General Valentijn Apologises. Also, Dinner. [Open, IC]

[Stanier]

“Well, that wasn’t very polite. I’m just trying to sit here.” She grabbed his phone and crushed it in her hand. “That’s better.”

*Watching as the Harvester crushes his Nokia Lumia* "Sarà un cattivo nato!, that was a 180 Asea phone you supernatural broad!" - Sing exclaimed as he crouched to pick up the phone's remains from the ground

*Watching as Sing picks up the phone's remains* "Considering she's a supernatural being and that that's a low-budget phone it held up pretty well, how does it look to you?" - Ennio asked Sing

*Staring at Ennio with a "Are you serious" look* "What the f*** do you think?!, she almost made the phone flat!, the battery is spilling Lithium all over the floor and the screen is spilling something too!, at least the f***in' SD and SIM slot are alright, I'm gonna take the cards out, the SD has some photos and data that I don't want to lose, but I backed everything up on OneDrive anyways" - Sing said as he was extracting both the SIM and SD card from the remains of the Nokia

"Well, look at the bright side, you have another reason to buy a new phone now" - Ennio stated

*Standing up* "Yeah; as if a f***in' cracked screen and the carrier locking wasn't enough, well, that Nokia 2 is gonna be the first thing I'm gonna look up" - Sing told Ennio

"Seriously?, another Nokia?, and a entry-level one?, jeez, why don't you buy an S8 or a Honor 6X like I would or if you really want another Nokia, at least buy the top-tier one!" - Ennio exclaimed

"First off: I don't trust Samsung or Huawei like I trust Nokia regarding durability and quality, secondly: I know that the Nokia 2 is a fair deal for 103 Aseas because Franco has one, and finally: The new Nokia phones aren't filled of bloatware like any Samsung or Huawei phone" - Sing replied

"Fine, it's your damn money anyways" - Ennio said in a disgruntled tone

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"I know that you might find it amazing but, seriously, your outfit remembers me of some latin american dictator from the 1950s" - Sing said

"Meh, for me it just looks like a general from a military junta" - Ennio stated

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*Looking at Mac amazed* "What the f***?, that's some of the strongest whiskey Stanier can offer!, but well, you're some sort of god or somethin', so I shouldn't complain 'bout it" - Sing exclaimed

*Laughing a bit* "HA!, looks like it's gonna take more than a bottle of Humphrey Whiskey to take you down Mac!" - Ennio said

[Valentine Z]

-Snip-

Valentijn lets out a small chuckle, as Sing finishes his sentence, “Hahaha, kid, he says… Come on, isn’t my voice deep enough?” Valentijn always imagine himself to have the voice of Reinhardt from Overwatch, except being severely distorted and tinny, the former due to the radiation damaging his vocal chords, and for the latter because he was in his suit.

“Well, whatever you have, I will take it!” he exclaimed, “Thank you very much, my friends! Seems like you are always prepared for booze emergencies, eh?”

-Snip-

“Ooh, hello there!” Valentijn exclaimed with excitement. He simply could not believe that there were still people coming in; not that he minds, since it’s always good to see new people, “Well, come on in, Sir! There’s still plenty of food and wine for everyone! Most of us are in the Entertainment Room, watching a movie… well, was watching a movie, really… the disc had quite a dent on it.”

-Snip-

In the meantime, another one of Valentijn’s familiar faces came in. This time, he was wearing a Golden Sash, and was seen gliding in into the main hallway. He landed with quite a loud thud, rattling some of the silverware. He greeted Valentijn, completely out of breath.

“Ah, hello there, Mr. Tadeusz! Yes, it’s been very long indeed! Well, I am fine, you know? Got possessed, killed a few times, I guess I have to get used to that sometimes… Anyway, why don’t you take a seat first in the Entertainment Room? Maybe get something to eat too, since you sound really tired!” Valentijn could not help but feel that Tadeusz’s voice sounds a little… odd. Perhaps he was too simply out of breath, or… something. He couldn’t quite pinpoint what.

-Snip-

Just as he was escorting the new guests into the Entertainment Room, Valentijn heard a loud crash coming from one of the upper windows. As expected, somebody has broken the window and grappled in.

