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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 5:45 pm

Vulkata wrote:I feel like both Yalkovic and McKnock would have a peace treaty seeing the hell on both countries.

Is a peace treaty good enough for you guys?


Nonsense!

Keep up the killing guys! :)

Also, Topkekkia has thought me a wonderful lesson, learn how to take a hit.
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Postby New Aeyariss » Sat Jun 04, 2016 5:46 pm

Asigna wrote:
Vulkata wrote:I feel like both Yalkovic and McKnock would have a peace treaty seeing the hell on both countries.

Is a peace treaty good enough for you guys?


Nonsense!

Keep up the killing guys! :)

Also, Topkekkia has thought me a wonderful lesson, learn how to take a hit.


Bueno. I am about to test that.
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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 5:51 pm

New Aeyariss wrote:
Asigna wrote:
Nonsense!

Keep up the killing guys! :)

Also, Topkekkia has thought me a wonderful lesson, learn how to take a hit.


Bueno. I am about to test that.


No. Stay sick. Jk
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Postby Victoriala » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:10 pm

Hey guys should I turn some of earlier posts into comics because I'm lazy to write shit
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Postby Topkekkia » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:10 pm

Asigna wrote:
Vulkata wrote:I feel like both Yalkovic and McKnock would have a peace treaty seeing the hell on both countries.

Is a peace treaty good enough for you guys?


Nonsense!

Keep up the killing guys! :)

Also, Topkekkia has thought me a wonderful lesson, learn how to take a hit.

I couldn't realistically handle that shitstorm you threw at me.
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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:11 pm

Topkekkia wrote:
Asigna wrote:
Nonsense!

Keep up the killing guys! :)

Also, Topkekkia has thought me a wonderful lesson, learn how to take a hit.

I couldn't realistically handle that shitstorm you threw at me.


Believe me i had once encountered the same situation... Okay... Maybe not once... Twice... I lost count. :p

Victoriala wrote:Hey guys should I turn some of earlier posts into comics because I'm lazy to write shit


Fuck yeah.
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Postby Victoriala » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:12 pm

Asigna wrote:
Topkekkia wrote:I couldn't realistically handle that shitstorm you threw at me.


Believe me i had once encountered the same situation... Okay... Maybe not once... Twice... I lost count. :p

Victoriala wrote:Hey guys should I turn some of earlier posts into comics because I'm lazy to write shit


Fuck yeah.

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Postby New Aeyariss » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:16 pm

Im assuming your J-16s would be only checking the area where the surface fleet was attacked?

Even if they weren't, pretty sure my Tu-160 would reach the site of your sub (assuming the torpedoes infired at it doesnt end it completely), fuck it up, and then bail with just enough time to get back over the mainland. And the unmarked helicopters will be flying sea-level with their radar/transmitter/thingmabob turned off making them harder to detect as they pick yp the crew and the sub gets blown into 38362822628266 fragments of chemical waste... although helicopters are slower than planes, they should be pretty close to my fleet by time your J-16s arrive, so I could blast them out the sky. At this point, only my carrier based aircraft/helicopters and a all ground based helicopters, attack, fighter and bomber aircraft (excluding a few certain ones with no identification and all grey) arent in their peacekeeping livery.

Man I thought this through.


What is the type of the sub, it's depth and speed? Believe me, IR is not really best way to do ASW...
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Postby Bahtar » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:11 pm

lel

my chengdu fighter trainers are reinforcing the battle asigna

when is ur post cumming up?
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Postby Zhouran » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:11 pm

Topkekkia wrote:I just woke up and read Asigna's post. I'm fucked. GG, I'll start producing jamming missiles in the future, that's pretty brilliant.

Dude, there is NO such thing as a jamming missile. Modern-day AShMs have frequency-hopping capabilities. Some would even have home-on-jam capabilities.

Asigna didn't even know such concept existed and he even went has as far as asking me if a missile can use several frequencies for guidance at the same time (which is unrealistic and not possible). Please before making a weapon, you have to learn about it first.
Chkalovsk wrote:Torpedo might graze the submarine, but I assume we have enough time to manoeuvre.

