had. Such was the might of the Pruch and their people.
The problem was that the enemies were endless so a new tactic was decided, to capture them. The old field marshal drove his pruchlo-sporting vehicle over a hill and so did a few other ultra good pruch drivers. With the combined power of several captured chechlos, they managed to push the whole forest of christmas trees over the incoming cheches. Horrified by the rain of christmas trees, cheches tried to retreat but their 434ing was put to a halt because they were trapped. The Ko4es saw their chance and decided to bomb the cheches 434 with helicotpers while the cheching chechlas tried pushing, but Gruchy Pruchy Piperlivkov was pushing only in one direction and that was onwards!
In the end, cheches were decimated.

Now it was time for the ko4lands to turn their cheeks. Catapults were used to send christmas trees towards the capital. Children ran towards the incoming trees and some were hit by them. The parents were happy and that was important.

Ko4es were dealt with accordingly, pruch insrugents used captured Osa anti-air defences to take down the ko4 helicopters and they flooded the ground so the ko4 heavy tanks couldn't move. After that they activated an active supervolcano that covered all trapped ko4es in lava. Helicopters were used to extract important equipment such as supplies and light vehicles. The Pruches' inadequacy caused a blackout in a
diameter of over 400+km because the supervulcano TashakNeobaran was activated. All christmas forests were burend down and many passenger flights from other nations were probably downed. Nobody should mess with the Pruches and their nature,
nobody... December 9th was the unforgettable date.


A breif period of peace followed.

The unforgiven battle
December 12th, 2017

SUPERPRUCH revelation 12:12:2017 states the following
A day has come, a year has come
Where all will end
And we will spend
An eternity in dawn
For we are drawn
Towards war and destruction
The Pruch Nation is still under construction
Everything is forgiven, nothing is forgotten
Remember waht thy has gotten
Love from lover and fight from fighter
Shall grace thy lands to be brighter
But all in all war is call
Call is war...
Millions of Pruches will collide upon thy
Cracking skye and killing thy
Survive to fightth and live to dye
Dont be crye, forgiven be
Pruches might and anger are unmatched
Nothing will leave unscratched
Beware the Pruch
Here comes the smruch


Kukuruz Zlatanszky, rapper, MC, major in the Pruch Independence Freedom Forces and member of Pruch Independence was preparing for the most brutal battle. Over 1 million pruch warriors were going to defend their capital Kijrahunda Pruchindol main city. The border of Pruch too. He brought his speaker system to blast heavy metal and rap music to terrify ko4es and cheches, and madyaks too.

Mewa and Razpruchihujnik were reunited. The best Pruch excused himself for his behaviour.
‘Do not worry my love, all is forgiven in the name of Pruch. You did the right thing’
and she kissed him. Razpruchihujnik’s hujnik couldn’t hold back. They went to a hotel room to finish businiess. Goat sounds could be heard throughout the halls, even the portret of Tommy the Destroyer fell from the shaking walls.

Field Marshal Gruchy Pruchy Piperlivkov was drinking his favourite bevarege. He and his wife were having the time of their life enjoying the east Pruch sunset (although there was none because of the black cloud from the supervulcano).

Mechanized Mega Multitankdivision Minnokvarle grew in numbers and now had over 45 tanks, T-72B3s, T-64 Bulats and etc.
It could be claimed that everybody was preparing for the worst. And the worst had come.

