Of Gods and Emperors(ENDED)

[Topkekkia]

Well North USA is open, as is Australia.
Though I'd recommend getting Columbia for you.

Any particular reasons for that recommendation?

Right next to a very messy civil war. As for why not the US, the US isn't near any actual conflict, and has these big oceans to protect it.

[Togeria]

Oh please, it's not that messy.

[Topkekkia]

Oh please, it's not that messy.

You're lynching royalty in broad daylight.

[China and South Korea]

Topkek, my man, please provide me with the latest intel of the IC thread from start to finish so I can pretend like I read all of them.

(In other words, between work and NationStates, I can't read Wall-of-Text.)

[Topkekkia]

Topkek, my man, please provide me with the latest intel of the IC thread from start to finish so I can pretend like I read all of them.

(In other words, between work and NationStates, I can't read Wall-of-Text.)

Togeria is imploding, Turkey is experiencing symptoms of kebab-removal, and Feng is secretly plotting an invasion of Iraq. Meanwhile, my men are running around stirring up a storm in Nigeria, while at the same time other ones are working to make Togeria even more of a mess. Also M I G R A N T R P G T E A M S

[Togeria]

Oh please, it's not that messy.

You're lynching royalty in broad daylight.

1. It's by his hands not his neck.

2. Wouldn't you?

[China and South Korea]

Topkek, my man, please provide me with the latest intel of the IC thread from start to finish so I can pretend like I read all of them.

(In other words, between work and NationStates, I can't read Wall-of-Text.)

Togeria is imploding, Turkey is experiencing symptoms of kebab-removal, and Feng is secretly plotting an invasion of Iraq. Meanwhile, my men are running around stirring up a storm in Nigeria, while at the same time other ones are working to make Togeria even more of a mess. Also M I G R A N T R P G T E A M S

The fuck are Migrant RPG Teams?

Other than that; yes, got it.

[Togeria]

Togeria is imploding, Turkey is experiencing symptoms of kebab-removal, and Feng is secretly plotting an invasion of Iraq. Meanwhile, my men are running around stirring up a storm in Nigeria, while at the same time other ones are working to make Togeria even more of a mess. Also M I G R A N T R P G T E A M S

The fuck are Migrant RPG Teams?

Other than that; yes, got it.

I blasted 4 in my king's dome.

[Great Feng]

Don't mind me, you guys can post whenever, just watching funny minecraft parody youtube videos.

[Topkekkia]

You're lynching royalty in broad daylight.

1. It's by his hands not his neck.

2. Wouldn't you?

A lynching is still a lynching, no matter how it's done. And I don't know enough about the situation to say whether I would or wouldn't. There is such a thing as a benevolent dictator. Either way, the happening is in full swing.

Togeria is imploding, Turkey is experiencing symptoms of kebab-removal, and Feng is secretly plotting an invasion of Iraq. Meanwhile, my men are running around stirring up a storm in Nigeria, while at the same time other ones are working to make Togeria even more of a mess. Also M I G R A N T R P G T E A M S

The fuck are Migrant RPG Teams?

Other than that; yes, got it.

Migrant RPG teams are migrant RPG teams and I have no idea why he mentioned them. Migrants aren't doing terrorist activities nearly as often as he'd like to think.

[Togeria]

I'd say it's about time to post more about the war.

[Togeria]

Before I do however, what's the timescale?

[New Mushroom Kingdom]

This may or may not violate the laws of physics, but numbers can be adjusted anyway.
Application:
Name of nation OOC'ly: New Mushroom Kingdom
Name of IC nation: ^
Allies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): N/A
Enemies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Trade partners(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Nations being sanctioned/Embargoed(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Population: 94,793,465
GDP(National): 2,638,210,385,075 mushroom coins
GDP(Per Capita): 27,831 mushroom coins
Active Military Personnel: 460,468
Reserve Military Personnel: 1,074,427
Primary ethnicity: White. (Canonically it'd be mushroom-people but that is not often-used in RP for obvious reasons)
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy
Current Head of State: Shroom Emperor Napoleon II
Current Head of Government: De jure same as above, De facto Regent Vince.
Primary Religion: Government is religion-agnostic, but it's likely Christanity. Maybe some people follow the Church off Maxwellism from the SCP Foundation wiki because I like them and it seems interesting.
Map claim: Columbia.
Are you ready to be active? Yes
Are you willing to post your nation's information on IIWIKI?: Likely not - I don't have stuff written down in sufficient detail.
RP Sample: I'm in the Capilean RP about Communists or you could browse through my post history.

