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by The Jerusalemites » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:44 pm
by Kohlneas » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:35 pm
FROM: malrabin@k11d.koh
TO: kghinesh@k11d.koh , sjoubran@k11d.koh , zosrani@k11d.koh
CC: aweiss@k11d.koh
SUBJECT: KNS Ivanka
As some of you are aware, Trumplandia was fined $300,000,000 million for violating the ASS. The terms of the ASS. Whatever.
We were to receive this fine in a single cash payment.
Our fair neighbors to the north have agreed to cover $100,000,000 of this fine, because the jews are a kind and warm-hearted people.
We received their payment, as well as President Trump's $200,000,000.
This money has been moved into our development reserves, and is to be used for further economic development in Kenya (as decreed by Abraham Weiss). Weiss has also
agreed to transfer $380,000,000 worth of oil (7 million barrels) to McFreedomstan to bring into our service a Yamato-class battleship.
This ship has been completely retrofitted to 2020 battle standards. It can engage
in massive fleet warfare as well as provide logistical and firepower support to land invasions.
I have decided to christen this vessel the KNS Ivanka, since so many of our sailors will be getting inside of her.
The Ivanka will be in service with Novrakech's 6th fleet (she will be taking the Ivanka as her flag ship).
I've also instructed the Ivanka to blast the Trumplandian national anthem whenever Trump's sailors are within earshot.
Perhaps this constant reminder will serve to stop them from breaking the terms of our pact in the future.
We test fired one of the tomahawks. It was awesome.
by Ubizytotska » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:50 pm
11/23/30 4:01 AM
TO: corporatesolutions@hrbta.id
FROM: REDACTED
Subject: REDACTED
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Maktoum, a Kohlneasian political refugee, was assassinated awhile back.
Find those responsible and bring the most knowledgable one back.
Leave no witnesses.
-REDACTED
by Kohlneas » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:53 pm
FROM: malrabin@k11d.koh
TO: rsanesra@k11d.mil
SUBJECT: Zayed?
Have you seen Zayed? He missed our briefing this morning
and won't respond to emails/calls.
Not a good look for an Intel chief.
FROM: rsanesra@k11d.mil
TO: malrabin@k11d.koh
SUBJECT: RE: Zayed?
Haven't seen him... I'll send a car to his house.
Move this to secure channels.
by McFreedomstan » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:23 pm
10/23/20 4:29 PM
TO: REDACTED
FROM: corporatesolutions@hrbta.id
Subject: Bill of Sale
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A $16,000,000.00 fee has been added to your account. Each hour of operations will cost an additional
$135,000.00 and will be charged automatically. Please allow 8-12 hours for our maintenance teams to
deploy on site.
-Customer Support
by United States of Trumplandiaica » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:41 pm
by Noxtrem » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:35 pm
FROM: GvonRut@econ.gov.nox
TO: RPetry@chancellor.gov.nox
SUBJECT: Vanavoian Economy
We finished running over the numbers. Vanavoy's trade deficit to Noxtrem is
2.7 Billion Noxtremian Marks, they are importing disproportionately from
Noxtrem, many of their coal and steel mines fell into disrepair during their
civil war, and they have to import several metals and fuels as a result. We
believe we can get the Vanavoian economy to stagnate if we can raise the
value of our Federal Mark. If the Federal Mark rises in value, they won't be
able to afford our exports, and they won't have the necessary resources to
expand their means of achieving capital.
FROM: RPetry@chancellor.gov.nox
TO: GvonRut@econ.gov.nox
SUBJECT: RE: Vanavoian Economy
If they import exponentially, won't halting their ability to import also hurt
our economy? Could we try and create an artificial market bubble instead?
by Kohlneas » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:22 pm
TO: trump@trump.trump
FROM: surplus@k11d.koh
SUBJECT: 20 x Sikorsky's
TRANSACTION COMPLETE. BILL OF SALE:
This email is to certify the sale of 20 ("twenty") Sikorsky CH-53E transport helicopters in exchange for $800,000,000 kohlneasian marks ($40,000,000/per).
The credit has been received and the helicopters are en route.
For the Eleventh Directorate of the Republic of Kohlneas, Director Mehmed Al Rabin.
by Kohlneas » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:39 pm
TO: lveena@k11d.koh
FROM: malrabin@k11d.koh
SUBJECT: 40 Venoms INC.
General Ve'ena,
I know you're still mad about us selling "your" Sikorsky's to the Trumplandians. We got a killer deal (we only paid $30mil per and sold them for $40mil each)... and we
used that $800,000,000 (and an additional $210,000,000) to purchase 40 UH-1Y Venom helicopters. You'll be able to transfer more of your force in a larger fleet
with more capable aircraft (the venoms are fully armored, they climb faster, fly faster, are armed with laser-guided
infrared rockets and two .50 cal machine guns - you are welcome). They have reduced range and can't carry a tank across the aden, but you don't have
any tanks so... it's not really a concern. You can use these choppers to transport troops and provide close air support. Win win.