“Mein Gott, not again,” Valentijn mumbled, “10/10 for dramatic entrance, but 0/10 for damaged property. Ah wells, it can always be fixed later! People come first before property.”

“Well, you are not, my friend!” he said it out louder this time to the visitor, “I am Valentijn, and you would be? Actually, you can always introduce me while you are having some light refreshments! Perhaps you would like to make your way to the Entertainment Room?”

-Snip-

While walking midway, Valentijn noticed yet another portal coming in. This time, it was enough to garner Clarissa’s attention, who got up and checked out the portal. Out came a triangular piece of machinery, which seems to be making a rather unusual clicking noises on a constant basis.

“Erm, hello there!” Clarissa introduced this time, “I am Clarissa, and that big guy right there is Valentijn! Welcome to our party, and… mind if I ask who you are?”

The singular eye and the red lights were startling Clarissa for a brief moment, but she was never to judge someone by appearance, so she went on with doing her usual schtick – smiling and waving.

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In the meantime, as Valentijn made his way back into the Entertainment Room, he found himself in the middle of a rather vocal conflict – there seemed to be a shattered phone pieces lying around, but other than that, no one seems to be hurt… for the moment, anyway. It wasn’t so much foreshadowing, so much so as Valentijn was simply afraid that sooner or later, another fight might erupt again. And he already had enough with it for a single night.

“Whoa, whoa, guys!” Valentijn exclaimed, “What just happened here? And err… Mr. Sing, was that your phone? Is that… scheisse! Everyone stay clear from that puddle of battery fluids! Mandy, please go and get the cleaning supplies! And please ask Clarissa to come and help me out. I need her to analyse the floor, see how much of it is affected, and how much to clear!”

“I’m on it, Val!” Mandy shouted out, as she quickly ran behind the bar and into the closet.

[Molvaniia]

"Hey Valentijn! What's it been, 30 years? Want some of my homemade potato vodka?" Vladislav pekar would say calmly.

[Arctica-Aleutia]

Marty and his family had been gone for a while for some important reason. Marty returned with his girlfriend Melody, a vampire. Shortly after walking in, he saw the infamous Entity 0, and froze. He did not become afraid often, but on the rare occasion he encountered something that could destroy him it struck him cold.

Marty: "Oh, no... not like this..."

[The Rapture Republic]

Victor wrapped his scarf around his neck and walked into the room with most room.Never saw a map or anything, he was clueless, except for the entertainment room.Victor gazed at everyone with an eerie smile with his eyes being coal-black."The Killing Hour is nearing." he warned with his voice being frozen to the touch of his words.The Killing Hour would bed defined as a warning: For Victor is planning to massacre every living thing in this party with a hell of a fight to achieve this genocide, but until this happens-- people must be alert at all times when the peace state of the Vonstein Butcher has concluded.

[Arctica-Aleutia]

Victor wrapped his scarf around his neck and walked into the room with most room.Never saw a map or anything, he was clueless, except for the entertainment room.Victor gazed at everyone with an eerie smile with his eyes being coal-black."The Killing Hour is nearing." he warned with his voice being frozen to the touch of his words.The Killing Hour would bed defined as a warning: For Victor is planning to massacre every living thing in this party with a hell of a fight to achieve this genocide, but until this happens-- people must be alert at all times when the peace state of the Vonstein Butcher has concluded.

Marty snapped out of his fearful state and whirled around to face Victor.

"Oh no you don't. I will fly you to Jupiter and drop you into the gas clouds if you lay a hand on anyone. You know there wouldn't be anything you could do about it, so lay off."

[Higher Japan]

"Kukuku, this energy... fresh souls of power." Entity 0 said, quickly drawing her blade as it glowed with a weird aura. "If i could i would harvest all of your souls, right here, right now. Starting with you." She said, pointing to no one as she jumped backwards before disappearing and reappearing close to Marty. "Oh your soul...will power this thing for years to come." As she said this, she warped away once again back to where she was.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Victor wrapped his scarf around his neck and walked into the room with most room.Never saw a map or anything, he was clueless, except for the entertainment room.Victor gazed at everyone with an eerie smile with his eyes being coal-black."The Killing Hour is nearing." he warned with his voice being frozen to the touch of his words.The Killing Hour would bed defined as a warning: For Victor is planning to massacre every living thing in this party with a hell of a fight to achieve this genocide, but until this happens-- people must be alert at all times when the peace state of the Vonstein Butcher has concluded.

