Leonorian-Stojamian Trade Deal [IC]

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

The Galactican Chief Executive was watching the news on TV and shook his head at the reactions by the left. He rings his good friend, Adrian Miroslav.

[Leonorian Federation]

"Hello, Mr. President. Coffee?" Polak pushed the button on the coffee machine. "This situation is very close to getting completely out of control. It surely was not in our interest in any kind that your allies break up with you. What the documents seem to have revealed, is a catastrophe, and some of our citizens are starting to blitz our cities again. We must do something."

"In Stojam it's worse......... Crowds of Angry Nationalists are about to make a rebellion at any time soon! Ok, I propose this, we should freeze the contract for a while and then when everything's calmed down, we will trade again.....I can't believe there is such thing because of a Trade deal..." Said Adrian Miroslav as he drank from the coffee cup.

Polak also had a nip of coffee. "I think this is a good idea. The dimension this has got us in is genuinely ridiculous .... what do some people expect us to do? Close borders to any nation they dislike?" Polak shook her head. "But okay, in a situation like this we'd be doing very well in just doing what the peoples want. And if they're still unsatisfied, they can still elect another leader. You might have to deal with some successor of mine next time anyways, depending on what it's gonna end up like. Oh, is that your phone calling?"

[Police state of France]

France has issued a warning to Stojam.
"Stop your people from attacking ours inside your country.
Killing is not normal, it just proves you are putting an animal-like mentality into your people.
We've been informed that almost all Frenchmen within Stojam have been murdered by gangs of your pathetic crypto-Communists.
Send all of our citizens over here or stop attacking them, otherwise we will mobilize to protect our nations people and interests."

[Stojam]

"In Stojam it's worse......... Crowds of Angry Nationalists are about to make a rebellion at any time soon! Ok, I propose this, we should freeze the contract for a while and then when everything's calmed down, we will trade again.....I can't believe there is such thing because of a Trade deal..." Said Adrian Miroslav as he drank from the coffee cup.

Polak also had a nip of coffee. "I think this is a good idea. The dimension this has got us in is genuinely ridiculous .... what do some people expect us to do? Close borders to any nation they dislike?" Polak shook her head. "But okay, in a situation like this we'd be doing very well in just doing what the peoples want. And if they're still unsatisfied, they can still elect another leader. You might have to deal with some successor of mine next time anyways, depending on what it's gonna end up like. Oh, is that your phone calling?"

"Yes....", "Oh hey mate, yes I know the situation, it's horrible right? Also, make sure you Embargo France, since they embargoed us, hm... Yes I know."
Said Adrian Miroslav as he continued on this.

[Stojam]

France has issued a warning to Stojam.
"Stop your people from attacking ours inside your country.
Killing is not normal, it just proves you are putting an animal-like mentality into your people.
We've been informed that almost all Frenchmen within Stojam have been murdered by gangs of your pathetic crypto-Communists.
Send all of our citizens over here or stop attacking them, otherwise we will mobilize to protect our nations people and interests."

"You did the same to our people, and first of all, know, they were arrested, second of all, you deport our citizens? We deport yours back to your hellhole, now leave us alone." Said Vice President Branimir Borisov.

[Police state of France]

France has issued a warning to Stojam.
"Stop your people from attacking ours inside your country.
Killing is not normal, it just proves you are putting an animal-like mentality into your people.
We've been informed that almost all Frenchmen within Stojam have been murdered by gangs of your pathetic crypto-Communists.
Send all of our citizens over here or stop attacking them, otherwise we will mobilize to protect our nations people and interests."

"You did the same to our people, and first of all, know, they were arrested, second of all, you deport our citizens? We deport yours back to your hellhole, now leave us alone." Said Vice President Branimir Borisov.

"You didn't deport them. You murdered them. Your government didn't do enough to stop the massive killings.
We urge you not to play with fire.
We will be releasing the full names of the people you murdered, since they have been discovered by our government.
Enjoy hell."

[Stojam]

"You did the same to our people, and first of all, know, they were arrested, second of all, you deport our citizens? We deport yours back to your hellhole, now leave us alone." Said Vice President Branimir Borisov.

"You didn't deport them. You murdered them. Your government didn't do enough to stop the massive killings.
We urge you not to play with fire.
We will be releasing the full names of the people you murdered, since they have been discovered by our government.
Enjoy hell."

