Strelitzian World Forum (Strelitzia Only)

[CoalMiner]

Following with it allies CoalMiner also declares war on Lochston. CoalMiner starts to send CSUV-C4's and CSUV-A7's on the beach their mission is to create a shelter from counter attacks CSUV-M8's bring up the rear they carry both CoalMiner tunnel infantry divisions along with multiple engineer corps to build and maintain the new tunnel systems. CoalMiner subs begin to sink Lochston ships both military and civilian.

[The Norwegian Lands]

Researchers at the SARC are keeping track of the temperatures at the North Pole. The temperatures being recorded are as much as 20 degrees Fahrenheit higher than estimates for the North Pole in late winter made 10 years prior. Research will continue up to and including Saturday (real time) and the Strelitzian Arctic Research Commission's final report will be released at the Tallinn climate change conference on Sunday (also real time).

[Bose Beep]

We the country of Bose Beep to show off its might and anounce its presence launches a small rocket in to the sky at no one in particular. Unfortunately due to bad planing the rocket hit a internet satellite taking out the country's internet connections for a month.

[Brysterion]

brysterion condemns the actions of the invaders but says they will not risk the lives of their soldiers. but they would be willing to serve as a mediator to help reach a resolution to this conflict

[Bose Beep]

Due to boredom in country of Bose Beep caused by recent Internet outage the people of Bose Beep began studying maps. I pine close inspection they set their hearts on taking what was thought to be an uninhabited island of the coast of Alaska. Our country's leaders agreed to sent a small naval brigade to take it over. Upone arrival they found suprizingly well armed natives which managed to take out a quarter of the brigade. Once the leaders of our county heard this new they decided to launch a full scale assault on this island. The natives fraught well but were no match for five destroyer class ships hundreds of landing boats and one aircraft carrier. The attack was successful and the island was claimed am named the island of jerks after its pain in the ass natives. The news outlets of Bose Beep called this attack "A huge waste of expenses" and "Unnecessary overkill" but the leaders of Bose Beep had no regrets. so that island is mine now right?

[Lochston]

Due to the resent attacks on New Zealand, Doug dimmadome jumps into his "coalminer time warper" TM. He resets time back 3 days in order to warn himself of the impending attack. When the day of the attack comes lochston is ready and destroys all opposition in only a few minutes.

Now for the non God modded version.

Due to the resent attacks on New Zealand, Doug dimmadome instructs his people to dump everything they have into the oceans. Trash, valuables, cars, houses and any pollutant they can get their hands on.

Dump trucks start taking trash from the landfills toward the ocean and oil tankers unload everything they have.

The ecological damage will effect the whole world, the worlds fishing industry will be damaged heavily and boats/Submarines will no longer be able to pass through the area with ease.

The clean up will take years.

After the disaster, dimmadome tells the people to surrender to the attacking forces.

[Bose Beep]

After planing to move massive amounts of land to connect Bose Beep's new island to Alaska the leaders of Bose Beep see oportnity in Dimadomes recent "waste disposal". Bose Beep sends ships to gather the massive amounts of trash and use it to form a trash bridge between Jerk island and Alaska.

[Lochston]

Doug Dimmadome contacts Bose Beep asking for him to take in the population of Lochston and save them from the horrors of war. If Bose Beep agrees it will surely strengthen their economy by adding many skilled workers to their nations workforce.

[Bose Beep]

Bose Beep accepts Doug Dimmadomes people. Unfortunately this has lead to massive overcrowding. The new citizens of Bose beep are tasked with collecting the garbage that was spilled and using it to create enough land on Jerk Island for them to live on.

[The Ziron Empire]

The sounds of explosions that shook Lochston finally come to a stop. However, the silence leaves as quick as it came. Zironian and Mellonesian Cargo Helicopters leave the aircraft carriers and rocket towards the island. The soldiers are deployed in major cities over New Zealand, Australia, and the surrounding islands. Military Vehicles and AFVs are moved to the beeches of the islands, where they are sent to quash any uprisings that stem from the people anger. Destroyers begin to patrol the waters, detaining any found civilians and military personnel that attempt to leave the nation. Many craft make it out of the nation, but some are moved back to the mainland. Citizens are to remain in their homes during the change of government in order to prevent unwanted casualties. The Zironian and Mellonesian Navy have stationed themselves around New Zealand and watch for any signs of a possible counterattack.

Back at home, the nation is celebrating the end of a short conflict. Aircraft are leaving for Lochston to announce its new arrival into the Ziron Empire. The nation of Nerf Mellons and the Ziron Empire are currently discussing the land claims, and it is expected to be resolved over the next coming days.

[Bose Beep]

The nation of Bose Beep positions large amounts of naval craft to the west of the Ziron Empires new land Australia in an aggressive manner

[CoalMiner]

CoalMiner subs seeing Bose Beep ships posing a threat to an allies fleet CoalMiner sends a message to the lead ship telling them to turn back or they will be sent to the bottom of the sea

[The Ziron Empire]

A stressed soldier is sent to the bridge of the IZS Wallace. He carries a bundle of papers in his hands.

He speaks in a rushed tone.
"Admiral Hannibal! We've detected Bose Neep Naval Focres approaching our location."

