NationStates

We in Picklepoo have decided that we are going to free the slaves of The Empire of Banshee grendels from the horrible torture, canablism, and other horrific methods of suffering your nation forces upon them.
The Nation of picklepoo herby Declares War On The Empire of Banshee grendels for there inhumane acts of cruelty upon the innocent.

Signed-Yours Truely Picklepoo.

The Dominion of Sarrowquand urges that the state of Picklepoo uses caution in this endevour. There are many powerful pro-slavery states in our world. There are also strong nations that already make it their business to oppose slavery but the problem Picklepoo faces here is that escalation in such a conflict would likely endanger your nation as much as it would your enemies.

Be careful that you conduct a war against Banshee itself and not against slavery unless you wish to take such a big bite of the cake.

BFA spokesman Grey 12,464

Sarrowquand wrote:The Dominion of Sarrowquand urges that the state of Picklepoo uses caution in this endevour. There are many powerful pro-slavery states in our world. There are also strong nations that already make it their business to oppose slavery but the problem Picklepoo faces here is that escalation in such a conflict would likely endanger your nation as much as it would your enemies.

Be careful that you conduct a war against Banshee itself and not against slavery unless you wish to take such a big bite of the cake.

BFA spokesman Grey 12,464

It is not just slavery we are against its the canablistic behavore.

Whilst we would say that we believe cannibalism is ok in moderation the fact is that it is our belief that the people of Banshee may not regard themselves as, or in fact be, human. Thus it is merely a predatory act.

Sarrowquand wrote:it is our belief that the people of Banshee may not regard themselves as, or in fact be, human. Thus it is merely a predatory act.

True. We are the result of GM tech gone wrong rather then being humans.

At that hardman norns island's largist ports the war fleet was being readyed. As their nation had alawys hated banshee grendels due to thinking of them as a messed-up-science project by their own creaters the shee gone wrong the news that someone was invadeing the grendels was welcom amoung them. Their own atacks would be sailing shortly.

Leaders of Picklepoo, I, on behalf of Imperial Domtopia, would like to say that I support the general concept of your intentions. However, using violence against a nation that does not pose an immediate threat to the security of its world is an act generally considered excessive by my government. Therefore, I regret to inform you that we will not be taking part in this conflict directly, nor will we be supporting it. However, we will impose harsh economic sanctions against Banshee Grendels and gladly open up trade (including arms and munitions trade) with Picklepoo. It is our sincere wish that Banshee Grendels' regime is toppled despite the fact that we are not a military nation and do not endorse any acts that may unnecessarily endanger civilian lives. Once again, we would be happy to play a supportive non-combat role through trade and humanitarian work in the invaded country.

- Albert August, Chancellor of Imperial Domtopia

Imperial Domtopia wrote:humanitarian

Shouldn't that be grendelitarian?

The shee of Albia wrote:

Imperial Domtopia wrote:humanitarian

Shouldn't that be grendelitarian?

The grendels can most likely take care of themselves. It's the humans under their control who will be needing that aid.

Picklepoo's army is ready to move out for an all out attack on the Banshee grendels. The Navy set sail the troops are shiped out. Super Weapons are ready, Heavy armor is more than ready, and planes already flying. Troops should arrive in 2-4 days.

New estimated Arrival time 1-2 days.

The troops have arrived preping equipment for the invasion.

To: the whole nation of PicklePoo
From: Banshee grendels
If you do not withdraw your invashion force we will nuke you to radioactave ash.

Banshee grendels wrote:To: the whole nation of PicklePoo
From: Banshee grendels
If you do not withdraw your invashion force we will nuke you to radioactave ash.

From: Picklepoo
To: Banshee grendels

We thought you would say that so we have already evacuated most of our population to an allied nation. We will not be withdrawling our invasion.

The invasion force move's in plowing through the defence's air strikes are called from stratigecly marked locations the heavy infantry move in and the Navy begin fireing there heavy guns.

The War has begun.

As they landed the the Picklepoos where understandably starteled to see a small fleet of strange hovercraft-looking things flying across the water straight at them. When the pointed their wepons at the hovercrafts they slowed to a halt and the crewmembers began to disembarke. It was very hard not to giggle at the sight of them but the huge wepons they where carrying about like they knew how to use them where just somewhat out of place looking.

Standing at the base of the ruler-of-all=banshee-grendel's throne the scout's scaly knees where knocking together at the thought of what he had seen. Eaven for a grendel it was scary. "What is it?" peirced the voice for the throne. "My lord, we are being inva...""I know that!" "By the hardman norns..." This stopped the leader dead in midspeach. "The... hardman norns?" "Not those little fuzzy balls of fuzzy cuteness?" "Yes " replied the scout, "the cute fuzzy creatures that spend their nation's entire money on wepons and fight anything that moves." There was a small flood of grendels running to the nearest bomb shelter.

So what do you want me to do Pickle?

Junkyland wrote:So what do you want me to do Pickle?

(This threads in character)
To: Junkyland
From: Picklepoo

A few more fighter planes and troops or if youed want to get completly involed in the war...

Swarming down from their war-hovercrafts the hardman norns readyed their wepons for battle. The warroirs of the other nations wached as after all, it's not every day you get to see what looks like a liveing peice of some online pet game, each with anought wepons to blow up a small city.

Hardman Norns wrote:Swarming down from their war-hovercrafts the hardman norns readyed their wepons for battle. The warroirs of the other nations wached as after all, it's not every day you get to see what looks like a liveing peice of some online pet game, each with anought wepons to blow up a small city.

