Liberation of West Troptopia

[Berzerkirs]

As master of Reichfallen and allie of Hardenburgh I shall demand just 1 option,
complete and total control of West Troptopia goes to me.

Reichfallen we need to talk about your failure to familiarize me with a declaration of war.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW!!

OOC: This thread is going to get a reboot/die, so it's of no use. Also, your usage of smilies has led me to believe that you are being sarcastic.

Lets just invade EF and take over WT and get it over with.

[East Fancainia]

As master of Reichfallen and allie of Hardenburgh I shall demand just 1 option,
complete and total control of West Troptopia goes to me.

Reichfallen we need to talk about your failure to familiarize me with a declaration of war.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW!!

I cantrol WT as a protectorate, if you talk like that agian I will attack you

[Grays Harbor]

What does this WT have that makes every little nation with an axe in their hand want to take over? Chocolate covered mountains? Oil rivers? Free gumball machines? Green Orion Slave Girls?

Should war erupt, several of our filmmakers would like to conduct overflights of the battlefields to film the action. They are quite certain it will proove a hoot, and if released to theaters may well be the comedy hit of the season.

[Vici Minerva]

Im not beig sarcastic Im fucking ready to blow !!!!

[East Fancainia]

What does this WT have that makes every little nation with an axe in their hand want to take over? Chocolate covered mountains? Oil rivers? Free gumball machines? Green Orion Slave Girls?

Should war erupt, several of our filmmakers would like to conduct overflights of the battlefields to film the action. They are quite certain it will proove a hoot, and if released to theaters may well be the comedy hit of the season.

OOC: There is no real war, besides WT DOES have all those things...

[Berzerkirs]

What does this WT have that makes every little nation with an axe in their hand want to take over? Chocolate covered mountains? Oil rivers? Free gumball machines? Green Orion Slave Girls?

Should war erupt, several of our filmmakers would like to conduct overflights of the battlefields to film the action. They are quite certain it will proove a hoot, and if released to theaters may well be the comedy hit of the season.

We'll provide proper entertainment. We'll send our prisoners and convicts as troops to destroy EF's "trained" military forces. *nods*

[Satirius]

As master of Reichfallen and allie of Hardenburgh I shall demand just 1 option,
complete and total control of West Troptopia goes to me.

Reichfallen we need to talk about your failure to familiarize me with a declaration of war.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW!!

OOC: This thread is going to get a reboot/die, so it's of no use. Also, your usage of smilies has led me to believe that you are being sarcastic.

Lets just invade EF and take over WT and get it over with.

In the name of simplifying international relations from the level of the romantic web of the modern television drama into something a layman can understand, I agree.

[Satirius]

OOC: If we're going to do an Satirius-Kiojin vs. EF+WT+Guilt-tripped international community war RP, we should coordinate by TG to avoid Great Nepal coming in and n00king everyone. All of us.

[Vici Minerva]

On the lighter side, would anyone like to join the Glorious Arena?

[Grays Harbor]

What does this WT have that makes every little nation with an axe in their hand want to take over? Chocolate covered mountains? Oil rivers? Free gumball machines? Green Orion Slave Girls?

Should war erupt, several of our filmmakers would like to conduct overflights of the battlefields to film the action. They are quite certain it will proove a hoot, and if released to theaters may well be the comedy hit of the season.

We'll provide proper entertainment. We'll send our prisoners and convicts as troops to destroy EF's "trained" military forces. *nods*

Crown Entertainment™ will be contacting you for the film rights. This will be better than "Bowling for Refrigerators"!

[Grays Harbor]

OOC: If we're going to do an Satirius-Kiojin vs. EF+WT+Guilt-tripped international community war RP, we should coordinate by TG to avoid Great Nepal coming in and n00king everyone. All of us.

Great Nepal, n00b of the decade. LOL


sorry, couldn't resist.

[Marzeron]

I'm not guilt tripped. I was doing it for the lulz. And maybe some land...

[Vici Minerva]

What does this WT have that makes every little nation with an axe in their hand want to take over? Chocolate covered mountains? Oil rivers? Free gumball machines? Green Orion Slave Girls?

[Sebastianalandia]

It has come to our attention that there will be a landgrab/telivision comedy involving some crazy Nazis invading a small country with no say in the whole affair.

We want in. What can we do?


