World Anti-Slavery Organization

[Des-Bal]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

Nope! Not denying anything.

Oh, so as you have aknowledged that all my statements are accurate I presume you've had a sudden change of heart or realized the folly of your past statements towards the credibility of the Federation.

[The Floor Kippers]

[spoiler]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

^address this^ I command it. What if they don't want to pay you taxes OR return to the people who beat them daily? You'll try to stop them by arresting them right? And throwing them in jail? Maybe even sending them to a government labor camp? Where they'll be forced to work for you for no pay? That or if they resist arrest you'll kill them, right? So what are you doing that is humanitarian and what are you doing that purveys freedom?

As I said earlier in the UK-FK There is the Free Slave Tax exemption Act, under which any freed slaves do not have to pay taxes until they have 10,000S$

As for you Des-Bal, Which Building?

Oh yess they can make almost enough money to survive and then you rob them blind.

In Des-Bal slaves don't pay taxes and often live on large estates providing in return only menial labor and a nominal presence.

The hall of Unorthodox Sciences was engaged by a Des-Bali helicopter in response to what operative Codename:Little Man has referred to only as "Mecha Godzilla"

I apologies I did not explain the act Properly, After they reach 10,000S$, the tax they pay is sufficiently lower than that of the average citizen.

Big list/snip

I feel hurt that I have not been included in this list, I've contributed nearly five-thousand skins taken from very lively slaves! It costs money to buy these weekly, pay specialists to get the hides and treat them, then ship them out.

<_<....>_>

*Sigh*

A footnote at least? Or perhaps a plaque commemerating the everlasting glories of the Council or Thirteen?

Also, what would occur if I put a shipping lane through your territorial waters with vessels that contained slaves. Would you attack, board and free them?

The Coast Guard would give you sufficient warning, Then Then does some things that are confidential

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

Please conduct your Business elsewhere, or not at all.

[Des-Bal]

I'm not sure what you've done but you've done it wrong.

[Lonara]

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

Such would require very little screening. Both species are exceedingly common and currently base priced at 500,000 per head. If you are willing to accept less than prime specimens 450

500,000,000
or
450,000,000 for exclusively old, sick, or otherwise undesireable specimens.

We're more than willing to pay the full 500,000.

[Des-Bal]

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

Such would require very little screening. Both species are exceedingly common and currently base priced at 500,000 per head. If you are willing to accept less than prime specimens 450

500,000,000
or
450,000,000 for exclusively old, sick, or otherwise undesireable specimens.

We're more than willing to pay the full 500,000.

Excellent. Your shipment will be loaded immeadiately. I trust the funds are being transferred?

[The Floor Kippers]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

Nope! Not denying anything.

Oh, so as you have aknowledged that all my statements are accurate I presume you've had a sudden change of heart or realized the folly of your past statements towards the credibility of the Federation.

No I just refute the reliability of your veiwpoint

[Des-Bal]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

Nope! Not denying anything.

Oh, so as you have aknowledged that all my statements are accurate I presume you've had a sudden change of heart or realized the folly of your past statements towards the credibility of the Federation.

No I just refute the reliability of your veiwpoint

Oh my viewpoint has skewed the concrete facts I've provided? I never thought it possible but you seem to place just a tad too much into the all consuming glory of the Federation. Yes, we are a gift unto the world but even so our beliefs do not warp reality.

[The Black Plains]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

^address this^ I command it. What if they don't want to pay you taxes OR return to the people who beat them daily? You'll try to stop them by arresting them right? And throwing them in jail? Maybe even sending them to a government labor camp? Where they'll be forced to work for you for no pay? That or if they resist arrest you'll kill them, right? So what are you doing that is humanitarian and what are you doing that purveys freedom?

As I said earlier in the UK-FK There is the Free Slave Tax exemption Act, under which any freed slaves do not have to pay taxes until they have 10,000S$

As for you Des-Bal, Which Building?

Uhm you're still forcing them to stay there. And I assume you have sales taxes?

[The Floor Kippers]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

Nope! Not denying anything.

Oh, so as you have aknowledged that all my statements are accurate I presume you've had a sudden change of heart or realized the folly of your past statements towards the credibility of the Federation.

No I just refute the reliability of your veiwpoint

Oh my viewpoint has skewed the concrete facts I've provided? I never thought it possible but you seem to place just a tad too much into the all consuming glory of the Federation. Yes, we are a gift unto the world but even so our beliefs do not warp reality.

[Lonara]

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

Such would require very little screening. Both species are exceedingly common and currently base priced at 500,000 per head. If you are willing to accept less than prime specimens 450

500,000,000
or
450,000,000 for exclusively old, sick, or otherwise undesireable specimens.