The heavy and light infantry began demolishing the defences along side the Norns.

Picklepoo wrote:The invasion force move's in plowing through the defence's air strikes are called from stratigecly marked locations the heavy infantry move in and the Navy begin fireing there heavy guns.

The War has begun.

((OOC: NO. No. No.

You have to actually let Grendels respond to your deployment before they're even in striking range. For God's sake, you can't just send a fleet to go and invade someone- it requires assloads of logistics, tons of time to ready and load those ships, and remember; Grendels most likely has satellites or some other form of surveillance ready. Moving an invasion force isn't something you can hide. To be honest, the preparations for invasion could be discovered by simple civilian resources, let alone the intelligence community of a nation. While the destination would be harder to find until much later, note that you told Grendels before hand that you were going to attack. Thus, he would have had time to prepare his defenses, thus making them much more effective.

Also, how exactly are those "Heavy Infantry" moving in? Are you having them swim a couple miles to the shore? Good luck having any effective large-scale fighting force do that, let alone HEAVY infantry.

You've also ignored the Grendel navy. Do you think that his ships would just sit there and let you get anywhere close to his nation? Or are you wanking a big "gap" in his Navy's power projection? Even if the case is the latter, launching an amphibious landing without establishing a secure sea region large enough is spelling suicide for your landing forces.))

Hardman Norns wrote:Swarming down from their war-hovercrafts the hardman norns readyed their wepons for battle. The warroirs of the other nations wached as after all, it's not every day you get to see what looks like a liveing peice of some online pet game, each with anought wepons to blow up a small city.

((OOC: "The warriors of other nations watched..."

Stop.

You can't RP other people's troops, plain and simple, unless they give you permission.

BTW, seeing sentient non-human beings isn't unusual on NS, pending on who you RP with. For example, my country used to have creatures not too unlike your own, but then the government declared permanent open season on them and well, they're somewhat of an endangered species in the GWO.

As for having enough weapons to blow up a small city, I'd like a detailed breakdown on said equipment. I'm skeptical of your claim, because it requires a generally large amount of explosives to take down a single large building, let alone a city.))

Picklepoo wrote:

Banshee grendels wrote:To: the whole nation of PicklePoo
From: Banshee grendels
If you do not withdraw your invashion force we will nuke you to radioactave ash.

From: Picklepoo
To: Banshee grendels

We thought you would say that so we have already evacuated most of our population to an allied nation. We will not be withdrawling our invasion.

((OOC: You didn't post that before he claimed he was going to nuke you, thus it's a case of "Ass Pull," no offense.))

The Grand World Order wrote:

Picklepoo wrote:The invasion force move's in plowing through the defence's air strikes are called from stratigecly marked locations the heavy infantry move in and the Navy begin fireing there heavy guns.

The War has begun.

((OOC: NO. No. No.

You have to actually let Grendels respond to your deployment before they're even in striking range. For God's sake, you can't just send a fleet to go and invade someone- it requires assloads of logistics, tons of time to ready and load those ships, and remember; Grendels most likely has satellites or some other form of surveillance ready. Moving an invasion force isn't something you can hide. To be honest, the preparations for invasion could be discovered by simple civilian resources, let alone the intelligence community of a nation. While the destination would be harder to find until much later, note that you told Grendels before hand that you were going to attack. Thus, he would have had time to prepare his defenses, thus making them much more effective.

Also, how exactly are those "Heavy Infantry" moving in? Are you having them swim a couple miles to the shore? Good luck having any effective large-scale fighting force do that, let alone HEAVY infantry.

You've also ignored the Grendel navy. Do you think that his ships would just sit there and let you get anywhere close to his nation? Or are you wanking a big "gap" in his Navy's power projection? Even if the case is the latter, launching an amphibious landing without establishing a secure sea region large enough is spelling suicide for your landing forces.))

Hardman Norns wrote:Swarming down from their war-hovercrafts the hardman norns readyed their wepons for battle. The warroirs of the other nations wached as after all, it's not every day you get to see what looks like a liveing peice of some online pet game, each with anought wepons to blow up a small city.

((OOC: "The warriors of other nations watched..."

Stop.

You can't RP other people's troops, plain and simple, unless they give you permission.

BTW, seeing sentient non-human beings isn't unusual on NS, pending on who you RP with. For example, my country used to have creatures not too unlike your own, but then the government declared permanent open season on them and well, they're somewhat of an endangered species in the GWO.

As for having enough weapons to blow up a small city, I'd like a detailed breakdown on said equipment. I'm skeptical of your claim, because it requires a generally large amount of explosives to take down a single large building, let alone a city.))

Picklepoo wrote:

Banshee grendels wrote:To: the whole nation of PicklePoo
From: Banshee grendels
If you do not withdraw your invashion force we will nuke you to radioactave ash.

From: Picklepoo
To: Banshee grendels

We thought you would say that so we have already evacuated most of our population to an allied nation. We will not be withdrawling our invasion.

((OOC: You didn't post that before he claimed he was going to nuke you,
thus it's a case of "Ass Pull," no offense.))

ooc:He tells almost every one whos against him hes going to Nuke them and if you were to see my DEFCON I was geting ready for this before I declared war and I bought (and waited for them to arrive) 300 heavy artilary tanks. Also I may have left out how the heavy infantry got there but I said "and the troops shiped out" It also took them an estimated 5 and a half days to arrive.
That should resond to most of your critsim.