"You want releasement? Here I sent a document showing that they weren't murdered, and first of all, we have big and powerful allies, if you attack us, you will be the one to enjoy hell buddy."

OOC: This got escalated quickly, you guys need to calm your horses with your guns, IT'S DIPLOMATIC RP, OK?

[Police state of France]

"You didn't deport them. You murdered them. Your government didn't do enough to stop the massive killings.
We urge you not to play with fire.
We will be releasing the full names of the people you murdered, since they have been discovered by our government.
Enjoy hell."

"You want releasement? Here I sent a document showing that they weren't murdered, and first of all, we have big and powerful allies, if you attack us, you will be the one to enjoy hell buddy."

"Do not threaten us.
Give us proof they were not murdered."
(OOC: Stojam, you clearly stated they were killed)

[Stojam]

"You want releasement? Here I sent a document showing that they weren't murdered, and first of all, we have big and powerful allies, if you attack us, you will be the one to enjoy hell buddy."

"Do not threaten us.
Give us proof they were not murdered."
(OOC: Stojam, you clearly stated they were killed)

OOC: Look back mate, it was edited.

[Police state of France]

"Do not threaten us.
Give us proof they were not murdered."
(OOC: Stojam, you clearly stated they were killed)

OOC: Look back mate, it was edited.

OOC: Then ignore my posts.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

The Galactican government watches as the conflict intensifies and begins to ponder whether or not to get involved.

[Ulan-Ata]

State secretary Hirogawa Yamaguchi called Prezgen Sloven Selakov, who currently was in Berlin, German Democratic Reich.
"Selakov-san! It is urgent! It is about the situation in Leonoria!"
"Yes, I already wanted to call you ..." - Selakov said. "I am informed about the ongoings there. I would like you to inform Mr. Yamura about possible actions regarding this unpleasant situation - as our troops in North Milenia might be in danger, if more riots go on."
"What am I supposed to do, sir?" - Yamaguchi asked.
"Tell Yamura to get his troops ready - we might have to assist Leonoria, if more and more ... sranje is up to occur."
"An invasion, sir?"
"No, not that. A peacekeeping force, this is what I'd call it. A small unit might be enough - gaining information is way more important. You do know what this means, Yamaguchi-san?"
"Yes sir. I will inform Yamura-san, sir."

After ending the conversation with the President, Yamaguchi immediately called Radovan Trào Yamura, commander of the Ulan-Atan occupying forces in North Milenia and the Janikora Islands.
"Yamura-san!"
"Yes sir? New order?"
"Not yet sir, but prepare to receive more instructions. At first, keep your lads ready to aid 'Noria on fighting their unpleasantly quickly escalating situation."
"You mean like, march in?"
"No sir. I mean like, search and destroy. And talk to Colonel Stavrović, to send in a few of our SSI guys."
"To do what, sir?" - Yamura asked.
"Information farming, sir. Some nasty stuff came up, and we need to know where it came from. I knew it was I good idea to open the branch office in Lenina Hora."
"Hai, wakarimasu."

[Leonorian Federation]

Polak had nother nip. "I hope there's not more stuff going to be released," she said. "Removing the old regime, dealing with Milenia, dealing with other stuff coming up ..... leading Leonoria is no promenade walk. Really."

[Stojam]

Polak had nother nip. "I hope there's not more stuff going to be released," she said. "Removing the old regime, dealing with Milenia, dealing with other stuff coming up ..... leading Leonoria is no promenade walk. Really."

"BikiMeaks is unexpected, I was surprised when I saw that too, a document full of nasty stuff about Leonoria trying to stage A Marxist coup in Stojam." Said Adrian Miroslav staring at Katrina.

[Leonorian Federation]

Polak had nother nip. "I hope there's not more stuff going to be released," she said. "Removing the old regime, dealing with Milenia, dealing with other stuff coming up ..... leading Leonoria is no promenade walk. Really."

"BikiMeaks is unexpected, I was surprised when I saw that too, a document full of nasty stuff about Leonoria trying to stage A Marxist coup in Stojam." Said Adrian Miroslav staring at Katrina.

"I was even more surprised about the bad research of some people," Polak said. "Thinking about the alleged riots in Stojam in 1986 that are claimed to have been our fault. Some of the BikiMeaks guys apparently didn't know we haven't even been socialist at that time, our takeover was just three months ago. I suspect some fakers out there. I'd like to know what else was faked."