We're more than willing to pay the full 500,000.

Excellent. Your shipment will be loaded immeadiately. I trust the funds are being transferred?

Already transferred sir. When can we expect our shipment?

[Des-Bal]

Already transferred sir. When can we expect our shipment?

It should be ready by the time your vessels arrive, afterwards it is entirely based on the aclarity of your ships.

[Lonara]

Already transferred sir. When can we expect our shipment?

It should be ready by the time your vessels arrive, afterwards it is entirely based on the aclarity of your ships.

Clarification: We're sending cargo-planes.

[The Black Plains]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

Nope! Not denying anything.

Oh, so as you have aknowledged that all my statements are accurate I presume you've had a sudden change of heart or realized the folly of your past statements towards the credibility of the Federation.

No I just refute the reliability of your veiwpoint

Oh my viewpoint has skewed the concrete facts I've provided? I never thought it possible but you seem to place just a tad too much into the all consuming glory of the Federation. Yes, we are a gift unto the world but even so our beliefs do not warp reality.

You realize the fact that you and your fellow idealist crusaders behave this way is the reason that SOME countries (hint hint) join IASEN to make a statement? You don't see IASEN marching off into the sunset to topple governments and instate slavery, do you?

[The Floor Kippers]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

Nope! Not denying anything.

Oh, so as you have aknowledged that all my statements are accurate I presume you've had a sudden change of heart or realized the folly of your past statements towards the credibility of the Federation.

No I just refute the reliability of your veiwpoint

Oh my viewpoint has skewed the concrete facts I've provided? I never thought it possible but you seem to place just a tad too much into the all consuming glory of the Federation. Yes, we are a gift unto the world but even so our beliefs do not warp reality.

You realize the fact that you and your fellow idealist crusaders behave this way is the reason that SOME countries (hint hint) join IASEN to make a statement? You don't see IASEN marching off into the sunset to topple governments and instate slavery, do you?

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

[Des-Bal]

Already transferred sir. When can we expect our shipment?

It should be ready by the time your vessels arrive, afterwards it is entirely based on the aclarity of your ships.

Clarification: We're sending cargo-planes.

My mistake, I am a junior member of House International and not versed in nomenclature.

[Des-Bal]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

[Lonara]

Already transferred sir. When can we expect our shipment?

It should be ready by the time your vessels arrive, afterwards it is entirely based on the aclarity of your ships.

Clarification: We're sending cargo-planes.

My mistake, I am a junior member of House International and not versed in nomenclature.

Not a problem at all. Our IL-76's are being fueled and will be sent over immediately with fighter escort.

[The Floor Kippers]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

Did We hit a sore spot?

[Lonara]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That hold operation was one big fuck-up.
The Holy Empire denies such an event ever occurred. Unfortunately the Kaiser is not available for comment, thank you for your concern.

[The Black Plains]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

Seriously?! If that's the case then IASEN doesn't stand for what you told me it does. Somehow you gave me the impression that IASEN was about the freedom to allow slave-holding, not capturing slaves for the sake of slavery...

[Lonara]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

Seriously?! If that's the case then IASEN doesn't stand for what you told me it does. Somehow you gave me the impression that IASEN was about the freedom to allow slave-holding, not capturing slaves for the sake of slavery...

What happens when you don't have slaves?

You go out and get them.

[The Floor Kippers]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

Seriously?! If that's the case then IASEN doesn't stand for what you told me it does. Somehow you gave me the impression that IASEN was about the freedom to allow slave-holding, not capturing slaves for the sake of slavery...

TBP I'm afraid That its true

[Des-Bal]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

Seriously?! If that's the case then IASEN doesn't stand for what you told me it does. Somehow you gave me the impression that IASEN was about the freedom to allow slave-holding, not capturing slaves for the sake of slavery...

I jest of course. National sovereignty is and will forever remain the cornerstone of IASEN. The attack against Cal was completely justified by their aggressive posturing towards IASEN nations.

[Des-Bal]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

Did We hit a sore spot?

No idea what your talking about we were on holiday.

[The Floor Kippers]

*Cough* Kingdoms Of Cal *Cough*

That wasn't to topple the government it was to kidnap citizens to sell into slavery.
No such event occured. We were on holiday. Those Records are sealed. Good Day.

Seriously?! If that's the case then IASEN doesn't stand for what you told me it does. Somehow you gave me the impression that IASEN was about the freedom to allow slave-holding, not capturing slaves for the sake of slavery...

I jest of course. National sovereignty is and will forever remain the cornerstone of IASEN. The attack against Cal was completely justified by their aggressive posturing towards IASEN nations.

*Cough* Blatant Lies*Cough*
New Amerik was right It IS dusty in here