[Great Feng]

This may or may not violate the laws of physics, but numbers can be adjusted anyway.
Application:
Name of nation OOC'ly: New Mushroom Kingdom
Name of IC nation: ^
Allies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): N/A
Enemies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Trade partners(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Nations being sanctioned/Embargoed(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Population: 947,934,658
GDP(National): 26,382,103,850,754.80 mushroom coins
GDP(Per Capita): 27,831.14 mushroom coins
Active Military Personnel: 4,604,687
Reserve Military Personnel: 10,744,270
Primary ethnicity: White. (Canonically it'd be mushroom-people but that is not often-used in RP for obvious reasons)
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy
Current Head of State: Shroom Emperor Napoleon II
Current Head of Government: De jure same as above, De facto Regent Vince.
Primary Religion: Government is religion-agnostic, but it's likely Christanity. Maybe some people follow the Church off Maxwellism from the SCP Foundation wiki because I like them and it seems interesting.
Map claim: Columbia.
Are you ready to be active? Yes
Are you willing to post your nation's information on IIWIKI?: Likely not - I don't have stuff written down in sufficient detail.
RP Sample: I'm in the Capilean RP about Communists or you could browse through my post history.

that's....... a lot of people, GDP, and everything tbh.
Too unrealistic.
Sorry....

[Topkekkia]

This may or may not violate the laws of physics, but numbers can be adjusted anyway.
Application:
Name of nation OOC'ly: New Mushroom Kingdom
Name of IC nation: ^
Allies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): N/A
Enemies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Trade partners(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Nations being sanctioned/Embargoed(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Population: 947,934,658
GDP(National): 26,382,103,850,754.80 mushroom coins
GDP(Per Capita): 27,831.14 mushroom coins
Active Military Personnel: 4,604,687
Reserve Military Personnel: 10,744,270
Primary ethnicity: White. (Canonically it'd be mushroom-people but that is not often-used in RP for obvious reasons)
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy
Current Head of State: Shroom Emperor Napoleon II
Current Head of Government: De jure same as above, De facto Regent Vince.
Primary Religion: Government is religion-agnostic, but it's likely Christanity. Maybe some people follow the Church off Maxwellism from the SCP Foundation wiki because I like them and it seems interesting.
Map claim: Columbia.
Are you ready to be active? Yes
Are you willing to post your nation's information on IIWIKI?: Likely not - I don't have stuff written down in sufficient detail.
RP Sample: I'm in the Capilean RP about Communists or you could browse through my post history.

that's....... a lot of people, GDP, and everything tbh.
Too unrealistic.
Sorry....

What he means is, take all of those numbers, and divide by ten.

[New Mushroom Kingdom]

This may or may not violate the laws of physics, but numbers can be adjusted anyway.
Application:
Name of nation OOC'ly: New Mushroom Kingdom
Name of IC nation: ^
Allies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): N/A
Enemies(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Trade partners(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Nations being sanctioned/Embargoed(If any preexisting relations with any nations in this world): ^
Population: 947,934,658
GDP(National): 26,382,103,850,754.80 mushroom coins
GDP(Per Capita): 27,831.14 mushroom coins
Active Military Personnel: 4,604,687
Reserve Military Personnel: 10,744,270
Primary ethnicity: White. (Canonically it'd be mushroom-people but that is not often-used in RP for obvious reasons)
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy
Current Head of State: Shroom Emperor Napoleon II
Current Head of Government: De jure same as above, De facto Regent Vince.
Primary Religion: Government is religion-agnostic, but it's likely Christanity. Maybe some people follow the Church off Maxwellism from the SCP Foundation wiki because I like them and it seems interesting.
Map claim: Columbia.
Are you ready to be active? Yes
Are you willing to post your nation's information on IIWIKI?: Likely not - I don't have stuff written down in sufficient detail.
RP Sample: I'm in the Capilean RP about Communists or you could browse through my post history.

that's....... a lot of people, GDP, and everything tbh.
Too unrealistic.
Sorry....

Fair enough. Whenever I'm on my desktop next I'll see what the math works out for a more realistic value. Or I could shift the decimal point around.

[Topkekkia]

that's....... a lot of people, GDP, and everything tbh.
Too unrealistic.
Sorry....

Fair enough. Whenever I'm on my desktop next I'll see what the math works out for a more realistic value. Or I could shift the decimal point around.

Just kick the decimal a place to the left.

[Pillowlandia]

To be fair, I'm ICly projecting growth to about 950 mil people in the next five ic years

[Togeria]

Before I do however, what's the timescale?

[Topkekkia]

To be fair, I'm ICly projecting growth to about 950 mil people in the next five ic years

Isn't that a tad unrealistic?

[Pillowlandia]

To be fair, I'm ICly projecting growth to about 950 mil people in the next five ic years

Isn't that a tad unrealistic?

Rabbits and massive immigration is the story in going with.

[New Mushroom Kingdom]

Post/Application has been edited - opinions?

[Pillowlandia]

Plus, my government is bad at certain things. Projections are among them

[Topkekkia]

Isn't that a tad unrealistic?

Rabbits and massive immigration is the story in going with.

Fair enough. Large christian population, especially a catholic one, tends to do that.

[The Unified Isles]

Napoleonic War Edition IC Thread is up !
I think we can use this thread as OOC...