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Of Tourists, Tits and Trogons [CLOSED-Kosmopol Only]

Postby Kaitjan » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:40 pm

Time: Summer, 10th day of the Month of the Cat (6th month of the Chirm Calendar) 3017 SH

Place: People's Republic of Kaitjan, Keshi district

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The 17.00 flight from Khogra was late.

That in itself was nothing unusual . The distance between Khogra and Pakhodai valley was considerable, and the small I5 aircraft relied on good weather on both ends to make the weekly trip. But now Naira's Osnáati wristwatch showed 19.00 exactly, and two hours of delay was beginning to push the limits of what was acceptable. She looked up from dial and scanned the sky again. After the past few stormy days, it had finally cleared and was now a beautiful shade of pale blue. A pair of innocuously white clouds nestled between the twin peaks of distant Mount Yar, but they were also the only thing visible on the horizon. No plane, no quiet rumble of twin propeller engines - nothing. The skies were clear, slowly darkening as the warm evening sun slowly headed west.

Comrade Naira Tayva, Assistant Regional Political Overseer (a long title which was usually shortened to the more practical ARPO) popped another banana flavoured bubblegum. At a distance and on the other side of the runway, two billy-goats slammed their foreheads together with a wooden 'thump'. Naira looked in their direction just in time to see both of the hairy animals rear and bash their horned heads together a second time. The other goats had parted to give the brawlers room but save for the occasional glance they continued peacefully grazing the hardy mountain shrub which grew atop the ridge. Despite the sound of hard skulls bashing together and the quiet howl of the mellow wind, Pakho Airport was quiet as it peacefully slept in the summer sun. Standing on the concrete porch of the terminal Naira could see the entirety of the compound in all of its slowly crumbling glory. It was old, and ever since it had been built in the late 2970s it had not experienced much in the way of modernization or even repair. Not that it had been much of an airport to begin with; it only had one narrow runway which stretched across the flattest portion of the ridge. The touch-down zone was a few pesky metres short of a steep mountain drop, and the end and apron ended just in front of a large, jagged crag which had weathered all attempts to remove it. In the end, the original Keshi engineers had just given up, cobbled together a brick terminal and a workshop of corrugated metal and then left, never to come back. Perhaps the only real, man-made change to Pakho Airport since was the goat shed, the new 'Welcome to Pakhodai' sign written in Kaitjanese (the old Keshi one could be seen rusting in a remote corner of the compound) and the flagpole - which for the past quarter century had been flying the roaring tiger of the most glorious People's Republic. Other than that the airport remained a cheaply and hastily constructed version of the Keshi 2970s.

"Would you want some coffee, Miss Tayva?"

Naira looked over her shoulder. Ogodei Udzen - director, head maintenance engineer, flight coordinator and sole permanent employee of Pakho Airport - had come out from the terminal. Propping up the heavy iron door with his shoulder he showed her the thermos and cups.

"Oh sorry." He said. "Comrade Tayva. Pardon me. Do you want some coffee?"

"If you insist, comrade director." She said softly.

"Ah, it would be my pleasure." Ogodei said, and his dry lips parted in a smile, which, despite the discoloured teeth, was both warm and earnest. "Either inside or out here, however you want it. Maybe inside would be better, though. You never know with the wind - before you know it starts blowing hard and gives you a cold."

"It's still warm." Naira said. "I don't mind drinking it out here."

"Of course!" he exclaimed. "Then give me a moment and I will get the chairs."

The concrete porch facing the runway had a roof made of a corrugated metal sheet. The signs welded to it informed the new arrivals that inside the unseemly two-storey brick building they would find a checkpoint, staff offices, waiting room, baggage storage, and cafe, all of which were currently empty. The minivan driver had left for Pala some time ago, saying that if the 17.00 Khogra flight did eventually arrive, then they would have to call him, as he had better things to do but to sit around drinking stale soft drinks on the ridge all day. Propping the door open with a brick Ogodei hauled two chairs onto the porch, graciously offering Naira to pick whichever she wanted. Having thrown away the bubblegum she took the one to the right - both wooden seats were identical.

"Here you go." The director said, pouring some black brew into a cup and handing it to her. "Freshly made, I just poured it from the coffee-maker upstairs."

"Thank you."

"It's my pleasure."

He smiled again. He often did when Naira was around. As custom bid, he raised the cup slightly in the air above his head and took the first sip. It was a tradition which could be found all across Apisteftia - after welcoming his guest the host would drink and eat first, just to assure them that there was no poison present to ruin the meal. Even in the remote Dzur Massif in the eastern Brúudar mountains, there had been political intrigue in the past. Nowadays, however, there was not much of it, just as there wasn't much of anything in general. The valley which now stretched out in front of Naira and Ogodei seemed very tranquil indeed.

It was the largest of several valleys which nestled among the jagged peaks and grey crags of the Dzur Massif. Long before humans ever came here the Pakh river had made the long and arduous journey from the glaciers to the northeast to the lowlands. It had twisted and meandered like a snake to find its way through the mountains, and in its wake - wherever the conditions proved to be right and the ground could be suitably eroded by the running water - narrow valleys emerged, just as twisting and meandering as the river itself. Pakhodai was one of them. Now the Pakh river flowed along the bottom of the valley, the icy cold waters glittering in the sun. Above its banks were forested hills and slopes (some flatter than others) and which slowly turned into cliffs and mountainsides. Even without binoculars, one could vaguely see some of the tiny roads which desperately clung to the steep terrain, connecting the villages and small towns which perched like birds on ledges and crags - small and grey. The Pakhodai people had never been numerous, but for two thousand years they and their shaggy goats, cows and yaks had somehow got by in the mountains. Such tenacity deserved some respect.

"Is it good?" Ogodei asked.

"It's fine, thank you." Naira said, taking another tentative sip of the hot brew.

"Bah." He gave himself an annoyed smack in the forehead. It was very large forehead, and one which was quickly growing as his hairline retreated back over his skull. "I forgot you liked yours with milk. I can go get some just quick, I still have some in the fridge."

"No, it's fine." She assured him. "Thank you."

"Don't drink much milk myself." Ogodei continued, once again reclining in his chair. "The kiddies can have it. What's the point of me stealing their mama's milk?"

"Your goats have a very gracious host, then."

"They do important work, miss.. eh.. comrade Tayva. And they clear the ground better than anyone else for far cheaper. Not that anyone would want to cut the shrub up here. No, the goats earn their keep. Good animals. A bit of a character, the bucks, but they're good animals. You learn to appreciate them up here. It's company, even if they don't say much useful. Or maybe they do and I just don't understand it."

He chuckled to himself and Naira smiled. The director had a lonely job up here. She did not envy him. She tried some more of the coffee. It was made from powdered beans, but it was still decent, and decent made it good by local standards. Still a long shot from what was drunk in the north, of course.

Naira was a lowlander. Mostly, at least. In the eyes of the local mountain folk, however, it was quite obvious that she was an outsider, and the only way it would have been even more blatant would if she wore a sign around her neck. Her skin was darker than what was usual around here; a warm shade of olive more at home in the sweltering jungles of central heartlands than the mountains. Still pretty, though - she had softly rounded cheeks and chin, and a delicate button nose. Plump lips, dark eyes, black hair. Peasant girl. Not bad. But it was really the way she dressed which made her stick out in Pakhodai. Most local women wore long dresses of felted wool and colourful shawls and scarves, but not comrade Naira Tayva, whose garb looked more like a uniform. It was dark green - plain and without decoration. Jacket with matte brass buttons and a tall, starched collar, leather belt, and a modest knee-length skirt. Form fitting, yes, but fully within what was deemed acceptable. It was an austere outfit, yet one not without a certain elegance - Naira would have fit perfectly in one of the state's many in-depth manuals detailing the dress code and conduct of its agents. Naira was very particular in the regard, actually. The makeup was light and almost unnoticeable, and her black hair was kept in a conservative knot at the base of her skull with the help of a red ribbon. Topping off the image of the perfect representative of the OCPK was a small soft cap with a screen, stylishly placed atop Naira's head and sporting a red star of Kaitjan.

Now she sat slightly leaned forward in her chair, one leg crossed over the other and both hands deftly holding on to the hot cup. Her eyes wandered to the horizon again, and her shoulders lowered with a light sigh.

"It's a shame about the plane." The director said, watching her over the brim of his own cup. "But it's the weather. Long flight and the winds change quickly, and I heard that it was raining back in the foothills. Maybe they had to turn around."
"Do you know for sure?"

"No, sorry." He regretfully shook his head. "The radio has been messing with me lately. Signal's never been good, and now it's really beginning to give up one me."

"Really? Then you need to immediately order a new one." Naira said. "An airport can't function without a radio."

"I filled in the papers for one last month down in the Pala. The good people there told me they'd send it immediately with the next flight, but... hm, I haven't heard anything about it."

"For one month?" Naira raised a concerned eyebrow."

"Something like that. Three weeks, I think. Three and a half."

A tiny notebook and a pen hid in one of the pockets of Naira's jacket. After having put down the cup onto the ground she quickly flipped through to the last clean page and added a small note.

"I will take it up with the department." She said while writing. "I won't have this kind of neglect on my watch."

"Do you... think it will help?" Ogodei asked with a careful glance at the page.

"I will make sure it helps." Naira replied and returned the pen and notebook to their pocket. "This airport a strategic asset belonging to the People, comrade Udzen, and it is our duty not to fail them."

"Of course." He quickly agreed with a vigorous nod. "Of course not. Not fail the people, that is. We can't have that. Kyr Wanúr - scatter the ashes - wouldn't be happy if we did"

"Most honourable* comrade Kýr Wanúr." Naira smilingly corrected him. "When it comes to men like him we should use the proper title."

"My bad. I forget myself."

"We all do. Even the best of us."

They sat in silence for a while, drinking coffee and eyeing the sky. The sun was slowly closing to the mountains in the west, and snow-capped Mount Yar was veiling itself in misty clouds. Pakhodai basked in the last few hours of sunlight. The two bucks were bashing horns again. Naira held her cup as to shield her watch from the sun and squinted down at the 24 point star painted on the dial. The arms showed 19.15.

"Comrade director," she began as she tucked the watch in under her sleeve.

"Udzen is fine." Ogodei said. "Director..." he gave his head a little shake "Udzen is fine by me. Or Ogodei. I like both, really. I want to believe we know each other. If you don't mind, of course."

Naira did not hesitate for long, but she did hesitate. "Comrade Udzen, then. I need to know if the plane is coming today. Could you try to find out?"

"I can try - the radio still works, even if it isn't very good anymore. Can I ask, eh, are you in a hurry?"

"Somewhat." Naira replied. "If the plane isn't coming today then I need to get going back to Pala. I rather not drive in the dark."

"There's still a few hours of sun left."

"Still, I would want to know for certain. I have other duties to attend to."

"Of course you do. Sorry, I do forget myself." He rose from his chair, emptying his coffee cup in one quick go. "Time tends to flow differently up here, I hope you understand. Easy to lose track of it. Ah yes, the radio. I'll try to find out right now. Do you want to come inside? It's getting chilly, I think, and I would hate for you to catch a cold."

He was not wrong. The wind was unusually calm today, but Naira had noticed that the air was getting cooler. Walking around was fine, but sitting down - even if it was in the sun - could still get nippy. Naira's skirt was modest, sure, but it still left a considerable amount of leg bare. She smoothed out a crease in the dark fabric and got to her feet. Ogodei politely held the door open for her as she walked first into the terminal.

The bottom floor of the building was dominated by the waiting room. The decor was sparse in the extreme and consisted out of a couple of benches for travellers and some safety-promoting posters hung at random on the wall. The adjacent doors were marked with small signs, and one of them was partially open - revealing the rumbling fridge which served as the centrepiece of the cafe. The second floor was reserved for the airport staff and contained a lunchroom, the air tower (which was a room rather than a tower) and some storages. It was also Ogodei's apartment. The living room was quite spacious - especially by Pakhodai standards - and surprisingly cosy. Colourful tapestries of local design graced the barren walls, several thick rugs covered the floor and an aged TV and radio sat on a cupboard opposite the couch futon. At the centre of the room was a low floor table, surrounded by cushions.

"A bit of a mess, I suppose," Ogodei said, overlooking the room with a nervous scratch of the head. "I hope it isn't too bad... Oh, the cups, the cups -" he was about to reach for Naira's when he realized that it was still filled with coffee. "Sorry."

"I'll put in the kitchen when I'm done." She said. "I can take care of yours now."

Without waiting for an answer she took his mug and headed into the small kitchen. Ogodei remembered why they were upstairs and hurried to the radio room. Naira washed his cup off in the metal sink and put it next to it to dry. When done she walked over to one of the windows and scanned the northern horizon.

Still empty, still clear.

It was beginning to annoy her. Yes, the flights to Pakhodai were almost always late, but she had hoped that today they would - for once - be on time. The colleague back in Khogra had called the Pala Party headquarters as soon as he had made sure that the foreigner was safely aboard the 17.00 plane. Over the phone they had made sure to write down the details and exact time of the operation for the benefit of the Ministry of Foreign Interaction. When it came to foreign nationals one could never be too careful, and the departments charged with keeping track of them were pedantic in the extreme. Every hour the Prut was stuck in transit - even if it was aboard an airplane - was a blind spot which neither the paper pushers nor the security services approved of. It was supposed to work like clockwork; the colleague would handle all the documents in Khogra, make sure that the foreigner was safe, sound and harmless aboard the flight, where upon arrival he would come under Naira's jurisdiction and responsibility. Delays or change of plans due to unforeseen circumstances would mean more paperwork and much annoyance. Naira imagined the bureaucratic nightmare (not to mention the scandal) which would ensue if the plane crashed, shuddered and quickly pushed the thought away. It was better not to think about such things.

Next to the runway the goats had finally figured out their differences and returned to their grazing. Naira turned her head when she heard Ogodei approach.

"Can't seem to get a signal." He said with a guilty shrug. "I'm getting some other frequencies, but not the one I need. Ah, technology, I tell you, it never does what it's supposed to."

Naira sighed. What was she supposed to do now? Driving home in darkness on Pakhodai mountain roads was something she really wanted to avoid. She was a good driver, but not suicidal.

"Are you waiting for someone in particular?" Ogodei asked

"You could say that. It's an official visitor from far away."

"Tourist?"

Naira thought about it for a moment. "Something of that kind. A hunter, if I'm not wrong."

"A hunter? Don't get those very often. Not many leopards around here, and that's what the hunters usually wanted, isn't it?"

Naira just shrugged, busy as she was trying to figure out the best course of action. Nightfall was not far away, and no pilot would dare to land on Pakho Airport in the dark. She looked at her watch again and a small, annoyed wrinkle appeared by her mouth.

"I probably need to get going." She said.

"Already? There's still hope it'll come."

"Maybe. But as I said, I don't want to go back in the dark."

"That is true." The director said, and Naira could not help but notice the disappointment creeping onto his weathered face. "I'd not trust the roads either. They are fine for people, but cars, even cars like yours - they aren't made for them."

Naira nodded. "Thank you very much, comrade Udzen. For your time and the coffee."

"You are more than welcome - it's always an honour to have you here. But I would be a terrible host if I didn't offer some sort of meal. It's more than past the proper time. I was planning to eat now anyway."

If there is one thing which all peoples in Apisteftia have in common with each other, then it is the belief that hospitality is sacred. Failing to offer a guest food and refreshments is unforgivable, but it also means that refusing an invitation is an insult. Also, it so happens that isolated communities - and Pakhodai was home to one - can be quite old fashioned. So Naira agreed.

"If only very quickly."

"Quick it is!" Ogodei's face lit back up and he smiled again. "It won't take long. Please - sit, sit."

Again - hard to refuse. Naira's job was equal parts representing the OCPK and keeping the locals engaged and mindful of the nation which they were citizens of. It meant dinners, meals and countless cups of coffee and tea. An occupational hazard, really. So she sat down on the closest of the floor cushions, crossing her legs while carefully adjusting her skirt and placing her cap next to her.

"Do you mind music?" Ogodei asked, sticking his head out of the kitchen. "I do like some music in the evenings."

"Not at all."

The music cassette her host placed in the radio turned out to contain jazz. Kesh - while it had yet to become a district of the glorious People's Republic - had liked their jazz in addition to daily prayer and sacrifice. It had been long before Naira's birth, and she did not recognize the singer chanting to the tunes of the mellow saxophone.

"Do you like jazz, miss Tayva?" Ogodei asked from the kitchen.

"Comrade Tayva." She corrected him, calmly but sternly. "I don't mind it."

"I do love it. Back in the day - while I still served in the army, uh, before the Glorious Agreement, that is - I used to listen to it all the time. There were great artists back then. I have a nice collection."

"You do?"

It was all polite conversation. It came with the job. Ogodei made it easy, however - he liked to talk, and Naira did not blame him - the man had spent the last fifteen years on a lonely wind-haunted ridge with little in the way of company. She had known him for a while, but in the same way as she knew a lot of other people - as acquaintances she met in the line of work.
Ogodei was a good man, but as Naira finished her coffee she could not help but to wonder if he would try and keep her until it was too late to drive home. The thought was slightly amusing.

"... so I still managed to get my hands on the full collection of venerable Bakur Bo-Bahur." The Ogodei continued, speaking loudly to be heard over a sugary ballade. "It cost me my shirt, but I haven't regretted it yet. It's classic, his music. Oh, it reminds me -"

He peeked out of the doorway again with a bottle of something vaguely golden inside. "Brandy?"

Now this was getting too interesting for Naira's taste. "No thank you. I am driving."

"I hope you don't mind if I take a glass then?"

"As long as it is within reason, comrade."

"Within reason, of course. Reason is important."

Naira's eyes wandered over the tapestries on the wall until they hit one of the windows. The skies and mountains were beautiful, and the only thing ruining the tranquil painting was the moving black spot. Naira rose to her feet and walked over to the window to get a better look. At first, it had almost looked like a fly crawling over the glass, but the only flies she found were stone dead on the windowsill.

"Comrade Udzen?"

"Yes?"

"Can you take a look at this?"

He came out of the kitchen and joined Naira by the window. He squinted, muttered something to himself and grabbed the binoculars which hung from a nail on the wall.

"Uhh..." he drawled, adjusting the lenses. "Ah. It's a sparrow, I think. Yes, definitively a sparrow. Must be our plane."

He offered Naira the binoculars. With them, it was obvious that the dot was an aircraft, but she did not have the trained eye of the director.

"Two hours and forty-five minutes late." She remarked.

"Those pilots are hopeless. But..." Ogodei scratched his head. "I need to get the runway ready. Terribly sorry about supper, here I was promising and..."

"Don't worry." Naira politely interrupted. "It can wait for another time."

The I5 drew closer. Once again standing on the terminal porch Naira could begin to make out the details. The sparrow was a utility and transport aircraft; small, with an almost square fuselage and two propellers on its wing. It was painted bright yellow, with vehicle number and the falling comet of the venerable All-National Air Services of Kaitjan* painted in red on both sides of the nose. It made a funny sound as it flew - almost as something a very big sewing machine would do. A shouting Ogodei chased the goats away from the runway and, wildly flailing his hands, herded them towards their enclosed shack near the perimeter fence. Naira watched him give the last buck through the gate a smack on the rump to hurry it on before running back to the terminal himself. He was holding a walkie-talkie now, probably communicating to the pilot that he could go in for a goat-free landing. The sparrow made a wide circle around the ridge and began its descent.

It missed.

Instead of making touchdown it rushed past a pesky dozen metres above the runway, turning sharply upwards and to the side to avoid the big rock. Naira bit her lower lip. It would not look good if the foreigner ended up a charred corpse the first thing he did in her jurisdiction. The sparrow gained height and flew away, and for a short while it seemed as if he was going to return the way he had come. But at the other side of the valley it turned around, and with wings almost vertically placed it headed back towards the ridge. This time, after having straightened out, it began its descent several seconds earlier.

The rumble grew louder.

The gears bumped hard against the asphalt and the whole aircraft bounced, the impact throwing it back into the air. Then came touchdown. Brakes screeching the plane rushed down the runway.

It was going too fast. Far too fast, and straight for the big rock.

Naira could already imagine the scandal and steeled herself for the coming crash. But the sparrow, despite the odds stacked against it, prevailed. Jumping and bouncing as it went its speed changed from suicidal to dangerous and finally to merely quick. Air brakes flaring it came to a safe - if nerve-wracking - stop in front of the terminal. Naira felt an urge to clap, but the passengers probably already had all that covered. The propellers were still spinning when Ogodei rolled the boarding steps up to the aircraft's doors. Adjusting her cap Naira slowly headed towards it. It was time.