You'll also receive new equipment in 2021 when our production run is complete. Here's what we have coming up, marked in bold
is slated for your use with the X Mountain:
2021 KDF PRODUCTION RUN
20 x Klb 'asud Fast-attack corvette (est. 2021)
20 x Mi-28 Havoc Attack Helicopters (est. 2021)
1100 x Hawkei PMV (est. 2021) (I'm not giving you all 1100... I'll give you enough for your rangers).
300 x IAV Stryker (est. 2021) (giving you 20)
150 x OH-58D KW (est. 2021) (giving you 20)
100 x MQ-9 Reaper UAV (est. 2021)
400 x Oshkosh L-ATV (est. 2021)
50 x MH-6M Littlebird (est. 2021) (giving you all 50 - you're welcome)
150 x Puma IFV (est. 2021)
2 x CH-47 Chinook (est. 2021)
- al Rabin
by The Miltonia » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:13 pm
10/25/20 2:36 AM EST
TO: l.jieyi@bod.id
FROM: miltongaray@mil.gov
Subject: End to the war
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I know this war is because of western imperialism in Asia, not because of a stupid copyright dispute. We see your cause and it is a good cause, but you cant force something upon people who don't want it.
So because of this we will hold referendum, in a few weeks. But if we go with this, you must promise to stop all military action in Skitlla both before the referendum, during
the referendum, and if the people don't vote to become pat of Mcfreedomstan after the referendum. this is the only way the end of this conflict can be truly just, fair, and peaceful.
Milton Garay - President of the Miltonia
by McFreedomstan » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:36 pm
10/25/20 4:36 AM EST
TO: miltongaray@mil.gov
FROM: l.jieyi@bod.id
Subject: RE: End to the war
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You made your choice. Now live with it.
Liu Jieyi - Board of Directors Representative
by The Miltonia » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:00 pm
10/25/20 6:46 AM EST
TO: l.jieyi@bod.id
FROM: miltongaray@mil.gov
Subject: RE: RE: End to the war
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What choice?
Milton Garay - President of the Miltonia
by McFreedomstan » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:55 pm
by McFreedomstan » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:51 pm
by Walgreens » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:07 pm
Office of State The Grand Empire of Walgreens 11/2/2020 At The Corner of Happy and Healthy NGU To Blame For Wholesale Slaughter A full-scale investigation of the events which occurred at NGU-occupied Suez has concluded that NGU leaders directly ordered the execution of five thousand Walgreensian Marines captured in the invasion of Suez. This systematic murder was completely unprovoked and was in complete opposition to standing international law. Walgreens War Department officials are demanding the immediate extradition of those who gave the order, to be followed by a complete fair trial in neighboring Senatos. Walgreens also demands a payment of 2.7 billion Balance Rewards Points in reparations to the families of those slain at Suez. Failure to meet these demands will result in the entrance of 8,000 NGU POWs into the global slave market in an effort to compensate said families for their unjust losses. Walgreensian Sea Craft In The Canal President Stefano Pessina |
by Pistoiastan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:53 am
After a long period of negotiation, today November 7th, 2020, the nation Pistoiastan and their long lost brothers of the Central Iberian Union are officially united under one flag and one government. "We are really proud of what we achieved today," said the Prime Minister Vítor Luís after the official speech "And we are really proud of the 16 million ibearian citizens and their understanding of what was at stake here. We are one step closer to becoming relevant on the international theatre". In the first few months, the CIU is expected to maintain a certain level of autonomy, completing the assimilation of the government in the early months of 2021. But such a radical change could not occur without any opposition. After the officialization of the treaty, a video was diffused on the web by a terrorist organisation (called "Counter Unification National Taskforce" or CUNT) formed by former CIU's nationalists. The leader, Ezio Greggio, a former CIU's lieutenant, announced that they will not stand occupation of our soil by a foreign tyranny, and that terrorist actions are to be expected in the next months. In response to this accusations, the Minister of Defence decided to send additional police units on patrol in all the major cities and the activation of a Task Force to counter the CUNT.
by Vanavoy » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:57 am
by United States of Trumplandiaica » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:14 pm
by United States of Trumplandiaica » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:19 pm
by Kelendel » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:53 pm
by Yurikiya » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:56 pm
11/24/20 2:45 AM
TO: Yi.Saki@ykgh.ky
FROM: Zhoyu.Li@ykar.ky
Subject: Crawler
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Acting Officer of the 501, Sergeant Zhoyu Li,
Colonel Yi Saki, I'm pleased to report that the operation was a success. Our troops successfully infiltrated
the enemy camps and planted the explosives. Their troops awoke to explosions and fire, and our troops
used the chaos and confusion to take the enemy positions. The secondary objective was a failure though.
