NATION

PASSWORD

World Anti-Slavery Organization

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

Advertisement

Remove ads

Where would you like to see most of WASO's action?

Underground Organizations that help slaves run away
509
22%
Buying slaves at slave auctions
359
16%
Interfering in slave trade
467
20%
Military action on nations with much slavery
569
25%
Taking sides in wars that involve slavery
376
16%
 
Total votes : 2280

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:20 pm

Oh yes stand in a neat little line. Markus Jenracks recruiting citizens to operate remote guided vessels filled with ANFO. A torpedo by comparison would be a minor greivous.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
Shrillland
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21089
Founded: Apr 12, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Shrillland » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:23 pm

The All-Shrillland Congress of Peoples has approved the resolution. The People's Commissar of International Trade and Commerce is now instructed to halt all trade with Des-Bal, until this AIDS madness passes.

Salute Comrades!
How America Came to This, by Kowani: Racialised Politics, Ideological Media Gaslighting, and What It All Means For The Future
Plebiscite Plaza 2023
Confused by the names I use for House districts? Here's a primer!
In 1963, Doctor Who taught us all we need to know about politics when a cave woman said, "Old men see no further than tomorrow's meat".

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:32 pm

Shrillland wrote:The All-Shrillland Congress of Peoples has approved the resolution. The People's Commissar of International Trade and Commerce is now instructed to halt all trade with Des-Bal, until this AIDS madness passes.

Salute Comrades!


Contact me through private channels so that our offices may coordinate.

Des-Bal wrote:Oh yes stand in a neat little line. Markus Jenracks recruiting citizens to operate remote guided vessels filled with ANFO. A torpedo by comparison would be a minor greivous.


Tell your corporations to cease and desist. If the government is in anyway contributing to the crimes perpetrated by this J character, we're going in and investigating ourselves.

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:35 pm

Markus Jenrack is a terrorist not a corporation. We have no control over his actions and at this point our recourses are being dedicated to feeding the hungry and turning back foreign intersts to spend any real effort on detaining him.

On another note people keep throwing dead Sub-Humans onto a pile forming outside the capitol , spiders particularly. Probably representations of Ms Darla.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:45 pm

Des-Bal wrote:Markus Jenrack is a terrorist not a corporation. We have no control over his actions and at this point our recourses are being dedicated to feeding the hungry and turning back foreign intersts to spend any real effort on detaining him.

On another note people keep throwing dead Sub-Humans onto a pile forming outside the capitol , spiders particularly. Probably representations of Ms Darla.


Who the hell has something against Darla? She's one person and she ran away from there over two decades ago. And where the hell is your law enforcement? Stop this madness, for God's sake. :shock:

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:50 pm

Darla is considered the most hated representation of Rich Port apparently burning your flag was insufficient and your chairman lacks the testicular fortitude to show his face.

Our law enforcement has been redirected to keeping citizens from launching attacks against blockade vessels. This madness is what happens when you follow a hornet back to the nest and hit it with a hammer. On the plus side more private citizens have gone into Rat'ka and brought back Sub-Human slaves to replace the ones being executed by rioters. Once they are sold repairs can be made and still leave Des-Bal with a healthy bit of cash.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:55 pm

Des-Bal wrote:Darla is considered the most hated representation of Rich Port apparently burning your flag was insufficient and your chairman lacks the testicular fortitude to show his face.

Our law enforcement has been redirected to keeping citizens from launching attacks against blockade vessels. This madness is what happens when you follow a hornet back to the nest and hit it with a hammer. On the plus side more private citizens have gone into Rat'ka and brought back Sub-Human slaves to replace the ones being executed by rioters. Once they are sold repairs can be made and still leave Des-Bal with a healthy bit of cash.


Your law enforcement should be focusing on finding that damn terrorist. Leave your "citizens" to me; we'll try to minimize casualties. Hell, we'll even let them out of the country if they test negative for any diseases. Tell your police to stop the terrorists, they're tearing your country apart, for Pete's sake.

