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by Soyouso » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:41 pm
by Ruskland-Preuben » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:09 pm
The Imperial Regions of Commerce wrote:TF-7777 looped his laughing cycle.
"You are giving me more a look at your obvious insecurity, which is extremely flawed for a leader, let alone a proud 'dictator.' And I do not accept that your flawed, biased, and emotional beliefs as to the 'truth,' which is extremely vague. There was some truth to my humorous comment, and I ask you to act on it. And must you protect your dear emotionally stressed 'dictator' with resorting to such childish remarks?"
He turned his head around, and his 'laughing' stopped.
"And you, ignorant CENSORED VIA DIPLOMATIC MATTERS. Have you such small intelligence, Emperor? Since you have many more vacuum devices, and warn of us with a nonexistent deity, we are 'stupood?' I do not accept your inferior and simple logic. And learn to read a dictionary before you arrive to a diplomatic meeting."
by Soyouso » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:30 am
by Ruskland-Preuben » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:34 am
Soyouso wrote:"Soyouso requests a return of all POWs to their nations to go along with this agreement. We will do the same so long as both sides do this. Don't worry about your people. Unless they tried to revolt, no enemy men or women we captured were harmed or abused. We consider it a war crime against the glory of Soyouso to use POW abuse tactics, especially since they can be used to benefit us anyways. We simply used them for forced labor to produce more food and to the production of weapons that aren't Soyouso-invented. They were fed normally, allowed to bathe, had enough space to sleep, and the worst treatment they got was the warden attempting to kill their self esteem with demeaning speech. They were given medical treatment for their injuries and illnesses. If you'd like to go there to check if we're telling the truth, or see video footage, we will show you. If we found out your soldiers raped, tortured, starved, or unrightfully - meaning without provocation, abused Soyousian soldiers, then we'd consider that a war crime on your part and you will be held responsible."
Charles Milody says, taking over on behalf of the general as he spent more time on the labor camps than he did.
by Soyouso » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:42 am
by The Imperial Regions of Commerce » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:56 pm
The Daily Standard:
by Ruskland-Preuben » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:29 pm
The Imperial Regions of Commerce wrote:"The Imperial Regions did not take any POWs on the Skyhookdian Front, as the battle was too quick. We killed all those who surrendered, protocol dictates action. On other fronts labor was used of them, but all of them unfortunately died. Any droids that you captured are useless, as they would be shutdown, and if you captured a CPS trooper, their orders are to commit suicide instead face captivity. Droids are not a living race, and do not reproduce. Instead they are mass produced in factories. Some droids do develop slight emotions due to overdue memory erasement, or a glitch in programming."
by The Imperial Regions of Commerce » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:49 pm
Ruskland-Preuben wrote:The Imperial Regions of Commerce wrote:"The Imperial Regions did not take any POWs on the Skyhookdian Front, as the battle was too quick. We killed all those who surrendered, protocol dictates action. On other fronts labor was used of them, but all of them unfortunately died. Any droids that you captured are useless, as they would be shutdown, and if you captured a CPS trooper, their orders are to commit suicide instead face captivity. Droids are not a living race, and do not reproduce. Instead they are mass produced in factories. Some droids do develop slight emotions due to overdue memory erasement, or a glitch in programming."
"WE EMP'd YOUR DROIDS THOUGH!" Shouted out the emperor, "Now we get to reproduce them! We removed all them failsafes.", "To bad you can't even comprehend us, you would go into system shutdown..."
The Daily Standard:
by Ruskland-Preuben » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:34 am
The Imperial Regions of Commerce wrote:Ruskland-Preuben wrote:
"WE EMP'd YOUR DROIDS THOUGH!" Shouted out the emperor, "Now we get to reproduce them! We removed all them failsafes.", "To bad you can't even comprehend us, you would go into system shutdown..."
"Can you please be quiet. No, you didn't 'EMP' the droids. The droids have centillions of backup codes, and new ones are being created ever hour. Just be silent while actual leaders converse."