Cannonshots cracked the silence, mothers and children hurried to hide in the bunkers under the hills. Bombers made their way through the thick air defences that have been captured by the Pruches. Oh no, the land of Pruch was going to be desacrated again. Razpruchihujnik had to cut short his sweet time with Mewa Vlagalishte's vlagalishte. He grabbed his rocket launcher and rushed outside. All he saw was endless hordes of ko4es, terminator madyak robots of doom and cheches. Madyaks and cheches from one side, ko4es from the other. This was a nightmare. Mewa Vlagalishte quickly got her AK-47 and assembled Seagull Squad. Other divisions such as Gencho Goating Group, the famous Dog Division with Pruchinak in charge, Kompot Soboti platoon, Special Supergoat Squadron and other formations were quickly regrouped and assembled. Minor parties, solo fighters such as Pruch Solo, Kingonur Razbabvalnika, Ważny kulturysta аnd many more also united with their respectable groups. Bandits, mafiosos and warlords were all under the threat of the infinite ko4, chech and madyak manpower. All under 1 flag and 1 mission, to protect Pruch.

Over 1000 captured tanks, 2000 vehicles and over 500 pruchlas (converted chechlas) were prepared for battle. Everything was scarce, everybody was tired but there was no other exit. They would either die or live long enough to die twice. The Pruch airforce also managed to fly but they were quickly shot down by the enemies. Only the best pilots managed to survive. Pilot super operator Groteskowe Zapachy performed maneunvers that would dazzle even Bai Marin himself. This guy gave everybody a hard time, even his own friends because they couldn't keep up with his crazy MiG-29 operating. Od nici do liny, everybody was united under the flag of The Pruch Republic.

Religious fanatics were also ready for the biggest battle of their time. Over 40 000 of them were gathered, they were all performing rituals from SUPERPRUCH, some of them including kidnapping children and exorcism , even catapulting children beyond the borders, but all was forgiven because they were Pruch. The soil of Pruch was also the skin and flesh of every living Pruch, each soul that was sacrificed was with the for the higher good.
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Our brave heroes braced themselves. Barrages of rockets started incoming, many were shot down because they were ko4 and chech. Many made their ways towards kindergardens, sending hundreds of dead pruch children into the air. Artillery strikes were mercyless, could this attack be repelled in any way? Razpruchihujnik shot down many rockets with his unguided rocket launcher, that strongest Pruch that threw a ship earlier was also throwing rocks and bringing down planes.
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Scouts division Supermadurlo was sent to gather information, somehow if it was possible at all. They found out that the ko4es were going to kill everything, from pruches to cheches.

It seemed like this was a Mad Max Movie. The best Pruch rapper and also a major in the Pruch Armed Forces, Kukuruz Zlatanszky was driving in his multichechlo protected mobility vehicle, blasting Wu Tang Clan and heavy metal everywhere. The ashes of burned down buildings bounced in rhytm with this godly music. Soundwaves travelled through the air and collided with the screams of ko4es, the madurlaks of the madyaks and the, uh, chech somethings. Kukuruz's vehicle was destroyed by a random rocket and he had to punch his way deep into enemy territories. It was indeed an endless horde of k4oes and cheches. The terminators were still lagging behind. Kukuruz Zlatanszky's beard was covered in guts from chechees and ko4es, he was circling them and killing what he could. His unit was protecting him and looking after his back. Many pruches were fighting bravely. A lot of Pruch planes crashed into the endless whoreds, creating undescribable chaos.

Packs of small fast vehicles drove around the ruins and shot everything that wasn't a pruch. A single moment of silence occured. The hordes of madyaks, ko4es and cheches retracted a bit and then pushed onwards. The game was on!
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A bunch of crazy madyaks

