"BREAKING NEWS, HAS A NEW PANDEMIC HAS ARRIVED?"
Quickly of course you click on it to open it, but as soon as you enter your password, your phone dies. So, you decide to go see what this pandemic all about by watching the news network on the TV. As you turn on the TV you see the ancor talking. "If your just joining us now there is a disease going around the world today, as it seems a new disease in which the victims have unusally large heads do things that are just not human. They have yet to attack anyone but they act so... animal like. They walk on their hands and feet, they eat like a sheep, they just act like an animal.
It appears to be spreading fast as all you need is to touch someone and within a week and you act like them. The disease has been spotted in 3 places, the first place is mexico. It seems dozens of Arstotzmerikans have been seen with this disease. But that report came in yesterday, who knows how many have been infected? The second place is in the moutians of china, where the situation is the same as mexico. The final place is in australia, where it seems the disease is, unlike in China and Mexico, spreading by the 100's hourly, prehaps it does better in heat?
This is Channel 8 news, and remember, we always will keep you on the 8 ball.