Marty snapped out of his fearful state and whirled around to face Victor.

"Oh no you don't. I will fly you to Jupiter and drop you into the gas clouds if you lay a hand on anyone. You know there wouldn't be anything you could do about it, so lay off."

"Culie, pass me the berries," Mac said before the crusader's dragon familiar then delivered to the deity what seemed to be a large blackberry, which took up all of the space in the palm of his (fairly small) hand, "I frequently state that I'm allergic to artificially-sweetened foods because I don't want to accidentally go on a murderous sugar-fueled rampage!" He casually laughed off the idea like it was a joke after this before continuing. "Course, these berries are an exception. When my past self got some in his mouth when we were visiting a village, it was a disaster! Closed down their mines for quite a while & emptied their granaries. At least their neighboring island got some supplies to them in time."

Once more, he casually laughed as though the idea of destroying a village's food stocks & closing their mines was but a simple joke. "Last time I went on my own rampage, the whole place got destroyed, & it's made to survive a nuke directly hitting it while also keeping out the fallout! In other words, they would have made a movie about me obliterating Paradise, Nevada had news gotten out. Followed by a widely-despised sequel whose sole purpose is special effects showing me removing Paris. Or Rome. Or London. One of the 200 some major cities."

[Netherspace]

Marty and his family had been gone for a while for some important reason. Marty returned with his girlfriend Melody, a vampire. Shortly after walking in, he saw the infamous Entity 0, and froze. He did not become afraid often, but on the rare occasion he encountered something that could destroy him it struck him cold.

Marty: "Oh, no... not like this..."

The Harvester sighed.“Why is it that everyone is acting like the angry robot triangle is a goddess of death? That’s my job!”

“Probably because you look more like a human.”

“Oh yeah, you’re right.” Then, she suddenly transformed into this.

"Kukuku, this energy... fresh souls of power." Entity 0 said, quickly drawing her blade as it glowed with a weird aura. "If i could i would harvest all of your souls, right here, right now. Starting with you." She said, pointing to no one as she jumped backwards before disappearing and reappearing close to Marty. "Oh your soul...will power this thing for years to come." As she said this, she warped away once again back to where she was.

“Oh no you don’t! The souls of the dead belong to me. If you try to take that ghost’s soul, I’ll cut you in half.”

The Guardian simply sighed. “Why does every party we go to have to end with you cutting someone in half?”

[Arctica-Aleutia]

"Kukuku, this energy... fresh souls of power." Entity 0 said, quickly drawing her blade as it glowed with a weird aura. "If i could i would harvest all of your souls, right here, right now. Starting with you." She said, pointing to no one as she jumped backwards before disappearing and reappearing close to Marty. "Oh your soul...will power this thing for years to come." As she said this, she warped away once again back to where she was.

Marty: "Oh, no you don't. Begone, foul beast... help..."

“Oh no you don’t! The souls of the dead belong to me. If you try to take that ghost’s soul, I’ll cut you in half.”

The Guardian simply sighed. “Why does every party we go to have to end with you cutting someone in half?”

Marty: "... What do you mean by 'that ghost's soul'? I am a soul.
...
that statement probably didn't help matters did it..."

Melody: "No, it probably didn't."

[Molvaniia]

Vladislav would turn to look at marty, "Please ignore these Гнилые орехи, if you want to be safe, sit next to me, we can talk about today's politics over my homemade potato vodka!" Vladislav would say

[Wolflandil]

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"Valentijn, I am sorry to hear about the possession, but I am happy you are back to your usual joyful self.You should come see Sheremetyevo sometime.Vladimir Clock tower is a real sight to behold."

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"It would not be wise to take that tone " Tadeusz Voice rang out in a powerful and sinister manor, sending chills down the spines of many. His voice changed back to a somewhat relaxed tone. "I will be in the entertainment room"