The Conquest and Occupation of Geara
The Summer Palace was a vast, ornate affair of towers and minarets stacked atop one another. It appeared almost crystalline were it not for the harsh red banners than flew in great numbers from windowsills and crowning flagpoles. The flood of red signaled to all that Emperor was residing there, sequestered from the busy life of the capital in his private home in southern Durn. With him he brought the army of servants and bureaucrats that quietly oiled the mechanisms of the throne. Decorous footmen stood in pairs at strategic doors, chefs sweated away in medieval kitchens, and in lofty council chambers the schemers talked in muted tones. The Emperor, however, slept through the morning, safe from the business of his subjects.
In one such lofty chamber of whispered plans was gathered the Emperor’s household committee. It was a group men and women who created the policies of the Emperor. Lucy McKay, a long-lived, short-tempered women was the current private secretary and thus commanded the group of eight. She was still tall, but had suffered the weight of age on her shoulders, which were now slightly bent. She had made her way up through the secretarial staff and had not, apparently, changed her wardrobe upon appointment to this lofty office. She wore the outdated uniform of unimportance—a white blouse and grey sweater—with her hair twisted into a tight bun that did no favors to her hairline.
“There’s no way we can finish the restorations of the imperial palace in Saturne unless we draw on the trust,” a bespectacled financial fellow finished.
“I am not interested in hearing how we should deplete the imperial family’s funds on a public project, Arthur” Lucy rebutted sharply. “This contract should have been completed seven years ago, as I am sure that I needn’t remind all of you.”
A murmur bubbles through the committee: tax deficits in Carynthia; that terrible accident last July; the lead architect’s death three years ago; the marble shortage in the region; they did not lack reasons for the delay. The trouble with running such a vast fortune is that there were innumerable possibilities for its exhaustion. Yearly expenses had pushed revenues to a tiny sliver, relatively speaking, and placed the Emperor in the awkward position of being conscious of his expenses. More accurately, it made Lucy McKay painfully aware of just how easy it is to spend a great deal of money when maintaining the augustness and mystery of the state. The Emperor loved to renovate the palaces and public buildings of yesteryear, but the enormous upfront costs of restoration always seemed to be replaced by the equally disastrous costs of maintenance.
“Madame, if I may.”
Heads turned to the speaker, typically a silent figure, Carl Temmes. He was in uniform as an administrative member of the imperial guard. His role in these meetings was always to listen to the extravagant events to be attended by the Emperor and merely nod when asked if security could be provided. That is not to say that Carl was not intelligent, he was a top graduate of the School of Public Security and had served in several skirmishes with the Emperor’s foes.
“You may have noticed that the current budget crunch began roughly thirty years ago. Of course, it was in that year that the Emperor decided to forgo the traditional invitational tennis tournament due to a shortage of funds,” Carl began with a slightly surprising knowledge of financial history. “Coincidentally, that was the year that the funds of the Imperial Colonial Estate Fund were exhausted on the reconstruction of the Church of the Archangel in Amyr.”
“I don’t see what this had to do with-”
“If it’s not a solution I don’t want to hear it, Arthur, and you have been severely deficient in that department of late.” Lucy said, silencing the financier. “Carl.”
“The Emperor came to power in a period of conquest and is still under the impression that he has access to similar cash flows. Either you should inform him of the reality of his accounts, or set up an ager publicus auction to secure addition revenue,” Carl completed his suggestion and stood. “I am due to oversee the changing of the guard, good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.”
A new murmur spread through the room with the slam of the chamber door: they very idea; a warmongering soldier, so typical; the current climate just isn’t conducive; and finally the real question at hand, who would we target? The ager publics was a Roman custom; it literally meant “public land,” but in Finium it tended to mean the selling of public land conquered abroad. It was indeed lucrative and tended to occur in great cycles. Every few decades a new series of campaigns would spring up, freshening the tree of public funds with blood. Eventually, the hubbub settled into merely disgruntled huffs.
