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by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:53 am

by Denecaep » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:55 am
The Floor Kippers wrote:Nation Name:The Floor Kippers
Representative to WASO and NFWASO: Sir Brian Saxon
Do you agree to all the terms?: Yes
Population: 346 Mil
Roleplay population (if it is different from what it says on your nation page):
How many slaves have you saved for WASO:300+
How much money and forces have you donated so far: 12 Destroyers and an airforce
How much money and forces will you be donating additionally with this application: 1,000,000 USD Semi-Anually
Are you currently involved in any wars?: No
If so, what are they?:

by The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:56 am


by Lovable Weirdos » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:57 am
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Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:58 am

by Karnei Shomron » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:46 am

by Val Niaren » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:29 am

by Arabiak » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:41 am

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:07 am
Val Niaren wrote:Information publicly provided by Des-Bal leads us to believe that this would be the organization from which to buy slaves. We're looking for those that are healthy, competent, and fertile. Preferably young, easier to teach a new language to that way.

by Shrillland » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:22 am

by Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:03 pm
The Rich Port wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:The only thing on the market are Des-Bal's pools. And, brother, they're at bargain prices at the moment.
What on earth Happened!?
We embargoed the s*** out of them. We took a few slaves, sure, but what is more rewarding is the fact their citizens almost tore themselves apart. We've yet to receive an update on how many people owned themselves.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:04 pm
Val Niaren wrote:Information publicly provided by Des-Bal leads us to believe that this would be the organization from which to buy slaves. We're looking for those that are healthy, competent, and fertile. Preferably young, easier to teach a new language to that way.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:18 pm
Des-Bal wrote:Val Niaren wrote:Information publicly provided by Des-Bal leads us to believe that this would be the organization from which to buy slaves. We're looking for those that are healthy, competent, and fertile. Preferably young, easier to teach a new language to that way.
Of course my good man. Species, sex, and skills are made to order.


by The Horned Rat » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:22 pm
The Floor Kippers wrote:Big list/snip
Le Shay wrote:“Good have them interrogated. Don’t be genital on them either.”

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:27 pm
The Horned Rat wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Big list/snip
I feel hurt that I have not been included in this list, I've contributed nearly five-thousand skins taken from very lively slaves! It costs money to buy these weekly, pay specialists to get the hides and treat them, then ship them out.
<_<....>_>

by Black Marche » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:31 pm

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:33 pm

by Val Niaren » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:35 pm
Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

by Black Marche » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:36 pm
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

by The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:36 pm
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:37 pm
Val Niaren wrote:Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.

by The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:38 pm
The Floor Kippers wrote:Val Niaren wrote:Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.
If you like, but with added freedom

by Lonara » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:39 pm
The Floor Kippers wrote:Val Niaren wrote:Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.
If you like, but with added freedom

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:40 pm
The Black Plains wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Val Niaren wrote:Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.
If you like, but with added freedom
You give them exactly two options right? Those are: Return to slavery (possibly execution) OR... they have to pay you taxes. So you're buying slaves.

by The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:41 pm
Lonara wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Val Niaren wrote:Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.
If you like, but with added freedom
The main problem with this idea is that you feed the slave economy.
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