The door swung outwards and up, and the passengers began disembarking. There were not many of them, but that was nothing unusual. The primary purpose of the sparrow was the transportation of goods and equipment, and those who for one reason or another needed to get to the mountain valleys of Dzur Massif had to simply squeeze themselves in wherever there was an empty space. Naira herself, upon her arrival three years ago, had made the journey in-between a disassembled motorcycle and a crate's worth of history books.

"Welcome to Pakhodai!" Ogodei shouted over the sound of the engines. "Come out, come out; it's safe now. The ground isn't going anywhere. Oh, here we go-"

The bald little man who was first out the door was a shade of pale green, and needed to be grabbed by the director as to not trip and fall on his face. It was not the man Naira was waiting for - the poor sod was clearly a Keshi. Behind him came a young man in military garb, large rucksack and army cap in hand. Judging by the relative ease with which he disembarked and the joyous look he gave the surrounding mountains, he was probably a local - returning home from army service. Next were four surveyors - looking only slightly less shaky than the heaving baldy - who unloaded together with an arsenal's worth of climbing and measuring equipment. Both impatient and intrigued Naira bit her lip again.

And there he was - the mad foreigner. The one who had voluntarily put himself through a sea of paperwork and travelled to a remote backwater corner of Kaitjan; now laboriously squeezing his tall frame through the door while simultaneously trying to mind the stairs, his backpack and the crossbow slung over his shoulder. Pale, tall and round-eyed - it was a Prut. Couldn't be anyone else. Having made sure to look as professional as humanly possible Naira stepped forward to receive him.

"Good evening." She said in perfect school Low Prut. "On the behalf of the OCPK and our People's Republic, I want to welcome you to Pakhodai Valley."
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Thank you!, he replied, in somewhat decent and very heavily accented Kaitjanese. Well, some sort of Kaitjanese that was obviously learned far away from any actual native speakers. The rest followed in also rather heavily accented Low Prut.

“Give me a moment.”

He jumped down with quite the heft, bending his knees and cushioning the impact in a very practiced manner while producing a pretty loud thud. He stretched and made a few very satisfied and apparently long awaited creaks—one could hear the bones and muscles releasing tension and snapping back into place. And just now it became obvious how bulky this outlander was; between his toes and head was easily a good two metres and a few shy centirmetres, while his shoulders had probably the exact same amount in girth. All muscles. All. He either didn’t bother to hide it, or more likely still hadn’t adjusted to the difference in humidity and temperature. He had pants of some firm but somewhat loose-fitting material and rather sturdy, well- and often-used boots, but his torso was covered only by an undershirt—a rather dull, grey, and very sweaty vest—his arms, neck, and a good chunk of his upper body were bare. Or rather not bare, just not covered by cloths.

He had several tattoos; left shoulder and upper arm, a stylised anchor, city gate, and ship, and under that combo was a light bulb in a cog, with some writing in atypical font and script, and under the arm, barely visible was a medicinal tattoo, what soldiers usually referred to as a meat tag. This was the so called Streiterstempel, a small tag that a vast majority of Prut have, since it was usually received after completing basic military training—similar to a dog tag, it had relevant information about the person in particular; blood type, allergies and/or common medical issues, an ID number, and in some cases some other pertinent information. Since his was partially covered, without close examination a glance would only suggest that he was AB+. His right shoulder and upper arm had various animals standing in dignified, and a bit menacing poses, all done in a style reminiscent of ‘trash polka’. The most prominent animal, smack in the middle was a boar. Surrounding that lovely and feral razorback were quite a few exemplary critters; a wolf, snake, mountain lion, several predators and other birds, and even a fish here and there. This large tattoo reached nearly his elbow and covered almost his entire shoulder and upper arm, with a few blank spots here and there, apparently left on purpose. If he had any on his back couldn’t be seen right now.

Unlike what his bulk, size, fierce appearance, and practical clothing, as well as the reason he was here, would suggest, his face, expressions, and overall demeanor were rather calm, pleasant, even nice. He had an oval face, with a lot of colour but few blemishes. A healthy fellow. He kept a neat and trimmed goatee, short and thick. However, his facial hair and his hair in general were light and blonde, so they could never be as prominent or pronounced as he’d perhaps like. His cut was short and practical, but his air was also rather thick, giving him a golden glow. He also picked up a slight tan during his time in Kaitjan, which was rather pronounced on his face—otherwise he’d likely be light skinned, maybe even somewhat on a the pale-ish side. His eyes were big, friendly, and greenish-blue, tending more to blue. All said and done it gave him a slightly comical appearance.

Or rather, most of his features gave him a slightly comical veneer given his surroundings. He was ridiculously bigger than the people around him, he barely fit into the plane he came with, and he looked cartoonish when he stood next to it with his head almost reaching above the top of the craft, and even his travel bag, rucksack, and other knickknacks he had with him looked childishly small on him, even though they were all adult-size and large.

„Василије Љубичанин“, he introduced himself somewhat absentmindedly before he realised his tone and accent and switched back to proper if oddly pronounced Low Prut. “Wasilije Lyubitschanin, pleasure to meet you and thank you very much for the welcome.”

Since he thankfully wasn’t offered a hand—not a custom among Prut—he inclined his head, just a little, greeting Naira with a polite nod.

“I’m the man from Lieblich.”

He waited for a moment, apparently expecting people to laugh at a joke everyone was supposed to be familiar with, but again realising this wasn’t exactly the audience for it, he just continued without letting it linger or get awkward.

“Well, the man from Lieblich and those other, lesser 99.2% of the Prut Meritocracy. But, no one cares about those parts. I’m still picking up Kaitjanese, so I hope you don’t mind we keep everything in Low Prut for now.” He gestured to her to wait for a second as he rummaged through his bum bag and rucksack, producing a few papers rather quickly. “My licence, my weapon permit, travel documents, ID, visa, passport, and the copies of all of them. Obviously.”

He grinned. He just adjusted his crossbow and bag, throwing them around his shoulder and waited patiently for the check and response.
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Postby Kaitjan » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:51 am

Despite his rather intimidating appearance, Herr Lyubitschanin did not come off as unfriendly. His mouth and eyes were smiling, and although his accent was nothing like the recordings of Low Prut speech Naira had listened to back at the university, she could still understand him well enough. The comment about being the man from Lieblich threw her off, however. The pause immediately after it was short, but it was clear that he had been expecting some sort of response. Perhaps it was a reference, maybe it was just him trying to be helpful by stating his city of origin. It could also be an aspect of his native - Veleslavian - language, which Naira simply had not heard before. The latter was quite likely - the cassette recordings had never covered the peculiarities of regional accents and dialects of the Meritocracy.

Before she had time to take the reins of the conversation the giant foreigner began shoving documents into her hand. He seemed to have picked up the importance of paperwork during his stay in the country, and Naira's smile briefly switched from purely professional to genuinely amused.

"Thank you." She said with a glance on his passport. "But not here. If you would follow me to the terminal, please."

She gestured towards the building, and after having assured herself that he had understood her instructions, she set course towards it. Ogodei, who up until now had been staring at the Veleslav with a mixture of awe and confusion, was finally forced to tend to the other arrivals, who were already waving their own document in his face. Lyubitschanin seemed to be used to such looks by now, and after having slung his rucksack and crossbow over his shoulder again he followed Naira towards the terminal, eyes wandering as he took the sight of the airport in. After having seen the great lowland cities during his journey, the crumbling provincial airstrip was probably not very impressive.

"This way please." Naira held the door open for him as he squeezed himself and his baggage through it, and when she was sure that no part of him was still stuck in the doorway, she followed him. The iron door slammed behind them when she pointed out the empty cafe. "In there. This won't take long."

The cafe was small, yes, but it had a table and chairs, and it was much easier to use it as an improvised passport checkpoint than the dedicated booth at the other end of the waiting room. Naira highly doubted that she would be able to get the Veleslav inside it even if she tried. With another gesture she bid him to take a seat, and when he had settled on a loudly creaking chair, she sat down opposite him. His documents she placed in the middle of the table, where a shaft of evening sunlight helpfully fell from the window.

"Herr Lyubitschanin, I am pleased to meet you. My name is Naira Tayva." She said, making sure to precisely pronounce every sound and syllable. In dealings with foreigners, it was advised to make the introduction and presentation of name and rank as clear and easily understandable as possible. "I represent the Official Communist Party of Kaitjan in Pakhodai commune as Assistant Regional Political Overseer. You can refer to me as Overseer Tayva or Miss Tayva."

While she talked she went through his papers, starting with the passport. Deftly and with the efficiency of someone who had done her share of paper-pushing she opened it, inspected the data page and quickly flipped through the rest of the book to find the appropriate stamps.
"This is merely a formality." She continued, making sure to equally distribute attention between papers and their owner. "As soon as we are done here we will be going to Pala, and there you will be registered as a visitor to Pakhodai commune. I know that you have gone through many checkpoints and inspections by now, Herr Lyubitschanin, but you are not the average traveller, and our People's Republic takes matters of security and proper documentation very seriously."

It was not an apology, simply a stating of the fact. When satisfied that the passport and visa were in order Naira moved on to the ID card, flipping it between her fingers as she checked the issuing date, personal information while simultaneously making sure that small square in the corner changed colour when she held it up in the light. She had no reason to suspect that Herr giant foreigner was using fake documents (he wouldn't have come this far if he had), but rules were rules and she stuck to them.

"I must inform you that Pakhodai commune is subject to the same laws as the rest of the People's Republic of Kaitjan, and as part of your temporary right to travel through the country, you are bound to follow these laws. If you carry anything of illicit nature such as undocumented weapons, narcotics, and/or any form of unsanctioned ideological, political or pornographic media, you should give them up now."

Lyubitschanin's hunting and weapon license were also in order. While she appraised the green stamps of the Ministry of Natural Wildlife Resources, Naira also discreetly inspected the to-be hunter himself. She had not expected him to be a diplomat, clad in a dark summer suit with slick hair and slim sunshades, but she hadn't anticipated that the Prut - or Veleslav, in this case - visitor would be so... informal. The sweat-soaked grey undershirt, the obviously well-worn boots, and the rough trousers would have been at home on a soldier on maintenance duty, a lumberjack or even a lowland ranger, although they would need to be several sizes smaller to fit. The clothes themselves were fine - it was that they combined to make the foreigner look if not shabby, but a bit too casual. The revealing tank-top did compliment his shoulders and arms, though - there was clearly a lot of good quality muscle beneath those tattoos. As Naira finished up with the 'Proof of Right to Travel on Sovereign Territory of the People's Republic of Kaitjan' document, she allowed herself to study the ink. It was different from what she was used to, and it didn't tell her much about what it was supposed to represent. The animals did, however, seem military in origin. Despite the weird design, they did remind Naira of the tigers, crocodiles, and leopards adorning the shoulders, arms, and backs of Kaitjanese army personnel.

"If you have any foreign currency you will have the chance to convert it to Kaitjanese tigrons in Pala. Keep your papers and personal belongings on your person at all times. Follow the instructions of the OCPK representative assigned to you. Photography is permitted, but only under the supervision of said representative."

Naira placed his passport atop a tidy stack of documents and pushed it over to Lyubitschanin's side of the table. She crossed her arms, straightened her already straight back further and gave him a big smile.

"With all that said, Herr Lyubitschanin, I want to once again welcome you to Pakhodai Valley. I will be your guide for the duration of your stay. If you have a question - please ask, and I will answer to the best of my abilities. If you have no question, then I have a car waiting to take us both to Pala."
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:45 am

“I do have a few, yes. Well, that and a small request. A tiny one.”

While Naira was talking Wasilije had been taking a few notes and he had been apparently checking a map of the area, courtesy of another grey face that tried to be friendly, or more likely either curry some favour or impress a superior. Likely their mother or father, as Wasilije had learned that the Kaitjanese sometimes had rather odd customs regarding accountability and responsibility. For a moment he wondered if Naira would also be reprimanded by her superiors first and by her parents second if she messed up… or perhaps by her husband? No, she did say ‘miss’. Her father then, probably.

“Basel.” He grinned. “I know pronouncing my name is a bit difficult, and I’m somewhat uncomfortable being called Herr Lyubitschanin outside of a professional, that is business environment. If I’m not at work, then Herr Lyubitschanin is my uncle. And Miss Tayva, I’m definitely here for reasons unrelated to work. So please, unless you really need me for engineering and electrical-related issues, please call me ‘Basel’. It’s a preferred and acceptable Low Prut variant of my Veleslav name. Rolls of the tongue nicely, doesn’t it? So let’s go with that.”

He tapped on the map, spread it properly, and circled Pala with his finger.

“This is it, right?” he looked at his outfit, very obviously pretending to only now realise how he looked like. He had a certain charm when he continued. “Pala is fine with me for today, but I’d like to visit this spot at first convenience.” He pointed at some area on the map. “Of course you’ll be protecting me from any potential dangers. May I suggest then that your current attire might not be the best choice for an extended trip in the mountains? That’s the idea behind the whole trip. So, if it aligns with your plans, we could depart for Pala now, I sort myself out, we get you some outdoors type clothing, and tomorrow we hit higher ground.”

He stopped abruptly, laughed a bit and shook his head.

“Then again, I do not wish to embarrass you. I mean, you can’t bring me to Pala like this, that would be ridiculous.” There was some genuine concern for her reputation—he didn’t want her or anyone else in trouble after all—but he was also rather jocose about the whole matter. “I have proper and clean dress with me. If you give me an opportunity to take a quick shower, right here right now, I can change and you can present me there all nice and properly.”

He winked and added:

“Even got soap with me, nicked… I mean ‘acquired’ from the Prutóem. Spirit gave it to me.”
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Postby Kaitjan » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:09 am

‘Maintain polite but formal relation to the person in question. Address him or her by appropriate honorific title, demand to be addressed by appropriate rank. Mutual respect with clearly defined boundaries is of the essence.’

The instructions were quite clear on that point. Naira wondered if the Veleslav had read the guidebook she had seen amongst his documents - she was sure that it had a chapter on how he was expected to conduct himself. Lyubitschanin was definitively not wasting any time trying to get on a personal first-name basis with her. Informal was just the start of it. Maybe he was just being friendly, or maybe it was some sort of Veleslav custom to get all chummy so quickly, but it was still, strictly speaking, not very appropriate. Naira considered her options.

“I am afraid that there is a protocol I have to follow, Herr Lyubitschanin,” she said. “You are not an official envoy of your nation, but you are still considered one of its representatives while you are on the territory of the People’s Republic of Kaitjan, and therefore I am required to address you as such. But I don’t want to make you uncomfortable - that is not why I am here. If you really insist, I can call you Basel. Purely face to face, that is.”

Basel. She tasted the name as she pronounced it. It immediately reminded her of the octagonal board game from Osnáat. She had played it occasionally while still at the university, but never so obsessively as many of the exchange students from the north did. A curious coincidence, but at least it was easier to pronounce than Wasilije. Or Lyubitschanin. Much easier. Naira had spent a lot of time rehearsing the Veleslav’s name to get it right, but she still had her doubts whether the pronunciation was correct. Calling him Basel would, although not in line with the rules, be much easier. It would have to do.

The door leading into the terminal opened and a gust of wind swept in. While Basel made sure that none of his precious documents fluttered away, Naira glanced out into the waiting hall. Ogodei entered, and following behind him were the passengers. Most of them still looked worse for wear, but the colours of nauseous green were beginning to give way, and none of them seemed about to throw up. Following up the procession were the two pilots, one of them greedily emptying his canteen.

“Hey chief,” he said and gestured to Ogodei. “You don’t happen to have a few beers, do you? I’m parched.”

“In the cafe.” he replied. “There should be some in the fridge.”

“You’re a saviour.”

The pilot headed for the cafe but halted when he saw Naira and Basel. Naira held up a hand. “One moment, please.”

“Where...Sorry, comrade, didn’t see you there.”

Naira turned her attention back for the foreigner. “I know why you are visiting Pakhodai, herr…” she stopped herself at the last moment, smiled again and then finished the sentence properly. “Basel. Your papers are in order, and tomorrow we can go wherever you wish. And as for my attire-” Naira slipped an ever so subtle, minimal hint of steel into her voice. “You don’t need to worry about it.”

There had to be a limit for how casual he could get. Hopefully, he would get the message.
“And as for showering-” she continued. “There is a shower here in the airport. But I must warn you, it might not be what you are used to. If you come with me I’ll show you.”

Like pretty much everything else in Pakho Airport, the shower facilities had seen little update or maintenance since they had been constructed some forty years ago. While Ogodei dealt with the passenger paperwork and the pilots cracked open a couple of beers, Naira led Basel to another side room nestled in a corner of the terminal. Behind an opaque plastic curtain was a small stall, the concrete floor of which sloped down into a gaping drain.

“I’m afraid that there is no running water here.” Naira said, and some embarrassment showed through her demeanour. “Pakho Airport is very isolated from the rest of the valley, so water is brought her by truck every two weeks.”

One of these tanks - looking a lot like a barrel - was mounted in the ceiling, with a rubber hose with a trigger attached to the bottom. Naira reached up and gave the container a knock and then splashed some water onto her hand.

“It’s still warm. If you want I can get you some hot water from the boilers. There are a dipper and bucket in the corner here. It is not much-” Naira turned back to Basel, and her smile briefly shifted from purely professional to genuine. “But I can promise you that there are no ghosts or spirits here like in the Prutoem.”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Sat Apr 29, 2017 5:06 am

“Excellent. Quite so. Wouldn’t want to shout for you to bring me soap in the middle of the session if some boggart filched it.”

Basel crossed his arms and examined the ‘facility’, as he preferred to refer to it in his mind. The little miss Tayva may even have oversold it a bit. So what if this area was poor and isolated; that’s scant reason to skip on any comfort and décor. He shook his head. A permanently settled area had some obligation to ‘live’ and not merely ‘survive’, and insisting on a bit of aesthetics was definitely a part of ‘living’. Such naked pragmatism devoid of proper architecture and sings of human residence was more appropriate for a frontier. Then again, this was a sort of frontier. So it was sort of appropriate. He stroked his chin and deemed it acceptable under the circumstances. Even said so loud and gave a nod in approval.

“It will do. Even reminds me a bit of home. Well… not the city, obviously. We didn’t spend the last two millennia fighting the swamp, floods, and the sea itself just so we could pour buckets over our noggins. But the river, the hinterlands, maybe a bit the bight as well. Spend a lot of days as a wee lad on the upper Flenke and sometimes the Maare too. Both are fast, mountain rivers—very cold, refreshing, a true blessing during summer months. And the bight, the part of it too shallow for boats but just lovely for swimming, has many cold currents and eddies and whirls.”

He went near the tank and banged it rhythmically but carefully with his knuckles, apparently producing some old and familiar tune judging by his expression.

“Besides, it your guest who inexplicably chose to shower here—no need to be embarrassed. This one’s on me.”

At that point the shoes and undershirt were already off and thrown on his bag, which he just somewhat lazily set at a visible but dry spot to the side. Just as he was ready to get the trousers off he noticed naira’s look.

“No, I mean it. I don’t mind… Oh… yes… Sorry about that. Been keeping you here with my talking. You would probably prefer not gawking at naked foreigners. Heard it’s like a dozen more forms to be filed, and you have then two interviews with the superiors, and there’s the extra report to be written…”

He was cut off by a stern, somewhat annoyed look. He turned her his back but kept facing her, that is looking at her with a sideways glance.

“Sorry, I’m being a bit cheeky today. Let’s file that under ‘building rapport for later field cooperation and training for long-term joint operations’. Can’t spend nights hunting birds with and watching the back of someone you don’t like or can’t work with, no?” He laughed a bit. “Five minutes, maybe a minute or two more. I’ll try and won’t keep you waiting. Alright?”

He chose to interpret Naira’s reaction as tacit approval and disrobed completely, figuring he now had all the privacy this would require. Not that him being partially bare a moment prior was a breach of privacy in his eyes anyway; Prut had different perceptions of nudity and the human body overall, and eastern Prutenians and Veleslavs even more so. Both groups were quite nonchalant about it in their own ways. However, naira did get a chance a glimpse more of his tattoos and besides that, Basel also happened to be one of the few people with the extraordinary luck or perhaps gift of looking even better without their clothing. The rest of his impressive inkwork could now easily be seen—his right shoulder blade, most of the upper, right back in fact, had the same animal and wildlife motif as his arm, in the same style, and of the same high quality and artistic merit. Interestingly, the left side of his back also had a tattoo, written in the same stylised font seen previously—it said something in his native Veleslav. By the look of it, the repletion of letters implying it rhymed, the length, and the occasional solar motif or symbol integrated into the text, it was very likely a Heliandist message, perhaps a famous quote or proverb or phrase. Here and there a few faded scars could be seen, likely a product of his lifestyle and hobbies. Other than that he had no blemishes. Quite the opposite, if not for the tattoos, he easily find a job as a male model or a professional bodybuilder. Imagining him as a trainer or nutritionist hawking some gym equipment or diet was rather easy.