“Unless one of you is volunteering to inform the Emperor that he will not be able to do whatever he damn well pleases, then I suggest we seriously consider this proposal.” No one rose to Lucy’s challenge. “In that case, I will present this to the Praesidium when they meet here next week.”
A shuffling of papers and putting of things away followed this pronouncement. Lucy issued series of curt orders to each of her subordinates as they vanished. Shelbyson, the flowers in the west wing needed to be replaced more often. Rathine, the Crown Prince and the Queen Mother would be arriving Tuesday, arrange transportation. So it continued until the room had drained away to leave Lucy to continue with the business of the day. A visit to the kitchens, a review of the groceries, a walk through the luncheon room were all stops along her journey through the palace. She made it a point to visit every subsection of the household every day, which often meant late nights catching up on her own work but improved efficiency in the servants.
This journey ended immediately when she was summoned by the Emperor—a common experience that seldom went a day without repetition. While Lucy spent much of her time managing the public relations of the family in the office, the Emperor spent his idle hours in the white-gloved hands of his valet and footmen. She was not, therefore, exceptionally close with the man, but had a passing familiarity with him; not at all unlike polite office acquaintances. She thought of this fact every time she met him, it helped her feel a comforting distance between them; it was also something she encouraged with all the staff. The tall doors of the personal residence loomed before her suddenly and her train of thought was at an end.
*****
The Praesidium, or technically the Committee of Presiding Legislative Officers of Finium, was the heart of politics in Finium. It combined the collective authority of the highest levels of government into a discreet group of three nobles who advised, and often told, the Throne what to do. As they had a tendency to make groundbreaking decisions at the wave of a hand, Lucy was always present at their meetings to assure that the Emperor knew everything that transpired in his government. They had, over the years, attempted to expel her from their meetings, but she had defied propriety, circumstance, and acts of the House of Lords in order to maintain her access. She did this by bribing the guards and then making up preposterous legal excuse when she entered; the great lords of Finium had yet to figure out her scam.
“I think our priority for this meeting should be the current coal shortages in Carynthia,” Albert V. Uvarov began after his two counterparts had settled into the deep, plush chairs of the basement board room.
Albert V. Uvarov, Archduke of Imperial Chael, Imperial Councilor, and Patron of Amyn, was not above changing the location of a meeting last minute to the sprawling subterrania of the palace in order to avoid the hated Lucy McKay. This strategy had yet to actually succeed as she always found her way to the table and today was no exception. Albert himself was an odiously fat man. Though he had been known as remarkably handsome in his youth, an injury during the conquest of Tropica Prime had left him bedridden. While his legs recovered, his physique had not improved in the last fifty years. He wore a uniform of his station, a pure white suit with rigid lines of gold that bulged into odd places along with his body. His counterparts preferred the simpler, darker evening dress. On his right was the Margrave of Archonia, known by his friends as Gerald Nigel Almandin and by his inferiors in the Barony Court as Premier Councilor. The final member was Baron John Galloway, Lord Councilor of the House of Lords. Lucy was titleless and irritatingly influential at the same time, but she found reprieve in the alliance of Gerald, who was a close personal friend of the Emperor and liked Lucy a great deal.
There was a quiet mumble of assent—coal shortages were always popping up here and there as domestic mines ran dry. They always had the same solution: redirect coal from the colonies to the home provinces after a furious debate as to which of the six largest colonies could survive best with brownouts.
“Actually, my lords, I would like to propose a different matter of discussion. The coal shortage in Bhalbar is only a projected one at this point anyways,” Lucy earned herself a collective glare for her impertinence. “Domestic economic output has slowed to crawl, the ability of the imperial purse to maintain its current budget is growing slimmer by the week, and the primary use of the imperial army for the past five years has been little better than guard duty.”
“Hardly an emergency, Ms. McKay. Now if you don’t mind the actual members of this committee-” Albert began.
“Thank you for the opportunity to speak, Your Grace,” she continued unabated. “This has led the Throne to consider an ager publicus. I would like to hear your thoughts on the matter before His Majesty continues with his plans.”