[Stojam]

"BikiMeaks is unexpected, I was surprised when I saw that too, a document full of nasty stuff about Leonoria trying to stage A Marxist coup in Stojam." Said Adrian Miroslav staring at Katrina.

"I was even more surprised about the bad research of some people," Polak said. "Thinking about the alleged riots in Stojam in 1986 that are claimed to have been our fault. Some of the BikiMeaks guys apparently didn't know we haven't even been socialist at that time, our takeover was just three months ago. I suspect some fakers out there. I'd like to know what else was faked."

"Wait, I just received an edit from BikiMeaks, strange huh? It says that the ALF, the Anarchist Liberation Front that caused mass riots around Stojam in 2016 and killed many people, was a creation of Leonorian military officials................" He said while staring even deeper into the eyes of Katerina.

[Leonorian Federation]

"I was even more surprised about the bad research of some people," Polak said. "Thinking about the alleged riots in Stojam in 1986 that are claimed to have been our fault. Some of the BikiMeaks guys apparently didn't know we haven't even been socialist at that time, our takeover was just three months ago. I suspect some fakers out there. I'd like to know what else was faked."

"Wait, I just received an edit from BikiMeaks, strange huh? It says that the ALF, the Anarchist Liberation Front that caused mass riots around Stojam in 2016 and killed many people, was a creation of Leonorian military officials................" He said while staring even deeper into the eyes of Katerina.

Katharina Polak stared back. "It is interesting what they claim to have found out, isn't it? Our countries have always been nicely far off each other, none was disturbing the other one. And now this. According to one of the most recently leaked documents by BikiMeaks, Mátyás Lengyel is said to have been seen in Velingrad after escaping from Velikonja, and we've been missing Lothar Morgenthau and other leading heads of the old regime for some time ..... they escaped from prison and went abroad. And guess where someone wants to have seen them? Right. At the Golden Beach in Varna, Bulgaria - in a country that has a similar ideology to the corporatocracy the Leonorian Free State has been for decades until I became leader. Really strange huh?"

[Stojam]

"Wait, I just received an edit from BikiMeaks, strange huh? It says that the ALF, the Anarchist Liberation Front that caused mass riots around Stojam in 2016 and killed many people, was a creation of Leonorian military officials................" He said while staring even deeper into the eyes of Katerina.

Katharina Polak stared back. "It is interesting what they claim to have found out, isn't it? Our countries have always been nicely far off each other, none was disturbing the other one. And now this. According to one of the most recently leaked documents by BikiMeaks, Mátyás Lengyel is said to have been seen in Velingrad after escaping from Velikonja, and we've been missing Lothar Morgenthau and other leading heads of the old regime for some time ..... they escaped from prison and went abroad. And guess where someone wants to have seen them? Right. At the Golden Beach in Varna, Bulgaria - in a country that has a similar ideology to the corporatocracy the Leonorian Free State has been for decades until I became leader. Really strange huh?"

"Yes...... I wonder if those BikiMeaks are the once behind all of this mess, and wait, another BikiMeaks document about both of our governments and SPUS! Damn, those bastards. Does your police or army has a cyber unit? Maybe we can track them, but it seems they are experienced hackers if they escaped both of our hands right now." Said Adrian with fear.

[Leonorian Federation]

Katharina Polak stared back. "It is interesting what they claim to have found out, isn't it? Our countries have always been nicely far off each other, none was disturbing the other one. And now this. According to one of the most recently leaked documents by BikiMeaks, Mátyás Lengyel is said to have been seen in Velingrad after escaping from Velikonja, and we've been missing Lothar Morgenthau and other leading heads of the old regime for some time ..... they escaped from prison and went abroad. And guess where someone wants to have seen them? Right. At the Golden Beach in Varna, Bulgaria - in a country that has a similar ideology to the corporatocracy the Leonorian Free State has been for decades until I became leader. Really strange huh?"

"Yes...... I wonder if those BikiMeaks are the once behind all of this mess, and wait, another BikiMeaks document about both of our governments and SPUS! Damn, those bastards. Does your police or army has a cyber unit? Maybe we can track them, but it seems they are experienced hackers if they escaped both of our hands right now." Said Adrian with fear.

