The Trifaction Crisis (Diplomacy/OOC/OPEN)

[Caelestiam]

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

Meth is better tho tbh

meth legal in glorious Fascistisk

(mods that was a joke pls don't report me to the police pls)

Kek.

[Zaurell]

That... May be a problem... And I don't mean your tactics. I mean NATO. Mazanteria is technically part of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and has been since 1967. I know, I know, factbook does not say that. Remember, still work in progress. Anyways, your alliance with the British may help you in some case; the Egyptians won't be so easily swayed. I know, wankiness is about to be told, but due to a "near constant state of war" and Egypt being my neighbor and all, I can just bully them into fighting off your ships. Even if they can not successfully defeat a task force, I'm always nearby to help.

Now, for long-range weaponry, I have something special for you buddy. It is called the XMAL-206 Streaker, a modified Tahoe missile from Quavara, which is known to be quite deadly and effective. No normal countermeasure can stop a two-meter long Tungsten rod going at near eight times the speed of sound. The XMAL-206 has been miniaturized to fit onto a normal F-15E size/type aircraft, which means it is very, very effective in being deployed rapidly. So, basically, I hope you brought your big boy pants, because I'm not screwing around in this war.

The next NATO meeting is going to be awkward.

You silly geese and your NATO. The League is the only international organization Zaurell needs.

Going to the Fascistisk Capital to negotiate terms of nonaggression in order to focus on slaying Anchorwatt, Hydra, possibly Prussia, and the other genocidal madmen.

Hey, there are only two reasons why we are in the TS; we want the Jutland and we have commitments to Fascistick. If Fascistisk peaces out and we get our land, we will have no reason to continue the alliance of conventicle with the TS. Also considering we hate Anchorwatt and Hydra is a threat to us down the road, we have good reasons to help the League afterwards.

YOU SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE LEAGUE.

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

Meth is better tho tbh

meth legal in glorious Fascistisk

(mods that was a joke pls don't report me to the police pls)

Meth was legal in Zeanobia too.

[Hydraic Empire]

Caelestiam, are your soldiers willing to die without reason?
If we wanted them dead, they would be dead no matter what, if by sheer numbers alone.

However the common Hydraic soldier cares only about threats. Don't make your soldiers ones and they won't be bothered, elf or not. if we conquered you, we would do nothing besides raise our flag for a long time due to the extent of our rule and the spread of our forces.

Btw check out my lingojams:

http://lingojam.com/Imperial_Hydraic

Http://lingojam.com/Imperial_HydraicAlphabet

[Zaurell]

Caelestiam, are your soldiers willing to die without reason?
If we wanted them dead, they would be dead no matter what, if by sheer numbers alone.

However the common Hydraic soldier cares only about threats. Don't make your soldiers ones and they won't be bothered, elf or not. if we conquered you, we would do nothing besides raise our flag for a long time due to the extent of our rule and the spread of our forces.

Btw check out my lingojams:

http://lingojam.com/Imperial_Hydraic

Http://lingojam.com/Imperial_HydraicAlphabet

If you only care about threats, you should be attacking the Space ELVES, not me!

[Caelestiam]

Caelestiam, are your soldiers willing to die without reason?
If we wanted them dead, they would be dead no matter what, if by sheer numbers alone.

However the common Hydraic soldier cares only about threats. Don't make your soldiers ones and they won't be bothered, elf or not. if we conquered you, we would do nothing besides raise our flag for a long time due to the extent of our rule and the spread of our forces.

Btw check out my lingojams:

http://lingojam.com/Imperial_Hydraic

Http://lingojam.com/Imperial_HydraicAlphabet

Well... no, no of course they aren't willing to die without reason.

Good thing you've given them plenty of reason.

[Hydraic Empire]

Caelestiam, are your soldiers willing to die without reason?
If we wanted them dead, they would be dead no matter what, if by sheer numbers alone.

However the common Hydraic soldier cares only about threats. Don't make your soldiers ones and they won't be bothered, elf or not. if we conquered you, we would do nothing besides raise our flag for a long time due to the extent of our rule and the spread of our forces.

Btw check out my lingojams:

http://lingojam.com/Imperial_Hydraic

Http://lingojam.com/Imperial_HydraicAlphabet

Well... no, no of course they aren't willing to die without reason.

Good thing you've given them plenty of reason.

What reason, honor? We are mostly targeting Valataria.... who is your ally, i admit, however... what would any of your puny weapons do to power armour?
Therefore, no reason, no point, just a big waste.

[Caelestiam]

Well... no, no of course they aren't willing to die without reason.

Good thing you've given them plenty of reason.

What reason, honor? We are mostly targeting Valataria.... who is your ally, i admit, however... what would any of your puny weapons do to power armour?
Therefore, no reason, no point, just a big waste.

You forget we're also walking around in power armour... With powerful guns and explosives...

And determination.

[Fascistisk State]

You forget we're also walking around in power armour... With powerful guns and explosives...
And determination.

tbh I think Hydra bests you in the wanky department Mathias.

Don't feel bad though, you do plenty of the wank friendo!

[Epsilon Aquarii]

Yeah... Nobody wants to fight me.