It was really impossible for the Pruch. Field Marshal Gruchy Pruchy Piperlivkov was angry again. Generals and other officers took up their chechlos and started pushing back the enemy ko4 forces. Others were working hard against the madyaks. The strong guy that threw everything in his vicinity grabbed an enemy plane and threw it so hard it exploded without colliding with anything. Then his rage exploded on a madyak tank (T-64) which he threw so hard it disappeared somewhere... Pruches were crying goat sounds that have never been heard before, not even in a Pruch's wildest dreams.
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Chaos was a word that could hardly describe this mess, the Pruch soldiers were melting like butter exposed in a gas chamber. All hope seemed lost, the weak Mewa Vlagalishte was wounded again. Seeing this, Razpruchihujnik's life flashed before his eyes. The person that he most cherished, the strongest woman ever in Xenox, was dying. He made his way through the incoming enemy forces that were also shooting each other, his rocket launcher was destroyed. Razpruchihujnik had to fight these dirty animals with his bear hands. He had a pair of gloves that bit like bears. After amassing a hill of dead corpses, he managed to reach Mewa. She was laying in a puddle of her own blood, still managing to shoot though. Such was the willpower of the Pruch. What could Razpruchihujnik do? Nothing, that was the answer. Mewa was shedding tears, so was the mighty Pruch warrior of legend. Everybody noticed this sight and for a moment the fighting stopped. It was a sad sight, Mewa was nearly dead. Every madyak, pruch and chech, even the black ko4es that were raging a minute before this, stopped and gazed in awe. A sight so tragic, yet so mystical, this embodied the whole Ko4-Chech war. The calm before the storm. Fighting had ceased, all eyes were on the dying Mewa and her lover, Razpruchihujnik. The time has come... the skies covered in thick unpenetratable smog were pierced by another ray of light. It hit right onto the hill of corpses on which Mewa lay. Her face was illuminated by this ray of light. She could feel life escaping her. With her last power and breath, she came close to Razpruchihujnik...
'I... I... want you... to...' and she was dead. A careless madyak stumbled upon a Pruch horn and shot her by accident.

Razpruchihujnik was furious, so was every last living Pruch soldier, Pruch rebel and Pruch freedom fighter. The skies turned into a gray-blackish mist of shadows and lightning. Acidic rain from the supervulcano TashakNeobaran dust started falling. Lava was also sprayed everywhere. It seemed like the lands of Pruch themselves were angry. Thousands of T-72B3s fired their cannons, shaking the ground even more. Mi-24s were spraying death and destruction. Razpruchihujnik was so angry, he started killing every last madyak and ko4 there ever was, his rage was unmatched even to that of a god. He even managed to rip off the turret clean off a T-72B3 and threw it into the incoming terimanotrs.

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Pruches were falling and detonating their explosive vests. The bunkers were busted by bunker buster missiles and bombs. All hope was already long gone and forgotten. Then something paranormal, something peculiar happened. The battle transcended into something greater. It seemed like the chantings of the crazy ritual pruches have worked. Ko4es were bombing their own positions, chech couldn't tell the difference between a chech and a ko4. Brothers and sisters were against each other. What even was this anymore?

An energy shield formed around the vicinity of the Pruch Republic, separating the hordes of enemies from those that were inside the shield. Then upon the skye itself, a cracking sound was heard. Like God Pruch had descended from the 6th realm of Pruching to observe from the first row how the battle was going. It was so. A giant Pruch being could be seen in the sky. Even the hard to confince Pruchinak was certain that all of this was real.
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The deity smiled with the greatest smile there ever was.
And the prophecies came true, all of them... the fighting continued for days and days. In fact, most fighters started using every possible object at their disposal.

The energy shield that separated Pruch from the rest of the world was breached by enemy BTR-80s. Nothing goulc stop them.
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Those dudes were firing when they were on fire, it really was World War VIII all over again.
Black angels of death came through the cracked open skye, flying with the speeds of sound and decimating every ko4, chech or madyak plane they touched. The wind waves caused by their angelic wings spread the ashes of the dead Pruch children everywhere. These angels were unstoppable. General Lieutenant Mandarina Pruchlichko praised them for their competence, they were Pruch's saviours.

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Jaguargod was slicing through the endless hordes of dirty animals like there was no tomorrow. He tagteamed with Razpruchihujnik who had reached demigod status. Everything was mental.

