Ataster System, Huerdaen Star Empire
Delta Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy
16 hours after overthrow of Bavinese Senate
Jump.
Recharge.
Jump.
Recharge.
The life of a communications buoy is largely uneventful. Possessing only a short-range slipstream drive and an even more limited intelligence, its only real goal in "life" was to get its cargo to someone who would listen. Preferably someone from the same nation who built it, but honestly anyone would do. And so, it jumped across the delta quadrant, broadcasting its electronic cargo while it recharged its drives in each star system before moving on.
The black egg, twenty meters long from end to end, arrived on the outskirts of the solar system. Metallic hydrogen, released from the Jovian pressures that caused its state change, accelerated from the egg's reaction control systems as it reverted back into a gaseous state. This not only cooled the egg from its high-energy violation of the laws of Einsteinian physics, but provided a low-cost, low-maintenance method of accelerating the buoy towards the system's star. It would orbit there for several hours, absorbing precious radiation and delivering its payload, before moving on.
But wait! Something in the tiny mind of the buoy clicked. Lines of code rushed through its logic processors. Its voice was not the only one in this system. Radio signals were a constant of the Milky Way - a byproduct of thousands of civilizations figuring out that information could be transmitted along electromagnetic frequencies. But these were not the garbled, incomprehensible signals of ancient broadcasts. These were fresh. Understandable. Local. This system was inhabited.
Like a flower blooming in Spring, the buoy's transmit/receive array deployed and began sending its signal in all known audio, video, and holographic formats. It was a sinister message. Chancellor Re'a Finley arguing with the Kiith ambassadors (these individuals were clearly labeled for the benefit of international audiences). The debate that began taking place all over Bavin Prime as Kaasreth Somtaaw made his proclamation. Major Armaude approaching the dais. His argument with Somtaaw. The slug thrower in his hand. Soldiers with automatic weaponry forcing the Bavinese senators from their seats. Armaude's declaration that Bavin was now his. The Kiith'sid diplomats looking defiant as they were placed in manacles and hauled off like common criminals. It broadcast the events in their entirety, unaltered, as the camera drone had recorded them. It included transmissions from the surface that its host ship, the Yeiar Paktu-sa, had intercepted as Bavin began to realize they had become an occupied territory. Included the demands the Kiith and Cetace warships made of the Aumanii Gorgons for the return of the Kiith diplomatic party.
The buoy set the transmission to repeat, and accompanied every data burst with a map and communication protocols for the Kiith Federation Expeditionary Force's territories. It fired its RCS again and angled for the planet radiating the most radio transmissions.
Its primitive mind was nearly orgasmic. The buoy had fulfilled its purpose.