"We need to stop them. Whoever they are ... they are highly dangerous. Today Leonoria and Stojam ... who knows who's gonna be it tomorrow?"
In this moment, her phone rang. "Excuse me for a second ..." She received the call. "Hallo? .... oh, it's you. How can I ... yes? .... oh, that's good. Check BikiMeaks and .... oh, you already know. Very good! Thanks a lot, sir." She finished the call.
"This was State Secretary Hirogawa Yamaguchi," she said. "He is the substitute of Sloven Selakov, president of the Federation of Ulan-Ata. The branch office of the Ulan-Atan foreign intelligence agency here in Leniná Hora is gonna activate some of their agents to assist the cyber unit of our service. They will try to track down the scums who seem to have started all the mess we're stuck in."

[Stojam]

"Yes...... I wonder if those BikiMeaks are the once behind all of this mess, and wait, another BikiMeaks document about both of our governments and SPUS! Damn, those bastards. Does your police or army has a cyber unit? Maybe we can track them, but it seems they are experienced hackers if they escaped both of our hands right now." Said Adrian with fear.

"We need to stop them. Whoever they are ... they are highly dangerous. Today Leonoria and Stojam ... who knows who's gonna be it tomorrow?"
In this moment, her phone rang. "Excuse me for a second ..." She received the call. "Hallo? .... oh, it's you. How can I ... yes? .... oh, that's good. Check BikiMeaks and .... oh, you already know. Very good! Thanks a lot, sir." She finished the call.
"This was State Secretary Hirogawa Yamaguchi," she said. "He is the substitute of Sloven Selakov, president of the Federation of Ulan-Ata. The branch office of the Ulan-Atan foreign intelligence agency here in Leniná Hora is gonna activate some of their agents to assist the cyber unit of our service. They will try to track down the scums who seem to have started all the mess we're stuck in."

"I got info from our Cyber unit commander, they are using the Deep Web browser called Tor, and they have a VM Machine, probably, a good anti-virus, a VPN, yes, they proxied themselves to hell and back, and they approach things in a very secure way..... It will be a really hard fight." Said Adrian Miroslav with caution.

[Leonorian Federation]

"We need to stop them. Whoever they are ... they are highly dangerous. Today Leonoria and Stojam ... who knows who's gonna be it tomorrow?"
In this moment, her phone rang. "Excuse me for a second ..." She received the call. "Hallo? .... oh, it's you. How can I ... yes? .... oh, that's good. Check BikiMeaks and .... oh, you already know. Very good! Thanks a lot, sir." She finished the call.
"This was State Secretary Hirogawa Yamaguchi," she said. "He is the substitute of Sloven Selakov, president of the Federation of Ulan-Ata. The branch office of the Ulan-Atan foreign intelligence agency here in Leniná Hora is gonna activate some of their agents to assist the cyber unit of our service. They will try to track down the scums who seem to have started all the mess we're stuck in."

"I got info from our Cyber unit commander, they are using the Deep Web browser called Tor, and they have a VM Machine, probably, a good anti-virus, a VPN, yes, they proxied themselves to hell and back, and they approach things in a very secure way..... It will be a really hard fight." Said Adrian Miroslav with caution.

"Indeed, it will be." Katharina Polak stared on her cell phone, expecting new info. "Not to forget it is highly probable that this is a very big organization. At least we got support by Ulan-Ata. As far as I know, their agency has one of the best cyber units in the world. And for the final coup, we have a damn good 'cavalry', if you get what I mean."

[Stojam]

"What we do with the SPUS?" Said President Adrian Miroslav with concern.

[Leonorian Federation]

"What we do with the SPUS?" Said President Adrian Miroslav with concern.

"Well ... I think, whatever you usually do in Stojam with people who cause damage to the state."

[Furbish Islands]

Furby City
1/14/2017

*The MPs just came back from their lunch break, and had nothing important to discuss*

Conservative MP: Since we have nothing to talk about, we should really fix that monkey loophole.

Prime Minister Big-Noo: OK then. Someone write a bill.

Liberal MP: My party has had this prepared for a while. *reads the bill*

Big-Noo: Debate time. Not. We're going straight to vote unless we have some heartless psycho in here.

*everyone votes on the new bill*

Big-Noo: Congratulations everyone. We've beat two records. Shortest debate time and only unanimous vote that did not involve increasing wages.

Nationalist MP: now lets talk about something more important, like banning tourism.

