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World Anti-Slavery Organization

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Where would you like to see most of WASO's action?

Underground Organizations that help slaves run away
509
22%
Buying slaves at slave auctions
359
16%
Interfering in slave trade
467
20%
Military action on nations with much slavery
569
25%
Taking sides in wars that involve slavery
376
16%
 
Total votes : 2280

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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:53 am

Nation Name:The Floor Kippers
Representative to WASO and NFWASO: Sir Brian Saxon
Do you agree to all the terms?: Yes
Population: 346 Mil
Roleplay population (if it is different from what it says on your nation page):
How many slaves have you saved for WASO:300+
How much money and forces have you donated so far: 12 Destroyers and an airforce
How much money and forces will you be donating additionally with this application: 1,000,000 USD Semi-Anually
Are you currently involved in any wars?: No
If so, what are they?:
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Denecaep
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Founded: Nov 26, 2008
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Postby Denecaep » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:55 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:Nation Name:The Floor Kippers
Representative to WASO and NFWASO: Sir Brian Saxon
Do you agree to all the terms?: Yes
Population: 346 Mil
Roleplay population (if it is different from what it says on your nation page):
How many slaves have you saved for WASO:300+
How much money and forces have you donated so far: 12 Destroyers and an airforce
How much money and forces will you be donating additionally with this application: 1,000,000 USD Semi-Anually
Are you currently involved in any wars?: No
If so, what are they?:


Accepted, of course.

Oh, and Floor Kippers, if you could tg some of our supporters to let them know they can join, I would appreciate it.
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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:56 am

Lovable Weirdos wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote::unsure:


And that, fellow nations, is why one does not f*ck with Lovable Weirdos.


You have to admit, though, that the "PEDOBEAR APPROVES" graffiti that covers all of the buildings in your nation are a little bit embarrassing. ;)

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Lovable Weirdos
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Postby Lovable Weirdos » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:57 am

The Rich Port wrote:
Lovable Weirdos wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote::unsure:


And that, fellow nations, is why one does not f*ck with Lovable Weirdos.


You have to admit, though, that the "PEDOBEAR APPROVES" graffiti that covers all of the buildings in your nation are a little bit embarrassing. ;)


...damn Children.

Note the capital.

*looks at Children of Mama who wrote it* You done scrubbing that off yet?
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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:58 am

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Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Karnei Shomron
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Posts: 353
Founded: Mar 03, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Karnei Shomron » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:46 am

Nation Name: Karnei Shomron
Representative to WASO and NFWASO: Yosef Gold
Do you agree to all the terms?: Yes
Population: 240 mil.
Roleplay population (if it is different from what it says on your nation page): 240 mil.
How many slaves have you saved for WASO: None yet
How much money and forces have you donated so far: See above
How much money and forces will you be donating additionally with this application: 100 Special Ops
Are you currently involved in any wars?: Yes
If so, what are they?: Militia attacks in Valebskiivov and Coup in Qwcasd
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Val Niaren
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Postby Val Niaren » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:29 am

Information publicly provided by Des-Bal leads us to believe that this would be the organization from which to buy slaves. We're looking for those that are healthy, competent, and fertile. Preferably young, easier to teach a new language to that way.

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Arabiak
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Posts: 1130
Founded: Jan 08, 2010
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Postby Arabiak » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:41 am

Nation Name:The Islamic Republic of Arabiak
Representative to WASO and NFWASO:Arif Al-Burhan
Do you agree to all the terms?:Yes
Population:558 million
Roleplay population (if it is different from what it says on your nation page):558 million
How many slaves have you saved for WASO:164(prevented 3 slave trades)
How much money and forces have you donated so far:(not sure if my original donation was seen yet,will redo)
How much money and forces will you be donating additionally with this application:500 billion USD,150 thousand reserve,50,000 volunteers(skilled in all sorts of skills)
Are you currently involved in any wars?:Yes&No
If so, what are they?:1-Currently,a former land of our nation that has become a colony of another(in a peace agreement) has revolted. We will assist to stop revolters but we did not start revolt.2-two Colonies of Arabiak in threat of war because of an aggresive invader,currently no battles had occured between our colony and enemy.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:07 am

Val Niaren wrote:Information publicly provided by Des-Bal leads us to believe that this would be the organization from which to buy slaves. We're looking for those that are healthy, competent, and fertile. Preferably young, easier to teach a new language to that way.