EDIT: We got enough troops to spare a dozen million or so for an invasion of Richfallen. We've been promising our soldiers a television role for years...

[Anemos Major]

It has come to our attention that there will be a landgrab/telivision comedy involving some crazy Nazis invading a small country with no say in the whole affair.

We want in. What can we do?


EDIT: We got enough troops to spare a dozen million or so for an invasion of Richfallen. We've been promising our soldiers a television role for years...

OOC: 12,000,000? Really? Because that seems like lulFAIL to me.

[Sharfghotten]

It has come to our attention that there will be a landgrab/telivision comedy involving some crazy Nazis invading a small country with no say in the whole affair.

We want in. What can we do?


EDIT: We got enough troops to spare a dozen million or so for an invasion of Richfallen. We've been promising our soldiers a television role for years...

OOC: 12,000,000? Really? Because that seems like lulFAIL to me.

Wow, your army must be dirt poor if it's sustaining >12,000,000. And your economy must be in total collapse.

[Satirius]

It has come to our attention that there will be a landgrab/telivision comedy involving some crazy Nazis invading a small country with no say in the whole affair.

We want in. What can we do?


EDIT: We got enough troops to spare a dozen million or so for an invasion of Richfallen. We've been promising our soldiers a television role for years...

OOC: 12,000,000? Really? Because that seems like lulFAIL to me.

Wow, your army must be dirt poor if it's sustaining >12,000,000. And your economy must be in total collapse.

That is only slightly above .5% of his pop. 1% of 1 billion=10,000,000, and he has 2.18 billion. Of course, committing this much is taking a major portion out of his troops, and it could be a Chinese Army equivalent with tons and tons of cheap equipment.

[Alexiandra]

As prime minister of the Federation I declare that we will not willingly go to war, but if we need to we WILL defend ourselves.

[Anemos Major]

It has come to our attention that there will be a landgrab/telivision comedy involving some crazy Nazis invading a small country with no say in the whole affair.

We want in. What can we do?


EDIT: We got enough troops to spare a dozen million or so for an invasion of Richfallen. We've been promising our soldiers a television role for years...

OOC: 12,000,000? Really? Because that seems like lulFAIL to me.

Wow, your army must be dirt poor if it's sustaining >12,000,000. And your economy must be in total collapse.

That is only slightly above .5% of his pop. 1% of 1 billion=10,000,000, and he has 2.18 billion. Of course, committing this much is taking a major portion out of his troops, and it could be a Chinese Army equivalent with tons and tons of cheap equipment.

OOC:... Think about it this way. 12,000,000 on a foreign deployment would require about three to four times that in logistics at the very least.

[Alexiandra]

It has come to our attention that there will be a landgrab/telivision comedy involving some crazy Nazis invading a small country with no say in the whole affair.

We want in. What can we do?


EDIT: We got enough troops to spare a dozen million or so for an invasion of Richfallen. We've been promising our soldiers a television role for years...

just attack if you want.

[Alexiandra]

OOC: WT is my protectorate, so this war is invalid, stand down or I will use force(unless you're attacking reichfallen)

Wait...so CoNS is occupying Troptopia now? They are psychos! This is just what they wanted!

[Satirius]

OOC: WT is my protectorate, so this war is invalid, stand down or I will use force(unless you're attacking reichfallen)

Wait...so CoNS is occupying Troptopia now? They are psychos! This is just what they wanted!

Better them than you or IOG. Especially IOG.

[Vakolic]

OOC: If we're going to do an Satirius-Kiojin vs. EF+WT+Guilt-tripped international community war RP, we should coordinate by TG to avoid Great Nepal coming in and n00king everyone. All of us.

OOC: WT is my protectorate, so this war is invalid, stand down or I will use force(unless you're attacking reichfallen)

Wait...so CoNS is occupying Troptopia now? They are psychos! This is just what they wanted!

Better them than you or IOG. Especially IOG.

OOC: why not have a few n00bs in? Adds some comedy to the whole thing.

[Alexiandra]

They are obviously power hungry. Anyway good riddance WT. You were a thorn.

[Almaniania]

We at the Coalition have an announcement to make.
WE ARE NOT OCCUPYING TROPTOPIA. This is all East Fancainia's own doing. We play no part in this other than exiling West Troptopia from the Coalition.
I warned East Fancainia he was nothing but trouble... and yet he refused.
Which is why we are not helping him if he gets into trouble.