World Anti-Slavery Organization

[Val Niaren]

Ah, so by donating to this organization, one is giving your nation money with which is says it will buy slaves despite a lack of transaction evidence with slave selling nations. So it's not so much that you're buying slaves and more that you're exploiting the suffering of millions to commit fraud.

[Lonara]

Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom

The main problem with this idea is that you feed the slave economy.

That isn't the only way, There is The Liberation Option

Yeah, if you like war.

[The Black Plains]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

[Lonara]

Ah, so by donating to this organization, one is giving your nation money with which is says it will buy slaves despite a lack of transaction evidence with slave selling nations. So it's not so much that you're buying slaves and more that you're exploiting the suffering of millions to commit fraud.

Also, this.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

That isn't the only way, There is The Liberation Option

Wouldn't giving them AKs/RPGs be chaper?

[The Floor Kippers]

Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom

The main problem with this idea is that you feed the slave economy.

That isn't the only way, There is The Liberation Option

Yeah, if you like war.

Incorrect, If a slaving ship enters Floor Kippers waters, any actions taken against said ship is covered By the WA.

[Lonara]

Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom

The main problem with this idea is that you feed the slave economy.

That isn't the only way, There is The Liberation Option

Yeah, if you like war.

Incorrect, If a slaving ship enters Floor Kippers waters, any actions taken against said ship is covered By the WA.

Who'd be dumb enough to?

[Val Niaren]

Who'd be dumb enough to?

The Khal'killian family of Val Niaren makes money through mercenary work and slaving. Specifically, hiring themselves out to take down those they are morally opposed to, then selling the prisoners into slavery. So, if there were any rapists, baby eaters, or Scientoligists in Kipper waters that had a price on their head, it wouldn't be surprising if slaving vessels came after them.

[Des-Bal]

Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom

You give them exactly two options right? Those are: Return to slavery (possibly execution) OR... they have to pay you taxes. So you're buying slaves.

Well thats not true. In some instances they trade WMD for slaves as opposed to directly buying them and in other instances they experiment on the slaves or use them for sex.

[The Floor Kippers]

Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom

You give them exactly two options right? Those are: Return to slavery (possibly execution) OR... they have to pay you taxes. So you're buying slaves.

Well thats not true. In some instances they trade WMD for slaves as opposed to directly buying them and in other instances they experiment on the slaves or use them for sex.

Good Evening Des-Bal
Nice to see you struggling with the stick again

[The Black Plains]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

^address this^ I command it. What if they don't want to pay you taxes OR return to the people who beat them daily? You'll try to stop them by arresting them right? And throwing them in jail? Maybe even sending them to a government labor camp? Where they'll be forced to work for you for no pay? That or if they resist arrest you'll kill them, right? So what are you doing that is humanitarian and what are you doing that purveys freedom?

[Des-Bal]

Good Evening Des-Bal
Nice to see you struggling with the stick again

Struggling? I don't know ever what you mean. We have our slaves, your WMD, your money, we even got to call in a helicopter strike on one of your buildings. We're doing quite well thank you.

[The Floor Kippers]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

^address this^ I command it. What if they don't want to pay you taxes OR return to the people who beat them daily? You'll try to stop them by arresting them right? And throwing them in jail? Maybe even sending them to a government labor camp? Where they'll be forced to work for you for no pay? That or if they resist arrest you'll kill them, right? So what are you doing that is humanitarian and what are you doing that purveys freedom?

As I said earlier in the UK-FK There is the Free Slave Tax exemption Act, under which any freed slaves do not have to pay taxes until they have 10,000S$

As for you Des-Bal, Which Building?

[The Northern Baltic]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

[Val Niaren]

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

[The Floor Kippers]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

[Des-Bal]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

^address this^ I command it. What if they don't want to pay you taxes OR return to the people who beat them daily? You'll try to stop them by arresting them right? And throwing them in jail? Maybe even sending them to a government labor camp? Where they'll be forced to work for you for no pay? That or if they resist arrest you'll kill them, right? So what are you doing that is humanitarian and what are you doing that purveys freedom?

As I said earlier in the UK-FK There is the Free Slave Tax exemption Act, under which any freed slaves do not have to pay taxes until they have 10,000S$

As for you Des-Bal, Which Building?

Oh yess they can make almost enough money to survive and then you rob them blind.

In Des-Bal slaves don't pay taxes and often live on large estates providing in return only menial labor and a nominal presence.

The hall of Unorthodox Sciences was engaged by a Des-Bali helicopter in response to what operative Codename:Little Man has referred to only as "Mecha Godzilla"

[The Horned Rat]

Big list/snip

I feel hurt that I have not been included in this list, I've contributed nearly five-thousand skins taken from very lively slaves! It costs money to buy these weekly, pay specialists to get the hides and treat them, then ship them out.

<_<....>_>

*Sigh*

A footnote at least? Or perhaps a plaque commemerating the everlasting glories of the Council or Thirteen?

Also, what would occur if I put a shipping lane through your territorial waters with vessels that contained slaves. Would you attack, board and free them?

[Des-Bal]

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Also a cover for course the sale of nuclear weapons and biological agents, terrorism, and dangerous exploitation in the name of science.