During a struggle, the enemy commanding officer was killed before he could be interrogated.
Throughout the operation, we sustained 36 casualties and 25 wounded. We did manage to capture around
167 enemy personnel as POW's.
I also must regretfully inform you that Lieutenant Frii Kilo, was wounded in the battle and was airlifted
out. The 501 stands ready for further orders.
In the Goddess we trust,
11/24/20 7:50 AM
TO: Zhoyu.Li@ykar.ky
FROM: Yi.Saki@ykgh.ky
Subject: RE: Crawler
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
General Headquarters Officer, Colonel Yi Saki,
I'm pleased to hear of the success of the mission. I'm sorry to hear about the Lieutenant and other dead and
wounded, however this is not the time to mourn as I have a high priority target for the 501. You are to move to
the city of Kanggye and rendezvous with the 425 and 512. The city is of strategic importance in controlling the
area. If we can take it, the enemy will have no other choice but to fall back. This will be a difficult battle
as air and fire support will be mostly unavailable, as we can't risk damaging the bridges, roads, or rails. You will be
attacking the city from the east, the 425 will be attacking the from the west and the 512 from the north. The
enemy is completely ready to blow the bridges if we attack from one side. This cannot be allowed.
This is an extremely important mission. Failure is not an option this time. I'm promoting you to Lieutenant.
Pick a soldier you think would make a good sergeant and promote them. Godspeed 501.
In the Goddess we trust,
11/24/20 7:52 AM
TO: Yi.Saki@ykgh.ky
FROM: Zhoyu.Li@ykar.ky
Subject: RE: RE: Crawler
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Acting Officer of the 501, Lieutenant Zhoyu Li,
Understood Colonel Yi. The 501 will move to capture the city of Kanggye. We will not fail.
Nau jo Uto Boah bo Varki.
In the Goddess we trust,
by United States of Trumplandiaica » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:54 pm
by Ubizytotska » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:33 pm
by Ubizytotska » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:48 pm
by McFreedomstan » Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:28 am
Client: REDACTED
Operation: Sand Sweeper
Total Cost: $32,850,000 USD
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Preliminary Stage: Local talent was hired to begin the initial phase. Minimal information of their task was provided. All local talent was terminated
on the 27th of October. Contact with personnel in public sector was gained from information gathered by local talent. [REDACTED] staff was persuaded with
$800,000 USD (cost absorbed by client). No target profiles were gained, instead security suite weaknesses were exposed by [REDACTED] personnel. Two week
monitoring period by agents of similar ethnic background began. Subsidiary company personnel, slow progress. Three potential leads were identified by
subsidiary agents, all of them employees of the [REDACTED].
Prodding Stage: Five HRBTA™ teams were dispatched on the 7th of November to begin active reconnaissance of leads. Due to cultural sensitivities all personnel
had to be fielded from our Borneo subsidiary company. Further localization training was given by [REDACTED], LLC (cost absorbed by client). Despite efforts taken,
the cover of two teams was compromised. As is protocol, compromised personnel eliminated witnesses in a way that would point towards organized crime and left
the AO (extraction costs absorbed by client). S+ technician from [REDACTED] was isolated and interrogated. Two unanesthetized root canals later, moderate level
security clearance credentials were acquired by Alpha team. Data revealed sufficient evidence of foul play by [REDACTED] to begin target extraction. S+ technician
was eliminated via sodium hydroxide solution. Technician's driver's license and wallet was left in Kenyan migrant ghetto. Another human trafficking statistic as far as
the [REDACTED] knows.
Operating Stage: HRBTA™ teams split into five man fire teams and raided the residence of agent [REDACTED] and senior agent [REDACTED]. Agent [REDACTED] was
caught off guard in apartment parking lot. Target was subdued and their personal vehicle was relocated to local red light district. Target ID and wallet was left near
infamous hotel. Senior agent [REDACTED] dispatched HRBTA™ Operative [REDACTED] with a personal sidearm before being subdued during the raid on his home. All witnesses were dispatched in a
similar fashion to the [REDACTED] Cartel. Doctored ledgers were planted to show a large sum of funds owed to the [REDACTED] Cartel. Valuables were confiscated and later
sold to [REDACTED] merchants to cover family pension plans of HRBTA™ Operative [REDACTED]. Targets were extracted via patrol boat on the 19th of November and
are being held in [REDACTED], Kazakhstan for pick up.
Targets and redacted information will be released to client after payment. Violating privacy policy will void client's right to life in 3-5 business days.
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