Unlike his people from Veleslavia proper, Basel had picked up on the Prutenian customs of bodily hygiene and shaving. Save for his short curlies, which he kept properly trimmed, everything between chin and toes was basically clean-shaved and smooth, which only accentuated his features and athletic, firm build even more. It also made it rather difficult to tell how old he actually was, especially if seen only from behind so that his face couldn’t give it away.

He flexed and stretched a few times before went for the dipper and got himself nice and wet, shivering just a bit as the cold sensation swept over him. This he quite enjoyed, a welcome relief from Kaitjan’s comparatively relentless heat and humidity. He indulged a few more times in this sensation—letting the water slowly dripping and pouring over his tense muslces, starting from the arms and then gently letting it slide down as he wiggled and moved with it, directing it down his spine. He poured and rubbed a few handfuls on his neck, abs, and chest, while taking a deep breath. Then he picked up a bar of soap and rigorously and methodically went over his entire upper body. He was no stranger to this routine, as he concentrated on specifically those spots that made men a bit too musky for pleasant company. He was a considerate guy.

He left the lather linger and properly soak in there as he took the dipper again and starting working on his legs. He raised his left foot and braced it on the wall of the stall giving him easier access and reach. This time he didn’t tense up as much from the cold sensation as before, so he just again quickly and with some rough strength behind his stroke rubbed the water in. The he switched legs and did the same. Soon his lower half was also lathered and ready. He filled the bucked with the warm water from the tank and easily lifted the fill thing over his head. In a controlled manner and with finesse he poured it in short bursts and washed away the soap, again letting the water slide down his features in a very pleasant manner. He rinsed and repeated this process one more time for good measure. A minute later he was clean and basically glistening and wet. Out of politeness he filled the bucked two times and splashed it over the stall and area, so that the dirt and foam went properly down the drain.

As an experienced traveller and hunter, he had a towel with him that got put to quick use at the end of this ordeal. He took out a pocket mirror and checked if he should perhaps also shave, but decided against it for now. Tomorrow, right as they leave Pala would probably be best, and he didn’t want to make naira wait even more. The dirty cloths got then placed in a separate plastic bag, a few of which he had with him for such occasions, and to gather water in the wild. He picked up fresh pants, a light ecru shirt, and trousers made of some light but tough linen or flax or similar textile. He opted to leave the boots off and switched to sandals instead; the boots he attached to his rucksack with a strap designed for that purpose. He picked up his bum bag again, snapping it into place, the rucksack and bag went on his back, and lastly he picked up his crossbow; he waltzed out. About seven minutes had passed.

“Ready if you are, miss Tayva.”
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Postby Kaitjan » Mon May 29, 2017 3:25 am

Naira was tempted to say something, something which would be polite yet subtly critical enough to get her displeasure across to the Veleslav. But in the end, she didn’t, and instead resigned herself to wrinkling her brow. Just enough to give her expression a suitably stern look. Basel required several moments to catch her drift, but even when he did, he had not seemed all that bothered. He had even tried to joke about. Or at least she thought he did - maybe something was lost to his accent. Naira had graduated with perfect scores in classical Low Prut, but whatever regional dialect he was speaking, she was not familiar with.

“I’ll try and won’t keep you waiting. Alright?”

“Take the time you need.” Naira replied, her voice betraying nothing of her thoughts. “I will be outside.”

Seemingly satisfied with her answer, he continued undressing. In front of her. He had already dropped his tank top, and now he was tinkering with his belt. Naira averted her eyes, instead fixing them on an undetermined spot on the wall. She took two steps forward, seized the shower curtain and wordlessly pulled it close, it’s small rings rattling as they slipped along the metal bar in the ceiling. But before the plastic could hide Basel, Naira did - completely accidentally - catch a final glimpse of him.

Now, Naira was not a prude. She really wasn’t any better or worse than anyone else in that regard. What she glimpsed now was nothing she hadn’t seen before. And truth be told, what she saw was not at all unpleasant. Basel had a lot of inkwork done on his body, coiling and spreading down his legs, arms, back and chest. Beneath all those animals, texts and whatnot, he was trim. Muscular. Very muscular. But that was completely beside the point. There were conventions. Codes of conduct. Rules. The ‘All-National Act of Public Decency’ as adopted by the OCPK congress of 2955 was still a thing, and that was not even beginning to mention all the additional clauses for official dealings of varying degrees of sensitivity. Basel was not only breaking them, but he was also finding the whole thing funny. Naira turned away and marched out of the shower room, the heels of her shoes clapping against the hard floor. Water was already splashing in the stall when she closed the door behind her.

At the corner, where the corridor emptied back out into the waiting room, an old phone was mounted on the wall. Naira stopped by it, placed the handset at her cheek and gave the rotary dial a few quick spins. Two ring-backs later, the phone was picked up and a voice grunted into her ear. “Overseer Tsugdor speaking.”

“Comrade Tsugdor, it’s me - Tayva.”

His voice immediately lightened up, changing from grunting to merely gravelly. “Ah, I was just about to call and find out what happened to you. What’s going on? Have you picked up our guest?”

“I have. The flight was late again.”

A loud, annoyed sigh was heard. “I guessed as much. All went smoothly, I hope?”

The image of a very muscular, finely shaped back flashed through Naira’s mind. She quickly pushed it away.

“Yes.” she said. “We are going in a couple of minutes.”

“Good work.” Tsugdor was clearly pleased. “Then drive safely. We’ll be waiting.”

“I will. Thank you.”

As was customary he hung up first, and only when she heard the dial tone did Naira return the handset to its proper place. Now she only had to wait. Exactly six minutes and 49 seconds later - she checked her watch to be sure – Basel stepped out of the shower room. He had changed into fresh clothes, and although his hair was dark and ruffled, he looked much more presentable than he had upon stepping out of the plane.

“Ready if you are, Miss Tayva.”

Naira made a gesture inviting him down the corridor. “This way, please.”

After having given Ogodei some quick farewell and thanks for his hospitality, Naira and her towering charge exited the front door of the terminal. From the stairs, a path of concrete slabs led to the gate in the perimeter fence. The guard booth was unmanned, and it was only a question of unlatching the side door and walk out onto the small parking lot. The asphalted surface sloped gently downwards, and if not for a couple of concrete barriers, one might not even have noticed the sudden drop at the end of it. Beyond it, far below the lonely airport ridge, Pakhodai valley stretched out amidst the mountains – pretty as a propaganda picture.

A rather hearty laugh could be heard from Basel, followed by a few sounds of relief and regret. He looked at Naira, then turned back to the mountains, the valley, taking in the view:

“Now I wish the craft didn’t take the good part of the day to arrive—would have loved seeing this view midday on a clear sky.” He cleared his throat. “Not implying anything of course. Merely stating it would have been nice.

Implying or not, the jab was not lost on Naira. “I am sorry for the delay, but we have been having temporary issues with the local flights. But I promise that you will have plenty of opportunities to enjoy the view, the weather forecast has promised us good weather for the duration of the week. If you wish, there are a few very pleasant spots we can visit.”

“Nevermind that now. There’s still Pala waiting for us. Which car is yours?”

Today there were only two vehicles parked at the airport. One of them was an ancient, but lovingly preserved relic from the days of the old Kirzhom Kesh, maintained, repaired and painted over time and time again to cover up patches of rusty metal, fix faulty brakes and prop up saggy torsions. Naira, however, ignored Ogodei’s venerable veteran, and instead pointed out the much larger terrain vehicle standing on the opposite side of the parking lot.

The KATI (an abbreviation of its creator - Kaitjan Automotive Terrain Industries) had gone through some changes since its retirement from active service. The boxy metal hull, once a drab green, was now a deep shade of red, with golden Party stars added to the bonnet and doors in order to distinguish the car for its new career. But even with the bling it was hard to conceal that KATI’s military past. While Naira raised the soft roof - it was beginning to get chilly, and a drive down the mountainside was likely to be windy - Basel had plenty of time to appreciate the proud lineage of the former army vehicle. Despite all efforts it was still rough and hard about the edges - clearly built with practicality and ruggedness in mind rather than style and comfort. The old seats had been torn out in favour of new, softer ones, and the walls and floor had been carpeted, but hard metal surfaces were still everywhere. The gauges on the driver’s panel were the originals, and pedals, gears and steering wheels all seemed to be from the same warlike era of Kaitjan’s past. The life expectancy of the original crew had probably never been long enough to justify additional comforts.

“Please make yourself comfortable.” Naira said, finishing snapping the roof in place. “It’s an hour’s ride, and parts of the road are bumpy.”

After securing Basel’s baggage in the back seat (which had replaced the original 50cal mounted machine gun), they climbed inside. The Veleslav pushed his seat back as far as possible to make room for his legs, and Naira turned on the engine. It sputtered and growled like a startled, angry animal and came into motion. With the sun burning in its hull it rolled out from the parking lot, setting off onto the long road down to Pala, grumbling loudly as it went.


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The curve was sharp - almost 90 degrees to the left, and on an upwards slope at that. The Kati growled as it climbed, it’s heavy-duty wheels kicking up gravel, rocks and pieces of asphalt as they dug into the road surface. Naira forcefully shifted gear, the engine’s noise grew to a roar for a split second, and the car made the turn, it’s right side nearly brushing against the rugged grey cliff. To the right, uncomfortably close to the KATI’s wheels, the road shoulder disappeared into a plummeting drop to a rocky slope below. Naira quickly straightened out the wheel, glanced to the side to make sure she still had room to spare, and stepped on the gas again. The coming section of the road was easier - it’s meandering path along the mountainside became as gentle as was possible by Pakhodai standards. The KATI pushed onwards, belching exhaust and bouncing up and down on the uneven surface. The Keshi had once asphalted most of the valley roads, but years of wear, tear and neglect had seen much of them crumble, and that made for a bumpy ride. Still, despite the constant need to keep herself, her passenger and the Party’s car on course and safe from a long and terminal fall into the valley, Naira relaxed.

“A lot of visitors find the local roads uncomfortable.” she said, expertly dodging a pothole. “I know that I didn’t like them when I came here. But you get used to them after a while.”

“So you are not from Pakhodai?”

“No, I’m not, not originally. I came here by decision of the Party three years ago, and I have been here since.”

“Then you’re handling your wheels pretty fine, if you don’t mind the comment. Been in some rough areas too. The Ash alps, the Spine, the Naked Mountains—a favourite of mine I must add, and not just because they’re the heart of the old country—I’d reckon that the area here is closest to the Serras. Hesperia. Or maybe the Garimidian rough lands. Regardless, getting a hang of the roads was always a local thing; newcomers were better off making friends or bringing sturdy boots.”

Naira smiled. “I have had good teachers. Going by car is not the easiest, but it’s by far the quickest if you need to get somewhere.”

“Quickest? Are the yaks out of vogue?”

“No - they are actually very common here. We will probably pass one or two on the way.”

Basel smiled in approval. He was finally getting the impression they would get along. Or at least she was beginning to tolerate his nonchalance. Appreciating each other’s humour would go a long way to make the whole journey far more enjoyable.

“Ever rode a yak then? I mean three years spent in the area; there must have been some ‘yaking’ involved.”

Naira felt a tugging at the corner of her mouth, and another smile breaking forth. The pun was terrible, but amusing. “I’m afraid not. They are useful animals, but slow. The car suits me fine. And you? Are yaks something you are familiar with? I don’t know if there are many back west.”

“Afraid not. As far as I know they’re native to north-western Hemerageios. Veleslavia has different bovines and Hesperia is just goats… so many goats.” He glanced at her, then locked eyes. “The amount you imagined, double that.” He paused for dramatic effect. “Can’t ride those. Well, maybe you could. I obviously couldn’t even attempt such. And back home… Hm, boars I guess. Boars and horses. Horses are amazing. The boars…” He twisted his body and pulled his clothes to reveal the tattoo of a rather nasty looking razorback. “...not so much. Well, maybe they are amazing, but they’re nasty fellas.”

“That’s very true. Luckily there aren’t that many up here anymore. Most were shot during the war for food. There were a few back home, though, but you rarely saw them. Too many wild cats in the jungle.”

“I figure there’s even fewer boars where you’re from then. Or yaks. You’re probably lucky then. The ‘Aschenkeiler’, hm, ‘ash tusker’ I guess would be an approximate translation, is nasty, persistent, fierce beast. In Lieblich we’ve reserved that name for a special occasion—so mighty is the beast, that the moment we design and build the perfect tank it will get that name and emblem. A hundred years later and we’re still not even close to making a warmachine worthy of that moniker. Our mountain cats ran away from that thing. Our hunters, me included, try their luck occasionally—and yes,” he tapped his crossbow very audibly, “you’re only allowed bolts and arrows, or failing that traps, blades, or spears—otherwise it doesn’t count.

A bit of pride, or perhaps that peculiar local patriotism and atavistic tribalism the people of Lieblich were known for, shined through. Nothing jingoistic, nor vulgar about it. Just his tone and inflection; whenever he’d mentioned his city, when joking, when cussing, or even just regaling a tale or another, there was warmth behind every syllable, and a kind of genuine affection. “What about your home? You still haven’t mentioned it, save for the lack of dangerous beast and an implied abundance of roads—city girl?”

Naira dared to quickly look away from the road and at his face. He seemed genuinely curious.

“I’m from Juramáat, originally. It’s the heart of Kaitjanese metallurgy, so there is not much room for wild animals there. But my father was a mountain man, so I spent a lot of my childhood in the central Brúudar with his kin. No yaks, however—not in those areas.

“That where half our steel comes from! I’m familiar with the name, and what your city produces. Hah, we’ve been trading partners for decades.” He grinned seeming rather happy, as if he discovered a long-lost cousin at random.

“That might very well be true.” Naira said with a nod, not without a certain degree of pride - and not with too much jingoism about it either. “The words Juramáat and steel are pretty much interchangeable, with how much of it comes from there. That and Revolution. They go hand in hand, too.”

“Three years away from home. Job-related, which is fine, I understand that. But three years. Don’t get me wrong—I love travelling, but I couldn’t imagine actually leaving my home for more than a month or two, regardless of the job. Well, maybe as a tour of duty, or a project that requires hands-on approach and a long term investment in time. Maybe. But I’d never leave it for good. Don’t you miss it?”

“Juramáat?”

Naira thought about the answer. He was awfully curious, this Veleslav. He had pushed his seat back as far as possible, and yet his legs still were a bit too long to properly fit under the car panel, and his head was almost touching the roof. Naira had to almost turn her head around to see his face, and she still had a road to keep her eyes on.

“Sometimes.” she admitted. “But my duty is here, and that makes Pakhodai my home. But to answer your question - yes, I do miss Juramáat sometimes. It’s hard not to. But I’m very happy to be here in Pakhodai.” she added. “And as long as I am needed, I’ll stay.”

“I’m now a bit curious. We’re both from industrial cities, both of those being known as the respective centres of our peoples’ revolutions, and in both cases neither city being the origin point, but a place of intense fighting and struggle—Lieblich being known for finishing the Prut civil war, and Juramáat for being the first to fight—likewise, we’re both familiar with mountainous terrain and such roughlands. Kind of a lot of coincidences.” He looked at her with a faint smile and a frank desire to confirm something that has been bothering him. “Coincidence, or were you chosen on purpose? To be my liaison that is.”

A curious man indeed, and very blunt. But then he wasn’t a Pruton, Naira had to remind herself - but a a Veleslav. That meant that the whole brochure on Pruton culture, which she had been reading, had been more or less useless.

“That decision was made by Mozgúl.” she said. “And it’s not my place to have an opinion on the matter. But, we are not very many here in Pakhodai - OCPK representatives, that is - and I must have been deemed the most suitable for the task. Though I assure you,” she added. “If I wasn’t qualified, you would have been assigned someone at least as skilled.”

“If it’s just accidental, then we’re lucky. And who doesn’t enjoy being lucky? And if it’s planned, we’re lucky too, as we’re in capable hands, no? Someone is looking out for us either way. Kind of nice to know that. Maybe we’ll find out?” He thought about it for a moment. “If we’re supposed to find out, we’ll find out, and if we’re not supposed to find out, then we can probably ignore any implications and just enjoy the commonalities we share!” He did apparently pick up on the rather Prutenian trait to spin anything and everything into a favourable outcome. “Which would you then prefer, coincidence or intent?”

“I would prefer intent.” she said, deciding to play along with him for now. “We rarely leave details up to coincidence. And wouldn’t you agree that it is better for everything to be done with deliberate intent, rather than left to random chance?”

“For this particular case, I agree wholeheartedly. Otherwise, for ‘everything’ as you say, no. In a perfect system, where everything is based around deliberate intent with no random chance whatsoever, we, in example, would never have met. My choice of coming here was entirely random. Had there been some systemic decision, or deliberation, everything would be regimented, sterile, and devoid of change—for good or bad.” Basel cleared his throat. “I’m rambling, aren’t I? I guess I’m happy to be here, chance or not, and I’m lucky to have you as a liaison, Frau Tayva.” He smiled again.

Naira picked the appropriate route by not commenting on the rambling. For he was rambling. A little, at least. “But you decided to visit.” she said. “Is it purely to hunt, or do you plan on visiting some other sites in our People’s Republic later?”

“How am I supposed to answer that?” He gave it a thorough round of thinking, stroking his chin for a good minute, before continuing. “If I fall in love, I’ll continue exploring. That’s about it. Whether it be for the thrill of the hunt, the landscape, the… the people, doesn’t matter. If passion fails to occur, Kaitjan might not be for me.

“I was mostly referring to your current visit. I am familiar with the details of your stay here in Pakhodai, but I have not been informed of what happens after you leave us. But is there something in particular that interests you? If you are interested in landscapes, then Kaitjan is beautiful. We have a lot of jungle, but it all depends on where you go.

“So am I, no? Referring to the stay here in Pakhodai. I’ve seen a good bit of the cities. Now I’m keen on getting familiar with the wild, at least the parts I can physically survive, that is. My people are not exactly designed for jungles. As for right after Pakhodai, I guess it will probably be returning to Lieblich and getting a new tattoo. If all goes well.”

“Is that a tradition? Do you give yourself a tattoo each time you have visited a new place?”

“I assume you meant if it’s a tradition where I’m from. Not exactly—nor do I get one each time. More of a family habit and a personal tradition. I like marking certain events in ink, events I find particularly noteworthy. Successful hunts in example. I like the stories they tell. And I’ve visited far more places than I have tattoos.” He grinned. “I may be big, but not even I would be big enough to mark every place and event.”

“May I ask a question? About your tattoos?”

“Shoot.”

“The cog and lightbulb you have on your shoulder. Engineering troops?”

“Seriously? So many wonderful motifs and interesting critters and you pick the work-related ones?!” Either he acted really well or he really was somewhat slighted by that particular inquiry. “Yes, I’m in the engineering corps. Electrical engineering, signals, radio, communication, etc. It’s the corps symbol.” He seized her up. “If you really want to know about engineers, I can talk about it. Seems we have time before we hit Pala. I do recommend picking another tattoo though. Less electronics, male bonding, and pulling pranks on officers, more wilderness and excitement and life-threatening events. Hm, actually…”

“If you don’t mind speaking about it, of course.” she said. “You were speaking of communalities, yes? I had an uncle who served as a combat engineer in the last war, and he told me a lot of stories. Maybe I’ll recognize something from yours.”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:44 am

“Last war? …oh, I see. As you wish, miss Tayva. However…” he chuckled, then smirked. “However, I’m afraid I don’t really have war stories to share. Let’s see.”

Tayva kind of put him in a spot there, or so he though; if there even was some way to distill the sum total of his experiences, decisions, and circumstances into a short story that wouldn’t bore any listener to tears, he didn’t know any, not now at least. Subconsciously he tapped against the chassis of the car, signaling in simple code ‘Let me think’, or rather more directly and literally ’allow thinking me’. The simpler codes always left some room for interpretation; in fact, piecing together the prooer message was kind of his job anyway. He even scoffed, just for a second, and reminisced about the last several years.

“Ever been as a lad, well lass—have you ever been in a sweets shop, with the mum, as a lass, and it was one of those huge, specialised shops that had literally everything in every colour, and shape, and flavour? And then the mum would say ‘Pick one, darling.’ And she really only meant one? Yeah, kind of what I’m going through right now.”

He laughed, and shook his head jostling around memories and thoughts, some pertinent to the request or his analogue, others not so much.