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The angry angel of death, Pruchprostate Warrior was screaming with the might of a million lions. His power shattered the incoming T-72s and propilaid everything, his breath melted ko4ing faces and killed madyaks.
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The Great Omega Pruch was manipulating the time and space continium in his favour. He melted tanks and vehicles, stopped artillery shells in the air and sent back in time many enemies of The Pruch Republic. The dusts of Ancient Pruchonia shrouded in vain everything that was attempted to harm the Pruch Nation. All were damned in tarnation.

Tanks were flying in the air, indifferent to gravity. They were sent upon the incoming death robots of doom. The robots themselves were incinirated by the power of Firepruch Ognenhuj, one of a kind piromancer from the Pruch heavens who has descended to rain his fires upon thy who dare harm a pruch soul. And many have done this.

And then there was the greatest animal, the most beast-like figure, the Destructor Pruch. His doomhammer punched holes through the incoming infantry of meat products, his doomhammer cracked the athmosphere and made it reach unbearable temperatures. With every swing, victory was more and more certain. For the Destructor Pruch it was like fighting baby seals, this was all a game to him. PruchBot13 was raining dead cats and dogs upon the ko4es, cheches and the madyaks. With a final swing, Destructor Pruch cracked half of the Velika Tsiganska ravninna planina in half and the rocks even reached Korderoko. The sounds of doom hammer collidng with living material and mortal characters could be heard even in Korderoko.

In the end, every millionth of the doom angels of death ascended back to their place and the ray of light disappeared, leaving the battlefield empty, with only the victors standing. And the victors were the Pruches. The Great Pruch smiled upon thy, revealing that godly smile nobody else had. Then he dissolved into nothingness, just like he had appeared initially. After him started sounding Pantera.
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This was not the worst to come for The Pruch Republic. But this was only the beginning... of the end...


The Present
The Pruch Republic eagerly awaits for the arrival of BOS. The border was heavily guarder to ensure no unexpected attacks from Ko4es, madyaks or cheches occured. War sounds and noises as well as dust obscured everything. Granichar Enchovist scopes out the surrouding with his binoculars. He sees a pair of glowing lights in the distance. Soon another pair appears. No sooner than that, more and more glowing pairs appear. He realised these were eyes, they were slolwy but steadily approaching his punct. Like white walkers, these unknown things had no end and no stopping. Was this the end of the border?

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" | "" "" """| Pruch nasam, pruch natam // For The Pruch Republic freedom will come
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Postby Skywing » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:47 pm

Ysgramor, The King's office
It was almost 3 o'clock. Goran Simeonov was still awake and signing documents regarding all sorts of things. For example one for the tomato trade with Belguard. The Belguardians wanted their taxes to be lowered by 2%. Sure, whatever, it's all good.
Another one regarding the war in the Secundus. The so called "magnificent" Ko4 - Chech war. Reports were saying that over 200 million "people" were already dead by these reckless actions of these what humanoid ram creatures. It's been more than a year and a half since the war started.
Skywing had to do something. That's why they sent their fleet and forces to try cease the fire. Due to the low IQ of these creatures though, it would be really hard to succeed. Nevertheless, the operations are going as planned. Although Treeper Smërt hasn't acted yet, there was still hope.
Goran signed the document of Belguard and found randomly a lying unopened telegram with the mark of GS. It read "For Goran Simeonov, from Minister of Foreign Affairs of GS"
-Hmm, what's this about, maybe they finally decided to do something?
Goran opened up the telegram and started reading. When he was done, he face-palmed himself.
-Are the Slavs that stupid? Really? It's obvious why we attacked. God save us..... Where is my pen?
He grabbed the blue pen and started writing on a blank list.
Dear Minister,
First of all, i hope this letter finds you well.
Second of all i don't think i should explain why we did what we did, especially to a nation who didn't do anything on this matter for more than a year. But anyways due to my respect to you and your people, i will. It's been more than a year since this reckless war started. For one year we stood up neutral and we didn't interfere. But time goes on and this isn't stopping, it's actually spreading even more in the region below you. I consulted with my generals on the problem and we all came to the conclusion that something should be done. That's why we send forces and naval power to Madekistan with the idea of stopping them from any further actions and probably ceasing fire. Our operations in Ko4land have the same plan as the one we consider as an option to Madekistan. They belguardians first wanted only a training and reestablishing our close-knit connections. But we discussed the same matter with the them as well. So they wanted to help us stop this shitness from spreading, so that's the main reason for our attack. Anyways congratulations on finally deciding to join us on this global matter. I call it global, because surprisingly there was a strange and unreasonable attack on the Icewraithians, from Pruch. I don't know how much of this is true, but i really don't think that the Pruch really did this. The reasons are probably well-known to you too. For now I'll tell my people to stop any actions near Madekistan, until the answer from you arrives. And again this is all because of my respect and good mood. After all it's Christmas.
Take care of yourself.
~signed King Goran R. Simeonov.


