Brisketistan - Lamerikan War (MT/OOC/OPEN)

[Democratic East-Asia]

Eh. I'll send over 6 carriers (120 planes each) and maybe a few dozen subs and support ships. 150,000 troops should be enough for now.

[Brisketistan]

I appreciate everyone's aid in the war effort for this nation, even you Mohamed Al-Baghdadi- caliph of the giant pile of dirt.

[United Provinces of The Free]

I appreciate everyone's aid in the war effort for this nation, even you Mohamed Al-Baghdadi- caliph of the giant pile of dirt.

You should probably tell your OP buddy 'lurika to keep a list of approved nations in the OP, and remember to close this thread before we're drowned in submissions.

[Democratic East-Asia]

I appreciate everyone's aid in the war effort for this nation, even you Mohamed Al-Baghdadi- caliph of the giant pile of dirt.

I guess it'll be up to me to make up all the numerical differences. Anyways, you have radical jihadists terrorists on your side. Not exactly a good thing. I'll be sure to bomb them back to the stone age.

[Brisketistan]

Not with Bumfuckistan attacking you from the west you won't. Believe me, they are inhuman. Women and children as bombs and shields. Know who does that? Taliban. Boko Haram. ISIS. Al-Qaeda. Al-Shabaab. Those fun guys...

Eh, they can have fun annoying the Industani socialist republic (part of DEA), which doesn't take well to radical jihadists despite being muslim-ish. We'll deal with the terrorists they are.

After this war's over want to help kill Al-Bagdhadi and the dick brigade? They are responsible for terrorist hijackings in Wolvin and car bombings in Yiffin.


EDIT: I think we're just about done with RSVP, but I'll give it another 24 hours in case we have any last minute signups for Brisketistan or Commieville Lamerika

[United Provinces of The Free]

I suppose, from what I've read, that for the RP sample you want some sort of backstory.
Time to go make up something edgy and political then.

[Venomizia]

First time at an attempt to rp, I'll give it a try.

Nation Name: Venomizia
Government Type: Dictatorship
Ideology: Socialism, Secularlist
Side Supported: Lamerika
RP Sample:

"Hearing from the stories of those who fled the two nations as they mobilize their weapons, I must intervene for the security of my people. To defend the socialist cause in which I believe in what the world needs and that Brisketstan may be funding unstable terrorist groups, I will provide aid, military and civilian, to the People's Republic of Lamerika. I will send the following military aid to our fellow comrade:

-150,000 soldiers (149,000 from the Venomizian Terririte Legion and 1,000 from the X'Axekoxa)
-500 Zexevbavke-18 rocket trucks
-300 VD17 150mm cannons
-350 Dixez-13 medium tanks
-100 Kovabzikboz-60 heavy tanks
-1,000 Navo motorcycles
-110 Eydezv attack helicopters
-10,000 kilograms of Sivokojza-224 hallucinogenic gas.
-And any more support should Lamerika require more and we deem it necessary.

As of now, no war-dinosaurs shall be authorized nor will teleportation as this issue is not a big enough danger to our people to include such measures."

[United Provinces of The Free]

K then, second attempt. I'm switching sides after thinking some more.

Nation Name: United Provinces of the Free
Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy
Ideology: Conservative
Side Supported: Lamerika
RP Sample:
Following the announcement from the Lamerikan government that their leader was almost assassinated, and that Brisketistanian authorities have ties to the organizations responsible, we are hereby condemning Brisketistan for their unprovoked actions and therefore threaten military intervention in support of Lamerika if Brisketistanian forces do not stand down. We are prepared to deliver contributions in jet fighters and small ground forces in support of Lamerika.

Our government is also a minor trade partner with Lamerika, and we wish to defend our economy in this conflict as well.

[Lamerika]

First time at an attempt to rp, I'll give it a try.

Nation Name: Venomizia
Government Type: Dictatorship
Ideology: Socialism, Secularlist
Side Supported: Lamerika
RP Sample:

"Hearing from the stories of those who fled the two nations as they mobilize their weapons, I must intervene for the security of my people. To defend the socialist cause in which I believe in what the world needs and that Brisketstan may be funding unstable terrorist groups, I will provide aid, military and civilian, to the People's Republic of Lamerika. I will send the following military aid to our fellow comrade:

-150,000 soldiers (149,000 from the Venomizian Terririte Legion and 1,000 from the X'Axekoxa)
-500 Zexevbavke-18 rocket trucks
-300 VD17 150mm cannons
-350 Dixez-13 medium tanks
-100 Kovabzikboz-60 heavy tanks
-1,000 Navo motorcycles
-110 Eydezv attack helicopters
-10,000 kilograms of Sivokojza-224 hallucinogenic gas.
-And any more support should Lamerika require more and we deem it necessary.

As of now, no war-dinosaurs shall be authorized nor will teleportation as this issue is not a big enough danger to our people to include such measures."

Always thought you were FT, but if you are MT than it should be fine.

K then, second attempt. I'm switching sides after thinking some more.