“Usually there’d be some sort of trigger for these things. If it’d be with colleagues someone would reference something or do something, and we’d all have a good laugh recalling a jape or incident. Training was full of these small events, and every group has insider jokes. For example us driving right now reminds me of being in a lorry or off-roader with space as tight like this one here, and I’m reminded of a journey I had with three other guys, one of them our resident mathematician-statistician who’d calculate how many times within each hour and for the whole trip we all… left our aroma on the seats, and how many times those seats had to endure it. Staggering number, but I’d wager not the right talk. Not what you’re looking for, no?”

He was being cheeky of course, letting his charm and audacity, polite as ever, work to his favour. He did have a knack to spin conversations into a desired direction or outcome. He flexed his muscles showing off his animal tattoos.

“It’s why I keep these guys around. Treasured memories. This one—he pointed at the lightbulb tattoo, then one Tayva specifically asked about—that’s for a different purpose altogether. Hm… how about starting at the beginning? Less japes and pranks, more personal, gives a lass some frame of reference for the future perhaps?”

He paused, processing that train of thoughts, then deciding it’s the best choice.

“let’s do that! Now, you’re familiar with how the Pruwam is organised, yes?” He dismissed the topic somewhat nonchalantly. “Of course you do. You all do—not that anyone really minds. If I had a large internationally active military prancing allover of the place I’d learn as much as I could about it as well. Sage policy that. It’s not what my story should be about, no? Of course not.”

He tried to contort and move his body to show something, but whatever it was it failed to appear due to spatial limitations imposed by the vehicle and the man himself barely fitting inside. He grunted a few times before admitting defeat. Instead he just roughly indicated a spot on his side, tapping against it.

“Should be around here. My Streiterstempel. Maybe you’ve seen it earlier? Says I’m a Funkwrecht, in military short code of course; it’s not really intelligible. Hence,” he flexed his arm and displayed the cog and lightbulb work “this little guy. Cogs’re new, relatively speaking—replaced a hammer a bit less than a hundred years ago. Lightbulb’s for electronics, also added just a few decades ago. Not everyone gets one. True to be told, few get obvious work- or tour of duty-related ink done. Veterans do so, sometimes, some personnel here and there, seafarers are of course still fond of theirs”

He tapped against the anchor, gate, and ship.

“Stands for Lieblich. Now promise me you won’t laugh—I know you won’t believe it—but I’m actually the quiet type.” He gave her a moment to chuckle. “It’s true. I like letting my actions and, hm, let’s say ‘exterior’ speak for me. I like people seeing the tattoos and knowing what’s it about, what I’m about. They go ‘Aha, that handsome bloke is a combat engineer from Lieblich, has Veleslav roots, he’s obviously fit and has great hair, oh, and he’s an engineer—perfect dating material; or perfect guy to share a beer with’. But, I wasn’t supposed to have a lightbulb here.

I’m from a family of chemists, chemical engineers, technicians and such. Here and there we had a gifted paint-mixer turned artist and the occasional physician or members otherwise active in the medical community. Industry, pharmacology, chemistry in general, and related fields—we’ve got two local breweries, a recognised brand in paint- and pigment-production, and we’ve even competitive in cosmetics. Real moneymaker today, that last one. But most of us are just freelancer or regular lab-chemists working in industrial and research facilities, it kind of comes with the family name. So, come our eighteenth summer, everyone expects as to go through the regular first year tour of duty and pick something NBC-related for the second year. Doesn’t even have to be related to chemical warfare. My younger brother went into camouflage designing. Odd duck that one.

Since you come from such a family background, and then you pick something chemistry-related during your military tour, you’ve got the best propositions and all advantages to go study at one of the more prestigious universities in a related field; you’ve got the references, the connections, the contacts, and the experience. Yet, there ain’t no beaker on my arm or anywhere else on my body for that matter. And I’ve got one man to thank for that.”

He couldn’t recall how to translate his mentors ‘rank’ or rather function either into Kaitjanese or into simpler words. ‘Officer’ seemed kind of inappropriate, and anything else seemed like underselling the man he had great respect for. He settled for ‘teacher’, figuring it’s a neutral, respectful title to give, it would be technically correct anyway, and it could double as an honorific.

“My teacher, one of them of course, was Mr. L. Haderoft, a remarkable man three decades my senior in years, and three lifetimes my senior in knowledge and experience. Neither demanded nor commanded respect; instead he’d instantly earn it, and admiration, with just a few words and his deeds and demeanor. In fact, I’m fairly certain that man never uttered a single superfluous word and he always vocalised every thought or issue in a concise and precise manner. He educated us in the fine art of military communication, he was relentless in his drilling and lecturing, he set high standards for all his students, and he went with us and lead us through the whole process. And it’s a tough process. His manner of speech, articulation, and most of all, ability to clearly elucidate on any point and work with anyone, all that was a great motivator. We needed that to go through that part of the curriculum. Everyone had to learn the ins and outs of basic communication, and not just radio and modern digital communication mind you—telephones, signals, gestures, flares, mirrors, semaphores, heliographs, coding, encryption and decryption, all that on the tactical, operational, and strategic level, in four languages. Relentless.

By the time the exam was due, we’d all more than prepared. Many of us would have been devastated to disappoint our teacher after all he and all of us went through. And the exam was huge two. Eight hours, I think, like, a thousand pages thick. Two thousand maybe. Every conceivable situation, instruction, code, message to be relayed, under various conditions—and you had to precisely describe each procedure.

So, the exam starts, and after a few minutes I notice something. You see, the entire class was inside a hangar, one person per table roughly equally distanced from each other in a fanlike semi-circle, with Mr. L. Haderoft sitting opposite us at the centre of said imagined circle. And interestingly, exactly where he was seated a ray of light was awkwardly hitting and bouncing off his wristwatch. As he was sitting and writing something, it would occasionally flash several times in rapid succession usually at just the right angle to hit our eyes. And this incident repeated itself two times before I finally realised what was going on. He was signaling us in standard light code: ‘Come to my table right now and I’ll give you the highest mark’. I glanced at a few other tables, trying to see if my mates had caught on as well, and yes, two of them did. We gave each other a nod, stood up, and went straight to Herr Haderoft. He just smiled and signed our papers; we did have to pretend to have ‘flunked’ the exam, so the others wouldn’t get suspicious. As far as I know seven of noticed our teachers little stunt.

That was the moment I knew I wanted to be a signaler. Picked that path two weeks later at orientation, and spend my second year in the signal corps. Turns out being a big lad really helps hauling all the heavy equipment in terrain you can’t easily drive through. Later I studied electronics and communication, and I remained a signals engineer ever since. I’m the guy that sets up and maintains the comms, who helps coordinate the troops, and who keeps communication clear and encrypted; that can be anything from sitting in a tent and manning the stations to installing radio emitters in hostile terrain, climbing trees to hide antennae, laying landlines and cables everywhere, repairing cut-off vehicles’ comms during exercises or combat, employing countermeasures, deciphering what the other sides’ signaling about, and even occasionally joining the fray and sabotaging opponent comms directly. Whatever it takes to get the job done.”

He pointed the cog and lightbulb tattoo again, with a hint of pride but more so satisfaction, adding:

“That’s why I have this guy. And, I wouldn’t have these guys—he quickly scanned over his other tattoos—if it wasn’t for that guy. Got that guy as a mark of honour and personal accomplishment, personal choice. Went on many adventures ‘cause of him. Many of the places I had to visit, during training, exercises, regular tours, or retention exercises, had these critters, and since I was so often working in the field, I picked up other related habits. Some of them I’m pretty sure you’ll see rather soon miss Tayva.”

He smiled, like he did so often before, with that ever ebullient expression.

“Your turn, miss Tayva. Tell me a Schwank.”
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Postby Kaitjan » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:26 am

“You have me at a bit of a disadvantage here.” She admitted after a while. “When it comes to war and service stories, I’m afraid I don’t have any to tell. The closest thing I have is from the military classes we all had in school and from when I was in the Red Youth, but that’s all. If you want I could tell other people’s stories – I know a lot of those.” she added with a smirk. “In Kaitjan all men serve for three years, so they always have something in common. As soon as there is a get-together or a family gathering and there is more than one man present, the subject always comes up. After a few years you remember all the stories word for word. My uncle can ramble on for hours after a few drinks, so I know a lot about what he did in the army. But I guess that won’t be very interesting.”

Naira turned her attention back to the road, trying to buy herself some time while simultaneously dodging a couple of particularly nasty bumps in the road. Still, the KATI jerked strongly when it passed over them.

“A schwank is a comical short story, yes?” she clarified. “You should have really met my uncle then. He is… exceptional. I have never met a better storyteller.”

She bit her lip again and a wrinkle appeared between her brows. Her memory was not being very cooperative. Naira had always loathed silence during conversations, and although she was sure that Basel would be more than happy to fill it up – whatever he said he still seemed the rather talkative type– she still wanted to avoid uncomfortable stretches of silence.

“I don’t think I ever had that moment when I realized what I wanted to do.” she said. “I thought a lot about it of course, but I never had that revelation. I know you are supposed to think about it so that you are ready to make the choice, but while I went to school I really couldn’t figure it out. I think it’s a bit easier for men – when my class graduated all the boys were conscripted into the army. I keep hearing that the service helps people realize what they are and what they want to do, and maybe there is some truth to it. I know that one of my classmates began studying to become an officer during his second year. It is a good and important career, certainly, but I don’t think I’m the right material for army administration or the support troops.”

“Juramáat-“she continued, and when she said the name of the city it was with a dose of good and honest local patriotism. “is one of our most quickly developing regions in Kaitjan. The whole south is. Maybe you have read it - I am sure there was an article or two in the Truth aboard the plane. They write about it all time. The whole south-central Brúudar region is being developed under the orders of Industrial Plan No27 to meet the national steel demands. The city of Juramáat itself is the centrepiece, but the whole south of the district is being worked. They are building new roads, railways, factories, powerplants… even entire new cities. So if I wanted to get to work immediately after school, I could. I would have lots of opportunities, especially if I wanted to sign up for one of the rapid settlement programs. But I was only eighteen and I didn’t want to move away, so I never took that step. But my mother was happy I stayed - she wanted me to get married.”

Out of the corner of her eye Naira caught Basel’s expression of a little polite surprise.

“Her kin are very traditional. Very old landworker roots here in the south. The Revolution liberated us, but some of the old mentalities remain in the smaller villages. The youth marries very young, so my mother had already picked out a husband for me. It was either marrying, finding work or going to study. I decided to study and got into Juramáat State University the same year. I was already active in the Red Youth, so I chose political science. While…”

Naira chuckled and then laughed, if quietly. Then, smiling wider than before, she shook her head.

“I think I have a schwank to tell after all. The Red Youth and the university arranges yearly exchange programs between different cities and districts. It’s a great thing – you get to meet a lot of people you would never even have come close to meeting otherwise. And, if I can quote the State General, we ‘forge and strengthen the bonds of today’s youth, strengthening the working brotherhood of tomorrow’. It was before I began to study, but I remember him visiting the university to speak on the new education efforts. Anyway – we talked about Juramáat being the birthplace of the Revolution right now, yes? That’s true – the university is at the frontline of polito-social theory and state science. Many of Kaitjan’s leading ideologues hail from us. Mozgúl is a close second, but I dare say that we are the best. In that and in metallurgical engineering.”

During my first year I began studying Low Prut in addition to my political curriculum. It is a useful language, and there is a demand for speakers in the Ministry of Foreign Interaction, so I decided that I should learn it. I had just started the course when a few students from Osnáat arrived to study with us for the duration of the term. One of them was a girl who I became friends with, and she was almost fluent in Low Prut because her great-great-grandparents had been intellectuals just before the Revolution. There was nothing wrong with them,” Naira almost immediately added. “they were loyal to the revolutionary case, and I think that one of them even sat on the Osnáati People’s Council for a time. The point is that they passed on the language in the family. But anyway, we became friends and spent a lot of time together.

Around the same time my family had one of its gatherings, and my uncle was there. He asked me about my studies, and I told him what I did and all that. I mentioned that I had an Osnáati friend, and when I said that she spoke Low Prut, uncle just stared at me. At that point, he and my father had finished a bottle, so he was in one of his excited moods. He said that during the war, when he and his unit had been fighting on the Penim river, there had been a NCO in the other platoon who was from Osnáat, and like my friend he knew the language. So my uncle, a bit drunk, tells me that he and his comrades though the NCO was a great man, and that they used to greet him in Low Prut. Apparently, my friend would be impressed if I greeted her in the same way the next time I saw it. At the time, I thought nothing of it, and just wrote down the phrase he dictated, and that was that. I had just begun studying the language, and I could barely understand it. But later I became a little suspicious, and the next time me and Caira met, I asked her about it. It turns out…”

Naira chuckled to herself. “I apologize.” She said. “Maybe this is not very appropriate. The gist of that phrase was an insult, spoken in horrible broken Low Prut. It turns out that the NCO was really disliked, and my uncle thought it would be amazingly funny if I said the same thing to someone who could understand it. I was angry, but me and Caira almost always bring it up when we meet. I know it isn’t really that funny, but we find it hilarious. I’m sorry – I think it was inappropriate.”

She decided to shift subject. It was clear that Basel was not very touchy, but she would rather avoid controversy. Maybe he had a limit they hadn’t bumped into quite yet.

“My uncle has his peculiarities.” She concluded. “But he is a good man, even when he drinks. His jokes, though… he has a peculiar sense of humour.”

Before finishing the sentence, she stepped hard on the brakes. The KATI’s wheels dragged with a loud crunching against the ground before coming to a halt. Naira and Basel lurched forward, the later narrowly avoiding hitting his head against the soft roof. The road ahead had gone from straight to dangerously meandering again, and the cliffside ten metres in front of them had concealed the right turn. In front of them, illuminated by the KATI’s powerful headlights, the flat-nosed front of a white minivan showed.

“Are you alright?” Naira – immediately concerned over the well-being of her charge – asked. “Did you hit yourself?”

He shook his head, and Naira took a long breath. She had completely forgotten about the minivan. She rolled down the window and stuck her head, squinting through the other’s headlight.

“Comrade Somor?”

“’Evening, ARPO.” The familiar voice grunted back. “That was a close one.”

“It was. It’s a bad turn, this one. If you give me a moment I will back up.”

“Right, right.” Somor replied, raising a hand against the KATI’s lights. “I’ll wait.”

Slipping back properly into her seat, Naira, with the same forceful, almost violent movements she always used with the gear, shifted it into reverse.

“It is nothing to worry about.” She told Basel, turning her head around to look through the see-through rear window area of the soft roof. “There is a turnout pocket just behind us.”

With steely concentration written all over her face and her upper body twisted halfway backwards in her seat, she reversed. At first the KATI didn’t appear to be willing to obey, but then it grudgingly and loudly began climbing the slope around the curve. ‘Just behind us’ was, however, not exactly true. The Keshi road-builders had indeed cut out pockets in the cliffside, but they were few and far between. Undeterred by this Naira slowly but surely backed the KATI back up the road, around the turn and then almost all the way to the next one. There, still with utter focus written in her face, she squeezed the vehicle into the narrow pocket. With her foot firmly planted on the brake she hit the horn. The minivan laboriously pulled up next to the pocket a few moments later, and Naira came face to face with Somor’s shaven head. He looked at her from beneath heavy eyelids and gave a nod.

“Thanks.” He said, shifting the cigarette into the corner of his mouth. “Don’t think my old piece of shit could handle that trick. Falling apart it is.” He then nodded again – this time at Basel. “That the guest you were talking about?”

“Yes.”

“That’s a big one. He speak ours?”

“Some.” Naira said. “Now, we need to get to Pala. And you, comrade Somor, have some passengers to pick up.”

“Don’t remind me.” He said glumly. “If the plane is going to come late anyway, why doesn't it come tomorrow instead? It’d spare me the pain to go up here again in the dark.”

“That is question to the pilots. You can ask them, they won’t be leaving until tomorrow.”

“Mhm. Much good that will do.” He said, shrugging. “Tell him that he’s welcome to Pakhodai. I guess.”

“Thank you. Also!” Basel thought he got the general gist of what the man muttered; he assumed it was a welcome or hello—sounded like it, and wished him the same, but he couldn’t remember how to say ‘you too’.

The shaven man stared at Basel for a second, then touched his brow with index and long finger in a brisk salute. The minivan grumbled up the road, and when it was out of sight Naira let go of the breaks, manoeuvring back onto the path. The shaven man touched his brow with index and long finger in a brisk salute and drove off. When the minivan was gone, Naira let go of the brakes and slowly slipped onto the road again.

“Everyone’s favourite colleague and resident grouch?” Basel asked.

“Did you understand him?”

“Some, yes. We have grumpy guys back home too, I speak a bit of grouchese. I’m pretty sure he either said ‘foreigner’ or ‘sodomising child-rapist’; in my experience Kaitjanese tend to have the same expression on their faces when saying either of these two words.” He laughed again. “I reckon it was the former, yes? And he mentioned something about ‘tall’, but that might be conjecture. It’s what I usually hear.”

“I assure you it was nothing of the latter kind.” Naira said vehemently. “Nothing at all. He drives the Pala bus, and takes people up and down from the airport. I hope you will excuse his attitude. If it helps, he did tell you welcome.”

“Figured it was something along those lines. Glad to hear it.”

“We are almost halfway to Pala.” Naira said, eager to change subject. “We were talking about schwanks, yes?”


***



Night had fallen by the time they reached Pala. In the mountains, darkness had the tendency to come quickly. As the sun slowly sunk, the golden light had slowly glided up the eastern slopes, in retreat from the deep shadow creeping up from the valley floor. Then the sun was gone, devoured by the jagged mountaintops. The western sky remained painted in hues of red and gold, but the valley itself was already engulfed in darkness. Slowly but surely the mountain rode became smoother, straighter, less steep. It even added a couple of decimetres to its width, and with an increasingly consistent amount of asphalt to gravel and dirt, it became an almost properly rural road. From behind a foothill Pala crept into view, a small candle in the darkness. Now that the road no longer threatened with sheer drops, Naira eased on the reins, and the KATI rushed onwards with a loud, exhaust-belching roar.

The town of Pala had no clear beginning or end. Instead it grew gradually, at a first glance haphazardly emerging out of the landscape. Here on the gentle slopes of the valley floor the farming terraces, laboriously maintained and expanded upon over the centuries, occupied every suitable square metre of ground. Like islands, small farmhouses appeared out of the seas of rice and barley, and the further Naira drove, the more frequent they became; crowding closer and closer together and forming small islands, which in turn became blocks divided by narrow streets. The buildings themselves did not differ much in appearance. Most of them were two stories tall, build from grey and white stone. The walls had a gently sloping inwards angle to better resist earthquakes, while the rooves were flat and wooden and equipped with stubby little chimneys. At this hour the shops, which intermingled freely with residential buildings (and frequently were one and the same) were closed, the fronts only showing the dull metal of roll-up doors. There were no streetlights in Pala, but there was light from many of the windows. Some of it was steady and electrical, some clearly the dancing glow of a fireplace. Voices and music came drifting from bars and tea-houses, but other than that and a handful of late night stragglers, the town was falling asleep. Naira made a sharp turn to the right, and the KATI masterfully slipped onto a smaller street, squeezing itself with surprising nimbleness between a stone wall and a corrugated metal shed.

“Here we are.” Naira said, slowing the car. “I apologise for the long road, but I didn’t want to take any risks in the dark.”

They stopped in front of an iron fence gate. The brick wall it belonged to encompassed a small yard in front of a large two-storey house. The building did not differ much from the rest of the neighbourhood, having been built in the same style and with the same materials. What did set it apart, however, was the freshly applied white paint, the Kaitjanese flag swaying from the flagpole, and the OCPK star adorning the sign above the gate.

Before anything more could be said or done a furious and bellowing barking filled the air. A huge brown-furred dog threw itself against the gate, rattling it with the sheer weight of the impact. Illuminated by the headlights it jumped onto its hind legs and pressed its front paws against the bars.

“That is Mekon.” Naira said, unfazed by the vicious barking. “He is our chief of security. “And that there is our other chief of security, comrade Ogun.”

The door to the building had opened and a man stepped out into the light flooding the yard. Raising a hand to shield his eyes he headed for the gate, and Naira stuck her head out of the window to greet him. “Good evening!”

“Good evening, comrade Tayva!” Ogun called back, his Kaitjanese thick with his native Pakhodian accent. “Glad that you made it, we were beginning to doubt that you would. Come here, you!”

