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Postby Zhouran » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:46 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:Because there's a fuckton of them on GE&T I'm going to make it famous by making it only 6.4m long like 1 m short of most modern APCs

Fuck practicality a thing people laugh at you for is the best

Make it skinny in width also.

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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:47 am

Zhouran wrote:
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:Because there's a fuckton of them on GE&T I'm going to make it famous by making it only 6.4m long like 1 m short of most modern APCs

Fuck practicality a thing people laugh at you for is the best

Make it skinny in width also.

2.76m is it enough

nvm tiger tank was shorter
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:48 am

What can i do if i can't join the conference?
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Postby Zhouran » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:50 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:
Zhouran wrote:Make it skinny in width also.

2.76m is it enough

nvm tiger tank was shorter

Is it an APC you're designing?

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Postby Vulkata II » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:53 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:What can i do if i can't join the conference?

Send a note or email
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:55 am

Vulkata II wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:What can i do if i can't join the conference?

Send a note or email

Like what?
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:55 am

Zhouran wrote:
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:2.76m is it enough

nvm tiger tank was shorter

Is it an APC you're designing?

multirole armoured vehicle platform
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Postby Zhouran » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:55 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:multirole armoured vehicle platform

As in modular?

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Postby Vulkata II » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:03 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Vulkata II wrote:Send a note or email

Like what?

I'm in mobile but like:dear friendd i can't make it
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Postby Common Territories » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:24 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:I'm trying to make an armoured vehicle that will sell

Because there's a fuckton of them on GE&T I'm going to make it famous by making it only 6.4m long like 1 m short of most modern APCs

Fuck practicality a thing people laugh at you for is the best

(also a painful allusion to asian sizes on...practically everything)


An APC doesn't get famous for being tiny (and racist designed for 'Asians'. APC become famous for being well designed and well written about. Making it short, low height, or thin just makes it weaker in most cases anyways. FYI, I suggest for height something between 2-2.5 meters high - less tall the better, just a tip ;)

Edit: Also, is this still an RP OOC Thread? All I see is mostly spam the last few pages...
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Postby Asigna » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:34 am

Common Territories wrote:
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:I'm trying to make an armoured vehicle that will sell

Because there's a fuckton of them on GE&T I'm going to make it famous by making it only 6.4m long like 1 m short of most modern APCs

Fuck practicality a thing people laugh at you for is the best

(also a painful allusion to asian sizes on...practically everything)


An APC doesn't get famous for being tiny (and racist designed for 'Asians'. APC become famous for being well designed and well written about. Making it short, low height, or thin just makes it weaker in most cases anyways. FYI, I suggest for height something between 2-2.5 meters high - less tall the better, just a tip ;)

Edit: Also, is this still an RP OOC Thread? All I see is mostly spam the last few pages...

This has become the OOC thread for all the events related to the UCI such as the conference.
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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:37 am

Common Territories wrote:
Neo Philippine Empire wrote:Still can't reach Trillions.

Maybe payment plans? Though as someone who does make trillions regularly, just saying "I have oil" is equal to "Excuse for why this makes sense." No one should really do that, honestly. You could fart out oil all you want but if you don't have established trade, someone buys it and you sell with the end resulting in profits higher than price of operation, it's pointless to have said resource and business.

Bahtar wrote:I don't purchase everything with just oil money lmao

We have other industries. Saudi's GDP is already over 1 trillion. With UAE (not Dubai, sorry) and Qatar we have an economy of a few trillions. We're basically a federation of the Arab states.

GDP isn't an indication of how much a country's government can spend on anything - GDP is Gross Domestic Production, meaning it's how much your country (not the government alone by any means, or at all) produces in wealth. Your spending money is equal to what your government can collect either through taxes, anything it owns, and theft (though I guess most tax can be said to be theft, am I right?). For example, if you look at the US' GDP right now on Wiki we have a GDP of about $17 Trillion during 2015 spending period. Now if you've been keeping up on government spending you'd know that our budget usually hovers around the $1 Trillion to a couple trillion dollar mark (Budgets change so it's not a static figure by any means). So by your logic the US Government would have spent $17 Trillion in 2015 rather then the $3.688 Trillion it actually spent. Granted, the US wastes at least 1/3 of that or more (trust me, I've done enough research on the subject) on its entire budget. That includes everything from the military (which military acquisitions are listed under), healthcare, and social programs. Either you're extremely rich to be able to spend such a high figure (based on your GDP I mean) or you're just shooting numbers that sound good.