TF-7777 appeared to be annoyed.
by Soyouso » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:48 am
The Imperial Regions of Commerce wrote:"The Imperial Regions did not take any POWs on the Skyhookdian Front, as the battle was too quick. We killed all those who surrendered, protocol dictates action. On other fronts labor was used of them, but all of them unfortunately died. Any droids that you captured are useless, as they would be shutdown, and if you captured a CPS trooper, their orders are to commit suicide instead face captivity. Droids are not a living race, and do not reproduce. Instead they are mass produced in factories. Some droids do develop slight emotions due to overdue memory erasement, or a glitch in programming."
by The Imperial Regions of Commerce » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:51 am
Soyouso wrote:The Imperial Regions of Commerce wrote:"The Imperial Regions did not take any POWs on the Skyhookdian Front, as the battle was too quick. We killed all those who surrendered, protocol dictates action. On other fronts labor was used of them, but all of them unfortunately died. Any droids that you captured are useless, as they would be shutdown, and if you captured a CPS trooper, their orders are to commit suicide instead face captivity. Droids are not a living race, and do not reproduce. Instead they are mass produced in factories. Some droids do develop slight emotions due to overdue memory erasement, or a glitch in programming."
"None of our men 'surrendered'. Soyousian POW were simply captured by other nations, most likely after injury. Soyousian people do not surrender, they die fighting. That's why I'm still surprised Skyhooked actually thought those rigged tanks we sent to pretend to surrender so they'd go off destroying some of Skyhooked's men were real. We don't surrender. Ever. I'd rather shoot myself in the head. I'd rather commit seppuku." The dictator said, and then they continued.
"Also, I was speaking of droids, I was talking about the human POW. Your droids indeed did kill themselves."
The general chimed in. "And we didn't give a shit. That was their choice."
"Killing POW is stupid, just use them for factories or something. For a Commercian, you don't think money." The dictator said sarcastically. "But of course I don't expect Siri to give a shit about human life."
The Daily Standard:
by Ruskland-Preuben » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:52 am
The Imperial Regions of Commerce wrote:Soyouso wrote:"None of our men 'surrendered'. Soyousian POW were simply captured by other nations, most likely after injury. Soyousian people do not surrender, they die fighting. That's why I'm still surprised Skyhooked actually thought those rigged tanks we sent to pretend to surrender so they'd go off destroying some of Skyhooked's men were real. We don't surrender. Ever. I'd rather shoot myself in the head. I'd rather commit seppuku." The dictator said, and then they continued.
"Also, I was speaking of droids, I was talking about the human POW. Your droids indeed did kill themselves."
The general chimed in. "And we didn't give a shit. That was their choice."
"Killing POW is stupid, just use them for factories or something. For a Commercian, you don't think money." The dictator said sarcastically. "But of course I don't expect Siri to give a shit about human life."
"All CPS troops are ordered to commit suicide than be captured. Battle droids have a shutdown code that 'kills' them if they are captured. We used forced labor of POWs to construct forts and bunkers, as well as farming and droid repairs. I guess we worked them too hard, and they died. We did kill them systematically and without purpose, for everyone has a purpose to the IROC. Again you misterpted what I said: the CPS and droids killed any lone trooper who surrendered, because taking them as a prisoner is difficult in the middle of battle. And no one has laughed at your 'joke' of refraining me to the Speech Interpretation and Recognition Interface."
by Soyouso » Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:04 am
by The Kurzou Empire » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:36 pm
Soyouso wrote:"Siri, define 'Calm the fuck down'. But in all seriousness, robot jokes aside, I finally got it out of my system. We should all return any captured soldiers to their respective countries as part of the treaty. The goal is to decrease conflict, nay? Do you others agree to that?" The general said.
by Soyouso » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:55 pm
by Erutenia » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:14 pm
by The Iron Skull » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:14 pm
Soyouso wrote:"OBJECTION!" The captain loudly shouts, slamming his palm on the table. Both other diplomats are caught off guard. He doesn't usually raise his voice.