The last sentence was directed at Mekon. Ogun unlocked the gate and pulled it open before dragging the struggling dog out of the way. Naira revved the engine and made the KATI roll the last few metres into the yard where she parked it next to a pair of motorcycles. When she opened the car door Mekon tore himself free and rushed towards her.

“Down! NO, I don’t have time.”

The force of the animal was nearly enough to topple her, but Naira dodged to the side just in time. Grabbing Mekon by his head she forced him and his eagerly slobbering tongue away from her face and pushed him to the ground again. When he was once again dragged away by Ogun, Naira looked to Basel, who by now also had climbed out of the car.

“I hope he didn’t scare you. I think he is too nice to be a guard, but he has a mean bark and that’s what counts. Of course, we don’t expect any break-ins. But keeping a guard dog is a tradition in the region.”

Basel siezed the dog up, and kept his distance, assuming a relaxed stance and letting the canine examine him and get used to him. He spoke softly and slowly, reassuring the animal he wasn’t a threat—and curiously, he did so in his native Veleslav.

“Be nice, friend. See? I’m nice too. Do you wanna be friends? Come!”

He avoided any eye contact, looking at the dog’s front paws. Slowly he offered his hand, fingers softly clenched in a fist. That way if the dog felt agitated or anxious, and would try to bite him, he wouldn’t be able to liberate a finger or actually injure him. Basel let the dog come to him, and he let him smell his hand, get a ‘feel’ for the ‘stranger’, the ‘newcomer’.

When both felt at ease enough, Basel petted the guy, gently, continuing in his softer tone.

“Good guy. Good dog. We’re friends now.”

He switched back to Low Prut and what limited Kaitjanese he was comfortable with.

“Prutenians are dog people, picked up a few habits and tricks. I think we’re friends now.” He looked at Ogun, then Naira, then back at the man: “Hello!”

The guard forced a smile on his weathered face and tipped the screen of his kepi with an accented “Greetings.”

While he held Mekon back, Naira and Basel unloaded the car. The Veleslav did most of the lifting of course, displaying the same playful ease he had at the airport. Naira had already accepted that he wouldn’t need any help, and so her assistance was purely symbolic. Naira had already accepted, and her offer of help was purely symbolic. While Basel tinkered with the strap on one of his bags, she addressed Ogun. “Are the others upstairs?”

“They are, comrade Tayva.” the grey-haired man said. He was in his sixties, and his age showed in the deep furrows criss-crossing his brown face. “We… damn it, keep still you bugger! Pardon me. But yes, they are upstairs. The comrade Overseer is impatient, I think.”

“Then we won’t keep him waiting.”

Naira gave Mekon one finals scratch behind the ear and then returned to Basel, who had just shouldered his crossbow.

“Herr Lyubitschanin.” she began, switching back to that purely professional tone she had used when she had first greeted him. She had let it slip a little during the drive, but now it was back, accompanied by that perfectly courteous smile. “I want to apologize for the delay, and I want to welcome you to the Administrative Headquarter of Political Affairs of Pakhodai Commune.” with that she swept with her hand over the building. “It is not the Black Mausoleum or the Prutoem, but it is enough for us. If you would follow me, please…”

“Of course, Miss Tayva.” He barely resisted to wink, but he had a faint smile resting at the corners of his mouth.

They were just about to climb the few stone steps to the entrance when the double doors swung open, letting out a stream of bright electrical light.

“Ah!” the overseer exclaimed. “At last and not a day too early.”

Tsugdor was a large man. Not as large as Basel, of course, but Naira doubted that anyone could come close to the Veleslav’s size. Tsugdor was shorter, yes, but broad and big in his own right. He was wide shouldered and broad-chested, equipped with trunk-like arms and legs and a prodigious pot-belly. The thick neck was threatening to burst out of the freshly starched collar of the dark green Party uniform suit. He was clean shaven, his rounds cheeks rosy, the thick lips smiling amiably. The inquisitive dark eyes flew first to Naira, and then finally settled on Basel. The overseers smile did not fade (if anything it became even wider), but something very focused settled over his expression, and he bowed his head.

“Please.” he said, slowly and ceremoniously. “Be welcome to Pakhodai.”

His gaze darted to Naira again, eager for her approval. The months of improvised studies of Low Prut had not been in vain - he could actually make string a sentence together - but the accent and Keshi sentence structure was nothing short of painful. Instead of commenting on his linguistic skills (or lack thereof) Naira simply stepped forward, placing herself between her superior and Basel.

“Herr Lyubitschanin, allow me to introduce the Political Overseer of Pakhodai Commune - Goro Tsugdor.”

Hearing his name, Tsugdor bowed his head again, and stuck out a meaty hand in greeting. A discreet look from Naira reminded him of the odd customs of the Prut, and he returned the hand to his side.

“Very welcome.” he said. “I, on behalf of commune and township of Pala, want to greet you.”

The overseer was not the only one member of the welcoming committee, however. A much smaller man, black-haired and sharp-nosed, appeared in the doorway, stepping out of cover behind Tsugdor.

“Secretary Fifth Grade, Kerzyn Jurza.” Naira dutifully announced

The little man bowed his head, although his smile could only be described as stiff. Not that it mattered though, for his old-fashioned moustache covered most of his mouth anyway. His Low Prut was not much better than the overseer’s, successfully butchering the pronunciation. “Greetings, Herr Lubtjanin.”

“Please,” said Tsugdor. “Come inside. The road was long and you must be tired.”

Basel considered repaying their Low Prut with his certainly equally workable Kaitjanese, but he spared them the heartbreak. He used a few choice words and phrases he knew by rote, mostly the polite words and greetings. Otherwise he spoke a slow, formal Low Prut to make himself easier to understand.

“Herr Overseer Tsugdor, Herr Secretary Jurza, I thank you for the very warm welcome. It is rather pleasant, unexpected surprise, and one I will make certain to mention to my peers and my liaison; such a grand display of hospitality for just one tourist. Wonderful. I might even be tempted when I get back home to join the DD and see how an actual diplomat is treated the next time I come—they must get an entire palace the voluble scoundrels!”

He deliberately shifted his tone of voice during the last bit, at least trying to emphasise he was obvious joking. He smiled, a bit forced, but was aided by Naira’s chuckle at his last comment, letting everyone else join too. Tsugdor gestured at the door. “Please come. No point in staying outside.”

The administration was old, predating the the arrival of the OCPK by decades if not a good century. Naira was not clear over its exact origins, but she knew that it had once been built as a merchant home, and that it had since changed owners many times. The latest pre-Kaitjanese owners had been Keshi officials, but they and their regime were long gone. The space they had occupied, however, had been just what the first OCPK functionaries had been looking for when they first arrived some twentyfive years ago. The corridor was long and wide, running the entire length of the front of the building, connecting the door to all the ground floor rooms and leading to the stone staircases to the second floor. It had several other purposes, too: wardrobe with plenty of hooks and cupboards; a waiting room with benches and chairs, a receptionist’s desk (now unoccupied) standing in alcove, and finally an information point; it’s white walls covered with agitational posters, political banners, news bulletins, framed newspapers and rows upon rows of local citizens who had earned recognition.

“Your room is prepared.” Tsugdor said. “Comrade Tayva will show you. But first, ah, there is…” Panic flashed in his eyes when memory failed him. Then, when he remembered without Naira’s help, the fear turned into smugness. “Paperwork. It will not take long.”

“It is just a technicality.” Naira added, her Low Prut even more flawless when compared to the overseer’s. “It is simply a matter of comrade Jurza recording that you have arrived.”

The small man said nothing but Tsugdor was more than happy to speak for him. “Yes, it will not take long. “While you wait, herr Lub..lubtj...Lubtjanin you can eat. You are hungry, yes? We have food and we have drink, if you want.”

“Basel. Just go with Herr Basel, it’s appropriate given circumstances, it’s pronounceable for people who didn’t have a tongue-related accident, and I really don’t mind. Nor would I mind a nibble. Again, better than back home. I’m very much used to double-triple documentation and receipts for just about anything back home. I’m pretty sure we invented bureaucracy, and that the black bar of the tricolour stands for ink. Enjoying a meal and drink during the process would be a lovely change of pace.”

They passed a couple of closed meeting rooms and an assembly hall, and climbed the stairs. Basel, of course, had to bend down to avoid hitting his head against the ceiling of the stairwell, but eventually both he and his gear made it through. The second floor consisted out of offices. When the building had still been used by civilians, it would have been on the second floor that the occupants would have slept and dined. Now the Pakhodaian rugs, beds and floor tables were gone, replaced with a narrow corridor lined with small office rooms. At this hour, they were dark and quiet, a fact that Tsugdor readily remarked upon.

“If your plane came earlier, herr Lubtjan.” he said, leading the way. “We would all have welcomed you. But they are home now. Maybe you can see them tomorrow.”

“There is fourteen of us in total.” Naira injected. “That is, fourteen of us serving here at the political administration. There are also the communal and town councils downtown.”

The corridor emptied out into a larger meeting room. Like in the entrance hallway the walls were adorned with political material. A large poster of a smiling peasant woman against a backdrop of snow-peaked mountains adorned the door leading into the small adjacent kitchen, and from his honorary spot below the Kaitjanese flag none other but the most honourable Kýr Wanúr overlooked the kitchen table with his stern gaze. Below him, only slightly less illustrious than the great founder, was the handsome visage of the current State General. Tsugdor ceremonially swept his arm over the room and finished the gesture by pointing out the closest chair.

“Please sit.” he said, and promptly parked himself on the opposite side of the table. “It is late, but you are our guest. Coffee? Tea? There is food. If no - please, provide your passport, so Secretary Jurza can record you having come to Pakhodai. Papers, you know, they are important - so that they know in Mozgúl that you are where you should be.”

“A tea would be just perfect. If you could add a hint of lemon, lime, anything citrus-y, that’d be smashing. Also…” Basel did some odd sleight of hand and conjured his papers out of some pocket dimension apparently all Prut had access to and stored such items in. Without fail. Or more likely they were all required to present documents so often and frequently that all developed a similar skill to fight the tedium of the gesture. “...ta da! Here you go.”

With the quick motion of a life-long bureaucrat, the secretary gathered up the papers. Then he excused himself and withdrew into one of the offices, from where the clicking of a keyboard computer could soon be heard.

“The march of modernity.” Tsugdor said proudly, gesturing in direction of office. “We are in…” he drifted off, muttered something in an incomprehensible mix of Kaitjanese and Keshi, and then bounced back as if he had not stopped talking at all, “in the process of modernizing. The computer machine is a marvel. In five years we want to be operating to modern Mozgúl standards. Ah – tea. Tayva –“ he instinctively switched to Kaitjanese when addressing Naira. “Would you arrange that for us? There is hot water in the boiler.”

“Certainly.”

“Grand. Should be some lemon too. But none for me. You know how I like it.”

“Of course, comrade Tsugdor.”

He smiled at her, and then settled his inquisitive gaze back at the guest. “I was told that your plane was late, and I apologize deeply on the behalf of our administration. But our Pakhodai commune, see, is very out of the way. We have bettered the communications in later years, but they aren’t perfect. I hope it won’t spoil the pleasure of your presence. It shouldn’t be said that we don’t welcome honest guests, even if they come from far away.”

The administration had prepared for Basel’s arrival, and the tea set had been taken out of its strongbox for the occasion. Tea drinking had long been a Kaitjanese – and Apisteftian – pastime, and was one of the few cultural expressions capable of rivalling the equally ancient tradition of heavy boozing. The state recognized that, and under its guidance the number of manufacturers producing appropriate tableware had flourished. The wooden tray which Naira sat down on the table between Tsugdor and Basel was painted in vivid reds, blues and gold – the pattern resembling that of a lush vine forest.

“Thank you very much.” Tsugdor said. “Would you explain? I think you can make it clearer than I can.”

“Of course, comrade Overseer. Herr Basel, I take it you are familiar with tea-related Kaitjanese traditions at this point?”

Like the tray, the cups and the large round teapot were exquisitely painted. The mug which Naira placed in front of Basel was decorated with a relief depicting running hunting cats, dark red with gold stripes against a bluish background.

“The tray is meant to symbolise the earth – or land, rather.” Naira continued. “The cups - the wildlife. A very set has its own make-up of animals. This is one is from Merizal and has a heartland style, but every region has its own design. And if you look at the tea pot you will see this beautiful sky and cloud pattern, which is then supposed to be the wet season.”

Holding on to the pot with two hands, one grabbing the wooden handle and the other supporting the front, she poured a cupful of dark brown brew into the overseer cup, then her own and lastly Basel’s.

“Rain comes, beasts drink on earth.” Tsugdor concluded while Naira placed a small bowl with dried lemon in front of Basel. “Legend is that the first tea-drinker was the one who drank storm water with leaves in it. The animals come from the earth, they drink the rain, then they return to the earth. Neat story, I think. That’s what you say – neat?”

“I’m afraid I am not an expert in tea ceremony.” Naira said. “I hope you don’t mind.”

Tsugdor shrugged, took the cup and drank. When the lack of poison was evident, Naira – playing the role of secondary host – sipped as well. After, both looked encouragingly at the foreigner.

“Welcome to Pakhodai, herr Basel. Ah, and there’s the secretary with your papers. That went quick. Jurza, join us for tea.”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:22 pm

While Naira and Tsugdor were regaling the story of tea in Kaitjan, or perhaps Keshi—very likely each of the cultural groups had their own, similar but slightly differing variation of said tale—Basel was admiring the cups. He noticed the subtle differences in attitude and ritual between his host and his home; the artistry, choice of depictions, the degree of extra effort that went into these puzzled him. Prut were tea drinkers, particularly Prutenians and Veleslavs, but neither decorated their cups, not like this. He figured that his host might have taken some special vessels just for him. His people had a strongly pragmatic, practical mind and approach too things—craftsmanship, quality, robustness, and efficiency were what they plainly considered ‘good engineering’. A cup and pot should be durable, easy to maintain and especially keep clean, easy to use, and of ergonomic design. The paintings on his cups were impractical. The constant change in temperature of the vessels, everyday use, exposure to moisture and vapour, wear and tear and such would make the pictures fade, or peel, or damage them. But they were artistic and nice to look at. Basel exhaled bemused. Perhaps the set would be a nice present. He made a mental note to purchase one before returning as a gift for a more artistically inclined friend.

Basel was also now pretty sure Tsugdor had a fancy set prepared just for him. That and the half a dozen often repeated welcomes and addressing his as ‘guest’ over and over made him a bit self-conscious. Kind of how he felt when visiting rural relatives. They’d always treat you too nicely, making you uncomfortable. Did they subconsciously, or perhaps deliberately try to impress him, or try to show the city-dweller they had nice stuff ‘here too’. He felt the same right now, only quite a bit more stressed as he didn’t have the cultural know-how and sensitivity nor familiarity to navigate through this event. So he just listened and politely nodded. Not much room for error there. Except the dried lemon. Why ‘dried’ lemon? He couldn’t squeeze that into his cup, and he did pick up the notoriously Prutenian habit of being unwillingly to touch food directly with his bare hands. He held his fingers above the cup yet really close to the surface of the tea and wiggled them in the warm steam. He then subtly cleaned his fingertips by tapping them over the table cloth pretending to playfully ‘crawl’ to the lemon bawl. He pinched a few and left them in his cup.

Jurza arriving eliminated the need to explain himself. Just as quickly as he made them appear Basel palmed his papers and they were sealed again in that odd place until needed. He slowly uttered a pretty well pronounced ‘thank you’ in Kaitjanese, before continuing in the stressed, deliberate, and clear Low Prut he assumed everyone could understand within reason:

“Thank you very much for this official welcome. Herr comrade overseer Tsugdor, Herr secretary Jurza, and of course Frau Tayva, I’m very glad to have such wonderful and forthcoming hosts. I will give my best to repay you in kind and be a wonderful guest. Now, before we get to the bit you’re all most likely concerned with, Prut custom and even more so Lieblich custom dictates I honour my host. Well, hosts really. Herr Tsugdor, I trust you can play that particular role for the entire collective?”

He didn’t wait for an answer. Tsugdor’s rank, position, and job description basically not only implied and essentially demanded such; the rhethorical question was basically little more than mere courtesy. Basel again did some gesture with his left then right hand—the former being a flashy and very classical diversion, and the latter the actual trick—and he somehow ended up with a small glass container in his right.

“I’m afraid I don’t have a myth to share. At least not a nice one like the one you shared about the symbolism of tea.” He displayed the container without proffering it. Inside were granules or grains of some mineral, black, somewhat reflective and shiny crystals of some sort. “Salt. Prut customs demands I don’t enter someone’s home the first time empty-handed. That would be just… bad manners. Lieblich custom says to share salt with your host.

I’d love to add a story to it, and I recall fragments of the ones I heard many years ago when I was still but a wee lad, of its purity, and healing properties, and how it’s a covenant with the earth and seas, but for me, now, here and today, it’s just a nice gesture and good nutrition.”

The raised eyebrows from the others made him hesitate for a moment. Did he do something wrong? Then Basel realised that for most people ‘black’ and ‘salt’ didn’t exactly go together. Maybe they thought he confused salt and pepper and tried to gift them the latter. He chuckled.

“Of course not just any salt would do, wouldn’t it? This particular one, while not exactly unique, is native to the Lieblich area. The east and south of our realm does indeed have a few spots were black salt can be harvested. It’s also called lava salt. Activated charcoal gives it its colour. It’s delectable, and perfect for fish or vegetable dishes, or to enhance good quality meat. Helps with indigestion too. So, it’s indispensable for those who like it spicy. So, maybe the foreigner doesn’t bring any myths or song from his lands, but your guest does bring a gift of health and pleasure.”

He placed the container on the table and gently pushed it to Tsugdor, offering it. If nothing else, Naira could always point out that Prut avoided giving gifts directly, that is ‘handing’ them directly to you. That’s how you ‘pay’ something in Prut lands. It’s considered good manners to leave an offer for the other party, and it’s also considered good manners to pick it up and appreciate it as a gift and not an exchange. Prut rules of hospitality can often be that complex yet subtle.

“Now, to alleviate any concerns.” He closed his eyes and raised his hands palms open. “I know how ‘problematic’ my presence here can be; your superiors are putting pressure on you to keep me out of trouble, you’re all not used to such sensitive issues, and I am a disruptive element. I understand that. I apologise for any inconvenience I inadvertently cause. I am really not here to either cause trouble for others nor get into trouble. Just to hunt, get to know the locals, and enjoy the scenery. Maybe shoot a photo or two. None of you have to walk on eggshells so to speak or bend their back to make sure everything goes smoothly.

In fact, and if it’s fine with you all, I’d prefer everyone just going about their day and behaving as your used too. I’m a big guy, it’s not my first time, and I have a lovely liaison in our comrade Tayva in case I need anything. You can basically expect me, or rather us, to rest tonight, pick up gear in the morrow, and then disappear in the wilds for a week or two. With a hardy radio of course, in case something happens. Which it won’t. Never does. No one needs to work overtime or schedule anything out of the ordinary, no one needs to get stressed. I’ll give my best not to increase anyone’s workload, and I hope no one will mind a few faux pas on my part while I’m still learning about Kaitjan.”
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Postby Kaitjan » Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:09 am

“Black salt?” Tsugdor held the container up into the light to examine it closely. He even opened the lid to take a sniff. “Salt it is. There is a first time for everything. Tayva, did you know that there was such a thing?”

'“I think I have heard about it. There are some black saltworks in Korichan, but this is the first time I have seen it for real.”

“Jurza?”

The secretary silently shook his head. Tsugdor screwed the lid back on and gave the container a shake as if to make sure that the curious black contents would move like salt. “Thank you for your gift, Herr Lubitschanin, but I am unsure if I would even want to use it. It would be a shame to see it gone.”

“Maybe we should put in in the glass case in the conference room.” Naira suggested. “As a reminder of our guest's visit.”

“Maybe.” Tsugdor grinned at Basel. “A good idea. Then, if one of your countrymen ever comes to Pakhodai, we can show him the salt and ask him if he knows where it is from. Who knows, maybe his gift will be white pepper to go with the salt.”

Naira poured them more tea. A good host should keep the cups filled at all time, and Naira had played the role before. She wielded the teapot with graceful care, avoiding spilling even a single drop of the brew. As the Overseer’s assistant and the most senior ranking woman in the Pakhodaian administration, it usually fell on her to fill the role of lady of the house when Party inspectors came to visit. Basel was certainly not a political official, but he was a guest. Had his plane come when it was supposed to, he would have been received in Pala with all the ceremony suggested by the rulebook. With how bashful he acted now, it was hard to imagine that it was the same man who had taken no issue undressing directly in front of her.

“No one needs to work overtime or schedule anything out of the ordinary, no one needs to get stressed. I’ll give my best not to increase anyone’s workload, and I hope no one will mind a few faux pas on my part while I’m still learning about Kaitjan.”