At the Asiendalian base in Korderoko Islands.
Lead-Marshall Bruce Dickinson was standing before the mirror, shaving his beard. He was a 45 years old Asiendalian with twice as spirit in his heart. When he was done shaving, he went out of the modern Korderokian bathroom and equipped his battle uniform. With the. 45 caliber Colt X on his belt. It was very warm outside. It was one of these days when there isn't a single cloud in the sky, only the hot sun. You could make your breakfast on the armor of a tank due to the high temperatures. Anyway he entered in the HQ and couple of sergeants greeted him. He went down the corridor to the main room.
-Aaa Bruce you're finally here! - Special agent Kate Reen said.
-What's happening Kate, why are you so upset?
-We have new orders. To send a quarter of our army here in the Belguardian sister nation Luccis.
-Why?
-What do you mean by why? To reinforce the dispatched units there.
-A quarter, but that's 25 000 soldiers!!!
-Exactly, the orders are that we should begin the extraction right now.
-Do we actually have that many ships, to transport those soldiers?
-No that's why we'll be using Korderokian cargo and transportation ships.
-How great.
-Stop "greating" me and let's announce the orders.
-Right.
...
After several hours, the first dispatch of troops (1000) were on the way.
The Korderokian navy however will be used as blockade through the sea and every Korderokian gulf or shore. No ships can travel through, if they try further measures such as firing on the intruders will follow. No ships will be allowed to get through, except for Asiendalian ones. The Asiendalians are setting a blockade on near Korderoko and between the big archipelago standing at west. Again NO ships will be allowed to get through...
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Postby MADEKISTAN » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:48 pm

- Sir, it's an attack
- We did not do anything ... but do not do it
Hikmatli Double-Trojniya Madurlak. Planning. He plan. Murgav Tikva was contact. Murgav Tikva waited for an important report on Belgrade's reaction. Murga
v Tikva answered without hesitation and asked the manager who called the phone.

First, says Murgav, listen carefully, because you will not miss it and the plan is the same. The plan is on a small ship and sends a fleet of flotilla contacts and what does it mean? They have reason to attack us and bomb the whole city, and that's the concentration. It is problematic to raise the wings of the sky and their attacks. The traveler on the ship solves the enemy with the reasons for the diplomatic solution and our people can not die. Meetings take place in 15 minutes.

A few minutes later, Tikva Murgav bears a black glass and a valuable diplomat, Mudanya, who watches a Kashmir Eksplozyjny. The Kashmir, who controlled Kashmir, drank all the black matter and sent it to the port. He swallowed a little mechanic, and Murgav Tikva watched at a distance. Kashmir was sent by two robots, and he was sure he did not raise any doubts and to be not kill was his robots escort there. Convenient for robot guards too. Murgav Tikva was handed over to the last teachers, and leader president Dvojno-Troen Madurlak's bunker who is with the oldest son of the president, returned to Dvojno-Troen Madurlak Bunker.

Kashmir is a small white fisherman, a boat person with a white flag and sailing crying for peace to go to Greenland enemy fleet attacking coast Madekistani. He reached for the ship and pointed to a piece of radio,
- Stop, do not let us, peace comes. Listen, we want Myanmar security and wisdom. Please send accept.