Nation Name: United Provinces of the Free
Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy
Ideology: Conservative
Side Supported: Lamerika
RP Sample:
Following the announcement from the Lamerikan government that their leader was almost assassinated, and that Brisketistanian authorities have ties to the organizations responsible, we are hereby condemning Brisketistan for their unprovoked actions and therefore threaten military intervention in support of Lamerika if Brisketistanian forces do not stand down. We are prepared to deliver contributions in jet fighters and small ground forces in support of Lamerika.

Our government is also a minor trade partner with Lamerika, and we wish to defend our economy in this conflict as well.

Accepted

[Brisketistan]

K then, second attempt. I'm switching sides after thinking some more.

Nation Name: United Provinces of the Free
Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy
Ideology: Conservative
Side Supported: Lamerika
RP Sample:
Following the announcement from the Lamerikan government that their leader was almost assassinated, and that Brisketistanian authorities have ties to the organizations responsible, we are hereby condemning Brisketistan for their unprovoked actions and therefore threaten military intervention in support of Lamerika if Brisketistanian forces do not stand down. We are prepared to deliver contributions in jet fighters and small ground forces in support of Lamerika.

Our government is also a minor trade partner with Lamerika, and we wish to defend our economy in this conflict as well.

#Backstabber

[Revlona]

We still stand behind briskistan

[Hashkin]

Tag

[Brisketistan]

Thank you Revlona!

[Brisketistan]

Brisketistani Naval Man of War count:

608 Warships

16 total fleets (38 warships per fleet)
-Mediterranean Fleet
-North Pacific Fleet
-South Pacific Fleet
-Persian Gulf Fleet
-Atlantic Fleet
-Gulf Coast Fleet
-North Arctic Fleet
-Indian Fleet
-etc

[Revlona]

How do yall decide battles?

[Lamerika]

Not the best map, and it's still being tweaked, but this is a basic overview of Lamerikan Territory vs Brisketistan Territory

[Eemeria]

Nation Name: Federal Republic of Eemeria
Government Type: Federal Republic (Healthy mix of the UK and the US)
Ideology: Left leaning state, very high on the charts of equality for all.
Side Supported: Lamerika
RP Sample: (Pulled from a recent RP)
Vice PM Harriet Thatcher had just arrived from a meeting with a foreign delegation regarding an immigration crisis when the she received a call from the Royal Advisors. The Royal Advisors were the group which worked alongside the Prime Minister on both domestic and foreign policy. While Prime Minister Archelius was out of the country meeting with the leaders of France and Germany Harriet was the next in line for any urgent briefings. Harriet entered the situation room where a mixed group of political, civilian, and military leaders were gathered. The room was quiet as she entered, she was a no nonsense individual and everyone knew that. Harriet spoke first, "I understand you all have something for me, lets get down to it." Her personal advisor stood and nodded and begun speaking, "We have begun to receive reports of widespread protesting and subsequent police response from the nation of New Farlan, you all are familiar with it as their most recent election has been on headlines around the world. Now we consider them allies but don't have too strong of ties with them so we did our best to remain silent on the matter. That being said we are being pressured by both domestic and foreign critics to make some sort of statement regarding our future alliance with them and how we feel about the President-Elect." Harriet shook her head in a mix of disgust and pity, "I saw this coming, we all saw this coming, the left was never going to sit by while he won the election." The people in the room nodded in agreement. "We have to respond in some way, I want to speak to the PM before we do anything in regards to this issue." The people in the room agreed and Harriet stepped into a separate communications room to get in touch with the Prime Minister

[The Military of the Unison Association]

Nation Name: Union of the Free Federal Republic(Now the United Federal State of Orbe Viventi, Earth, Luna, Mars, Venus, Utopia and Entropia)
Government Type: Theocratic Principality, Unison Parliament, Constitutional Presidential Republic, Democratic Union
Ideology: Conservative, Democratic Republic, Capitalist-Communism, The Covenant ,Ultra-Nationalism(without the racist part).
Side Supported: Lamerika and Independent

Extra: Im trying to keep a balance between my FT/AT and my MT

[Brisketistan]

Okay, since I never clarified beforehand here is the armed forces personnel count.

Total Brisketistani Active Duty Personnel: 4,500,000 (This is mainly due to the compulsory military service Brisketistan had until recently)
[*]Army- 1.5 million
[*]Navy- 1.5 million
[*]Marine Corps- 500,000 (Still the few and the proud!)
[*]Air Force- 1 million

Total Reserve Forces: 820,000

Nuclear Capabilities: 1,700 Nuclear weapons (1,100 ICBM, 600 SLBM)
*All Naval vessels are nuclear powered with state of the art radar and electronics disruption systems

[Bigbulgearea]

Name:The succulent flavorful muscles of Bigbulgearea
Government type:Monarchy/empire
Ideology: Conservative
Side supported: Brisketastan
We are here to aid brisketastan in this fight as we are her sister nation as I am in the same region, and the WA Delegate. So send 6,000 troops to Brisketastan.

[Brisketistan]

God dammit Cam...Change that stupid flag, nobody wants to see man bulge. Accepted!

[Bigbulgearea]

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[Bigbulgearea]

We send troops into lamerika

[Bigbulgearea]

We fire nukes at the lamerican

[Lamerika]

We fire nukes at the lamerican

Please no nukes To OP