And tell your citizens they won't find much in Rat'ka. I got 100,000-some slaves crossing your border and getting airlifted back to my country.
Last edited by The Rich Port on Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:11 pm

These aren't terrorists, they are proud men and women who have found what their fathers and their fathers fathers fought for to be threatened. They are promising a body for every slave stolen. As for the police they are understaffed ,as a good portion are members of the mob ordering blood, and the others are more concerned with protecting militia store houses. God save us if they get into the guns.

There are over one hundred and fifty million Sub-Humans in Des-Bal. 14 million are slaves. There are plenty left.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:27 pm

Des-Bal wrote:These aren't terrorists, they are proud men and women who have found what their fathers and their fathers fathers fought for to be threatened. They are promising a body for every slave stolen. As for the police they are understaffed ,as a good portion are members of the mob ordering blood, and the others are more concerned with protecting militia store houses. God save us if they get into the guns.

There are over one hundred and fifty million Sub-Humans in Des-Bal. 14 million are slaves. There are plenty left.


Dude... they're disturbing the peace. And getting themselves killed, as if this wasn't bad enough. Please tell them we're not here to cease their freedoms. We're to catch a terrorist and to stop the AIDS.

User avatar
Shrillland
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21089
Founded: Apr 12, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Shrillland » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:30 pm

The USSS will send whatever help necessary to aid Rich Port in it's search.

Salute Comrades!
How America Came to This, by Kowani: Racialised Politics, Ideological Media Gaslighting, and What It All Means For The Future
Plebiscite Plaza 2023
Confused by the names I use for House districts? Here's a primer!
In 1963, Doctor Who taught us all we need to know about politics when a cave woman said, "Old men see no further than tomorrow's meat".

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:31 pm

Well congratulations, your efforts have made this terrorist completely impossible to find. Its difficult to locate a terrorist standing in a group of civillians, when the civillians all look like terrorists its impossible. We will locate the terrorist and we will turn him over to Rich Port so long as the blockade stands the riots will continue and finding him will be impossible.

Any USSS personnell are subject to the same bounty to Markus Jenrack.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:33 pm

Des-Bal wrote:Well congratulations, your efforts have made this terrorist completely impossible to find. Its difficult to locate a terrorist standing in a group of civillians, when the civillians all look like terrorists its impossible. We will locate the terrorist and we will turn him over to Rich Port so long as the blockade stands the riots will continue and finding him will be impossible.

Any USSS personnell are subject to the same bounty to Markus Jenrack.


:palm: WTF.

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:41 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Well congratulations, your efforts have made this terrorist completely impossible to find. Its difficult to locate a terrorist standing in a group of civillians, when the civillians all look like terrorists its impossible. We will locate the terrorist and we will turn him over to Rich Port so long as the blockade stands the riots will continue and finding him will be impossible.

Any USSS personnell are subject to the same bounty to Markus Jenrack.


:palm: WTF.


Are you disagreeing Wheres Waldo would be less sporting if everyone else were wearing green? How in gods name do you expect us to find this J when every man and his grandmother looks like a terrorist.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:44 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Well congratulations, your efforts have made this terrorist completely impossible to find. Its difficult to locate a terrorist standing in a group of civillians, when the civillians all look like terrorists its impossible. We will locate the terrorist and we will turn him over to Rich Port so long as the blockade stands the riots will continue and finding him will be impossible.

Any USSS personnell are subject to the same bounty to Markus Jenrack.


:palm: WTF.


Are you disagreeing Wheres Waldo would be less sporting if everyone else were wearing green? How in gods name do you expect us to find this J when every man and his grandmother looks like a terrorist.