“The Emperor has said nothing of this to me!” Albert shouted, chorused by his compatriots.
“His Majesty has no responsibility to communicate his desires to you, Your Grace.”
“Of course, we mean to insult to His Majesty,” Gerald said pleasingly. “But since most of us meet with His Majesty at least once a month if not every week, it seems odd that he would not have mentioned this to us personally. However, there is no doubt that the economic indicators are poor and have been for some time.”
“As I am sure you are all aware, there is a long causal relationship between war efforts and economic health in this nation and, if the empire is to maintain the position is has fought for during the late twentieth century, it must continue to expand.”
There was a general nodding, a nod developed and refined over the course of the fine, upstanding education of Finian youths to acknowledge the irreplaceable force of imperialism in the Finian economy. Not to mention the personal gains that each enjoyed. Albert had seven estates in the colonies, Gerald, four, and the younger John had a large income from imperial bonds issued during the wars in Tropica. War was a lucrative business that everyone Finium participated in and thus Lucy preached the holy gospel of conquest to the choir of beneficiaries.
“Now, assuming for the moment that the Emperor has indeed committed to the idea of an ager publicus, His Majesty would greatly appreciate strategic counsel from the Praesidium.”
“My cousin is commanding the fleet around Oceanica…” John began cautiously, trying to remember what the interest rates were on the evening news. “His reports seem to indicate that there are a number of islands within striking distance.”
“I believe the natives in Tropica have been pushed back sufficiently to launch a new offensive.” Gerald suggested.
“My lords, please. The empire’s economy will not be satiated with uninhabitable rain forest or a few square miles of island real estate,” Lucy scolded. “The Empire needs a large endeavor to control a developing nation of substantial size. Likely with some form of coal reserves, to answer your concerns, Your Grace.”
Silence settled in.
Men like these were accustomed to war, but the declaration itself was always risky. A million possible outcomes tumbled through very word war; allies, neighbors, guerrillas, plagues, and the unthinkable but not impossible word that terrified them all, loss. The gamble of war, however, has always been far too alluring for any Finian to escape. It called to them like a recent dream of glory and insidiously turned their minds to the battlefield. Or perhaps it was inbreeding in the nobility—it was impossible to say what drove them towards conflict.
“I suggest we meet tomorrow, I believe I have a target but I would like to consult with the Board of Generals first,” Albert proclaimed. “However, I only do this because of His Majesty’s interest. I must protest in the strongest possible terms, please convey that the His Majesty, Ms. McKay. In that spirit, it would be best if the government in general and public were unaware of these consultations."
Nothing further could be said, every other matter hardly even seemed worth the time when war was an immediate possibility. It churned their stomachs and filled their blood with a kind of unholy desire. They left the room quickly and quietly, each hungry for something large and not well defended. Lucy settled for a quick bowl of soup before she to her duties. With the last drop of a light lobster bisque drained and half a bite of yesterday’s bread, she hurried to her office phone and barked an order for a secure line.
“This the Hallsind Monitor, how many I direct your call?” A secretarial, but kind voice chirped.
“Hello, is Mr. Frobisher in?”
“I’m afraid he’s not available at the moment, could I take a message?”
“Yes, please let him know that he’s in his office every Wednesday and don’t appreciate being told off.”
“Just a moment, please.”
After just enough time had elapsed to inform Mr. Frobisher that someone was insisting to speak with him, the line reconnected to a very upset newspaper executive.
“I told you never to call here, Marge! Use the phone I bought for you.”
“While I am pleased to know that you’ve found yourself a new mistress, Dalton, it’s not why I called.”
“Ah, Lucy,” Dalton’s voice fell into a more relaxed, if slightly irritated tone. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”
“Possible War: Archduke Meets with BoG. I’d prefer Twitter, but you can include it in the evening issue.”
“I see, let me find a pen.”
“Best wishes to Mary and the children, goodbye.”
*****