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Vulkata
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Postby Vulkata » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:34 am

Bahtar wrote:
Esgonia wrote:"Hey look, a civilian cargo aircraft moving towards our airspace from out of nowhere directly in the heat of battle with no schedule or any flight paths marked on our air control systems. Surely that's not suspicious or anything!"

Not into the heat of battle, we're planning to strike somewhere else in Vulkata. The plane will simply fly into the airspace, do normal shit, and then something falls out into the plane into Homedale.

Now that i can deal with and cool with
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Postby Topkekkia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:35 am

Vulkata wrote:
Bahtar wrote:Not into the heat of battle, we're planning to strike somewhere else in Vulkata. The plane will simply fly into the airspace, do normal shit, and then something falls out into the plane into Homedale.

Now that i can deal with and cool with

O shit, better 9/11 it.
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Postby Asigna » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:35 am

Bahtar wrote:
Asigna wrote:Oh come on, it's like a KML airliner would willingfully fly above Syria. :p

MH-17 flew over Ukraine.


It's time to suggest implementing biometrics WORLDWIDE.
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Postby Topkekkia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:36 am

Asigna wrote:
Bahtar wrote:MH-17 flew over Ukraine.


It's time to suggest implementing biometrics WORLDWIDE.

Calm down there ingsoc
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Postby Esgonia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:36 am

Bahtar wrote:
Esgonia wrote:"Hey look, a civilian cargo aircraft moving towards our airspace from out of nowhere directly in the heat of battle with no schedule or any flight paths marked on our air control systems. Surely that's not suspicious or anything!"

Not into the heat of battle, we're planning to strike somewhere else in Vulkata. The plane will simply fly into the airspace, do normal shit, and then something falls out into the plane into Homedale.

It'd still be suspicious, as to why the aircraft wouldn't just divert onto clearer airspace knowing that there's a war going on and the risk of getting shot down is high.

Then again Vulkata only has P-51s and I could barely imagine that catching up.
And then again, I have Type-3 Chu SAMs already stationed at the Airport.
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Postby Zhouran » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:37 am

Asigna wrote:
Bahtar wrote:MH-17 flew over Ukraine.


It's time to suggest implementing biometrics WORLDWIDE.

The Federation has already did that with help from Baolei Solutions. From firearm triggers to even smartphones, we implemented biometrics cos we're a totalitarian regime :p

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Bahtar
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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:37 am

Vulkata wrote:
Bahtar wrote:Not into the heat of battle, we're planning to strike somewhere else in Vulkata. The plane will simply fly into the airspace, do normal shit, and then something falls out into the plane into Homedale.

Now that i can deal with and cool with

"Vulkata ATC to Air African Cargo, uh, your cargo door seems to have opened and stuff are falling out!"

"Oh, very sorry! Closing cargo door immediately!"

"Evacuate the area around the drop now, we don't want those cargo hitting people!"

BOOOOOOOOOOM
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Postby Asigna » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:38 am

Esgonia wrote:
Bahtar wrote:Not into the heat of battle, we're planning to strike somewhere else in Vulkata. The plane will simply fly into the airspace, do normal shit, and then something falls out into the plane into Homedale.

It'd still be suspicious, as to why the aircraft wouldn't just divert onto clearer airspace knowing that there's a war going on and the risk of getting shot down is high.

Then again Vulkata only has P-51s and I could barely imagine that catching up.
And then again, I have Type-3 Chu SAMs already stationed at the Airport.


Yeah, the Pacific ocean is pretty big. Also, i'm with you in whatever threats to UCI air sovereignty.
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The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Totalitarian Theocracy
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Postby Topkekkia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:38 am

Bahtar wrote:
Vulkata wrote:Now that i can deal with and cool with

"Vulkata ATC to Air African Cargo, uh, your cargo door seems to have opened and stuff are falling out!"

"Oh, very sorry! Closing cargo door immediately!"

"Evacuate the area around the drop now, we don't want those cargo hitting people!"

BOOOOOOOOOOM

Tbh just 9/11 it.
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Postby Zhouran » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:38 am

Esgonia wrote:
Bahtar wrote:Not into the heat of battle, we're planning to strike somewhere else in Vulkata. The plane will simply fly into the airspace, do normal shit, and then something falls out into the plane into Homedale.

It'd still be suspicious, as to why the aircraft wouldn't just divert onto clearer airspace knowing that there's a war going on and the risk of getting shot down is high.

Then again Vulkata only has P-51s and I could barely imagine that catching up.
And then again, I have Type-3 Chu SAMs already stationed at the Airport.

You have ground troops in Vulkata?

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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:39 am

Esgonia wrote:
Bahtar wrote:Not into the heat of battle, we're planning to strike somewhere else in Vulkata. The plane will simply fly into the airspace, do normal shit, and then something falls out into the plane into Homedale.

It'd still be suspicious, as to why the aircraft wouldn't just divert onto clearer airspace knowing that there's a war going on and the risk of getting shot down is high.

Then again Vulkata only has P-51s and I could barely imagine that catching up.
And then again, I have Type-3 Chu SAMs already stationed at the Airport.

But why would anyone suspect a thing? If I needed to fly to Australia from an island near Vulkata, for example.
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Asigna
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Postby Asigna » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:40 am

You guys do know this is the best place to squeeze you guys of your plans right? :p

To do subterfuge, one must shut up about subterfuge.
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Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Totalitarian Theocracy
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN
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THE HOMELAND TERRITORIES - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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Postby Zhouran » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:40 am

Bahtar wrote:
Esgonia wrote:It'd still be suspicious, as to why the aircraft wouldn't just divert onto clearer airspace knowing that there's a war going on and the risk of getting shot down is high.