Actually, there are modern-day torpedoes that can turn back around if they miss their targets.

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Postby Zhouran » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:12 pm

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Chkalovsk wrote:Same altitude/depth/whatever?

More or less. A few meters difference at most.

Do keep in mind that they're actually pretty close to each other.

Doesn't your taskforce use the Type 093 submarine?

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Postby Sevevill » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:16 pm

Bahtar wrote:lel

my chengdu fighter trainers are reinforcing the battle asigna

when is ur post cumming up?



My post will never CUM

CUM, YOU SAID CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMING NOT CUMMING.
Sorry that was out done I just thought i would warn u
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Postby New Aeyariss » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:17 pm

Actually, there are modern-day torpedoes that can turn back around if they miss their targets.


Does not mean they hit the target successfully. It all depends on factors such as range, target speed, etc. There exists concept of TDZ (torpedo danger zone) in submarine operations, which is a range from which torpedo can successfully engage a target.
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Postby Zhouran » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:19 pm

New Aeyariss wrote:Does not mean they hit the target successfully. It all depends on factors such as range, target speed, etc. There exists concept of TDZ (torpedo danger zone) in submarine operations, which is a range from which torpedo can successfully engage a target.

>implying that zhou thinks any torpedo launch is a 100% guarantee success

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Postby New Aeyariss » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:20 pm

Sevevill wrote:
Bahtar wrote:lel

my chengdu fighter trainers are reinforcing the battle asigna

when is ur post cumming up?



My post will never CUM

CUM, YOU SAID CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMING NOT CUMMING.
Sorry that was out done I just thought i would warn u


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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:24 pm

Bahtar wrote:lel

my chengdu fighter trainers are reinforcing the battle asigna

when is ur post cumming up?


It's sunday. I am mostly passive on sundays. I havent took my bath and sang to my plants yet.
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Postby Zhouran » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:25 pm

Asigna wrote:
Bahtar wrote:lel

my chengdu fighter trainers are reinforcing the battle asigna

when is ur post cumming up?


It's sunday. I am mostly passive on sundays. I havent took my bath and sang to my plants yet.

Are you sure it's not because you have church and religious services to do? :lol2:

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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:27 pm

Zhouran wrote:
Asigna wrote:
It's sunday. I am mostly passive on sundays. I havent took my bath and sang to my plants yet.

Are you sure it's not because you have church and religious services to do? :lol2:


No. We don't go to church that often. There are better things to do. :p
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Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

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Postby Zhouran » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:30 pm

Asigna wrote:No. We don't go to church that often. There are better things to do. :p

My family only goes to church if its some silly pinoy religious festival/whatever. :rofl:

"Mu... muh pinoy catholicism."

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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:32 pm

Zhouran wrote:
Asigna wrote:No. We don't go to church that often. There are better things to do. :p

My family only goes to church if its some silly pinoy religious festival/whatever. :rofl:

"Mu... muh pinoy catholicism."


I do those things for he sake of traditions (Visita iglesia is fun bleh) not belief. Hihihoohoohaha. :p
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Postby Bahtar » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:32 pm

Kk
I'll prepare more sarin to be dropped onto Vulkata.
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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:35 pm

Bahtar wrote:Kk
I'll prepare more sarin to be dropped onto Vulkata.


Hold on. Lets finish the battle first.
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Postby Zhouran » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:35 pm

Asigna wrote:I do those things for he sake of traditions (Visita iglesia is fun bleh) not belief. Hihihoohoohaha. :p

I'm not religious. However I see religion as an important factor in tradition.

Also, ewww Iglesia ni Christo.

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Postby Esgonia » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:38 pm

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Postby Asigna » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:39 pm

Zhouran wrote:
Asigna wrote:I do those things for he sake of traditions (Visita iglesia is fun bleh) not belief. Hihihoohoohaha. :p

I'm not religious. However I see religion as an important factor in tradition.

Also, ewww Iglesia ni Christo.


Simple minded aussie traitor. 'visita Iglesia' is a tradition in HOLY WEEK which means 'Visiting churches'. ;) :p
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Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
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