Progressive MP: Banning your party is more important.

Nationalist MP: Oh you want-

Big-Noo: Ladies ladies ladies. Settle down you're both beautiful.

Nationalist MP: Excuse me?

Big-Noo: But we do have some current events to deal with.

Nationalist MP: like how a FOREIGN terrorist tries blowing up this very building? And then crashed into the car of the ambassador of New Zealand? And does anyone even know what damage he caused, especially after the bomb blew up?

Big-Noo: But that terrorist was the only one who died. There weren't even any injuries.

Socialist MP: Only because we regulated the car industry. We ne-

Big-Noo: Now there is currently a situation between two countries. *explains everything*

Nationalist MP: We should just stay out of this.

Libertarian MP: Embargo the Capitalists for making deals with Commies!

Liberal MP: F*** you. We should embargo the Socialists for making deals with Fascist Pigs.

Conservative MP: If anyone is the pig it's you. You Commies think it's right to steal from successful businessmen.

Liberal MP: But you think it's righ-

Big-Noo: *presses the quiet button* Now everyone, people in both sides don't like this deal. We should just get diplomats to those countries to negotiate this.

*that night*

*Big-Noo calls Minister of Foreign Affairs Ah-Tah*

Ah-Tah: So please explain

Big-Noo: Parliament has approved send two diplomat teams to the countries.

Ah-Tah: Whatever you say. They'll arrive tomorrow morning.

[Ulan-Ata]

Kirajevo, North Milenia, UAOZ
(formerly Kirajevo, Milenian Democratic Republic)
UAAF Headquarters
January 15, 2017
1030

"You got something?" - Lieutenant Commander Radovan Trào Yamura nervously asked.
"Well … I hope so." Colonel Branislav Stavrović seemed even more nervous - and tired. Obviously he had not had a single minute of sleep during the last night.
"You hope? So, are there result you can present now, or are there not?"
"This will be shown very soon. I got my best expert here - he's in the computer room."
"Who's it?"
"Our supreme nerd, as we call him. Lieutenant Tömörbaatar Seseer. He finds you anything out there - even if it may not exist."
"Why did it take so long, sir?" Yamura asked.
"The Lieutenants Seseer and Fujioka had to get here from their home base in Nanayama, sir. And they also spent the whole night trying to get into this."
"And they are from the SSI?"
"Yes sir. Probably the best secret service employees we currently have available."
"Why haven't I been informed about two secret service agents entering my base?"
"Well - it was secret, sir."
Yamura sighed. "I'm getting an idea of what this is going into. Now, fine. Bring me to them immediately, Comrade Colonel."
"Yes sir."

Lieutenant Tömörbaatar Seseer was 23 years old, Mongolian, and wore typical glasses with a think black spectacle frame. He sat on his seat, looking highly concentrated, and downright mistreated the keyboard. - In opposite of him, 19-year-old Kyouko Fujioka did practically the same. She had a cup of coffee standing next to her mouse, which seemed to be so strong that you could smell it through the whole room.
Yamura and Stavrović entered the room.
Kyouko loosely saluted. "Dobro jutro drugovi" - she said. Despite being Japanese, she obviously had gotten used to automatically speak Serbian in service. Obviously she had served longer than one might guess by her age.
Seseer did not react at all.
"How's the search going?" - Yamura asked.
"Those guys really thought about everything." Kyouko stopped for a moment, looked onto the screen more closely, and started hacking again.
"I got something, comrades" - Seseer said.
Yamura pulled his eyebrows up.
"It's just a first track, but better than nothing. I could trace one BikiMeaks user back to Todendorf, in the east of Leonoria."
"Yes, I know where that is."
"Gonna send the colleagues Dragan Kostić and Kenji Shimbou there. They are currently in Koldingersiel, it's not that far. Gonna tell them to drive as fast as they can."
"Should not be the problem in Leonoria, with their freeways and bullet cars" - Stavrović said. "Yamura-doushi, you should call Chancellor Polak. She needs to give orders to the border police and whatever else they got."
"One track only?" - Yamura asked.
"No sir, comrade sir, we've also managed to get into the encryption system of that Tor browser. And the heart of BikiMeaks. We're up to know our enemies very soon."
"Tömör, you got the exact position in Todendorf?" - Kyouko asked.
"Wait a second ... yeah, I got it. Time for some action."