World War IX (AP only)

[The Communistic Empire]

===The Communistic Times===

8 September

The Communistic Empire declares war on The Dictatorship of The Really Really Dark Side of the moon

We are at war with The Dictatorship of the Really Really Dark Side of the moon!
At 0:47 an unknown flying object approached from The Dictatorship of the Really Really Dark Side of the moon and crossed the border.
It appeared to be a very fast and annoying fly and it took to hours before they could catch and exterminate it.
According to the Limitation-of The-Influence-of-The-Fly-on-The-Global-Economy Act, it is illegal for flies to cross the border and the country of origin is responsible, so this is considered an act of violence!
At 6pm, our beloved leader Emperor Maximilian declared war on The Dictatorship of the Really Really Dark Side of the moon.
They have not responded yet, but we will keep you up to date.

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

The following text is an official communiqué of The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

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September 9th, 2017

From the desk of
Kofi Annan III
Appointed minister of foreign affairs
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

To whomever it concerns in The Communistic Empire,

After speaking with our Glorious Dictator Esteban T. Groves, we can officially reply that we are flabbergasted by your declaration of war. Your act is way out of line as a response towards an act totally out our control. However, to remedy this, we have placed 1.000 hidden batteries of Space Lasers on our Glorious Borders of our colonies known as the former republics of China and Korea where our nations accidentally meet.



These Space Lasers will annihilate all life trying to cross our borders -in any direction- in less then 0.0000001µs, including the so-called terran fly mentioned in your communiqué.

We hereby offer you a period of 47 of your terran hours to send your official apologies and to revoke your declaration. (ergo 09:14 AM Mon Sep 11 2017 according to your calendar)

(signed)

Kofi Annan III
Appointed minister of foreign affairs
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

[The Communistic Empire]

Announcement of his majesty Maximilian, Emperor of The Communistic Empire to his people
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon sent us an ultimatum in which they ask us to excuse us for or declaration of war.
But only a coward would revoke his decision and we are a proud, brave nation of strong people and we will not give up!
We will go to the end, even if it takes us blood, toil and tears to reach our goal!
We declared war to them and war it will be. Alea iacta est!
End of announcement

[The Communistic Empire]

Telegram to the Nations

Dear fellow Nationstates,

The Communistic Empire is at war with The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon.
We need support and supplies in this war and we would appreciate your support.
If you want to join us in our battle against this cruel violating of our rights, please left your Nationname, name and title of your leader, numbers of soldiers, navy, airforce and the country you want to side up with in a telegram and post in on the forum.

Sincereley,

His majesty Maximilian, Emperor of the Communistic Empire.

[The city of Stratford upon avon]

We, Queen Elisa M. Endalor of The city of Stratford upon avon, hereby let know that we will stand together with the the really really dark side of the moon in their war.

From our alliance we received 100 space lasers from which we placed 10 like this:


Lots of love,
Elisa M. Endalor

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

September 10th, 2017

From the desk of
Jean-Luc Palpatine II
Fleet Admiral in the Glorious Fleet of the Dictatorship
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

With great astonishment we received the declaration of War of The Communistic Empire. Well, so be it. If they want their silly war, they can have it.

However, according to the decretes of the World Assembly and Security Council, the The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon will not make the first move in this pitiful war which can only end in bloodshed and tears on their side of the border.



But know this:

• We armed our partners in this war so they can defend theirselves.
• We fortified our borders with the mentioned Space Lasers (amongst other measures), no less than 1000+ in number.
• We patrol our borders and seas with state of the art reconnaissance crafts, armed to the teeth
• We are ready.

All hail Supreme Dictator Esteban T. Groves, our glorious leader

(signed)

Jean-Luc Palpatine II
Fleet Admiral in the Glorious Fleet of the Dictatorship
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

[The Communistic Empire]

===The Communistic Times===

From our war correspondent

Five Imperial legions have honorably died when trying to pass the boarder defence of The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon.
They will live forever in the memory of the people they were trying to protect!

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

September 11th, 2017

From the desk of
James Cumberbatch II
Appointed Director of Intelligence Gathering
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

To whomever it concerns

We just received horrible images of enemy soldiers trying to cross our borders.
We hope, by freely distributing this security footage, that the inhabitants of the Monogolian regions will plead to their local and non-local government to put an end to this unnecessary horror. We ask the Mongolian government to not be afraid to contact us for diplomatic talks.


SECURITY CAM D245-3 10-09-2017 23:54:21

All hail Supreme Dictator Esteban T. Groves, our glorious leader

(signed)

James Cumberbatch II
Appointed Director of Intelligence Gathering
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

[The Communistic Empire]

===The Communistic Times===

11 September

From our war correspondent

Like the devils out of hell came our soldiers out of ground as a terror to the army of The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon!
At 8pm, ten legions entered Really Really Dark Side of the Moonian soil using an underground tunnel by which they could avoid the deathly lasers.
In a few hours, soldiers of five legions were able to take a few parts of the city of Altay and they are fighting to gain possession on the whole city!
The other five have spread to build bases and dig new tunnel by which new soldiers can flode into hostily soil. Death to the foe!

