World Anti-Slavery Organization

[The Floor Kippers]

Do you think I have not tried that, And where did it end up, One Drunkard wreck of a delegate, One attempting suicide, one dead, A burnt Set of near complete non-human records, a near heart attack and A delegate strike.

Drunkard wreck: Don't let your delegates drink at important times.
Suicide attempt: If it's Thomas Pertwee like I think, that'll be easy.
Dead: If, as I think, it's Sally Smith, then again, easy. (Sometimes I wonder if you have backwards technology.)
Burnt set of records: Salvage everything you can and start again.
Near heart attack: Haven't you heard of operations that make the heart stronger?
Delegate strike: Pay them more.

Drunkard wreck: He started drinking After a meeting where Des-Bal was Present
Suicide attempt: How easy?
Dead:Backwards Technology!?
Burnt set of records: Thats what we have done, Start Agin on 100 years of work
Near heart attack:Caused by the above
Delegate strike: Its's not the money, It's that they don't want to end up like Mr Pertwee and Mr McCoy (The Drunkard) many delegates form teams with their partners.

Drunkard wreck: Make him stop drinking.
Suicide attempt: We'll explain soon.
Dead: Well, really, if you don't have all this simple medical knowledge...
Burnt set of records: As long as someone can remember something from them, you'll be fine.
Near heart attack: The burnt records, or the heart operation?
Delegate strike: Still, a pay rise fixes everything.

Near heart attack:The Burnt Records
Delegate strike: We've had to randomly assign a Specific Des-Bal Delegate, a Mr Bluskie

[Parmenter]

IC:

I will say this once, and once only. Slavery of any kind is wrong. The purchase and sale of sentient beings is horrific. If it were a domestic business we could maybe, maybe try to understand, but this? No.

- Crown Spokesperson Martin Tabard

[Lovable Weirdos]

IC:

I will say this once, and once only. Slavery of any kind is wrong. The purchase and sale of sentient beings is horrific. If it were a domestic business we could maybe, maybe try to understand, but this? No.

- Crown Spokesperson Martin Tabard

We also ask them whether or not they wish to stay here or leave. Them being part of the slave trade helps them find out about different cultures AND helps us gain a better economy, which while not exactly top prority is still an important thing to keep the nation running smoothly. It's a win-win situation.

[Des-Bal]

Do you think I have not tried that, And where did it end up, One Drunkard wreck of a delegate, One attempting suicide, one dead, A burnt Set of near complete non-human records, a near heart attack and A delegate strike.

Drunkard wreck: Don't let your delegates drink at important times.
Suicide attempt: If it's Thomas Pertwee like I think, that'll be easy.
Dead: If, as I think, it's Sally Smith, then again, easy. (Sometimes I wonder if you have backwards technology.)
Burnt set of records: Salvage everything you can and start again.
Near heart attack: Haven't you heard of operations that make the heart stronger?
Delegate strike: Pay them more.

Drunkard wreck: He started drinking After a meeting where Des-Bal was Present
Suicide attempt: How easy?
Dead:Backwards Technology!?
Burnt set of records: Thats what we have done, Start Agin on 100 years of work
Near heart attack:Caused by the above
Delegate strike: Its's not the money, It's that they don't want to end up like Mr Pertwee and Mr McCoy (The Drunkard) many delegates form teams with their partners.

Drunkard:Bah, Des-Bali men drink constantly and it never does us any ill.
Suicidal:Real easy. In Des-Bal when someone embarrasses us we drop a gun and leave the room.
Dead: Yes, bury her solves your problems.
Burnt set of records: For a negotiable amount Des-Bal would be happy to share the knowledge that we have gained from years of study and observing the records of other nations now suffering deficits due to unexplained fires.
Near Heart Attack: You can easilly get him the rest of the way.
Delegate strike: If they can't handle it you don't need them. If nobody can handle it you don't need to be a nation.

[Shrillland]

IC:

I will say this once, and once only. Slavery of any kind is wrong. The purchase and sale of sentient beings is horrific. If it were a domestic business we could maybe, maybe try to understand, but this? No.

- Crown Spokesperson Martin Tabard

The founders of the USSS removed the tyrant Emperors to liberate Serfs and Slaves from the Oppressive aristocrats, and we therefore believe that there can be no such thing as "informed consent" on such an issue. Thus we stand in agreement with the nation of Parmenter.

Salute Comrades!

[New Amerik]

Do you think I have not tried that, And where did it end up, One Drunkard wreck of a delegate, One attempting suicide, one dead, A burnt Set of near complete non-human records, a near heart attack and A delegate strike.