Then again Vulkata only has P-51s and I could barely imagine that catching up.
And then again, I have Type-3 Chu SAMs already stationed at the Airport.

But why would anyone suspect a thing? If I needed to fly to Australia from an island near Vulkata, for example.

Just say that the navigator broke or sumthing, kinda like an Air Crash Investigation episode :p
Asigna wrote:You guys do know this is the best place to squeeze you guys of your plans right? :p

To do subterfuge, one must shut up about subterfuge.

:clap:

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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:41 am

That was what I was thinking!

There was like a fuel leak and they needed to do an emergency landing!
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Postby Esgonia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:42 am

Bahtar wrote:
Esgonia wrote:It'd still be suspicious, as to why the aircraft wouldn't just divert onto clearer airspace knowing that there's a war going on and the risk of getting shot down is high.

Then again Vulkata only has P-51s and I could barely imagine that catching up.
And then again, I have Type-3 Chu SAMs already stationed at the Airport.

But why would anyone suspect a thing? If I needed to fly to Australia from an island near Vulkata, for example.

Then you divert or go around the country.
Besides, it would probably be escorted out of the country by UCI aircraft to protect the plane.

Zhouran wrote:
Esgonia wrote:It'd still be suspicious, as to why the aircraft wouldn't just divert onto clearer airspace knowing that there's a war going on and the risk of getting shot down is high.

Then again Vulkata only has P-51s and I could barely imagine that catching up.
And then again, I have Type-3 Chu SAMs already stationed at the Airport.

You have ground troops in Vulkata?

Yeah, around 750 ground troops, with M270s and Type-3 SAMs at the ready.
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Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
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Postby Topkekkia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:42 am

Asigna wrote:You guys do know this is the best place to squeeze you guys of your plans right? :p

To do subterfuge, one must shut up about subterfuge.

Yes but if we discuss it here it avoids the "but that can't work" discussion after the fact.
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Postby Zhouran » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:43 am

Bahtar wrote:That was what I was thinking!

There was like a fuel leak and they needed to do an emergency landing!

It's understandable as to how and why a random plane flies over an unstable nation. If a plane asks for emergency landing, you have no choice but to allow them on your airspace.
Topkekkia wrote:
Asigna wrote:You guys do know this is the best place to squeeze you guys of your plans right? :p

To do subterfuge, one must shut up about subterfuge.

Yes but if we discuss it here it avoids the "but that can't work" discussion after the fact.

True

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Postby Esgonia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:44 am

Bahtar wrote:That was what I was thinking!

There was like a fuel leak and they needed to do an emergency landing!

And I just have a perfect idea on how to shoot down that aircraft of yours.
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:44 am

Esgonia wrote:
Bahtar wrote:That was what I was thinking!

There was like a fuel leak and they needed to do an emergency landing!

And I just have a perfect idea on how to shoot down that aircraft of yours.

The pilot will die, that's a fact.

But how will you know?
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Postby Asigna » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:45 am

Topkekkia wrote:
Asigna wrote:You guys do know this is the best place to squeeze you guys of your plans right? :p

To do subterfuge, one must shut up about subterfuge.

Yes but if we discuss it here it avoids the "but that can't work" discussion after the fact.

Bottom line is, people have got to stop saying:

I'm going to do this.

And instead ask technical questions: Will the transmission blah blah nerdy stuff?

We're not talking about whether or not it's possible, we're talking about whether or not it will work on damaging and fooling us. :p

Experiment guys.

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Totalitarian Theocracy
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Postby Esgonia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:47 am

Bahtar wrote:
Esgonia wrote:And I just have a perfect idea on how to shoot down that aircraft of yours.

The pilot will die, that's a fact.

But how will you know?

Remember how the Patriots had a number of incidents due to computer errors?
Yeah, I'd say something like a computer glitch misidentified it as an enemy aircraft and the crew opens fire at it,
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
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Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
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Postby Vulkata » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:47 am

Honestly i can't sleep
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
-George Patton

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.
-Adolf Hitler

Part of the American dream is to live long and die young. Only those Americans who are willing to die for their country are fit to live.
-General MacArthur

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Postby Bahtar » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:47 am

Esgonia wrote:
Bahtar wrote:The pilot will die, that's a fact.

But how will you know?

Remember how the Patriots had a number of incidents due to computer errors?
Yeah, I'd say something like a computer glitch misidentified it as an enemy aircraft and the crew opens fire at it,

That would be like the most amazing coincidence ever.

But then, if we sent out the message first?
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Postby Vulkata » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:49 am

Bahtar wrote:
Esgonia wrote:Remember how the Patriots had a number of incidents due to computer errors?
Yeah, I'd say something like a computer glitch misidentified it as an enemy aircraft and the crew opens fire at it,

That would be like the most amazing coincidence ever.

But then, if we sent out the message first?

Let him Esgonia it's too coincidental plus if we win you might be charged for shooting down a civilian aircraft without the truth
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
-George Patton

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.
-Adolf Hitler

Part of the American dream is to live long and die young. Only those Americans who are willing to die for their country are fit to live.
-General MacArthur

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Postby Asigna » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:50 am

Vulkata wrote:Honestly i can't sleep


What if you first entered such a house in the night proceeding to the bedroom where you were surrounded by angry paintings staring at you making you feel uncomfortable. They are paintings of angry people holding bloody knives. You sleep and wake up in the morning only to find out they weren't paintings....









They were windows.
NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Totalitarian Theocracy
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE HOMELAND TERRITORIES - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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