[The city of Stratford upon avon]

We sent a flying wolf brigade of 20 men to the city of Altay. We ask to the government of the really really dark side of the moon to let our brigade pass.

[The Communistic Empire]

The air is spangled with flying wolves...followed by some airplanes of the Imperial Airforce!!!!

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

-Meanwhile, in the Central Command of The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon-

Technician:

Sir, we are picking up a flying Wolf Pack on our Eastern Borders!

James Cumberbatch:

On screen. (...) Indeed, it must be the Wolves our ally The city of Stratford upon avon sent - Let them pass.

Technician:

But they are followed by airplanes of our foe.

James Cumberbatch:

Drop the Space Laser Barrier for the minimum amount of time to let them pass. Raise it immediately before the airplanes reach us. Dispatch some AFS's to kill off any planes that should pass.

Technician:

Aye, Sir

While James Cumberbatch is coördinating the air strikes in the East, Jean-Luc Palpatine II, Fleet Admiral in the Glorious Fleet of the Dictatorship, dispatched 20 AFS's to the city of Altay. Sirenes blaring signaled the unthinkable: the fact that every citizen of The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon is always prepared to give his or her life for the greater good... After a surgical strike, collapsing numerous enemy tunnels and buildings of our own, all of the enemies where destroyed. 347 citizens gave their lives to protect the Colonies.

After their succesful strike, Jean-Luc Palpatine II ordered the 20 AFS's to patrol the Border Zone on our side with various scanners to detect enemy soldiers with heat detection & radar images. No more tunnels. You can bet on that. Our Glorious Dictator does not tolerate mistakes...

[The city of Stratford upon avon]

The flying wolf brigade change direction to the headquarters of our ally.
They thank them for letting them pass and gives there condolences for their killed citizens.

[The Communistic Empire]

===The Communistic Times===

11 September

From our war correspondent

Woe and suffering from the front! 17 legions of our brave soldiers have been killed in action. O dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!
Just 3 legions have survived and are hiding in hostile territories. Meanwhile, The Communistic Empire pledges our enemy to repatriate the bodies of those who died. May they rest in peace!

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

September 11th, 2017

From the desk of
Kofi Annan III
Appointed minister of Foreign Affairs
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

To whomever it concerns

Today our glorious Colonies were invaded by our foe in the North. The city of Altay suffered serious casualties. 347 law-abiding citizens gave their lives for the greater good. However, all enemies were destroyed... or captured. The ashes of the vaporised legions were mailed in a standard envelope to the nation in question. We also captured 3 legions of enemy soldiers, which are currently being "debriefed" in a remote, secure unknown location.

Meanwhile, in the Colonial Capital City of Bejing a glorious parade is marching through the streets to commemorate this heroic act. Fireworks and Flying Wolfs of our ally's Brigade were seen in the skies above the streets before they flew towards the hills to their appointed Military housing.



We thank the government of The city of Stratford upon avon for their support.

All hail Supreme Dictator Esteban T. Groves, our glorious leader

(signed)

Kofi Annan III
Appointed minister of Foreign Affairs
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

[The Communistic Empire]

===The Communistic Times===

12 September

His majesty Maximilian, Emperor of The Communistic Empire visited the boarder where Monday five legions of honorable men died so cruelly.
Also, there will be erected a monument in the Capital to remember these men.

[The Communistic Empire]

Speech of his majesty Maximilian, Emperor of The Communistic Empire to the families of the victims of the boarderbeams

"We are all griefing today because of the death of this nobel men. And noble they were! They died in honor in defending the Motherland and we will never forget them!
Time will pass. Days, weeks, months, ages and eras will pass and fade, but their names will never fade from our memories!
The lasers may have burnt their bodies, but their soles will live on forever! As does our hope and our courage in fighting the enemy! Fluctuat nec mergitur!
At last, the foes will be defeated! But first, we have to burry the bodies of our brave soldiers and therefore we have asked our enemy to repatriate their bodies. Once they have obeyed our request, they will be burried and a memorial monument will be erected in the Capital.
O dulce et decorum est pro patria mori et mors honesta turpi vita potior!

End of the speech of his majesty Maximilian, Emperor of The Communistic Empire to the families of the victims of the boarderbeams

[New American Glory]

Official Statement of Our Beloved President of New America:

"We, President Li Jinping of New America, State that we wish to Remain Neutral in this Raging War.
As an Act of Humanity we Donate To both Sides Some of Our Famously Skilled and Efficient Medical Support Units, In the Hope that They will Save many Valuable Lives.
We beg to Both Nations to Put an End to this Bitter War which Results into Nothing but Grief and Pain.