“We see hospitality as a virtue.” Naira said, filling Basel’s cup up to the fine vine pattern which ran near the top of the inside of the mug.

“Don’t worry yourself, Herr Lubitschanin.” Tsugdor graciously threw out with his hands. “It is our duty to make you feel welcome – it is a matter of…” he stuttered and snapped his fingers. “eoldeg?’ Tayva?”

“Courtesy.” she said.

“Courtesy.” Tsugdor pressed his palms together “That’s it. It is a matter of courtesy and politeness.”

“I have heard that some foreigners think that we Kaitjanese are…” she placed the pot on its tray and sat back down. “Unfriendly. But that is far from the truth. We receive very few foreigners in our country, that is true, but that does not mean that we do not treat our guests well. When your application to travel to Kaitjan was approved, our government did not simply accept your paperwork – it cordially invited you into our country as a guest. As representatives of the People and State of the People’s Republic of Kaitjan, it is our solemn duty to treat you with all respect you, as a guest, is owed during your stay here. Maybe Pakhodai can’t offer you the same comforts as Mozgúl, but we will do our best to take as good care of you as our comrades did in the capital.”

“That is so.” Tsugdor said. “We invited you and you have come, and we have all shown each other due respect. Your presence is no trouble. And you and comrade Tayva are going into the wild tomorrow anyway, so why not enjoy the comforts while you can? The mountains don’t serve tea like we do.”

“Yes.” Said Jurza and nodded.

“But thank you for caring.” Naira quickly added. “It is kind of you. That said, I think that your stay here will be fine. Everything is ready for our departure tomorrow. As soon as you want to go, we can go.”

“Maybe we should talk plans tomorrow.” Said Tsugdor. “You must be tired, Herr Lubitschanin. I know that the flight from Khogra is long and not comfortable. I have flighted it myself. Comrade Tayva will show you the guest room. But first –“he held up his cup. “Tea. Yes?”

Basel accepted, of course. He was alone in the mountains and surrounded by strangers hellbent on smothering him with their hospitality. What options did he have?


***



“So what’s the verdict?” Tsugdor asked.

“It was very good.”

“Don’t try to oil me up.” He said, falling back against the backrest of his chair. “Was it bad?”

“I think it was good.” Naira said. “You have to work on your pronunciation, but the rest is very good. He did understand you, and that is a very good start.”

Tsugdor sighed and rubbed his eyes. It was late. Pitch darkness – for even in Pala the nights were black – pressed against the window behind his desk. Naira’s eyelids felt heavy, and her mind kept wandering off towards the land of warm showers and soft beds.

“My tongue feel’s like I twisted it inside out.” Tsugdor muttered.

“Low Prut is not an easy language.”

He shook his head. “I am happy that I have you here because I don’t know what we would do if we didn’t have someone who could speak with the man.”

“Thank you.”

“No need.” He patted down his breast pocket and extracted a pack of cigarettes. A lonely stick fell into his palm, and he frowned. “Do you know if my shipment came with the plane?”

“No. I didn’t have time to inspect it.”

“Let’s hope it did. What will I do without my Arrows?”

He lit the cigarette and drew a long and delighted lungful of smoke from it. The office quickly filled with the smell of fine Korichani tobacco.

“We have technical problems at the airport.” Naira said, suddenly remembering. “The radio is not working.”

“The radio?”

“Air Director Udzen told me that he has been writing requests for new equipment for weeks. He hasn’t even had an answer yet.”

“Bloody paper-pushers.” Tsugdor annoyedly rubbed his forehead. “Remind me tomorrow, will you? I will look into it.”

“Of course. If the radios are not working we need to solve it as quickly as possible. We are having good weather now, but when the storm season comes we are going to have problems.”

“I know, I know.” He took another long draw of his cigarette. “But tell me – what’s your impression of our guest?”
Naira thought about it for a few seconds. “He is a very sociable person, I think. Likes to talk. Ex-military.”

“He told you?”

“He was open about it. But it’s nothing we don’t already know from his file we got from Mozgúl.”

“Hm.”

“I don’t think he is a spy, though. He wouldn’t have come this far if he was.” Naira said lightly. “What would he want to spy on here anyway?”

“True. A mad tourist, then. Go so far just go shoot a bird… Although the world has always been full of madmen. But that’s not what I wanted to ask you. Do you think you can handle him?”

A pair of naked buttocks flashed through Naira’s mind. She made a tired groan.

“I will have to.”

“What do you mean? Is that a no?”

“I can handle it.” She said. “And it’s not like we someone else to do it for me.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes. Yes, I think so. I don’t think we will have any problems.”

“Good, good. Now go get some sleep – we need you fresh for tomorrow.”

Naira chuckled as she rose from her chair. “I will do my best.”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:14 am

As far as Basel was concerned the evening went reasonably well, and somewhat better than expected. So he travelled thousands of kilometres to end up with the shorter version of his relatives. Bucolic locals, both of them, he guessed, and just like home. he didn’t really mind, and the previous experiences back home as well as Naira’s subtle hints here and there helped him soldier on. The best course of action he figured was just letting them entertain him for a bit, pretend to be mildly impressed or not—he did have to figure out first if they complained about something, as locals tend to do, or if they praised something, which was another favorite pastime—and eventually he’d spot a moment where they ran out of steam and he should excuse himself. This occurred sooner than expected as it turned out, since twenty minutes in they had exhausted local history, masonry, gardening, the weather, and the dog as topics and they were just starting their second cups; the last five minutes Basel filled with a few choice anecdotes, and appreciation of his hosts, while making a few non-committal statements, but no promises. Perhaps he’d keep one thing he mentioned, that being that he’ll share a trogon if he manages to grill and prepare it properly and if they happened to get a few nice, juicy ones. Seemed like an innocent enough promise.

Partially he did intend to keep his word on that one. Then again, he was also considering in part to nick one of the highly-decorated tea sets on the way to his room. He didn’t of course. For one thing, if he would do so it would have to be in the morning and not the night before, and on second thought it would be unnecessary as he was quite sure they’d gift him one anyway if he asked politely. He even chuckled a bit thinking about how such a conversation might unfold.

He didn’t get to chat up Naira as she had to excuse herself as soon as she got him to his room. Apparently they had to resolve some issue or another. Basel knew they basically just wanted her report, on him or something else. It didn’t really matter. He wished her a good night and reminded her to be ready come sunrise. He thought he saw her nod in agreement as she disappeared down the stairs joining the bodiless voices below. He stretched a bit, cracked his bones and knuckles, and readjusted his pose; Basel figured the room would be small.

Well, it wasn’t small per se, just small for him. Which should come as no surprise his the same afternoon an entire aeroplane was small to him, and he was pretty sure most folks didn’t use lorries as taxis. The room was utterly satisfying and boring at the same time—clean and orderly, of course, beautiful cultural handiworks and crafts decorating the entire space, a very prominent wall rug with a pattern the meaning of which eluded Basel but seemed nice, and a bed, and all of it very obviously without any personal touch or character. It was very much a guest room, not a space someone inhabited or tended too. Sterile in a way. Obviously it would do for the night, and the fact he wasn’t disrupting someone was a big plus as far as Basel was concerned. Yet it wasn’t his room, it was no one’s room, and because of that he couldn’t leave a mark or impression on it either… which bothered him in an intangible manner he couldn’t quite finger or explain.

He considered scratching something into a surface, any surface, but he didn’t. It would have been inappropriate, and felt like a hollow, poorly reckoned gesture. As much as the floor space of his room allowed it, he paced around. After a while he took a needle and some thread, essential materials and skills for an outdoorsman, and decided to add to the pattern. After finding a spot where the colours would match and complement each other, he saw in a small sun motif into the rug, in a far corner barely noticeable. Happy and satisfied with his work, and small act of personalisation, he went to bed, and he also did something he didn’t have to do for quite a long time; he set up an alarm clock.

***


He woke up an entire hour before the alarm would ring. Previously he had stayed for a week in Hesperia to easier switch to Kaitjan’s timezone. He’d get up really early in the last three days and would go train or for a jog, and gradually he got used to going to bed earlier as well. He figured this was a good way to avoid jetlag and any annoying adjustment periods. After all he did have to be sharp during the hunt, trogons or otherwise. Yet in his eagerness he overcompensated and he partially failed to properly calculate the difference between Mozgúl’s time zone and the Pakhodai area.

Making the best of it, he decided on two things. The alarm clock would remain in this room—he was definitely going to leave it as a sort of parting gift, and also in the hope that it might become useful to someone else in the future. At that moment to him it seemed as a good act, leaving a watch of Lieblich make here. It was a sturdy thing, practical, reliable, and judging by the exterior which evidently had survived several high speed impacts against a hardened surface, like say a wall or floor, this little timekeeper was indestructible. He even giggled picturing someone punching through the wall by throwing the alarm clock. It was like an image straight from a commercial. He placed it on a shelf, just out of range of an arm reaching from the bed. Then he went outside right after pocketing a few items from his bags.

He easily found the courtyard again, after only one false turn and spooking a sleepy staff member. Basel never inquired if said underling was security or just lost or was about to sneak back into bed after a night of passionate and forbidden secret fraternisation with a colleague. He hoped for the later. The only other living being he encountered in these wee hours was the dog who, presumably tired and drowsy like everyone else, just witnessed what was about to happen in silence. Basel took this as approval, and encouragement. He decided to greet the first sunlight with full propriety and by old custom. Which meant sans shirt obviously. He paced around and collected a few stones. Then he arranged them into an improvised Haruch, and weihed them for that specific task at hand. He placed a small candle on the Haruch, lit it, and uttered a dedication for the day, then finished with a simple paean. He incorporated this into his morning routine—instead of the traditional sword or knife he used telescopic baton, which was basically just a thin, metal rod of surprising length when fully extended, and which would otherwise appear to be an ordinary key fob. Like a sword he swung it slowly, in a very controlled and calculated manner around himself, going through the various martial motions and figures. This dance of sorts continued for a good forty minutes. By then dawn had arrived, and he basked in the first sunlight he experienced in this locale.

He was feeling refreshed and proud. He shook of the tiredness from his limbs and allowed himself a moment of respite, just glistening bare-chested and taking one deep breath after another. Basel could feel the sun touching his face. He exhaled, turned his head, and opened his eyes. He smiled. After collapsing the baton he collected his items, blessed his hosts and companion, put out the candle, and he then ritually decommissioned the Haruch. One of the stones he pocketed, the rest he left there, in case someone else. He winked at his still somewhat sleepy canine witness before going back inside for a quick shower.

He made a few quick calculations according to the position of the sun, then mumbled: “Just about 5.00h. Perfect time.” He was right. Naira would probably be soon awake as well, and they had work to do today.
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Postby Kaitjan » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:27 am

It was the beeping of Naira’s wristwatch which woke her up. Groaning, she rolled over on her back. Shadows were all around her when she opened her eyes. The watch continued wailing, filling the shadowy room with annoying electronic beeps.

Ah yes – the administration’s common room. She had not recognized it at first, but now it all came back to her. A tentative pale light was visible in the gaps between the privacy screens, and it gave her sleep-addled brain just enough so that she could figure out her surroundings. Naira sat up in bed, silenced the watch with a press of a button and slowly stretched her neck. It felt stiff, the muscles unresponsive. She grimaced. Under normal circumstances, she would never have bothered using the couch futon. The Party provided her with a cosy apartment just a couple of minutes’ walk away from the administration, and there was never enough work to justify spending the night at the office.

But today was different. Very different. Naira rubbed her eyes as the memories of yesterday flashed through her mind. There was a foreigner in the guest room a floor below. That was why she had slept her – leaving him unattended would have been a breach of protocol. Sure, the guard and the dog were still here, and maybe a few of the employees who lived in the apartment building just next to the administration might pop in, but that was completely beside the point. You don’t leave an honoured guest alone and unattended. You also don’t let a foreigner to his own devices. Basel happened to be both a guest and a foreigner, so there was even less of an excuse to leave him on his own.

Naira threw off the blanket and glanced at her watch. The luminescent face showed 4.46. Early. Far too early for her taste. As ARPO she had to show at six at the earliest, and even then, there was usually an hour or so to kill before everyone else showed up. Tsugdor would come in at eight, invite her for a cup of tea or coffee, and only then would the day begin in earnest.

But not today. Basel wanted to leave early. Naira was not sure why, but naturally she had refrained from asking him. Now she wondered if that had been a mistake.

Naira swung her feet down from the futon and shivered. The floor felt icy cold. She immediately withdrew back onto the futon, got on her stomach and used her hands to look for her sandals on the floor. The air was not cold, but it was unpleasantly chilly. Like most non-residential buildings in Pakhodai, the administration turned down the heat outside of working hours. The commune’s geographical isolation had always made fuel an issue, and so energy conservation was official policy. Naira congratulated herself on having brought her pyjamas. Going to bed adequately dressed was one of the habits she had picked up since moving to Pakhodai. Sleeping naked was common in the tropical heat of the Kaitjanese interior, but doing the same in the mountains was not very smart.

Naira strapped her feet into the sandals and got to her feet, walking up to the privacy screens. As expected, the upper floor was empty. Early morning sunlight seeped through the gaps in the window shutters, painting pale patterns on the windowsills. Naira pushed the screen aside and made her way over to the light switch. Her muscles protested, not at all happy with the sudden need for movement. She flipped the switch and the lamps came to life, blinding her with unexpected brightness. Squinting, Naira returned to the futon, crouching down next to it to look through her rucksack. She had put the tents, bedrolls and all the other gear needed for the expedition in a locked storage room downstairs, but she had kept her personal belongings with her. Feeling sleepy, blinded and in a severe need of caffeine, it took her almost a minute before she had found everything she needed.

She needed to wash up, change into something more fitting and generally bring herself into proper order before doing anything else. To represent the OCPK was not only to promote and propagate the ideology and its principles but to think, talk and act the right way. The proper way. That meant looking the part, too. Being anything less than professional in all matters would be insulting to Naira, the Party, the guest, and Kaitjan itself. She fastened her hair in an improvised knot, grabbed the clothes, toiletry bag and towel, and headed out.

The administration seemed deserted as Naira snuck down the stairs. A clock ticked in the big meeting room, but everything else was quiet. Good. Naira had her white pyjamas, but she would still rather avoid being seen. She reached the bottom floor without incident. Stepping quietly, she soon left the main corridor in favour of a smaller staff-only passageway. The restroom and showers were in a remote corner of the building, out of the way and private. But to reach them Naira had to pass the guestroom. As she approached it, she slowed her step and listened.

Silence. There were no signs of life coming from the room, not even snoring. For a split-second, Naira considered checking, but she immediately pushed the possibility aside. If he was asleep, she had plenty of time to get ready.

The shower room was small and unadorned, but clean and well maintained. In a way, it reminded her of the locker room of a bathing house or sports stadium. The space was separated into two sections by semi-transparent plastic screens; on one side was an area with benches for changing, on the other two shower stalls. The air was fresh with the scent of chemical detergent. Naira closed the door soundlessly behind her and walked up to the big water tank. The metal was warm against her hand when she touched it, and sounded full when she gave it a tap. It was good news, for she had never much liked cold showers. Back home in Juramáat, water had never been an issue – not with the Merizta and so many other rivers, springs and streams to provide it. Pakhodai had water too, but it was all freezing glacial meltwater which had to be heated. Pala could enjoy the services of the recently recommissioned powerplant, but even here there were limitations on how much hot water you could use. Unless you boiled it on the stove yourself, of course. Most mountain folk made due with buckets baths instead of showers and did so less frequently than lowlanders like Naira were used to.

But, if she was going to spend a week or two trekking through the wild, one last proper wash was probably in order.

Naira undressed, and, armed with soap and shampoo, slipped into the closest stall. The shower head gurgled reluctantly when she first turned the valves but obliged her in the end. The shower head erupted, drowning her in a torrent of water. Naira cranked the valve back to ease the onslaught. Her hair was already soaked, breaking lose from the knot she had put it in. Now it cascaded down her neck, back and shoulders like a black waterfall. She rubbed her eyes, trying to purge them of the remaining tiredness. There was still some way to go, but she was feeling better already. The stiffness in her neck was fading, her muscles soothed by the warmth. For a short time, she just stood there, letting the water stream down her body. Neck, shoulders, back, hips, legs.

Naira was not as athletic as Basel. One could only guess what kind of training regimen the Veleslav put himself through, but whatever it was, she was not following it. Still, she was in good shape. Not muscular, but not round either. You could call it a flattering compromise between nimble and curvy. Maybe even both. Not a movie star, but a very good propaganda model. The artists like to find the balance between above average attractiveness and the common-girl-next-door kind of look. You know the posters depicting youthful smiling peasants bringing in another successful harvest? That kind of look.

Getting warm and cosy in the shower was great, and perhaps the best part of any morning. Sadly, it could only last so long. Naira grabbed the shampoo bottle and squeezed some of the gel into her palm. Shower now, then dress, then breakfast. With a little sigh, she began washing her hair. As she pulled them over her shoulder to lather them up, the tresses revealed her calendarial tattoo. It was a black cat – large and fierce, occupying her entire shoulder blade. The ink was stylized, making no attempt at realism, but the pounce the animal made towards Naira’s spine was surprisingly lifelike. The tail was long, reaching all the way onto her shoulder, and when she moved her arm, the striped appendage seemed to swipe back and forth in excitement.

When satisfied with the amount of bubbly white lather, Naira took the shower head from its holder and used it to wash it all off. Even after feeling sufficiently clean all over, she chose to linger in the shower and just enjoy the hot water. Leaving the steaming stall for the comparatively cold outside did not appeal to her. But there was no avoiding it forever. She had a job to do. There was a thump as the valve closed off the water flow. Soaked and dripping, Naira stepped out of the shower.
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:48 pm

The way up was more eventful than the way down. Also, more arduous and confusing. The journey so far, the frequent switching between climates, time zones, elevation, the actual time spent travelling, the near constant social events particularly the prior shenanigans in the capital, and one really shouldn’t forget the ridiculously cramped conditions on the transport aeroplane that dropped him here—he suddenly felt the strain from all that. Right now, for the first time in what had to have been ages, and very likely since his early teens, Basel felt out of shape.

A cold, piercing sensation slithered down his spine…

It felt awful. He summarised it as follows: jetlag and overall fatigue, insufficient rest, a stressful and random sleeping schedule, and the very recent physical activity in the form of his morning routine. His body didn’t want to play along, and he was at his limits. Barely out of the house on the very first day they were supposed to set off, and he was already tired—he would have laughed, he really would, but he couldn’t. He was almost in a fugue state, as he walked back inside.

The dog raised his ears as Basel passed him, but didn’t make any sound. Few others were around, although he did think he could pick up someone bustling and dashing around. Or more likely everyone was walking at a normal pace and he was just so slow, so languid and dim and impaired.

The sound of the clock in the meeting hall stirred him. His training, his regimen started to kick in again. He didn’t lapse so far, which was good; it was encouraging. He managed to smile and shake of the imagined fog. The trigger could have been the ticking, or the higher indoor temperature, or maybe it really was just a momentary lapse and he was alright. He fondled the stone from the courtyard he had pocketed—he made a promise to himself then and there that he’d sleep properly tonight. He pocketed the stone again and also decided to get himself a coffee and a shower, in any order and preferably at the same time.

He recalled the showers being somewhere aft the guest area, or at least he hoped he remembered that correctly. Wouldn’t hurt to check since he’d have to pay his room a visit anyway. A quick stop, a few items returned or added, and he was towel in hand headed for the assumed shower area.

He breathed sharply and moved in a calculated, trained manner, to clear his mind, ascertain his composure, and to sharpen his senses, just as he had to many times before during his military stints. It really helped that unlike pretty much any area with Prutenians, this locale appeared comparatively deserted this time of day, so it was calm and quiet and kind of pleasant. He easily picked up the sound of a working shower, and soon he sensed the shift in humidity.

Cold mountain morning… not even morning, the very crack of dawn to be honest, a diaphanous film of water and vapour was in the air and settled on the walls. It felt nice, welcoming, and a familiar silhouette stepped into him that instant.

“Oh, good morning, mis Tayva.”
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Postby Kaitjan » Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:29 am

“Oh,” said Naira.

It was the laminated poster on the wall that was to blame. A replica of some old painting from the classical period, it depicted two fishermen trying to haul a giant Merizta catfish into their boat. One of them, shocked by the sheer size of the catch, had his hands comically raised in the air. The other had dug his heels into the boat’s gunwale and was doing his utmost to not let go of the net with the thrashing catfish. It was a neat picture, but Naira was not sure why someone had decided that the shower was in such desperate need of culture for it to be there.

