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by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:20 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by Shrillland » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:23 pm

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:32 pm
Shrillland wrote:The All-Shrillland Congress of Peoples has approved the resolution. The People's Commissar of International Trade and Commerce is now instructed to halt all trade with Des-Bal, until this AIDS madness passes.
Salute Comrades!
Des-Bal wrote:Oh yes stand in a neat little line. Markus Jenracks recruiting citizens to operate remote guided vessels filled with ANFO. A torpedo by comparison would be a minor greivous.

by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:35 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:45 pm
Des-Bal wrote:Markus Jenrack is a terrorist not a corporation. We have no control over his actions and at this point our recourses are being dedicated to feeding the hungry and turning back foreign intersts to spend any real effort on detaining him.
On another note people keep throwing dead Sub-Humans onto a pile forming outside the capitol , spiders particularly. Probably representations of Ms Darla.

by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:50 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:55 pm
Des-Bal wrote:Darla is considered the most hated representation of Rich Port apparently burning your flag was insufficient and your chairman lacks the testicular fortitude to show his face.
Our law enforcement has been redirected to keeping citizens from launching attacks against blockade vessels. This madness is what happens when you follow a hornet back to the nest and hit it with a hammer. On the plus side more private citizens have gone into Rat'ka and brought back Sub-Human slaves to replace the ones being executed by rioters. Once they are sold repairs can be made and still leave Des-Bal with a healthy bit of cash.

by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:11 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:27 pm
Des-Bal wrote:These aren't terrorists, they are proud men and women who have found what their fathers and their fathers fathers fought for to be threatened. They are promising a body for every slave stolen. As for the police they are understaffed ,as a good portion are members of the mob ordering blood, and the others are more concerned with protecting militia store houses. God save us if they get into the guns.
There are over one hundred and fifty million Sub-Humans in Des-Bal. 14 million are slaves. There are plenty left.

by Shrillland » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:30 pm

by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:31 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:33 pm
Des-Bal wrote:Well congratulations, your efforts have made this terrorist completely impossible to find. Its difficult to locate a terrorist standing in a group of civillians, when the civillians all look like terrorists its impossible. We will locate the terrorist and we will turn him over to Rich Port so long as the blockade stands the riots will continue and finding him will be impossible.
Any USSS personnell are subject to the same bounty to Markus Jenrack.
WTF.
by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:41 pm
The Rich Port wrote:Des-Bal wrote:Well congratulations, your efforts have made this terrorist completely impossible to find. Its difficult to locate a terrorist standing in a group of civillians, when the civillians all look like terrorists its impossible. We will locate the terrorist and we will turn him over to Rich Port so long as the blockade stands the riots will continue and finding him will be impossible.
Any USSS personnell are subject to the same bounty to Markus Jenrack.
WTF.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:44 pm
Des-Bal wrote:The Rich Port wrote:Des-Bal wrote:Well congratulations, your efforts have made this terrorist completely impossible to find. Its difficult to locate a terrorist standing in a group of civillians, when the civillians all look like terrorists its impossible. We will locate the terrorist and we will turn him over to Rich Port so long as the blockade stands the riots will continue and finding him will be impossible.
Any USSS personnell are subject to the same bounty to Markus Jenrack.
WTF.
Are you disagreeing Wheres Waldo would be less sporting if everyone else were wearing green? How in gods name do you expect us to find this J when every man and his grandmother looks like a terrorist.


by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:46 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:49 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:58 pm
Des-Bal wrote:The situation on our lawn appears to be getting worse. We sent a slave to fix the mess, she is now part of the mess. After you get past the racism and violence lynch mobs are actually kind of prickish.
Des-Bal wrote:They wouldn't look like terrorists if you'd move your damned boats.

by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:59 pm
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:16 pm

by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:18 pm
The Rich Port wrote:
... Yeah, no. Who sent the AIDS that killed 3 of my guys, then? It wasn't nobody, that's for sure. And if indeed it was your government, then there's no way in hell I'm moving my boats.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:21 pm
Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.
Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.
by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:36 pm
The Rich Port wrote:Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.
Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

by Lovable Weirdos » Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:20 pm
Des-Bal wrote:The Rich Port wrote:Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.
Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.
And if Johnny People Eater existed he wouldn't need mega aids he would just rape you. With his brain.
Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
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New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"
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by Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:28 pm
Lovable Weirdos wrote:Des-Bal wrote:The Rich Port wrote:Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.
Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.
And if Johnny People Eater existed he wouldn't need mega aids he would just rape you. With his brain.
I'm pretty sure that happened way before WASO was even created, there'd be no such thing as anti-slavers otherwise.
By the way, we need another one million Neko. *wires USD*
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos
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