World Anti-Slavery Organization

[Des-Bal]

As you have been told, the trick works on 90% of sane people and it was nice of you to bring the salt

My pleasure, Des-Bal will always be happy to remind the Floor Kippers that their failure and naivety was responsible for many unnecessary deaths.

[The Floor Kippers]

IT WAS YOUR PSYCHO NEKO!

[Des-Bal]

Blame New Amerika their shoddy facility failed to meet the standards required of it.

[Des-Bal]

The Rich Port is ranked 48,065th in the world for Most Armed.

The Floor Kippers is ranked 36,103rd in the world for Most Armed.

Des-Bal is ranked 1,256th in the world for Most Armed.

This is precisely why the attempted occupation of Rich Port has become a bloodbath.

We. Are. Strapped. Perhaps you would do well to stick to diplomacy.

[The Rich Port]

The Rich Port is ranked 48,065th in the world for Most Armed.

The Floor Kippers is ranked 36,103rd in the world for Most Armed.

Des-Bal is ranked 1,256th in the world for Most Armed.

This is precisely why the attempted occupation of Rich Port has become a bloodbath.

We. Are. Strapped. Perhaps you would do well to stick to diplomacy.

So far, my military has only lost 40 guys. And we've safeguarded well over several hundred thousand innocents. The only thing being "strapped" has accomplished in your crazy country is give people the opportunity to slaughter each other.

[Des-Bal]

Yes, we are so incredibly resourceful that we have used our guns to reduce overcrowding. How brilliant we are.

[The Rich Port]

Yes, we are so incredibly resourceful that we have used our guns to reduce overcrowding. How brilliant we are.

If only you got rid of all of the clowns in your country...

[Shrillland]

Maybe that's why Des-Bal is strapped. You should remove clowns from your armed forces, they do nothing but hinder campaigns.

[Viperco1]

To: WASO
From: Alexander Hutchinson
In my old age I am starting to realize my life was all about one thing, profit. And to gain that I did whatever I needed to including the expolitation of human beings. I would now like to undo some of the harm I have done and sell all of my company's slaves to those who will free them rather than the merchants who would simply resell them and as such I will sell 1,000,000 slaves to your organization for 10,000,000,000 Viperco Credits(13,531,000,000 USD). This is the best deal I can get from the board.

[Des-Bal]

Yes, we are so incredibly resourceful that we have used our guns to reduce overcrowding. How brilliant we are.

If only you got rid of all of the clowns in your country...

Clowns are vile abominations they are frequently killed in southern provinces when their actions are misinterpreted as attempts to conjure demons.

[The Rich Port]

To: WASO
From: Alexander Hutchinson
In my old age I am starting to realize my life was all about one thing, profit. And to gain that I did whatever I needed to including the expolitation of human beings. I would now like to undo some of the harm I have done and sell all of my company's slaves to those who will free them rather than the merchants who would simply resell them and as such I will sell 1,000,000 slaves to your organization for 10,000,000,000 Viperco Credits(13,531,000,000 USD). This is the best deal I can get from the board.

While very reasonable, the WASO must settle on whether the amount of slaves being given is enough.

[Des-Bal]

Give them to Des-Bal to replace those stolen by Rich Port.

[The Rich Port]

Give them to Des-Bal to replace those stolen by Rich Port.

Did you even read the letter?

Mr. Hutchinson, the WASO must run through the proper channels first. Be assured, however, that what you are doing is of the noblest of things. Turning over the slaves to a slaver nation would certainly doom their chances of being happy and free.

[Viperco1]

To: WASO
From: Alexander Hutchinson
In my old age I am starting to realize my life was all about one thing, profit. And to gain that I did whatever I needed to including the expolitation of human beings. I would now like to undo some of the harm I have done and sell all of my company's slaves to those who will free them rather than the merchants who would simply resell them and as such I will sell 1,000,000 slaves to your organization for 10,000,000,000 Viperco Credits(13,531,000,000 USD). This is the best deal I can get from the board.

While very reasonable, the WASO must settle on whether the amount of slaves being given is enough.

That would be 500 times what you have freed now and represents 2% of all private slaves in nation and most of the supply. I cannot get more, my personal ones will be freed once this deal is over.

[Des-Bal]

Give them to Des-Bal to replace those stolen by Rich Port.

Did you even read the letter?

Mr. Hutchinson, the WASO must run through the proper channels first. Be assured, however, that what you are doing is of the noblest of things. Turning over the slaves to a slaver nation would certainly doom their chances of being happy and free.

They would not be resold.

[The Rich Port]

That would be 500 times what you have freed now and represents 2% of all private slaves in nation and most of the supply. I cannot get more, my personal ones will be freed once this deal is over.

Alright then... here is what I will do: on behalf of the WASO, acting in it's interests, I, the Chairman of the Worker's Imperial Republic of The Rich Port, shall liberate the 1,000,000 slaves in your custody for the agreed-to 13,531,000,000 USD. Hopefully, I don't get blammed for this...

[Des-Bal]

Oh, and take the strange mans slaves. That's never gone poorly...

[The Rich Port]

Oh, and take the strange mans slaves. That's never gone poorly...

Hey, they aren't coming from YOUR country, but from HIS. So there's a HUGE difference.

[Viperco1]

That would be 500 times what you have freed now and represents 2% of all private slaves in nation and most of the supply. I cannot get more, my personal ones will be freed once this deal is over.

Alright then... here is what I will do: on behalf of the WASO, acting in it's interests, I, the Chairman of the Worker's Imperial Republic of The Rich Port, shall liberate the 1,000,000 slaves in your custody for the agreed-to 13,531,000,000 USD. Hopefully, I don't get blammed for this...

Thank you my conscience can start to be clear now, and with the current recession and the money you just supplied well be able to move into other industries which will keep the board happy and people not expoilted.

[Des-Bal]

Oh, and take the strange mans slaves. That's never gone poorly...

Hey, they aren't coming from YOUR country, but from HIS. So there's a HUGE difference.

Because terrorists exist only in Des-Bal.

[Lioh]

From the Office of the Senior Liohan Government Minister

Dear WASO,

On behalf of the United Federal Federation of Lioh, we are proud to donate 5,000,000,000 Billion NSD to the WASO as well as a Military special forces units to help escort slaves As well as, 2500 Medics and a small Naval and Civilian Relief fleet for the organizations use. May all slavery be abolished.

Sincerely,
Rod Baker
Senior Government Minister of the UFFL

[The Black Plains]

Don't tread on me!

[The Rich Port]

From the Office of the Senior Liohan Government Minister

Dear WASO,

On behalf of the United Federal Federation of Lioh, we are proud to donate 5,000,000,000 Billion NSD to the WASO as well as a Military special forces units to help escort slaves As well as, 2500 Medics and a small Naval and Civilian Relief fleet for the organizations use. May all slavery be abolished.

Sincerely,
Rod Baker
Senior Government Minister of the UFFL

Oh, thank you! ^_^

Because terrorists exist only in Des-Bal.

No... it's just surprising SO MANY OF THEM do.

Don't tread on me!

You done anything you're ashamed of?

[The Rich Port]

Well... chart up 1.5 million more freed slaves, Denecaep... it's over...

And, yeah... take in my resignation, too. I'll be leaving for OMSA now...

[The Floor Kippers]

We will miss you sorely RP