"I should've known it was inevitable that the droids would keep this going on! Imperial Regions of Commerce, this is clearly just a scheme for you to gain control of land on Earth. Madagascar was evidence of that, you have a long history of it. The fact that you refuse to try to reason with the Iron Alliance shows you clearly just want to turn this into a money scheme. The images of Skyhookedian and other Coalition soldiers don't irk you. IROC, this isn't about protecting Skyhooked, is it? General's right, you just want Terra, IROC. Skyhooked already said they wanted this conflict to stop and to be gradually solved. Yet you keep on adding aggression. You just want to provoke Kurzou Empire so you can make the Coalition attack them, and then take the spoils. CLEARLY that's it. Seems our primary enemy in this war is not Skyhooked, but Imperial Regions of Commerce! IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!" Milody points at TF-7777 dramatically.
"Should I be more concerned that you're right or more concerned that you used this oppourtunity to parody Ace Attorney?" Turnabout asked.
"Both. Case and point. G-U-I-L-T-Y." Milody folds his arms, closing his eyes.
"Oh my goodness. if the future of this planet is in the hands of these fucking people, I'd might as well kill myself now. We've got Midget Mac, Demonic warmonger 9000, Capitalist Siri, hypocritical democrat, and a drunkard with two personalities." The general is losing patience.
The dictator snapped. "General. You know I killed the last person who called me Midget Mac. Explain yourself before I releash a can of whoopass on your sorry face."
"DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? IF THIS WAR CONTINUES TERRA WILL BE DESTROYED. THERE WILL BE NOTHING FOR THE VICTORS TO CLAIM. IF THIS CONTINUES WE WILL ALL FUCKING DIE. THERE IS NOTHING TO GAIN FROM THIS." The general shakes the dictator by the shoulders.
The dictator punches the general square in the face and knocks him onto the floor.
"I know you insufferable bastard. I've been trying to say that all day. If you leave your spot on the floor I will kill you right here for insulting the Kurzou Empire, our allies. Deal with it, we're going to die. Get the fuck over it. At least we're going to die honorably. Next to our loved ones, and without surrendering." The dictator smiles, though they are obviously sorrowful.
by Soyouso » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:32 pm
by The Iron Skull » Wed Mar 29, 2017 4:15 pm
by Soyouso » Wed Mar 29, 2017 4:57 pm
by The Iron Skull » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:31 pm
Soyouso wrote:Priest Mortimer Selx has been reportedly behaving strangely. The dictatoe was miserable, and ordered the Soyousian army to retreat and instead capture territories of nonaligned nations. General Lacorty had to be put on suicide watch. Captain Milody was planning to use kamikaze techniques, and was gathering the airforce.OOC: The gods will not make Soyouso invincible. Only Mortimer himself, but he is not going to make them win.
IC: "Most benevolent, most perfect, most powerful, most wise."
Mortimer Selx, a high ranking priest in the Cult of the Majestic Private prayed before a statue of the war god. He'd been in meditative prayer for days. The spritual energy was very powerful. He repetively bowed before the statue, and eventually managed to summon the war god. A green haired man in a camoflauge outfit, and yellow eyes. It was Fliqpy.
"My, what a distressed mortal. Come here."
Selx knelt before the man.
"My Liege, we desperately need your aid."
The god raised his eyebrow.
"You are aware how many sacrifices it will take to repay this?"
"Master, we are desperate. We'll do anything." Selx, pleading at his feet. "We'll pay you double!"
"Alright then. Cleanse yourself in the holy water. You will not remember anything that happens while I am inside your soul vessel. It'll be like you are dreaming.
....
Selx was then possessed by Fliqpy.
Mortimer Selx walked up to the dictator in the room they were in, smiled. "I'll do this alongside you, loyal subject."
The dictator immediately recognized the voice coming from the clown. "Master?"
Mortimer Selx, who acting oddly, armed with a supernaturally enhanced longsword that could slice through a helicopter and the dictator, fueled by their extreme despair over the state of their planet, would soon enter the war again. All except Selx believed they were going to die. The first time the Soyousian ever lost hope in all of history. But they were not going to give up. Soyousian do not surrender.
by Soyouso » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:01 pm
by Supreme Authority » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:32 pm
by Soyouso » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:14 pm
by Ruskland-Preuben » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:05 pm
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