Leave this place and contemplate what you've done
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Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Shrillland
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Postby Shrillland » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:22 am

The Council of People's Commissars supports the new NFWASO. We regret we cannot join ourselves yet, but will as soon as the prescribed number of slaves are freed and given new lives.

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Des-Bal
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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:03 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The only thing on the market are Des-Bal's pools. And, brother, they're at bargain prices at the moment.

What on earth Happened!?

We embargoed the s*** out of them. We took a few slaves, sure, but what is more rewarding is the fact their citizens almost tore themselves apart. We've yet to receive an update on how many people owned themselves.


The numbers are still coming in. I consider this a growing experience, a new government promising radical change and a Director of Intelligence far more ambitious than Mister Sunshine.
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Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:04 pm

Val Niaren wrote:Information publicly provided by Des-Bal leads us to believe that this would be the organization from which to buy slaves. We're looking for those that are healthy, competent, and fertile. Preferably young, easier to teach a new language to that way.


Of course my good man. Species, sex, and skills are made to order.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:18 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
Val Niaren wrote:Information publicly provided by Des-Bal leads us to believe that this would be the organization from which to buy slaves. We're looking for those that are healthy, competent, and fertile. Preferably young, easier to teach a new language to that way.


Of course my good man. Species, sex, and skills are made to order.

:roll:
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Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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The Horned Rat
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Postby The Horned Rat » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:22 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:Big list/snip


I feel hurt that I have not been included in this list, I've contributed nearly five-thousand skins taken from very lively slaves! It costs money to buy these weekly, pay specialists to get the hides and treat them, then ship them out.

<_<....>_>
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:27 pm

The Horned Rat wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Big list/snip


I feel hurt that I have not been included in this list, I've contributed nearly five-thousand skins taken from very lively slaves! It costs money to buy these weekly, pay specialists to get the hides and treat them, then ship them out.

<_<....>_>

*Sigh*
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"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Black Marche
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Postby Black Marche » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:31 pm

So what's going to happen to all that money and those freed slaves?
Email me or don't.
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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:33 pm

The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Val Niaren
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Postby Val Niaren » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:35 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

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Black Marche
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Postby Black Marche » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:36 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.


That's good. But it must be hard to "rewire" their thinking.
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The Black Plains
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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:36 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.


Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:37 pm

Val Niaren wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Black Plains wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.


Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom
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Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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The Black Plains
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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:38 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Val Niaren wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Black Plains wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.


Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom


You give them exactly two options right? Those are: Return to slavery (possibly execution) OR... they have to pay you taxes. So you're buying slaves.

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Lonara
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Postby Lonara » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:39 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Val Niaren wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Black Plains wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.


Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom


The main problem with this idea is that you feed the slave economy.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:40 pm

The Black Plains wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Val Niaren wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Black Plains wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.


Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom


You give them exactly two options right? Those are: Return to slavery (possibly execution) OR... they have to pay you taxes. So you're buying slaves.

Not Because in the UK-FK There is the Slave Tax exemption Act, under which any freed slaves do not have to pay taxes until they have 10,000S$
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Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:41 pm

Lonara wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Val Niaren wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.
Wait... So when money is donated to WASO, that money gets spent to free slaves... And the slaves then have a choice between returning to the country they were enslaved in as free citizens or becoming citizens of the country that donated the money. Is this accurate?

Not totally
I send out delegates to buy slaves to free, They can either return Home, or become free citizens in the UK-FK.

The Black Plains wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Money gets spent freeing the slaves, and the slaves are either given the choice to be Returned home, Which they often decline, Or stay in the country of origin of the people who saved them.


Oh! So it's kind of like... buying slaves?

If you like, but with added freedom


The main problem with this idea is that you feed the slave economy.

That isn't the only way, There is The Liberation Option
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Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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