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by Vostria » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:24 am
by Martilia » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:36 am
by Vostria » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:24 am
by Of The Arch ilands » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:32 am
Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!
18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian
by Churchilland » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:34 am
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by Vostria » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:21 am
by Shazbotdom » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:15 pm
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CosmoCast || SISA || CCD || CrawDaddy || SCIA || COPEC || Boudreaux's || CLS || SNC || ShazAir || BHC || TWO
NHL: NYR (114) 0 - 0 WSH (91) | COL (105) 0 - 0 WPG (110) | VGK (96) 0 - 0 DAL (113)
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by Vostria » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:27 pm
by Solyhniya » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:30 pm
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Vostria » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:43 am
by Vostria » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:31 am
by Grays Harbor » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:41 am
by Libetarian Republics » Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:32 am
by Solyhniya » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:16 am
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Shazbotdom » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:21 am
ShazWeb || IIWiki || Discord: shazbertbot || 1 x NFL Picks League Champion (2021)
CosmoCast || SISA || CCD || CrawDaddy || SCIA || COPEC || Boudreaux's || CLS || SNC || ShazAir || BHC || TWO
NHL: NYR (114) 0 - 0 WSH (91) | COL (105) 0 - 0 WPG (110) | VGK (96) 0 - 0 DAL (113)
NBA: Pelicans (6) 49-33 || NCAA MBB: Tulane 20-16 | LSU 22-15 || NCAA WSB: LSU 33-8
by Astralsideria » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:22 am
by Solyhniya » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:27 am
Shazbotdom wrote:
FROM THE DESK OF LADY THERESA
WIFE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
[float=Left][/float]My husband and I are deeply disturbed at the two main nations that are now attempting to muscle their political ideals onto the people of Vostria. We do not see why The Armed Revolutionary of Libetarian Republics and the The Second Grand Empire of Ryouese Black Islands are attempting to force their ideologies onto the fine people of The United Socialist States of Vostria.
We hearby are extending a hand of friendship to the people of The United Socialist States of Vostria and her leadership. We also would like to express a hand of friendship to anyone else who wishes assistance in defending the soverignty of the people of The United Socialist States of Vostria in the manner of a Mutual Defence Pact. I would suggest that someone drafts together a Constitution for this new Pact.
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Bavungria » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:53 am
by Solyhniya » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:11 am
Bavungria wrote:" Our nation has seen communists and socialists alike lure people to there ideology and attack the government and its people. We our appalled by this new socialist regime. Surely the Monarchy should be restored and the military made loyal to the Monarchs. We do not recognize The United Socialist States of Vostria as a nation. However we are willing to commence talks."
Signed the Chancellor Ulrek Solchez (Leader of Bavungria)
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Unilisia » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:17 am
Vostria wrote:Vostria today declared its independence from what the people are calling ‘the tyrannical reign of the Tzar’. Tzar Sergei Dusan was overthrown as a popular uprising occurred throughout the nation. The people, some armed, raided the Imperial Palace in what has been dubbed by some political commentators ‘the greatest public movement in the history of Vostria.’ The mob broke through the main gate and began to search the building for the Tzar’s family with the intention, some thought, of placing them under popular arrest to face trail. However, the family hasn’t been found and many believe they have fled the nation.
The uprising comes after many years of popular unrest. The Tzar has been accused of being a puppet of foreign powers and using the nation’s economy as a personal bank account. It appears that much of the revenue and products made by the nations industry where used by the monarchy to secure personal relations and strengthen their own position within the world.
This in turn meant that the people of Vostria never saw the fruits of their labour as the money created was not put back into the nation but was rather kept by the royalty or invested in foreign businesses. This meant that the economy and industries of Vostria was on its knees struggling to cope with increasing social and domestic problems.
The education system and health system was dangerously underfunded and the military and police forces had slowly shrunk leaving the nation under protected and at serious threat from foreign aggressors. It appears that the Tzar’s announcement of increased taxes finally sparked the popular discontent which was further provoked by speakers within the crowds. The main squares of the capital where swarmed and soon pockets of violent elements where persuading the crowd to overthrow the monarchy.
The Palace Guard did little to resist the public and it is thought that the military throughout the nation laid down its arms. At 11.00, Alexander Kerensky, a local revolutionary and political thinker gave an announcement from Red Square, the biggest city square in Vostria and situated in front of the Imperial Palace.
“I hereby declare that the state of Vostria is now an independent entity. I ask all nations of the world to recognise this great state and assist us in redeveloping and the rebuilding of our proud nation. I ask the people of Vostria to return to their homes and carry on best as possible. I and a number of great political and public figures from Vostria are to begin discussions as to how the nation is to go forth. Until that time I declare a state of martial law, all crime will be punished and so I ask for an end to continued violence that the recent years have seen.
I fear foreign aggressions and so I ask all free nations of the world to come to our aid both military and economically. I will also publically announce that the Tzar has fled the nation and so I declare him and his family public enemies of this state. They must not be harmed; I repeat they must not be harmed. They may have caused much pain but we must remain civilised, especially in this time of turmoil. I ask every nation to refuse the Tzar entry and return them to Vostria for a public and fair trial.
No longer shall Vostria be a puppet state for the corrupt and oppressive powers of this world. Vostria shall be a state for its people and it shall endure for years to come!
Long live Vostria!"
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by Bavungria » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:36 am
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