May the Intirety of the Universe soon be in the Hands of Our Beloved President of New America!

His Glorious Mister President of New America, Li Jinping

[The city of Stratford upon avon]

We, queen Elisa M. Endalor of the kingdom of the city of stratford upon avon, let hear by know that we will retreat for the war and stop our help to the really really dark side of the moon. But we stay in a non aggression pack.

Love,
Queen Elisa M. Endalor

[The Communistic Empire]

Sun is shining on the quiet waves...and on the metal of one thousand ships!
A huge fleet of ships under supervision of upperadmiral Donald Trump is heading towards the coast of the former China.

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

We, queen Elisa M. Endalor of the kingdom of the city of stratford upon avon, let hear by know that we will retreat for the war and stop our help to the really really dark side of the moon. But we stay in a non aggression pack.

Love,
Queen Elisa M. Endalor

September 13th, 2017

From the desk of
Kofi Annan III
Appointed minister of Foreign Affairs
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

I, Kofi Annan, by Imperial Order of our Glorious Leader, had to post this message from our Exhalted Leader on this forum:

Dear Queen Elisa,

I personally endorse the non-aggression pact we signed.
I express the hope that we will keep up these good relations for many years to come.

Sincerely,

Esteban T. Groves
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

Sun is shining on the quiet waves...and on the metal of one thousand ships!
A huge fleet of ships under supervision of upperadmiral Donald Trump is heading towards the coast of the former China.

September 13th, 2017

From the desk of
Jean-Luc Palpatine IIl
Fleet Admiral in the Glorious Fleet of the Dictatorship
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

To the military force of The Communistic Empire approaching our colonies.

We advise you to stay in international waters or the consequences of your actions will have deplorable consequences for your terran fleet.
This is your one and only warning.

All hail Supreme Dictator Esteban T. Groves, our glorious leader

(signed)

Jean-Luc Palpatine IIl
Fleet Admiral in the Glorious Fleet of the Dictatorship
The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

[The Communistic Empire]

===The Communistic Times===

13 September

From our war correspondent

Joy and happiness, for the spacelasers of our foes are finally destroyed by the only thing that could burn them: themselves!
Yesterday, the government decided to construct a few hughe mirror-alike shields with reflecting courses with a depth of 1 km.
The mirrors were moved until they were close enough to activate the lasers. The lasers destroyed the mirrors, but a few lasersbeams reflected and destroyed a few spacelaserguns.
The boarders are open now! Soldiers were be sent into hostile terittory. Death to the foe!

[The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon]

RRNN Newfeed - 24h live broadcasting of the news of The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon

Welcome tot the Really Really News Network, RRNN.
We are a guest of Admiral Palpatine here in the Military observatory of Shenyang. From this 300m high tower, filled with the latest technology, we are in the ideal position to observe this travesty of a war.

On the right we saw a Space Turret tower being destroyed by a great big mirror in the side of The Communistic Empire. They succeeded in destroying 5 Space Turrets before the turrets refocused theirselves and shot the mirrors of the The Communistic Empire. A small hole of 1 km now exists in our Northern border where ground troops with AT-1's are now covering the line.

On the left we saw a fleet of ships entering our National Waters.
AFS-1's, the giant flying saucers of the The Really Really Dark Side of the Moon were approaching the ships.
The Space Turrets of both Korea's, located on the shores, refocused and shot bright beams towards the water 10m in front of each ships. The AFS-1's are emitting microwaves towards the sea surrounding the enemy ships.

OH - MY - GOD!

A really strange phenomenon is now visible, ladies and gentlemen, almost unbelievable! The sea around the fleet of The Communistic Empire is starting to boil! The ships are... melting... Water is evaporating, water is boiling beyond its boiling point and becoming a superheated plasma... Ships are melting like chocolate. Officers are screaming.

Where there 10 minutes ago was a mighty fleet, ... there is none...

Back to our studio now.

Roger Symouns, RRNN out.

[The Communistic Empire]

Sun is shining over the waves...and the melted ships. The whole sea is spangled with melted ships, struck by hostile microwaves! Not a single ship have survived.
But a few kilometres away, ten Imperial ships are floating on the waves facing the shore of Japan. They are still in international waters an none of the UFO's has noticed them for they were all busy melting the big fleet. Ten men per ship are diving into the sea and are swimming under water to the Japanese shore.
They are all wearing special suits that are spreading a liquid that cools down the water around them, so their body temperature is hidden and sensors can't notice them.
Once they left the boats, the latter are heading towards The Communistic Empire.
The soldiers are swimming and swimming, untill they reach an underwater cave under Japanese soil. They enter the cave an wait. And wait, wait wait...