Drunkard wreck: Don't let your delegates drink at important times.
Suicide attempt: If it's Thomas Pertwee like I think, that'll be easy.
Dead: If, as I think, it's Sally Smith, then again, easy. (Sometimes I wonder if you have backwards technology.)
Burnt set of records: Salvage everything you can and start again.
Near heart attack: Haven't you heard of operations that make the heart stronger?
Delegate strike: Pay them more.

Drunkard wreck: He started drinking After a meeting where Des-Bal was Present
Suicide attempt: How easy?
Dead:Backwards Technology!?
Burnt set of records: Thats what we have done, Start Agin on 100 years of work
Near heart attack:Caused by the above
Delegate strike: Its's not the money, It's that they don't want to end up like Mr Pertwee and Mr McCoy (The Drunkard) many delegates form teams with their partners.

Drunkard:Bah, Des-Bali men drink constantly and it never does us any ill.
Suicidal:Real easy. In Des-Bal when someone embarrasses us we drop a gun and leave the room.
Dead: Yes, bury her solves your problems.
Burnt set of records: For a negotiable amount Des-Bal would be happy to share the knowledge that we have gained from years of study and observing the records of other nations now suffering deficits due to unexplained fires.
Near Heart Attack: You can easilly get him the rest of the way.
Delegate strike: If they can't handle it you don't need them. If nobody can handle it you don't need to be a nation.

Drunkard: Drinking in excess of a healthy amount at one time is not good. Over a period oftime, no problem.
Suicidal: Relax, we're getting prepared to raise her.
Dead: We can (hopefully) fix that very soon....
Burnt Records: Buy or steal records from other nations. That always works.
Near Heart Attack: Replace with Iron Heart.
Delegate strike: start arming them with regular weapons. There's no possible way that could go wrong.

[The Floor Kippers]

Update for those who give a damn
Mr Pertwee has been released from Hospital to a crowd of Well-Wishers, This notably improved his mood and he was seen enjoying a meal in the Fitz (Top Restaurant/Hotel) Courtesy of the PM

[Val Niaren]

IC:

I will say this once, and once only. Slavery of any kind is wrong. The purchase and sale of sentient beings is horrific. If it were a domestic business we could maybe, maybe try to understand, but this? No.

- Crown Spokesperson Martin Tabard

To: Crown Spokesperson Martin Tabard
From: Labormaster Kuso Khal'killian

Enjoying that cheap oil we've been selling you, Spokesperson?

[Parmenter]

Enjoying that cheap oil we've been selling you, Spokesperson?

We do not fight slavery elsewhere, you will notice. We are not strong enough. But we do make our displeasure known. If that severs commercial relations between us, well, so be it. It saddens me to imagine one could be so petty.

- Her Royal Majesty Queen Fiona I von Sanvere

[Val Niaren]

To: Her Royal Majesty Queen Fiona I von Sanvere
From: Labormaster Kuso Khal'killian

Well, if trade relations are being severed, that's your choice. I just wanted to make sure you understood what your nation was profitting from given your stance on slavery. That, and we wanted to make it general knowledge that we're looking at the human slave market.

[Parmenter]

To: Her Royal Majesty Queen Fiona I von Sanvere
From: Labormaster Kuso Khal'killian

Well, if trade relations are being severed, that's your choice. I just wanted to make sure you understood what your nation was profitting from given your stance on slavery. That, and we wanted to make it general knowledge that we're looking at the human slave market.

If such a severance takes place, it will likely not be my decision. The reliance of most Drow nations on slavery is well known. We had thought it out before agreeing to trade with you.

As to your interactions with the global slave market, this information will be filed away in the relevant databases.

- Her Royal Majesty Queen Fiona I von Sanvere

[The Lone Alliance]

Lone Alliance Ministry of International Equality:

Taking one look at the open fraternization between slaver nations and non-slaver nations and other things, the Lone Alliance gives the World Anti-Slavery Organization a vote of No Confidence. We suggest you rename yourselves the "SASKSA" "Supposed Anti-Slavers Kiss Slaver A*s."

OOC:Seriously you guys are about as effective as The "Consortium of Anti-Spyware Technology" vendors. (Anti-Spyware group who's leadership decided to end spyware by trying to "Reform' the companies that made it.)

[The Rich Port]

Lone Alliance Ministry of International Equality:

Taking one look at the open fraternization between slaver nations and non-slaver nations and other things, the Lone Alliance gives the World Anti-Slavery Organization a vote of No Confidence. We suggest you rename yourselves the "ASSKSA" "Ant-Slavers Stupidly Kiss Slaver A*s."

OOC:Seriously you guys are about as effective as The "Consortium of Anti-Spyware Technology" vendors. (Anti-Spyware group who's leadership decided to end spyware by trying to "Reform' the companies that made it.)

