Worlds Collide
also perhaps titled
Night falls quickly in the Tropics
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The Promenade
Miopolis, Mideane
Five days previously
The first man was Sir Alistair Freman, who, quite besides being aware of all that, was at that moment considering the sea breeze. He knew very well that no matter how good a metaphor it might be for Ausitorian influence, the only reason the refreshing sea breeze blew this way was because of meteorological conditions largely influenced by the rotation of the earth, as all other things being equal, sea breezes normally only happened when the ocean was warmer than the land, which was decidedly not the case in the tropics. Such things were what a Chattakang special agent like himself was trained to know, in case he had to find his way to a beach at the dead of night, but then all Chattakang special agents were expected to be well educated, so he had known it already, from some long forgotten ladybug book in primary school or something.
The second man was Governor Abba Selaphim, who was too mentally contorted for such idle thoughts. No doubt he would think it rather frivolous of me for having included them at all, for even though I have left a lot out, I have already belittled his great morale effort with the dazzling sense of perspective that a glimpse of infinity can provide. He knew that starting a rebellion would result in deaths; and while he was the sort of person who believed that the ends justified the means, he still preferred less devastating means where possible: the lesser of two evils.
“It’s time, isn’t it?” asked Alistair, spotting his friend’s reflection, and correctly deducing the reasoning for it.
“We’re ready,” replied the Governor with a sigh.
“We’ll start shipping in the Pandas* then,” replied Alistair, dourly. “One week should suffice.”
Life could be so much simpler if we never left the ivory towers. (Although it might be even simpler if we had never entered them in the first place).
*The Profligate Pandas (see stub), a secretive organization for some of the Ausitoria’s secrets.
The People’s Palace
Qa-Rasamal, Jadiyya
Five minutes ago
But history is littered with so many examples that you can guess at all that; now, great things are happening, and nobody has any time for history. The rulers, like a farmyard full of animals, are in it for what they could get out of it: all people are equal, and some are more equal than others.
“Rumours are circulating of a number of Chattakang agents in Mideane, your excellency,” said some humble functionary, scurrying up to the dictator, who was sitting on his throne and eating chocolate coins.
“Capitalist pigs!” replied the dictator, who liked to make simple replies like that. Let us introduce him. Barth Sanidas II, General of Jadiyya; short, fat, and very unforgiving of anybody who pointed either fact out. Not the sharpest of minds, but very expensively educated. “Tell me something new,” he said, reaching for his rum and coke. Of such hypocrisy are caricatures made.
“Our deputy chief Party Official is very worried, he thinks the Governor or someone close might be involved.”
“-WHAT?” roared the General, spilling his drink. “Abba Selaphim? Abba? Abba!?”
He stopped speaking, because he had run out of things to say. He had known Abba since childhood, counted him as a friend among those coastal libertarians (accursed be their name), and finally seen him as a suitable appointee to government. There had been a lot of trouble in the province, all those middle-class stuffed up popinjays bleating on about how hard life was, and demanding autonomy; and even worse, party officials going local. So he had sent Abba to clean them all up.
“Wasn’t that what the last official said?” he asked, remembering. Abba had found out several of the local officers were traitors, but one in particular had got away and had insisted upon sending messages saying that Abba was the true traitor. He could not believe it! And yet he paused.
If this was a plot, he was in grave danger. Palace plots were not unknown; he had ousted his brother by one. It was time to find someone who would put a stop to these liberals for once and for all. Sonshu.
“Get me the Foreign Minister,” he said testily, standing up and letting the remains of his drink shower down off his robes all over the floor. “And another drink,” he added, as he stormed off to the meeting room.
Secret Communication
From: The People’s Republic of Jaddiya
To: The People’s Republic of Sonshu
Dear Sirs,
It appears that Ausitorian agents may be moving to start a rebellion in our forever errant province Mideane. As one communist to another, would you please fly in some forces to help out? And I’m sure we can discuss some oil contracts.
Yours sincerely,
Barth Sanidas II, President-General of all Jadiyya, Party Chairman, Defender of Workers, People's friend, etc.
[OOC note: Please note that Jaddiya is rubbish at encryption. Provided your nation has any reasonable cyber capacity, reading that letter is about as easy as trick or treating.]
Edit: Evidently I still can't spell for toffee.