Vulkata II wrote:Zhouran,Asigna,Common,etc how much did a Bathar waste on your storefront?

Also i prefer Corpa's police co. For police use, that reminds me

None, because people from Atlas are banned from my storefronts for the many... actions they've taken in recent times against myself and people I consider friends. To be honest, I probably make more money then him in oil and the storefront I sell through has been left alone for years now, give or take from private sales for IC reasons.

Well, Bahtar's industries are all nationalized and we have a 100% tax rate. Bahtari military budget is just about 3000 billion dollars, but we only spent 600 billion on our emergency defense spending. We are rather, very rich. But for most of the stuff on non-Zhouranese storefronts we uses payment plans indeed.
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Postby Saradena » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:50 am

Everyone here is buying new stuff from storefronts.
Meanwhile I'm making my own indigenous aircraft that is basically an F/A-18 and an F-22 merged together.
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Postby Common Territories » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:53 am

Bahtar wrote:
Common Territories wrote:Maybe payment plans? Though as someone who does make trillions regularly, just saying "I have oil" is equal to "Excuse for why this makes sense." No one should really do that, honestly. You could fart out oil all you want but if you don't have established trade, someone buys it and you sell with the end resulting in profits higher than price of operation, it's pointless to have said resource and business.


GDP isn't an indication of how much a country's government can spend on anything - GDP is Gross Domestic Production, meaning it's how much your country (not the government alone by any means, or at all) produces in wealth. Your spending money is equal to what your government can collect either through taxes, anything it owns, and theft (though I guess most tax can be said to be theft, am I right?). For example, if you look at the US' GDP right now on Wiki we have a GDP of about $17 Trillion during 2015 spending period. Now if you've been keeping up on government spending you'd know that our budget usually hovers around the $1 Trillion to a couple trillion dollar mark (Budgets change so it's not a static figure by any means). So by your logic the US Government would have spent $17 Trillion in 2015 rather then the $3.688 Trillion it actually spent. Granted, the US wastes at least 1/3 of that or more (trust me, I've done enough research on the subject) on its entire budget. That includes everything from the military (which military acquisitions are listed under), healthcare, and social programs. Either you're extremely rich to be able to spend such a high figure (based on your GDP I mean) or you're just shooting numbers that sound good.


None, because people from Atlas are banned from my storefronts for the many... actions they've taken in recent times against myself and people I consider friends. To be honest, I probably make more money then him in oil and the storefront I sell through has been left alone for years now, give or take from private sales for IC reasons.

Well, Bahtar's industries are all nationalized and we have a 100% tax rate. Bahtari military budget is just about 3000 billion dollars, but we only spent 600 billion on our emergency defense spending. We are rather, very rich. But for most of the stuff on non-Zhouranese storefronts we uses payment plans indeed.

How do you have a military budget the size of your GDP? That's impossible unless you literally spend nothing on anything else - which if you did you wouldn't exactly be running smoothly as a country... And how do you under spend a budget like that? The people who made a budget so lopsided it's under spent by two trillion four hundred billion dollars should be executed.

Saradena wrote:Everyone here is buying new stuff from storefronts.
Meanwhile I'm making my own indigenous aircraft that is basically an F/A-18 and an F-22 merged together.

Do explain how you're merging two totally different aircraft into one?

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Postby Saradena » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:00 am

Common Territories wrote:
Saradena wrote:Everyone here is buying new stuff from storefronts.
Meanwhile I'm making my own indigenous aircraft that is basically an F/A-18 and an F-22 merged together.

Do explain how you're merging two totally different aircraft into one?

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Postby Vesilen Island » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:05 am

Saradena wrote:
Common Territories wrote:Do explain how you're merging two totally different aircraft into one?

