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by Shrillland » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:48 am

by Lovable Weirdos » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:53 am
Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
Assassinistan wrote:Does speed make you faster?
New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

by The Floor Kippers » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:54 am

by The Floor Kippers » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:15 am

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:34 am
The Floor Kippers wrote:Oi Des-BalDelegate attempts Suicide
Top Delegate Thomas Pertwee attempted suicide last night in connection to his visit to New Amerik, During which His Fiancee, Sally Smith (Neko), was killed by a Des-Bal Neko of unknown origin. Mr Pertwee was apparently dealing with his grief Via Hypno-Calming Therapy, but High Ups in Des-Bal had seemed to pass orders to mention the recent failing of the Delegate, at every Opportunity they mentioned Sall's Death and the Failings of Thomas, The Prime Minister and Mr Bluskie (Top Psycologist) to save a female Inu during a trail. This continual reminder drove Mr Pertwee to such lengths as suicide. He is currently Residing in the Sir Lambworth Hospital in Bel-Gium and is being comforted By Alison Langstrom (Wolf) and Kayo Hominum (Dragon).
The Prime Minister say at a press conference.
"We of the UK-FK know that we are not perfect, and thus do not need constant reminders of our failures, I request that The Des-Balians Cease referring to the incident and investigate why they Willfully sent a Crazed Neko to a Diplomatic Event and not inform anyone present that they were sending said Neko."
The Nation Held A Minuets Scilence Today to commererate the Death Of Miss Smith and she is set to recieve a post-humose Knight Hood.
Hahaha your ignorance has resulted in the death of someone placed in your charge, may her suffering family one day find gratification. May you forever carry the cross of your actions and may you one day rot and burn in hell.
Sincerely yours,
Johnny
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by Lovable Weirdos » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:35 am
Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
Assassinistan wrote:Does speed make you faster?
New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:35 am
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Floor Kippers » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:36 am

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:37 am
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by Lovable Weirdos » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:39 am

Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
Assassinistan wrote:Does speed make you faster?
New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:40 am
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Floor Kippers » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:42 am
A message from T.Pertwee
If any Des-Bal falls in love with a Non-Human, I'm talking proper love, and then looses them to death, they'd be pretty upset

by Lovable Weirdos » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:43 am
Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
Assassinistan wrote:Does speed make you faster?
New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

by The Floor Kippers » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:43 am
Lovable Weirdos wrote:Too...much...information...

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:45 am
The Floor Kippers wrote:Heartless Gits!
The Message was unnceisarry, Why the Hell do you think he attempted suicide!?A message from T.Pertwee
If any Des-Bal falls in love with a Non-Human, I'm talking proper love, and then looses them to death, they'd be pretty upset
We'd Like to add that The Kissing is espcially pleaseureable when in love with an non-Human
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Floor Kippers » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:47 am
Des-Bal wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Heartless Gits!
The Message was unnceisarry, Why the Hell do you think he attempted suicide!?A message from T.Pertwee
If any Des-Bal falls in love with a Non-Human, I'm talking proper love, and then looses them to death, they'd be pretty upset
We'd Like to add that The Kissing is espcially pleaseureable when in love with an non-Human
Mister Jonathan lost his pet/wife in New Amerika as well. He simply asked for a new one.
He has also given me a list of several other pleasurable activities that I am not going to mention.

by Lovable Weirdos » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:47 am
Des-Bal wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Heartless Gits!
The Message was unnceisarry, Why the Hell do you think he attempted suicide!?A message from T.Pertwee
If any Des-Bal falls in love with a Non-Human, I'm talking proper love, and then looses them to death, they'd be pretty upset
We'd Like to add that The Kissing is espcially pleaseureable when in love with an non-Human
Mister Jonathan lost his pet/wife in New Amerika as well. He simply asked for a new one.
He has also given me a list of several other pleasurable activities that I am not going to mention.
Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
Assassinistan wrote:Does speed make you faster?
New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:49 am
The Floor Kippers wrote:Des-Bal wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Heartless Gits!
The Message was unnceisarry, Why the Hell do you think he attempted suicide!?A message from T.Pertwee
If any Des-Bal falls in love with a Non-Human, I'm talking proper love, and then looses them to death, they'd be pretty upset
We'd Like to add that The Kissing is espcially pleaseureable when in love with an non-Human
Mister Jonathan lost his pet/wife in New Amerika as well. He simply asked for a new one.
He has also given me a list of several other pleasurable activities that I am not going to mention.
Yes, Well the Less said Bout "Mister" Johnathan the better.
The Kissing is more pleasureable than "Other Things" When actually in love, I doubt if "Mister" Jonathan has ever felt that towards Non-Humans at any time in his life
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:50 am
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Floor Kippers » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:51 am

by Lovable Weirdos » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:52 am
Des-Bal wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Des-Bal wrote:The Floor Kippers wrote:Heartless Gits!
The Message was unnceisarry, Why the Hell do you think he attempted suicide!?A message from T.Pertwee
If any Des-Bal falls in love with a Non-Human, I'm talking proper love, and then looses them to death, they'd be pretty upset
We'd Like to add that The Kissing is espcially pleaseureable when in love with an non-Human
Mister Jonathan lost his pet/wife in New Amerika as well. He simply asked for a new one.
He has also given me a list of several other pleasurable activities that I am not going to mention.
Yes, Well the Less said Bout "Mister" Johnathan the better.
The Kissing is more pleasureable than "Other Things" When actually in love, I doubt if "Mister" Jonathan has ever felt that towards Non-Humans at any time in his life
Mister Johnathan himself is not human, he is a member of an incredibly rare race. He has also said things about the effects of a rough tongue that have caused me to go temporarily blind.
Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
Assassinistan wrote:Does speed make you faster?
New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

by Falasia » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:52 am

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:55 am
The Floor Kippers wrote:Well Mr Pertwee can't Comment on that front, BECASUE HIS WIFE TO BE WAS KILLED!
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by New Amerik » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:55 am

by Des-Bal » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:57 am
New Amerik wrote:The Dean offers his condolensces to Mr. Pertwee and wishes to inform him that he is sorry the Hall's defenses did not protect against the Neko. He says that from now on all outsiders of New Amerik are to have remote head-exploding devices put on them when they enter the Hall in order to protect from further incursions. He is almost done reviving the Neko in question, and also offers to attempt to ressurect Ms. Smith if Thomas so wishes.
On an unrelated note, New Amerik will be stepping down back to DEFCOM 4.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos
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