Hannibal looked to the soldier. He was confused. This was an odd military strategy.
"Do they have a death wish? Our navy outmatched them ten to one! Get me a transmission to their Naval Officer immediately."

A few buttons are pushed and a video call is sent to the Bose Beep Naval Fleet. Hannibal stands in a room, smiling, and ready to address the enemy force.

"Greeting Bose Beep Navy Fleet! I am Emperor Hannibal of the Imperial Zironian Navy. It appears you are entering our waters with hostile intentions. The two biggest military powers are currently in these waters. You will stand down."

He gestures to one of the officers. The officer nods and pushes a few buttons on a keyboard. Images are shown of the Zironian Navy and its arsenal. The display shows missiles, aircraft, and submarines of all types.

"Consider this a warming. If you do not comply, we will sink your fleet before your own eyes. We have the firepower and the technology to do so. This is in your best interest. Do not test me."

The broadcast ends.

The Zironian Navy scrambles SU-33s to intercept the Bose Beep Navy. If given the instruction, they will engage the fleet. Destroyers and Cruisers sit ever patiently, waiting for the chance to attack the enemy fleet and defend their own.

[CoalMiner]

CoalMiner subs are in position to decimate the Bose Beep fleet with the right command

[Bose Beep]

Bose Beep's naval team leaves as strangely as they came but in all the excitement many small landing craft managed to land on the east of Australia undetected and rescue many Dimmadome refugees.

[Denathor]

General Asgard and his fleet are now heading back to Denathor. However, Brigadier Kennedy will remain behind to continue to observe the colonization process. Denathor is also watching the situation in Australia anxiously. They don't want another world war on their hands.

[Lochston]

doug dimmadome hands the deed to the city to the zrionian people while muttering "dimma-damnit", he boards one of the last ships leaving the country and never returns.

Dale Dimmadome, (Dougs son) has started a small group dedicated to the freeing of Lochston. But the group is still small and undetectable.

RIP Lochston (until the next forum)

[Bose Beep]

Bose Beep beefs up its coastal defences with both ships and land mounted artillery in both the home land and Jerk Island. Though Bose Beep hopes there is no attack they cannot be certain.

[The Norwegian Lands]

TNL condemns the Lochstonian action. Pres. Ulsrud referred requests for comment to Environment and Energy Minister Adelaide Jakobsen, who said that Lochston's actions are what the SARC project is hoping to avoid, and to Justice Minister Viktor Knudsen, who says an arrest warrant has been issued for Doug Dimmadome. Charges of large-scale illegal dumping, which carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison. He will be arrested if caught in Norwegian Landish territory or territorial waters, but added the case will likely be taken up by the Strelitzian International Criminal Court if Dimmadome is ever caught.

[Nerf Mellons]

New Zealand

Nerf Mellonesian Occupation forces scour the island in search of resistance groups, brutally crushing any dissidents.

Alaska

Upon seeing the Bose Beep fleet, National Guard units are mobilized to deal with this new threat. If the building of the trash bridge continues, the Bose Beep settlement will be wiped out

[Bose Beep]

Bose Beep would like to inform Nerf Melons that the island that was taken over did not belong to you and that we have no hostile intentions we just need to make room for the large influx of people we just received.

[Nerf Mellons]

Nerf Mellons would like to remind Bose Beep that all territory within 12 nautical miles of Nerf Mellons is sovereign territory, and anything within this territory is subject to Nerf Mellonesian Law. This includes the waters around the Aleutian islands, and any other islands within the Bering Sea not under the authority of the Ziron Empire. In short, there are no islands in that region that are ungoverned, and the Bearing Sea is a cold and deep one. Building an island is a massive undertaking, even if the arctic storms aren't washing everything away once a week.

[Bose Beep]

Undisclosed Bose Beep government location

*secretary bursts through the door* S..SIR WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A TELEGRAM FROM NERF MELLONS.

"And what did they have to say?"

"They said they want us to stop expanding Jerk Island and that it is subject to their laws."

"Last time I checked we claimed that island, with a heck of a fight to I might add."

"How would you like to respond sir?"

*takes long drag of his Cuban cigar and places his shoes on his desk* "You can tell them to fuck off"

[Nerf Mellons]

Upon further deliberation, the government of Nerf Mellons has decided that it isn't worth the bullet required to assassinate the leader of such an insignificant country. The junk island will be placed under surveillance but allowed to continue existing. Be glad that it isn't cost effective to glass your country at the moment.

[The Ziron Empire]

Following the annexation of Lochston, Zironian soldiers have occupied the region. The first steps of government takeover is being completed. The Ziron Empire and Nerf Mellons have brokered a deal on the amount of land they will be claiming.

Australia
North Australia: The Ziron Empire
South Australia: Nerf Mellons

New Zealand
North Island: Nerf Mellons
South Island: The Ziron Empire

Papua New Guinea & Small Islands
CoalMiner

The government of Lochston will be replaced by Zironian and Mellonesian representatives, and the people will be subject to Zironian Law. The remainder of the Lochston military is being scrapped and placed in museums as a monument to the Trinity's victory. The land given to CoalMiner is to pay 20% of it's total collected income to the Ziron Empire.