Ahem... unless you're any better than them at liberating slaves, I suggest not speaking ill of anti-slavers OR anti-spyware folk. Seriously, what the heck have YOU done if you're so darned good at it. Granted, the WASO hasn't liberated that many slaves, but at least they tried. What have YOU done?

[The Floor Kippers]

Lone Alliance Ministry of International Equality:

Taking one look at the open fraternization between slaver nations and non-slaver nations and other things, the Lone Alliance gives the World Anti-Slavery Organization a vote of No Confidence. We suggest you rename yourselves the "SASKSA" "Supposed Anti-Slavers Kiss Slaver A*s."

OOC:Seriously you guys are about as effective as The "Consortium of Anti-Spyware Technology" vendors. (Anti-Spyware group who's leadership decided to end spyware by trying to "Reform' the companies that made it.)

That statement was slanderous, Grossly Inaccurate, trollish, Total Balderdash and Poorley researched clap trap.
I see you failed to notice the 1000000+ slaves saved, the varied arguments between the two sides and yes we might be "Fraternising" with slaving nations but what kind of humanitarian organizational would this be if we didn't show Some courtesy to all nations.
Not only have you insulted WASO and Every nation involved but you have insulted 1000000+ Free slaves, The Ministry of Inter-species relations and reasonable balanced arguments.
I suggest you remove The International from your Ministry name and then you will see the truth!
For Shame!

[Brewdomia]

Lone Alliance Ministry of International Equality:

Taking one look at the open fraternization between slaver nations and non-slaver nations and other things, the Lone Alliance gives the World Anti-Slavery Organization a vote of No Confidence. We suggest you rename yourselves the "ASSKSA" "Ant-Slavers Stupidly Kiss Slaver A*s."

OOC:Seriously you guys are about as effective as The "Consortium of Anti-Spyware Technology" vendors. (Anti-Spyware group who's leadership decided to end spyware by trying to "Reform' the companies that made it.)

Ahem... unless you're any better than them at liberating slaves, I suggest not speaking ill of anti-slavers OR anti-spyware folk. Seriously, what the heck have YOU done if you're so darned good at it. Granted, the WASO hasn't liberated that many slaves, but at least they tried. What have YOU done?

You could liberate some slaves by invading Parth or Doom.

[The Lone Alliance]

Response to the The Floor Kippers: For every slave you 'save' you willing give up another 10 to the system. That is not Anti-Slavery. If you must negotiate with the scum keep it business and only business.


Secret Message to: The Rich Port
The Allied States of The Lone Alliance does not practice terrorism... Therefore "we" will be doing nothing... However I doubt many slaver ships carry enough Atropine and Pralidoxime for the crews and their cargo. This message will self delete... OOC: Tabun, and things that can give the appearance and symptoms of Tabun, are lovely creations.


OOC:I would gladly Brew, heck I was willing to years ago. I've fought both repeatedly, I tried to help liberate ViZion TWICE. I gave Parthia what was perhaps their first "Loss". Dartboards with the Shah on it sell like hotcakes in my nation.

[Shrillland]

If you wish for the freedom loving workers of the USSS to engage in military action, just say so and we shall consider it. But we do not like being called cowards. Many of us fought death itself to bring freedom to our nation and our people.

Salute Comrades!

[Arabiak]

Arabiak will donate a large sum of:
$500,000,000,000(500 billion) from its Law&Order budget to help the WASO's attempts on reducing the number of slavery throughtout the world.

[Nitroxia]

Nitroxia would like to donate 1,000,000 reserve troops and 250,000 active troops to the WASO. We also donate 2,000,000 Nitros (1,000,000) USD towards military intervention. Finally we donate 500,000,000 bibles to give to newly freeded slaves. Thanks for letting us help!

[Arabiak]

We will also donate 150,000 reserve troops and 350,000 volunteers who have medical and engineering experience.

[The Rich Port]

Nitroxia would like to donate 1,000,000 reserve troops and 250,000 active troops to the WASO. We also donate 2,000,000 Nitros (1,000,000) USD towards military intervention. Finally we donate 500,000,000 bibles to give to newly freeded slaves. Thanks for letting us help!

... 'The hell needs Bibles?

[Des-Bal]

Nitroxia would like to donate 1,000,000 reserve troops and 250,000 active troops to the WASO. We also donate 2,000,000 Nitros (1,000,000) USD towards military intervention. Finally we donate 500,000,000 bibles to give to newly freeded slaves. Thanks for letting us help!

... 'The hell needs Bibles?

Men without firewood.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Okay now, where can I sign up to join this organization, I feel sorry for the Pertwee guy.

[Des-Bal]

Okay now, where can I sign up to join this organization, I feel sorry for the Pertwee guy.

For gods sake its his fault shes dead. In some cutlures suicide would be considered an alternative to the dishonor.

[Southern Patriots]

EDIT: Rectonned by self