Ultimately it didn’t matter. What mattered was that when Naira stepped out of the shower, shrouded in steam and dripping wet, she was looking at the poster, and did not notice the figure moving on the other side of the plastic screen separating the showers from the changing room. The second of distraction was all it took. They did not crash into each other. But there was a bump.

“Oh,” said Naira, staring at Basel. “Oh no.”

The moment lasted only for a, well, a moment. But it was enough for a slew of thoughts to pass through Naira’s head. Surprise, annoyance, but most of all embarrassment. Not so much because of her own nakedness – although she suddenly became acutely aware of it – but because of how unprofessional it was. This was not how you were supposed to interact with important guests. This wouldn’t do. This wouldn’t do at all. So instead of screaming – which would be pointless and only aggravate the situation - or trying to desperately cover herself, Naira did the sound thing. She took a step back, wrapped the towel around her body, secured it, and only then, having recovered a modicum of professionalism, did she turn to Basel again.

“Herr Lyubitschanin,” she said, brushing a tress of wet hair from her face. “Could you please wait outside? I will only be a moment?”

Despite the apparently loose morals of the Prut, he did have the good, he had the good sense to do as he was asked. Naira fixated him with her eyes until he was gone and then calmly – but decisively – closed the door behind him.

“Damn it.” She muttered, her cheeks burning. “Bloody damn it.”

How embarrassing. And silly. So very, very silly.

With a sigh, Naira returned to the bench where she had left her clothes. She wiped herself off with the towel until she was more or less dry, and quickly dressed. She was not about to go trekking through the mountains clad in a skirt, and so she had scrounged up something more suitable for the task at hand. The trousers were drab army surplus which she had fitted to her size. Socks and boots followed, and then a long-sleeved jacket vent over the grey tank top. Naira’s hair was still wet, and while she usually would have fanned it, this time she simply tied into a ponytail. She looked at herself in the mirror while buttoning up the jacket, and what she saw made her frown. Although freshly showered, she looked more like a militia trooper than an immaculate OCPK representative.

Damn it. The day had barely begun, and already things were not going her way. She had expected to have some time on her hands; to prepare and run a few final errands before Basel woke up. Usually, visitors felt less than ideal with having to adapt to Pakhodai climate and altitude. Why could Basel not have the good sense to relax instead of barging in on her while she showered?

Naira groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose. With the initial shock fading, she was now more annoyed than anything. It was all an accident, of course. Accidents do happen, and there was no point mulling over it. She would just exempt this little detail from her report and pretend that it never happened. Uninvited, the image from yesterday – the one containing that pair of taut buttocks and the muscular, tattooed torso, flashed through her mind. She discarded it immediately. Damn it all. She gathered herself, smoothed out some wild hairs and nodded to herself in the mirror. Time to go.

“Good morning to you, Herr Lyubitschanin,” she said when she opened the door. “I see you are up early. I hope you slept well, and that the change of climate isn’t bothering you too much. Everyone goes through it in the beginning."
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:58 am

He barely got to “sh” sound of ”sure” before Naira excused herself so suddenly—this behaviour he perceived as kind of odd. Now, calling the man slow or oblivious would be a disservice to his merits and usual presence of mind, but he did not notice naira being naked. Or at least the realisation of this being somewhat risqué in these parts failed to occur. Sadly Basel wasn’t put through the sensitivity programme that diplomats and officers in the Pruwam had to go through, to exactly notice such minutiae and avoid faux pas. So he passed the time by analysing the poster naira seemed to have been so enamoured by just moments prior.

He didn’t get much out of it, nor did he manage to connect the image to her odd actions. He raised his arms imitating the fisherman exasperated by the size of the catch and chuckled. This made his towel fall down.

“Tssk”, he uttered a bit annoyed, and crouched to pick it up. He heard Naira returning and addressing him, so he swept up the towel and rose swiftly, striking unintentionally a rather impressive pose. The height he reached in such a sudden manner, the momentum of his spin, and the way he bend his arm to slap the towel over his right shoulder—even the smack of the fabric over his tensed skin made a rather satisfying sound—he stood there with quite a few of his features and muscles pronounced by the short, quick motion he went through.

“I’m doing quite fine. Elevation doesn’t bother me, maybe just the jetlag. A bit. Oh, and the humidity. The mountains I can take. Been visiting those for ages now, but the air is just so… stifling at times.”

For a moment he flashed back to his beloved Lieblich, and many hot, dry summers spent there…

“Anyway, I see you’re already in proper garb. Ausgezeichnet!” He seized her up, then nodded. “Looks good on you, and I’m fairly certain not every person can pull off looking good in such attire. But you should dry your hair. If you keep it that way, it will just hurt you as soon as you take the ponytail off.”
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Postby Kaitjan » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:02 am

“Thank you.”

Immediately, Naira wondered if it had been the right thing to say. His compliment had been so casually dropped and so unexpected that it had taken her off guard. She had expected some sort of apology for barging in unannounced, or at least one or two quips about it to mask embarrassment – but nothing. The Veleslav seemed completely unperturbed by the whole affair; he had not even bothered wrapping the towel around himself. His entire body was on display, save for what his boxers covered. They didn’t hide much.

If it hadn’t been clear yesterday, now it was obvious – Basel had no qualms about showing himself off. Naira fought down her irritation.

“Yes, I know,” she continued, lightly touching her ponytail as she spoke. “A hazard of having long hair, I’m afraid.”

Naira thought of saying something more, something to politely but sternly address Basel’s complete lack of decency. But, when the pause had gone on just long enough to make it awkward if she was to interrupt it, she discarded the whole plan. She couldn’t come up with anything fitting to say.

“I am glad you are doing well,” she said, gathering up her belongings. “As I said, everyone needs some adjustment in the beginning. I certainly needed a couple of days before I felt fully human again. But I will leave you to shower. That was why you were here, no?” she added, with the slightest hint of reproach in her voice.

Naira slipped past Basel and into the corridor. He must have been working out, she realized. When she brushed past him, she had caught a whiff of fresh sweat. How early had he got up, and for how long had he been wandering around the administration unattended? All those thoughts concerned Naira, and she waited with closing the door behind her. His scent lingered in her nose for a second longer, not at all unpleasant.

“I need to a run a quick errand in town,” she said, fixing his eyes with hers to avoid looking down at the rest of his body. “But if you are already awake, maybe you would want to come with me? I won’t need long, and then we could have a breakfast of your choice.”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:18 pm

"Hm, sorry I zoned out for a minute..."

Basel didn't realise for how long he was absentmindedly just standing there, motionless and pensive ... maybe not pensive. A bit perhaps. He wasn't even sure what went through his head all this time. Could it have been overconfidence after all, and was Pakhodai finally catching up to him; it wouldn't be that unusual. The journey, the time spent in Mozgúl, the jetlag, the entire ordeal about the acclimatisation to and familiarisation with at least this part of Kaitjan, the flight all the way to the town, all of those could easily have caught up with him. And he didn't take the time to properly adjust to the local climate, did he? Seems kind of dense now. No wonder the day and a half felt like almost a year for a moment just now.

"Oh... must have been more than a minute..."

Naira didn't exactly bother to stay and witness Basel figuring out whatever was on his mind—which was fortunate for her, because he wasn't getting far. She was already gone by the time Basel realised he rudely didn't respond to her suggestion. It would be positively indelicate to make the dame wait. He sighed, took a quick breath, and went under the shower. Much like a soldier in the barracks under pressure from his sergeant to get ready for the inspection, he went through the motions necessary to make himself presentable. Fast, efficient, thorough. Result? Clean. And as an added bonus the cold water made him feel great. This will do, he thought to himself. In a few skips he was back in his room and was properly dressed—well, hunter-tourist in a hot, humid climate 'properly dressed'—good shoes, light trousers, and a loose-fitted half-sleeve shirt, which made you wonder how that boulder of a man got any shirt that was loose-fitting for his size. Basel also took his satchel and a few knickknacks, his documents—mostly to make Naira's life easier should to happen upon police or security or something along those lines, and his portemonnaie and phone. Then he met up with Naira.

"Sorry about earlier. I think I was still 'in the zone' from my morning routine. I apologise if I appeared rude or anything like that. And I really appreciate the invitation to go to town. I'd love to see the town, I'd love to see it with you, I promise I'll try not to make your errands any more difficult than they have to be, Fernmelderehrenwort!" As Naira blinked a few times trying to decipher another one of those notoriously long Prut words, he clarified. "Word of honour? Yeah, let's go with word of honour! So, what's the plan?"
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Postby Kaitjan » Tue Feb 19, 2019 2:36 pm

It was a quiet morning. Sunlight slowly found its way down the valley slopes as the sun rose above the eastern mountains, warming the cool night-time air. Shadows still lingered under the awnings and in town’s many narrow streets and alleyways, but corrugated metal roofs and forest of antennas shimmered merrily in the early light. Pala awoke with the grace of an old cat – lazily and rather not at all.

“Palodaha,” said Naira as they rounded the corner, “is the actual name. Pala is just the shortened form. I won’t pretend I am an expert in historical dialect, but it was explained to me that it can be translated to something like ‘mountain god’s road’ or ‘mountain god’s path’. ‘Pako’, ‘Pakho’, or ‘Pakhu’ is the name of the chief mountain deity in the old Mzairist tradition. Why it is ‘Palo’ instead of ‘Pako’ might have another, local meaning, but I don’t know for sure. It might be an aspect of the old dialect of the first settlers which somehow survived. The connection to Pakhu – or Pakho – is more obvious in the name of the area – Pakhodai. It is literally ‘mountain god’s path’, without any strange changes. There are a lot of mountain areas here in the south of the country that contain a ‘path’.”

Naira smiled, and apologetically bowed her head. “But I digress. My apologies. There was a time when I dabbled in amateur toponomy, and I never really lost interest.”

The cramped alleyway turned into a steep staircase, and they descended the worn stone steps. A ray of sunlight found its way down between the roofs of the two flanking builds, painting a bright line along the middle of the stairs. Pala occupied one of the flattest areas in the entire valley, but it was still built on a slope. Like the terraced farmland surrounding it, the town rested on stone steps, stacking quarters and districts in an upwards diagonal. Then the staircase ended, and they stepped out into the sun. Naira turned to Basel and smilingly swept out with her hand.

“Our grand street,” she said. “I know, it is not Revolution Prospekt, but then Pala isn’t Mozgúl. We are much smaller.”

The street was small. Or modest, let’s call it that. But it was long and surprisingly straight, and wider than most of the other streets they had passed during the short walk. And while the other roads were lined with a blend of residential buildings and shops, ‘grand’ had the distinction of hosting several official buildings. There was the town library, its façade freshly painted and decorated with a revolutionary mural depicting smiling, schoolbook-carrying children. Next to it was the post office and opposite it the agricultural centre. At the end of the street was the commune-and-town-committee hall, occupying the large two-storey brick building which had once hosted the Keshi administration. In front of it was a statue of Kýr Wanúr, gazing sternly at the street from his plinth, and a memorial-shrine in black stone.

“The school is down that way,” Naira said, pointing. “As is the police station. The layout of the rest of the town is a bit… unintuitive, but the centre is very centralized.”

When she and Basel had left the Party administration, the streets had still been almost deserted. But now people were beginning to appear from the alleys and side streets, as the town was finally beginning to properly wake. A freight motorcycle drove by, leaving the smell of diesel exhaust to mix with the scents of morning coffee. Naira turned to Basel with her best, professional smile. She had resolved to forget all about what had happened earlier. The morning had been long and far too confusing, so she was glad to slip back into her role.

“I have an errand at the post office. I should have thought about it yesterday at the airport, but I completely forgot that we were expecting an important delivery. I had intended to make the run before you woke up, but since you did… I hope you don’t mind that detour. Afterwards, we could have breakfast. The bakery at the agricultural centre should be open, and they serve both tea and coffee. But if you want, we could go there now.”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:32 pm

It was almost jarring, weird even, how much everything reminded him of the Old Home; not Lieblich of course. Heavenly Sun, no, obviously not Lieblich. Lieblich was a rather large, ridiculously urbanised and venerable city, with many claims to fame, being a pioneer in practically any field of human endeavour, a leading city of the PM, and quite proud of its citizens, its sons and daughters and their accomplishments. Famously, Lieblich has the longest continual administration of any polity or place, never having been interrupted by any external force or pressure. There’s two skulls of old Basels’ of the Empire that dared try and change that, and there’s also many other, less famous skulls of other would be conquerors and raiders, all of which are kept for public display in nice niches, looked after as morbid mementos of the city attesting that Lieblich has a will of its own. The fact that Lieblich’s citizens keep gilded skulls on public display might explain the nonchalance and sense of humour that they are otherwise known for, and why Naira had to suffer Basel’s antics.

While ethnically Veleslav, Basel’s people are locals and natives of Lieblich. Perhaps even more so than the actual Prutons. Occasionally though, they would travel to the Old Home—Древни Дом—many to visit now distant family and relatives, some as pilgrims, others as explorers, and some just out of curiosity. Invariably the first stop would be Wrangelburg, Lieblich’s sister city and one of the more enduring kontors of the bygone Empire. After that anything was fair game. And past the plains of coastal Veleslavia, far from the banks of the mighty Grom river, and out of sight of Bela Luka and the other cities, was a multitude of small villages, hamlets, and thorps. Some vibrant, many abandoned, but all were a kind of time capsule. Houses that still had the exact same roof they got in the autumn of the second industrial revolution, around their chimneys one could still feel the faint residue of mazut, the roads were still simple macadam, and the weeds in the gardens—and every residence had at least one—were kept in check by a sharp, well-used and gently maintained scythe.

In particular, Basel fancied the mural the most. He was puzzled by the simple fact that they were fresh. Quaint, démodé, even a bit silly given the content they depicted. He could only faintly smile.

“Hm?”…



“Ah! Of course.” He exhaled though his nose audibly, smiled again, and muttered something to himself, then he said: “Nothing, ignore me. Yes, of course we’ll finish any and all errands first. I’m fine wi…”

He squinted, then he crossed his arms, raised an eyebrow, and adjusted his posture, back straightened, shoulders squared, muscles just tensed a bit.

“This would be an actual errand, yes?” He paused, looked askance, then continued: “Because of Mozgúl, you know? There won’t be any shenanigans again, right?”

He flashed a smile again.

“Apparently the handlers there were eager to show their ‘dearest guest’ as well as their superiors how good they are at handling faux pas and intercultural dialogue. However, since they couldn’t predict when such handling would be necessary and since they needed such situations to show of how delicately they could do their duties, they had the bright idea to just fabricate, shall we say, a few indelicate situations that a foreign visitor might find a bit overwhelming and were they could just shine. It… didn’t work out like they would have liked to.” He nodded and tapped his index finger against his lips, thinking, looking up, then back to Naira. “But it was fun. Tell you what—I want to be a good guest, and you’ve been tremendously helpful. If you need a bit of a boost with your superiors and you spot a good opportunity for showing off your liaison skills, just give me a heads up and I’ll play along. But let’s keep it at one incident, if any. Doesn’t have to be the post office thing, that’s your call.”

He smiled again, stretched a bit, then relaxed his posture.

“So, where’s the post office? Ready when you are.”
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Postby Kaitjan » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:05 am

“Shenanigans?”

Naira stopped in her stride and stared for a moment in front of her. Then the realization of what meant came to her. She felt a flush of warmth to her cheeks – and slight annoyance – when she looked back up at him. Still, she smiled – she was good at it. It was a professional requirement. Perfectly cordial, understanding yet determined; precisely what was needed when confronting people with the wrong understanding of things.

“My apologies, Basel,” she said. “I think you misunderstand me. It is certainly true that my superiors have certain… expectations. To my knowledge, you are the first Prut citizen to visit this region of our People’s Republic. Our concern – our *only* concern – is to ensure that your stay here is pleasant and safe. That is my concern as well, and what is expected of me. Nothing more and nothing less.”

There was a hint of steel – just the slightest glimmer of it amidst the silks – in that last sentence. But then it was gone, fading away as quickly as it had appeared. Naira even chuckled as she slapped her hands together in a business-like fashion.

“That all said,” she continued amiably, “I *do* have a quick errand to run to the post office. So if you are willing to accompany me, you are more than welcome.”

Like many of the buildings in the town centre, Pala’s post office was an old building; its venerable age partially hidden behind a thick layer of paint and numerous repairs over the years. A sign bearing the winged scroll of the national postal service adorned the front façade. Behind the building, half-hidden in an enclosed courtyard, one could see a tarp-covered truck and a minivan. As they headed towards the post office doors, Naira pointed it out. “Do you recognize it? It’s the mini that we drove by yesterday. The one comrade Somor was driving.”

“The neighbourhood grouch and everyone’s favourite colleague? Yes.”

“I wouldn’t use that term but… yes, one could say that. He works for the post office. We don’t usually get visitors to Pakhodai, and so the postal service usually takes people and packages both. With a little luck they didn’t forget to bring either yesterday.”

Naira climbed the two steps to the door and pulled the handle. It didn’t budge. Wrinkling her forehead, she checked her watch. “It should be open by now.”

She knocked.

Nothing happened.

Naira tried to listen in if anything went on inside, but without making it too obvious. Nothing. After several moments, she knocked again – with a little more force this time. Cringing internally, she looked at Basel.

“Although,” she said, putting on an amused tone, “We might get a *faux pas* after all.”

Naira paused and took a step back, glancing annoyedly at the covered windows. Still nothing.

“As much as it pains to admit it,” she said. “Pala suffer from… a certain provincial slowness, one could call it. Punctuality isn’t on people’s minds here, at least not as much as it should be. I have gotten used to it, but its still improper. I…”

The door lock gave a metallic rattle as it opened, sparing Naira the necessity to continue stalling while she figured out what to do next.

“Ah,” Naira said coolly, stepping back to avoid the door. “Good morning, Comrade Berke.”

“Good…” The young man in the doorway looked, blinking in the morning sunlight, at Naira. It took him almost a full second to properly focus on her. But when he did, recognizing her, he almost jumped. “Oh.”

“Good morning,” Naira said.

“Good… morning. Oh, I wasn’t…” his eyes flickered to Basel, who was still at the bottom of the stairs. This time he jumped for real. “Oh.”

“Thank you for opening,” Naira politely interrupted, gently pulling the door open and out of his limp hand. “Now, if we could come inside?”

“Oh sure, sure, just… please come in!”

Berke was a tall, willowy youth in his late teens, wearing a particularly crinkled grey state-employee uniform. He darted back inside the shade of the building, but not before the morning sun had revealed the heavy bags under his eyes and an unruly – and not at all guideline-approved, black mop of a haircut.

“I’m so sorry,” he stammered, leading the two visitors inside. “I didn’t hear you knocking. I thought I heard, but I didn’t hear you talking before I came out of the office…”

“Are you alone?” Naira asked.

“Somor is asleep in the back, and the boss hasn’t come in yet. The others haven’t come either. It’s just me, so yeah, I’m alone.”

The waiting room was simple; a couple of benches were arranged along the windows, and one of the walls was taken up by a huge bulletin board covered in papers. The four cashier boots were all closed, although Berke immediately set out to open one of them, pulling up the roll-up window.

Naira was reaching into her breast pocket for the order when the sound of an explosion, followed by a horrifically loud scream, made her look up in slight confusion. When she glanced at Berke she saw that his round, boyish face had turned a deep shade of red.

“I’m…” he began, frozen with one hand still on the window, “One moment, Comrade Tayva, I’ll… get that.”

Before Naira had time to say – or ask – anything, Berke had rushed by her and disappeared through a door marked with staff-only. The screaming had died out but was now followed by a prolonged volley of machine-gun fire which was then suddenly cut off. Naira approached the door and glanced through it, almost bumping into Berke as he hurried out of it.

“Sorry! I’ll be opening right now!”

He tried to close the door behind him, but not before Naira spotted the TV in the small staff room and the frozen image shivering on the screen. She smirked to herself as she followed Berke to the booth.

“I’m… very sorry,” he said, slipping inside it. “I was watching a program. What can I help you with? And…”

Berke looked to Basel and seemed to want to say something. He even moved his mouth as if forming words but seemed to decide against it. “Sorry. So what can I help you with, miss? I mean, comrade Tayva.”

Naira pulled out the paper from her breast pocket but didn’t hand it over immediately. She threw a hesitant glance at Basel before addressing the youth again.

“You were up all night again?” she asked quietly.

“Not all night.”

“Is that so? You look like you have.”

“Sorry.”

“What part is it?”

“What?” he said confusedly.

Naira chuckled, “I mean what part is it? It’s Comrade Inspector, no? Don’t think I didn’t see it.”

