Global Security Conference – reception for attendees and press,
Henrician Palace,
Bayside,
Loweport
17 July 2017
It seemed to Prince Michael that he had never worked so hard in his life. The year before, he’d thought that his final year exam as an International Relations student in University College Loweport was hard work. Having discovered a talent for the field, he’d decided to work for the subsequent two years as an unpaid part-time intern in the Foreign Office, while studying for a Masters degree. By and large, he’d worked to a relatively leisurely schedule – a couple of hours a week at the university attending lectures and seminars, a few days at the office, then it’s student parties at the weekends.
With the impending Global Security Conference drawing ever nearer, however, it was all hands on deck at the Foreign Office. Michael spent the first weeks of his summer holiday running errands, drawing up spreadsheets, proof-reading menus and otherwise working on a thousand different varieties of mind-numbing petty administrata which the higher-ups in the ministry saw fit to foist upon the lowly interns, even those who were supposedly part of the Analysis Team and thus normally above photocopying. He knew that he could have gotten out of it by the judicious employment of a quiet word with certain individuals. However, he also knew that this sort of thing isn’t looked upon very kindly, not least by his father. Reigning, he always said, is the family trade, and in the ultimate analysis it is essentially a very elaborate form of PR. Having reigned for nearly a thousand years, the House of Arthurius knew their trade by heart, and a core part of that is to never give the impression that one is shirking from one’s duty.
Still, there are other ways he could put his lofty station to good use. After all the hard work he had put in, he was determined to enjoy the fruits of his labour. And so, he had himself invited to the formal reception held at the great hall of the Henrician Palace for all the attendees to the conference. Built in the 16th century, partly destroyed by incendiary bombs during the Great Fascist War, then painstakingly restored to its full historic glory in the 60’s, the Palace is mainly a museum and tourist destination these days, when it is not used for occasions of state.
Michael took a Martini from one of the wandering footmen and relaxed into a corner. His father would giving a speech later, which he’d helped to write. He would also try to talk to some of the other delegates later who, hopefully somewhat disarmed after a few drinks, would be more willing to divulge some critical information. For now, he was content to keep a low profile, observe, and wait. Until, that is, he felt a tap on his shoulder.
“Well, if it isn’t Mikey, all grown up in a slim cut jacket and a … skinny tie. Not sure about that.” His sister, Elbareth Arthurius, Princess of the Shield, was elegantly attired in her blue grey Commonwealth Air Force Mess Dress, though she went slightly off-book by wearing trousers rather than the strictly regulatory skirt, as if to make a statement. It also features brand new shoulder tabs, featuring two bars, signifying her recent promotion to the rank of Flight Lieutenant. “Up to no good as usual, I bet? Scoping out the more eligible ladies in the Vannoisian team? You people in the Foreign Office have heard of the term ‘honey pot’, right?”
“It’s ‘know thy enemy’, isn’t it, my oh-so-martial sister? Don’t they teach you that at that planes school place our loyal taxpayers paid for?” Michael replied with typical nonchalance. “The more I time I have to observe my counterparts in the other delegations, the easier it’d be for me to obtain valuable intel when I go talk to them later.”
“Valuable intel? You mean her e-mail address? Or hotel room number?” Michael gave her a princely but discreet middle finger before deigning to respond. “Or what they think about the missiles-reduction proposal, or the wording of the non-aggression resolution. Things like that. Hopefully, they’re serving enough Martinis tonight that I can isolate and chat up one of the Liothidia or Merovinia team members.”
“Liothidia drives a hard bargain, but I think they’re fundamentally rational people. At least, I get what they’re thinking,” said Elbareth pensively as she sipped her own drink. “The Merovinians, though…they’re…”
“A difficult lot,” said Michael diplomatically.
“More like they scare the shit out of me,” Elbareth said with an ironic chuckle. “Do you think anything will come of this prodigious expenditure of taxpayer money?”
“It’s always worth trying to reduce tension. But prohibiting the deployment of surface to surface missiles between 300-6,000km range on the Balisarian continent? That will never happen unless both Merovinia and Liothidia to go along with it, and neither will take their hand off the trigger first. Still, it’s worth a try. Unlike an ICBM, due to their short flight time and flat trajectory, medium range or intermediate range missile gives you nearly no warning before the warheads land. Being able to blow away your opposition at the drop of a hat makes a first strike an all-too-tempting prospect.”
“Without the medium-range missiles ban, the non-aggression stuff is just so much rhetoric, isn’t it?”
“Maybe, but at the end of the day, that’s what politics is all about, isn’t it? Power is the foundation, but perception is the superstructure. Never underestimate the moral highgounrd.”
“Perhaps. Anyway, we better go meet and greet. Duties of the host and all.”