Gaze at the horrors that is my idea


Something's wrong.. I can't put my finger on it


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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:40 am

Common Territories wrote:
Bahtar wrote:Well, Bahtar's industries are all nationalized and we have a 100% tax rate. Bahtari military budget is just about 3000 billion dollars, but we only spent 600 billion on our emergency defense spending. We are rather, very rich. But for most of the stuff on non-Zhouranese storefronts we uses payment plans indeed.

How do you have a military budget the size of your GDP? That's impossible unless you literally spend nothing on anything else - which if you did you wouldn't exactly be running smoothly as a country... And how do you under spend a budget like that? The people who made a budget so lopsided it's under spent by two trillion four hundred billion dollars should be executed.

Saradena wrote:Everyone here is buying new stuff from storefronts.
Meanwhile I'm making my own indigenous aircraft that is basically an F/A-18 and an F-22 merged together.

Do explain how you're merging two totally different aircraft into one?

Why would that be impossible? It's 10% of the Bahtari GDP.
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Postby The United Remnants of America » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:47 am

Bahtar wrote:
Common Territories wrote:How do you have a military budget the size of your GDP? That's impossible unless you literally spend nothing on anything else - which if you did you wouldn't exactly be running smoothly as a country... And how do you under spend a budget like that? The people who made a budget so lopsided it's under spent by two trillion four hundred billion dollars should be executed.


Do explain how you're merging two totally different aircraft into one?

Why would that be impossible? It's 10% of the Bahtari GDP.

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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:51 am

The United Remnants of America wrote:
Bahtar wrote:Why would that be impossible? It's 10% of the Bahtari GDP.

I'm no longer sure you understand how a government is supposed to operate.

xD

I just realized I put 3000 billion instead of 300 trillion!
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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:52 am

Oh god, I meant 300 billion!

We exceeded our budget by 300 billion, which is why we went with payment plans and loans. :p
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Postby The United Remnants of America » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:53 am

Bahtar wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm no longer sure you understand how a government is supposed to operate.

xD

I just realized I put 3000 billion instead of 300 trillion!

That isn't what I meant.

You're setting aside literally 100% of your country's everything for a single purpose and using only a fraction off it, meaning the rest either goes to waste, is probably pocketed by a corrupt official, or sits in an account accumulating and never being used.

Meanwhile, that money goes to literally nothing else.

You're not running a country, you're running a shit-tier clone of a Lyran nation.

Bahtar wrote:Oh god, I meant 300 billion!

We exceeded our budget by 300 billion, which is why we went with payment plans and loans. :p


While this answers some of the above, it still doesn't change the final point.
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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:55 am

The United Remnants of America wrote:
Bahtar wrote:xD

I just realized I put 3000 billion instead of 300 trillion!

That isn't what I meant.

You're setting aside literally 100% of your country's everything for a single purpose and using only a fraction off it, meaning the rest either goes to waste, is probably pocketed by a corrupt official, or sits in an account accumulating and never being used.

Meanwhile, that money goes to literally nothing else.

You're not running a country, you're running a shit-tier clone of a Lyran nation.

No, no no. 300 billion is used for defense budget, while everything else is the other things.
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Postby The United Remnants of America » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:56 am

Bahtar wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:That isn't what I meant.

You're setting aside literally 100% of your country's everything for a single purpose and using only a fraction off it, meaning the rest either goes to waste, is probably pocketed by a corrupt official, or sits in an account accumulating and never being used.

Meanwhile, that money goes to literally nothing else.

You're not running a country, you're running a shit-tier clone of a Lyran nation.

No, no no. 300 billion is used for defense budget, while everything else is the other things.

So 300 billion to defense. 2,700 billion goes to the rest of the government for other budgets since you're purely communist?
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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:57 am

The United Remnants of America wrote:
Bahtar wrote:No, no no. 300 billion is used for defense budget, while everything else is the other things.

So 300 billion to defense. 2,700 billion goes to the rest of the government for other budgets since you're purely communist?

Yes. I accidentally put my entire GDP as defense.
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