Posts other do soon, expect more soon to do. Just no time and sickness hard to compensate for what is happened.
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Chech christmasing

Postby Chechilistan » Tue Dec 26, 2017 1:51 am

Chechilistans king Preisdent Chech 434 make the eoffering case fires to Koo4lnads, Pruchs and even them other nation involve thats in war.
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H e make the annoucmwt in Chehovo S brorishte

Wars everywrhee, it kill all and destories to. We dont not want war on this celebrate. We eants chrismtad. Christmas are an holidays of piece,love and eat. So we want that, even for dirties jurwas that is the ko4es.we cant of be christmasing during time warring so thats what I, we request. Pice
We even invite to cebelration every that is rule of country, man mr. KO4, THATpruch dude leaderman and others whose wants to be joined in Vhechovo sbotishyes 434 christmasing seasoning by selebrators. Massage me for the detailings to knoet whats this are be details.Thamks tocheches that listen, brodcast one of speach to all that is nation to here.

King President Vhech goeing out of the out and comes bacj to his palace place. Peoples clapping and screamign his holy chech name
. King Preisdent Chech was grreating, he was one the Chech supreme awesome powerfull leading chech.
AAAAAAAA
Dova checha sa kravni na redin
-King President Mr Chech
Theres ones were this greating land called Chechilistan, these one lands of one prosperity and alot might
the land's of the chech, for its is sacred and soiled in cheching blood
home of many subchech speicies, magical place for the peoples,
the beauty of Chechilistans lying on the everywhere
Military, powerfull, now in warring
Times worrying, will strong
Chechilistan will overcome
Chechilistan will serve
Long life Chechilistan!
AAAAAAAA

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happy newa ear

Postby Chechilistan » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:53 am

Ko4 and chech 434 are celebrate holdays, peoples are dance and funny and all. Such a celebrate! Whats more, ko4es and cheches were have ceased fires upon war to play celebrate, what a condintion... cheches stoping hate agasnt dirty animolians for party and to eat, share meal and this. On chechmas day on 25st dekember king president Chech himself was on the giving a speak. He have wish all a merry Checvhmas and celebratiorials taking place, famous chech singers Popoa Mulgavorka and mister Korplio Korpilo were sing a songs on state stage at Chechovo Sborisnhte. Party harding, powerfull T-72B3s give barrageing in oner of happening. On new years many firework were been sent to fire, causing massive boom and applause. Ko4 and chech watch outsidfe Chechovo Sborishte, hoping war is to continue after that. alll is well, even Mr. Chech dance wiht soldats of death tat were cehch and kor4 peopels. Legendary saying says, Mr. Chech king the presdient were dance so hard he even saw shtorks, ancient unknowns. Date is 2dn, Januar ,ko4 chehc creaturlingers still are party like no tommmorwo, like theres no stopping literal 24/7 dance and eat meat, party and rockets. Tanks and vehicels drive around in circle marking end of eyar. Happy neaw ear.!

War is continue to be on 3rd.
AAAAAAAA
Dova checha sa kravni na redin
-King President Mr Chech
Theres ones were this greating land called Chechilistan, these one lands of one prosperity and alot might
the land's of the chech, for its is sacred and soiled in cheching blood
home of many subchech speicies, magical place for the peoples,
the beauty of Chechilistans lying on the everywhere
Military, powerfull, now in warring
Times worrying, will strong
Chechilistan will overcome
Chechilistan will serve
Long life Chechilistan!
AAAAAAAA

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Postby Lotylay » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:51 pm

After repair delays caused by a piece of equipment dropping from a crane, the LSS Utopia has finished repairs and the 2nd Lotylayian Carrier Strike Group is ready to return to its Area of Operations off The Coast of Madekistan.
RIP all former roles :(

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