[Lonara]

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

[Des-Bal]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

[The Floor Kippers]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

^address this^ I command it. What if they don't want to pay you taxes OR return to the people who beat them daily? You'll try to stop them by arresting them right? And throwing them in jail? Maybe even sending them to a government labor camp? Where they'll be forced to work for you for no pay? That or if they resist arrest you'll kill them, right? So what are you doing that is humanitarian and what are you doing that purveys freedom?

As I said earlier in the UK-FK There is the Free Slave Tax exemption Act, under which any freed slaves do not have to pay taxes until they have 10,000S$

As for you Des-Bal, Which Building?

Oh yess they can make almost enough money to survive and then you rob them blind.

In Des-Bal slaves don't pay taxes and often live on large estates providing in return only menial labor and a nominal presence.

The hall of Unorthodox Sciences was engaged by a Des-Bali helicopter in response to what operative Codename:Little Man has referred to only as "Mecha Godzilla"

I apologies I did not explain the act Properly, After they reach 10,000S$, the tax they pay is sufficiently lower than that of the average citizen.

Big list/snip

I feel hurt that I have not been included in this list, I've contributed nearly five-thousand skins taken from very lively slaves! It costs money to buy these weekly, pay specialists to get the hides and treat them, then ship them out.

<_<....>_>

*Sigh*

A footnote at least? Or perhaps a plaque commemerating the everlasting glories of the Council or Thirteen?

Also, what would occur if I put a shipping lane through your territorial waters with vessels that contained slaves. Would you attack, board and free them?

The Coast Guard would give you sufficient warning, Then Then does some things that are confidential

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

Please conduct your Business elsewhere, or not at all.

[The Floor Kippers]

The United Socialist States of the Northern Baltic should very much like to join this organization in hopes of promoting freedom for all!

I Bid You Welcome

So, nobody is concerned that Floor Kippers are exploiting negative views of slavery to commit fraud? Well, if Des-Bali testimony is accurate, a combination of fraud and rape.

Des-Bal.....Statements....Accurate!
You slavers crack Me Up!

Are you denying that your founder sold IASEN nations nuclear weapons? Are you denying that Lamington purchased the "freedom" of a slave while debating against slavery and a short time later had it delivered to the emporer as a bride? That Rich Port purchased a very large order at a discount (Possibly made up for in anthrax) to conduct experiments upon?

Nope! Not denying anything.

[Des-Bal]

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

Such would require very little screening. Both species are exceedingly common and currently base priced at 500,000 per head. If you are willing to accept less than prime specimens 450

500,000,000
or
450,000,000 for exclusively old, sick, or otherwise undesireable specimens.

[Des-Bal]

Hell, they're no better than the average mugger taking money at gunpoint! You will be told that you are being rescued from slavery, taken from your plantation or what have you, and then the catch is that you either go back to slavery (and possibly torture and execution) or you are forced to remain in the country that "saved" you and pay them taxes at the point of a gun. You're turning their lives around three hundred sixty degrees!

^address this^ I command it. What if they don't want to pay you taxes OR return to the people who beat them daily? You'll try to stop them by arresting them right? And throwing them in jail? Maybe even sending them to a government labor camp? Where they'll be forced to work for you for no pay? That or if they resist arrest you'll kill them, right? So what are you doing that is humanitarian and what are you doing that purveys freedom?

As I said earlier in the UK-FK There is the Free Slave Tax exemption Act, under which any freed slaves do not have to pay taxes until they have 10,000S$

As for you Des-Bal, Which Building?

Oh yess they can make almost enough money to survive and then you rob them blind.

In Des-Bal slaves don't pay taxes and often live on large estates providing in return only menial labor and a nominal presence.

The hall of Unorthodox Sciences was engaged by a Des-Bali helicopter in response to what operative Codename:Little Man has referred to only as "Mecha Godzilla"

I apologies I did not explain the act Properly, After they reach 10,000S$, the tax they pay is sufficiently lower than that of the average citizen.

Big list/snip

I feel hurt that I have not been included in this list, I've contributed nearly five-thousand skins taken from very lively slaves! It costs money to buy these weekly, pay specialists to get the hides and treat them, then ship them out.

<_<....>_>

*Sigh*

A footnote at least? Or perhaps a plaque commemerating the everlasting glories of the Council or Thirteen?

Also, what would occur if I put a shipping lane through your territorial waters with vessels that contained slaves. Would you attack, board and free them?

The Coast Guard would give you sufficient warning, Then Then does some things that are confidential

Hey, Des-Bal.

On behalf of the glorious Holy Lonaran Empire, I would like to make a purchase.

Five hundred Inu-type sub humans, and five hundred Neko-type subhumans.

We're going to use them in advanced weapons testing. We can arrange to have them picked up and shipped in cargo containers aboard our IL-76's if you'd like. What'll the cost be?

Please conduct your Business elsewhere, or not at all.

Oh? I presumed with the 3/5s compromise WASO would appreciate the opportunity to witness the trade taking place otherwise you will be unable to purchase the freedom of slaves of the same quality.