Tell them to get off the street, stop shooting, and put gas masks over their faces before they catch AIDS from all of the blood flying around! If your country is full of only violent terrorists, it wouldn't be worth much being civil with them, now, would it? :palm: :palm:

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:46 pm

They wouldn't look like terrorists if you'd move your damned boats.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:49 pm

The situation on our lawn appears to be getting worse. We sent a slave to fix the mess, she is now part of the mess. After you get past the racism and violence lynch mobs are actually kind of prickish.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:58 pm

Des-Bal wrote:The situation on our lawn appears to be getting worse. We sent a slave to fix the mess, she is now part of the mess. After you get past the racism and violence lynch mobs are actually kind of prickish.


O RLY? I thought they were prickish with or without the racism and the violence...

Des-Bal wrote:They wouldn't look like terrorists if you'd move your damned boats.


We'd move the damn boats if your Shadow Goons found these idiots Johnny and Marcus already and turned them in to the authorities. It's them they should be lynching and shooting, not slaves or my own men.

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:59 pm

Johnny does not exist, and we cannot find markus in this Anarchic state of affairs.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
Esternial
Technical Moderator
 
Posts: 54369
Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:15 pm

Des-Bal wrote:Johnny does not exist, and we cannot find markus in this Anarchic state of affairs.


Problem solved!

Now move the boats.

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:16 pm

Esternial wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Johnny does not exist, and we cannot find markus in this Anarchic state of affairs.


Problem solved!

Now move the boats.


... Yeah, no. Who sent the AIDS that killed 3 of my guys, then? It wasn't nobody, that's for sure. And if indeed it was your government, then there's no way in hell I'm moving my boats.

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:18 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Esternial wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Johnny does not exist, and we cannot find markus in this Anarchic state of affairs.


Problem solved!

Now move the boats.


... Yeah, no. Who sent the AIDS that killed 3 of my guys, then? It wasn't nobody, that's for sure. And if indeed it was your government, then there's no way in hell I'm moving my boats.


A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38094
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rich Port » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:21 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.


:palm: Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:36 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.


:palm: Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.


And if Johnny People Eater existed he wouldn't need mega aids he would just rape you. With his brain.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

User avatar
Lovable Weirdos
Diplomat
 
Posts: 912
Founded: Mar 06, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lovable Weirdos » Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:20 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.


:palm: Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.


And if Johnny People Eater existed he wouldn't need mega aids he would just rape you. With his brain.


I'm pretty sure that happened way before WASO was even created, there'd be no such thing as anti-slavers otherwise.

By the way, we need another one million Neko. *wires USD*
On hiatus from these forums until 2012. Can still be contacted via telegram.

Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!

Assassinistan wrote:Does speed make you faster?

New Amerik wrote:So I'm scrolling the Internet, and it's three in the morning, and I see flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag,flag, flag, and then BAM! A HORSE! And I go, "Holy Christ! That person's some kind of weirdo!"

Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

User avatar
Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32095
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:28 pm

Lovable Weirdos wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
A random terrorist. Had he claimed to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would you believe it? The legend of Johnny People Eater is traditional Des-Bali. Using Johnny as a nome de plume was likely a sign of radical nationalism.


:palm: Of course not! Abraham Lincoln doesn't need to be a ghost, he just has to rise back from the dead if he was pissed enough.


And if Johnny People Eater existed he wouldn't need mega aids he would just rape you. With his brain.


I'm pretty sure that happened way before WASO was even created, there'd be no such thing as anti-slavers otherwise.

By the way, we need another one million Neko. *wires USD*


We are presently under blockade. Please do NOT send ships or terrorists to destroy Rich Port vessels that would be VERY BAD do NOT do this. Yes, if you were to destroy the Rich Port blockade we would be able to ship the slaves immeadiately but please do NOT destroy the vessels.

DON'T destroy them even though it would be really really convenient and fun. DON'T.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=46384&start=0
Last edited by Des-Bal on Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to International Incidents

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: CoreWorlds, Domanania, Erythrean Thebes, Guavalandia, Lauzanne, Legatia, Neo-Western East Korea, Novaya Maskiya, Relikai, Santoak, The Military State of the Galapagos, The Tsunterlands, World of Krieg

Advertisement

Remove ads