Berke blinked. “I… it’ five. The Return. I’ve finished the originals.”

“Wouldn’t it be better to get some sleep now and then instead? Five isn’t that great.”

“I suppose, but…”

“I won’t tell on you, but please –“she tapped her watch’s display, “Try to keep up with your hours. For your sake if nothing else. Now,” she then said, raising her voice to an appropriately official and business-minded volume, “I do have a package to pick up. It’s supposed to have arrived tonight.”

She handed the paper to Berke, who immediately jumped to his feet again. “Just one moment!”

When he had disappeared out the back, Naira allowed herself a quiet sigh.

“I’m sorry for the delay,” she said, turning back to Basel. “As I said – provincial slowness. I hope you understand. And cinema.” Naira even allowed herself a quiet laugh. “Young Berke is a… let’s call it a connoisseur. But he is a good boy. When he doesn’t forget his duties.”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Sat Apr 18, 2020 3:17 pm

“Just a moment”

Basel glanced up from his phone, smiled, and went back to trying and failing to find or do something. At the moment he didn’t know if it was his big hands and comparatively small screen or the Kaitjanese censorship that bothered him more; it took him a minute to properly set up the vpn, get a signal—now, being tall really helped with that last bit—and connect.

“I know, I know. It’s my job, I should be quicker with this… “ he said that in a manner that suggested he was used to justifying his handling of the device. In his defence, it wasn’t exactly his field kit. But he managed. He opened a video clip.

“Look!”

A bunchy of kooky and strange-looking fellows started to jump around and kick-fight, then fist-fight, then somehow everything exploded. The production value was all over the place. Some effects were almost passable… for the last decade perhaps, and some were ridiculously cartoony. The ‘worst’ part—or best part if you happen to be of a certain disposition—was how they talked. It was a hilariously offensive and outdated Low Prut done in the voice, accent, and pronunciation of really badly dubbed 70s’ and 80s’ Raionese action-flicks. Somehow it was dubbed even worse than those hack-jobs. They even managed to desync the actors lip-movement with the text—there’d be a twenty second long exchange and obvious lip-movement onscreen, with both actors exchanged exactly two words in the dub—‘Lout!’; ‘Sissy.’ It was so exaggerated, and the accent so offensive, it had to be edited such on purpose. Or rather barely edited and just dubbed over as is. … it was glorious.

Basel grinned. This was just one clip, and there were many, many more.

“I didn’t quite catch everything Berke and you said, but I did get the title, “Comrade Inspector”, no? I didn’t even know it was Kaitjanese! I know that as Kuruoshii Keikan. It’s been turning up occasionally on various forums and video sites. And memes of course.”

He scrolled through the feed a few more times, and showed a few more clips. Shorter ones, but all in that ridiculous dub. He did get a good look at the telly, as it wasn’t that difficult to see over Naira and Berke, and he easily compared and contrasted the original and the version he was familiar with. It was obvious the Kaitjanese version was the original, as the Prut, or rather the “Raionese” version was remastered and altered here and there, mostly to achieve some comic or exaggerated effect.

“No pressure, but I’d love to see the originals sometime.” He cleared his throat, obviously pretending to sound official “If duty and time permits, Comrade Tayva” You just know he wanted to wink. “But we have an errand to run, town to explore, and pleasantries to ensure, do we not?”

He positively radiated. Basel really liked playing the tourist all of a sudden. Perhaps he felt at ease now, finally, after Mozgúl and officials and whatnot, finally actual humans, normal folks doing normal folk stuff, like watching bafflingly violent movies.
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Postby Kaitjan » Sun May 03, 2020 11:20 am

“That there is clearly Counter-Counter Revolution,” Naira said, unable to supress a smile as she and Basel peered down at the phone screen. A large man, his muscular, shirtless body glistening with what seemed to be a bathtub’s worth of sweat and baby oil, was firing a heavy machine gun. The camera panned over, revealing a swath of jungle being cut down in a cloud of splinters and exploding bodies. Gloriously exploding bodies. “And that’s clearly Palec Karza playing the Inspector fighting the counterrevolutionaries. That’s the seventh sequel, if you discount the *Deadly Rivals* run.”

Naira shook her head and straightened out, “Sorry,” she said, still smiling, “I got carried away.”

She wasn’t sure what impressed her more – the fact that Basel managed to get any signal at all, or that the clearly unsanctioned program he was using to show off those clips was working. One, very professional part of her, immediately realized that she would have to write a report about the gaps in signal security. Another couldn’t help but marvel at it - her own cell phone would have trouble loading even a screenshot of Karza’s oily pecs.

“But I never thought you had seen it. None of the films in the series have been greenlit for export. Although…” she paused and sighed slightly, “I guess this is not exactly sanctioned.”

In the end, Naira decided not to think about that. She was happily distracted when Berke came hurrying from the backroom, carrying with him a box wrapped in transport paper, bearing the austere stamps of the national postal service. Naira briefly checked the addresses and then quickly and without warning tore off the paper, opening the box and checking inside. It was not that she doubted the honesty of the good people of the service. Not at all. Still, she wanted to make sure that everything was in place, and that nothing had happened during one of the many transfers with unavoidably accompanied a delivery to such a distant and out-of-the-way place as Pakhodai.

Luckily, no sticky fingers or bored oversight had gotten to the package’s contents.

Satisfied, Naira wrapped the box back up and re-tied the thread. Berke handed her the form and she filled out with a few quick strokes of a pen, finishing off with a perfect modern-calligraphic signature.

“Thank you Berke,” she said, handing the paper over to the boy. “Considering the plane came in last night we won’t be the first to come for the mail.”

“Yes, comrade Tayva,” he declared, all but snapping to attention, “I will.”

“At ease,” Naira chuckled. “I’m not a drill sergeant. By the way, have you seen number seven? Counter-Counter Revolution?”

Again Berke looked surprised at the question. “I don’t think so. I’ve skipped out on the Karza era series, never really liked him as the Inspector.”

“Really? You don’t know what you’re missing,” Naira said, turning to Basel. “Herr Lyubitschanin,” she said, “could you show the clip again? The one with the machine gun, please. I think it’s up there with the best.”

After one minute and 35 seconds, during which the titular hero managed to not only annihilated a forest and company’s worth of treacherous counterrevolutionaries with a truly inexhaustible gun but also crushed the foreign commander’s head like an overripe watermelon, Naira and Basel stepped out of the post office. With the sun continuing to rise the air was getting warmer, and Naira realized she was in a good mood. There was something about sharing in absurd movie violence which had made this long, weird, and troublesome morning so much more pleasant. The sky was clear and almost completely cloudless. A good day. Naira shaded her eyes and gazed out across the rooftops and the forest of rust-red antennas covering them, searching the south-eastern horizon. The mountains basked in the sunlight, snow-capped peaks shimmering.

“I have a small proposition, Basel,” she said, turning back to her companion. “I was thinking about the map you showed me yesterday at the airport and thought that it wouldn’t hurt to discuss our expedition. What do you say about discussing it over breakfast?”

The Pala bazaar – or agricultural centre, depending on who you asked – was one of the towns largest and oldest structures. The town itself had once formed and asserted itself as a market hub, and this historical centre continued to play the same role. It was almost a maze – a wild multitude of shops, workshops, peddlers, and market stalls which had over the course of decades and centuries merged together into something vaguely resembling a single building, rife with narrow pathways and inner courts, some covered and others open to the sky. Just like most things in Pala, the bazaar had experienced significant economic reforms as mandated by the central government. Besides now serving as a distribution centre for the new and centralized agricultural system, the proprietors who operated within the bazaars winding walls now did so as members of the ‘Pala Agricultural and Commercial Collective’. The services and good they offered remained much the same. It was still too early for crowds to form, but the number of people going about their morning shopping was already considerable.

It also meant that Basel stood even more than usual.

It was not much of a surprise, of course – on the contrary, Naira was pleasantly surprised that the reaction was as tame as it was. The people they passed all looked at Basel, mostly with curiosity. To the people of Pakhodai he was freakishly tall, unhealthily pale, and strangely-round eyed – about as foreign as one could get in these parts. If the news of his arrival hadn’t already spread, they certainly would by midday. Pala was far too small to conceal such a monumental occurrence. Naira could only hope that Basel didn’t find it too uncomfortable.

“I remember getting lost the first time I came here,” she said, leading him down the main bazaar pathway. “It’s really not that large, but you’d be surprised how long it took me before I figured it out. It didn’t help that I stood out like a sore thumb and barely spoke the dialect. Oh, and there we have the bakery.”

They reached one of the larger shops, its brick front worn but carefully maintained. A pair of chimes sounded when Naira opened the door, and she cocked her head towards the opening, “Please come on in,” she said, “Just mind your head, there are a few low ceiling beams in there…”

It was warm inside. After the cool morning air, it was almost hot from the ovens in the backroom. The bakery smelt as any self-respecting bakery ought to smell – of freshly baked bread, ground spices and coffee. A pair of electronic chimes sound when Naira opened the door, momentarily breaking through the funky tune playing from a large wall-mounted radio. Several low tables and cushion seats in traditional style occupied the front room and hosted a handful of patrons enjoying their morning meals. The sight of the Veleslav made all of them, quite predictably at this point, turn their heads, eying him – (and to a certain degree Naira) with a combination of curiosity and confusion. Attracted by the door chimes, a broad-faced boy appeared behind the counter. The smile he gave Naira was quickly replaced with a dropped jaw.

“Good morning, Bhuti,” said Naira, ignoring the chocked expression, “How are you?”

The boy looked over his shoulder at something in the backroom, then shrugged. “Good.”

“That is great to hear. Could you please get us a bowl of zamba and tea? I could smell the kettle from the other side of town.”

“Is that him?”

The boy was staring past her, eyes transfixed on Basel, who was trying to sit down by one of the tables.

“It’s impolite to stare, you know,” Naira said, lowering her voice, “But yes, that is him.”

“Oh…”

Naira gave him a second or two before gently clearing her throat.

“Sorry,” Bhuti muttered, “I’ll go right away.”

He disappeared behind the curtains in the backroom, and Naira headed back to the table where Basel had made himself reasonably comfortable. She slipped down opposite him, folding her legs beneath her with considerably more ease.

“It shouldn't take too long,” she said. “But if you don’t mind we could take a look at the map. And, if you don’t mind me asking, what kind of mountains are you used to?”
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Postby Neo Prutenia » Fri May 08, 2020 4:22 am

“I don’t mind…” Basel went with his fingers through his hair and either tried to comb it or remove some weird ceiling detritus he got all over himself as he failed to avoid brushing against the beams and comparatively low height. Then again he did come to Kaitjan for outdoorsman activities rather than reviewing the local habits on roof to wall ratios and how support beams are supposed to be utilised properly. He also made a mental note that a timbre-framed house would make an excellent inn/hostel/eatery for Prut visitors in Pakhodai. They’d certainly look nice with the lovely mountains in the background…

“Well… “

“Oh, sorry. I was thinking about… half-timbered Kneipen and Guesthouses.” He grinned. “Nevermind. So mountains.”

He inhaled and crossed his arms.

“Lieblich has none. We’re situated in the Schier delta; dykes and farmland and husbanded forests as far as the eye can see. But I know the mountains around my home pretty well—the “Graurück” to the west, “Bergdeich” to the south and the “Kleensichel”. So, the boring ones. Don’t get me wrong, all of them are really beautiful national parks and hiking trails as otherwise they wouldn’t make up 80% of all non-beach related family vacation pictures of the PM.” He laughed a bit. “But not exactly prime climbing or hunting grounds. More bird watching than bird catching.”

“The Ash Alps on the other hand are the closest to pristine montane nature one can experience in Neo Prutenia; only the Hesperian Serras are more extreme and exciting I’d say. Actually I’m getting a bit ahead. So, I’ve got my mountain legs…and eh lungs I guess in eastern and central Neo Prutenia. Then I visited the northern mountains and cliffs of Mesonyktia. I got really into mountain climbing there. But when I visited the Ash Alps, saw the wilds, and learned proper orienteering and wilderness survival, I immediately fell in love with the lifestyle. And in the Ash Alps one has to hunt to properly survive. Particularly the far eastern and northern areas as there’s not even permanent settlements anywhere save a few hunting lodges and scientific outposts.”

He sipped from his tea, letting the aroma massage his tongue and palate. He inhaled the fresh brew, and he placed the cup back on the table. It had a nice fragrance, but it didn’t mesh well with his memories. He subtly pushed the cup a bit away, then continued:

“The Ash Alps are rocky and dangerous; the rivers are fast, the lakes gelid and deep” He pulled out his phone again and showed Naira a picture “Here’s a lodge. Some areas are more accessible than others. The air is fresh and cool, the gentle breeze caresses your skin, sometimes a stronger wind or gale strikes, and there is a near constant fragrance of petrichor in spring and autumn. And it’s full of wildlife; the birds are plentiful and colourful and there’s as many of them as flowers in a summer field, then there’s the noble lunar ibex striding through his realm with his majestic and long horns held high and proud, and all the mountain big cats vainly trying to usurp his realm, and the wildest of them all, the Aschenkeiler—the ash tusker. Truly the most dangerous terrestrial beast, smart, resilient and utterly indefatigable. And he’s delicious! No wonder there. The Aschenkeiler ploughs through the rough land of the Ash Alps bathing in its essence, he breaths its clean air and drinks its crystal clear mineral rich waters, and he eats all of its spicy herbs and truffles and grubs. The boar is saturated with all of the Ash Alps bounty… you literally can taste it in all its savory goodness…”

For moment there Basel was gone, his mind went a few years back to the past to a fixed moment, a cherished memory.

“Firearms are generally prohibited in the region—too much echoing and risk of avalanches. And it’s rather annoying as well. So you hunt in the traditional manner. Knife and crossbow, traps, and mostly importantly your wits.” He stroked his chin for a moment. “The Hesperian Serras are similar, but way fewer murder boars and far more mountain goats. Big ones, bigger than the lunar ibexes. Sweet meat with a distinct scent and aftertaste. Also way more climbing necessary. Like, a lot more. The Ash Alps have valleys and ridges and promontories here and there, but it’s mostly rugged interconnected plateaus and vistas and occasional summits. The Serras on the other hand? All summit, cliffs, and highlands going sky high. Same hunting regulations though—crossbows. I guess it’s how it’s done in the PM, or at least the realms of NP and Hesperia. In Veleslavia most people use longarms. And in Mag Mell you kinds have to go with high calibre firearms because of the bears.”

He nodded apparently in agreement with himself, then traced his fingers over his now exposed tattoos. He tapped against a rather nasty looking bear and smiled. Then traced the outlines of an ash tusker, a wolf, and rather big horned ibex—the Hesperian goat more likely—then he switched sides and contorted his body to show a large and comically annoyed looking constrictor.

“I hunted a bit in Raion no kuni too! The climate is reasonably similar to northern and western Kaitjan, but no mountains there. Except the Raionese have way more snakes than lions. They’re lazy creatures that quickly lose appetite if you annoy them enough. Something they share with big cats I guess.”

Basel pulled the tea cup closer to himself again and started studying the map that Naira produced. He inspected it with his index finger, quickly murmured a few words to himself, then he compared it to his notes on his phone. His own map he left with his stuff back in his room, so it took him a moment to familiarise himself with the features of this one. But he quickly got his bearings and confirmed with a nod that everything appeared to be alright.

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Postby Kaitjan » Tue May 12, 2020 6:46 am

“I think that was the most poetic way I have ever heard someone describe a boar’s life,” Naira said amusedly. “You even made me feel bad for it when it ended up on the plate. And very hungry,” she added after a moment.

Leaning forward on the table, she was about to point out a spot on the map when Bhuti turned up by the table. He had already delivered the teapot and two large clay cups, but now he placed down a large bowl filled with a greyish flour-like powder.

“Anything more?” the boy muttered to Naira, all while nervously glancing at the Veleslav as he was curiously examining his bowl.

“No, thank you,” Naira said. “I’ll call if we need anything. And you don’t need to look so tense. He doesn’t bite.”

The boy nodded, mumbled something and disappeared behind the counter again. Smiling, Naira turned back to Basel.

“With your permission, I’ll try my own hand on some poetry. This tea, as I’m sure you have noticed, is not what we drank yesterday at the headquarters. The creature which has provided us with this particular brew is a good-natured soul, calmer and kinder than the boar. But it too is a child of the mountains – a kindred spirit of these steep slopes, narrow valleys and sharp peaks. Here it sups on fresh montane grass and shrub and quenches its thirst with pure glacial waters – the same kind of water which gives birth to so many great rivers. Since times immemorial, since before record and knowledge, this great but faithful creature has been a good and loyal companion to the people of Pakhodai. Its…”

Naira made a dramatic pause, letting the question linger in the air.

“It’s a yak,” she concluded. “Or rather, it’s yak butter in the tea. It’s a wide-spread tradition in these mountains. And this-” she pointed out the bowls “-is zamba.

As to illustrate it, she took a spoonful of the flour and poured into her half-full teacup.

“I think that in some foreign regions it’s called *tsampa*, or something to that effect. You churn it, and then, depending on what you prefer, you make either dumplings of it or eat it as a porridge.”

Barely a minute later, through stirring the contents of her cup and even kneading it with her hand, Naira held up a sizeable dumpling. She nodded encouragingly to Basel. “Try it. It requires some dexterity, but it’s quite doable.”

Naira amusedly watched while Basel experimented, giving him one or two polite pieces of advice. It was not that long ago she had tried it herself for the first time, only to end up with something resembling a formless piece of dough instead. No yaks lived in her father’s highland region, and the dumplings of her childhood had been made with honest rice and stuffed with pork. The memory brought her back to the great ash tusker Basel had talked about, and from there to him. And his tattoos. Naira was again reminded of what a veritable gallery of ink he had. But there was a sizeable canvas to cover, after all.

The sight of the massive Veleslav just barely squeezed in by the table while making zamba was, in a way, comical. It was also a reminder of how different and strange he really was. It was intimidating. And, in a strange way, interesting.

“As for mountains,” Naira said, raising her voice a little as she changed the subject. “I think I told you yesterday that I spent a lot of my childhood with my fathers in in Barahúr. The Barahúrs are, with no better word for them, the foothills to the south of Kaidvar. It’s fold mountains with a lot of river valleys between the plateaus, and a lot of very wet and misty rainforest. Beautiful waterfalls.” Naira chuckled, shaking her head. “Oh, now you’ve infected me with the poetry.”
In the pause, she added some tea to Basel’s bowl, just to help him with the consistency of his latest dumpling.

“I love Juramáat,” she said, “but the Barahúrs were always my second homeland. A lot of wildlife if you went outside the valleys. I never heard of a tiger there, but we had a lot of leopards. My uncle always told me that when he was a child, you could go out into the forest and shake a tree – any tree – and you would spook a leopard up in the branches. I don’t know about that, but I saw a few. Beautiful animals, although they made the life miserable for the herders.”

Naira popped another salt, nutty dumpling, carefully wiped her fingers on a napkin and once again turned to the map on the table.

“But we’re in Pakhodai now. We’re one of the highest permanently regions in all of Apisteftia,” she said, tapping her fingernail against an elevation marker. “There are some settlements in the High Chirmians and Kaidvar too, but we’re in the top. Pala itself is at 3521 metres, and there are towns and villages even higher up.

The Dzur massif – that’s where we are – is, let’s say troublesome. A lot of large plateaus and ridges. A lot of canyons and cracks between them, but most are small. The Pakhodai valley being as big as it is one of a handful exceptions. If we were to follow the Pakh upstreams and climb the waterfall at the end of the valley, we’d end up in a rocky maze leading all the way up to the glaciers. I don’t recommend it. There are a few smaller valleys outside of Pakhodai proper, but they are almost entirely uninhabited. Most aren’t even connected by road and people have to either climb or take footpaths to get anywhere.”

Naira traced her finger along the lines on the map. She hummed to herself as she considered the region. The mountains encompassing Pakhodai were towering walls of primordial stone, but they were also riddled with hanging valleys, clefts, canyons, and crevices, cut out and shaped by glacial streams and natural wellsprings. Beyond the handful of tarmacked roads which connected the main towns and settlements, there was a huge number of narrow mountain pathways and trails, sneaking their way through narrow passes and along precarious ridges. In places, it was a veritable maze.

“I’m afraid we have no choice but to leave the Pakhodai valley itself,” Naira said. “This is an isolated place, but the people that live here have done so for generations. At the risk of sounding dramatic, the wilderness here has, in one way or another, been changed to serve the people. If you want a shot at the Blood-Crowned Trogon, we will have to go further. The wilderness – the real, primordial wilderness – is beyond the walls of our little valley.”
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