Guess I'll just... keep the entirety of my military, I suppose...

[Mazanteria]

Yeah... Nobody wants to fight me.

Guess I'll just... keep the entirety of my military, I suppose...

Notice me Senpai! Notice me!

[Epsilon Aquarii]

Yeah... Nobody wants to fight me.

Guess I'll just... keep the entirety of my military, I suppose...

Notice me Senpai! Notice me!

Uh... noticed?

[Hydraic Empire]

Yeah... Nobody wants to fight me. :(

Guess I'll just... keep the entirety of my military, I suppose...

I mean, we could, but.... nah.

We'd rather take over Cael and battle Val.

And Cael, you have power armour? Good to know, I'll include some Power G.U.E.S.S. when i fight you. :)

[Mazanteria]

Yeah... Nobody wants to fight me.

Guess I'll just... keep the entirety of my military, I suppose...

I mean, we could, but.... nah.

We'd rather take over Cael and battle Val.

And Cael, you have power armour? Good to know, I'll include some Power G.U.E.S.S. when i fight you.

Do what you do, just wank over in your part of the multiverse.

[Hydraic Empire]

I mean, we could, but.... nah.

We'd rather take over Cael and battle Val.

And Cael, you have power armour? Good to know, I'll include some Power G.U.E.S.S. when i fight you. :)

Do what you do, just wank over in your part of the multiverse.

Who are you

[Mazanteria]

Do what you do, just wank over in your part of the multiverse.

Who are you

Formerly The Mazanteria Federation, but decided to redo my nation into something different. Still the same guy who has been posting. Especially in the TitanPad. EVERYONE knows how I am there...

[Caelestiam]

Do what you do, just wank over in your part of the multiverse.

Who are you

G.U.E.S.S. Is literally just your "Fuck You, I'll wank as hard as I want to to be everyone situationally" card isn't it?

[Fascistisk State]

G.U.E.S.S. Is literally just your "Fuck You, I'll wank as hard as I want to to be everyone situationally" card isn't it?

I dunno why you guys go so hard when talking about Hydra's wank levels?

The League is filled with really wanky nation. Possibly the wankiest ones. I mean Val has little god soldiers, Niel has billions of zombies (which should be rotting and useless), Flebe has millions upon millions of indestructible drones, Snape uses shields that are good for some reason, and Caelestiam has 26 million power armoured soldiers that never surrender. Did you just want to start this RP so that the Caspian League could show up and crush some peasants and declare itself glorious saviour of the multiverse?

Of course Hydra needs counters to your shit, and he has to wank to obtain those counters because you guys are simply that wanky.

Oh yeah tarin probably has wanky stuff too but I can't be bothered to check her military again. Dunno about Carl. No factbook there. I reserve judgement.

[Epsilon Aquarii]

G.U.E.S.S. Is literally just your "Fuck You, I'll wank as hard as I want to to be everyone situationally" card isn't it?

I dunno why you guys go so hard when talking about Hydra's wank levels?

The League is filled with really wanky nation. Possibly the wankiest ones. I mean Val has little god soldiers, Niel has billions of zombies (which should be rotting and useless), Flebe has millions upon millions of indestructible drones, Snape uses shields that are good for some reason, and Caelestiam has 26 million power armoured soldiers that never surrender. Did you just want to start this RP so that the Caspian League could show up and crush some peasants and declare itself glorious saviour of the multiverse?

Of course Hydra needs counters to your shit, and he has to wank to obtain those counters because you guys are simply that wanky.

Oh yeah tarin probably has wanky stuff too but I can't be bothered to check her military again. Dunno about Carl. No factbook there. I reserve judgement.

Well... I'm a little wanky I suppose. But I don't have soldiers that are literally gods, nor do I use shields in modern combat because I'm not fucking dumb, and only a minority of soldiers are in power armour. Plus I have a feudal military which is probably the disadvantage of all disadvantages let's be honest.

[Fascistisk State]

Well... I'm a little wanky I suppose. But I don't have soldiers that are literally gods, nor do I use shields in modern combat because I'm not fucking dumb, and only a minority of soldiers are in power armour. Plus I have a feudal military which is probably the disadvantage of all disadvantages let's be honest.

yeah you have a nice FT military really... Dunno what a feudal military is tho...

Oh do you give your soldiers fiefs for fighting or something like that?

[Epsilon Aquarii]

Well... I'm a little wanky I suppose. But I don't have soldiers that are literally gods, nor do I use shields in modern combat because I'm not fucking dumb, and only a minority of soldiers are in power armour. Plus I have a feudal military which is probably the disadvantage of all disadvantages let's be honest.

yeah you have a nice FT military really... Dunno what a feudal military is tho...

It's basically where different people own their own armies and such, and the royal army is made up of these armies. People have to contribute, but in times of war there's nothing stopping them from not providing anything. Sure they'll be penalised afterwards but immediately, there's not much anyone can do about it.

[Fascistisk State]

It's basically where different people own their own armies and such, and the royal army is made up of these armies. People have to contribute, but in times of war there's nothing stopping them from not providing anything. Sure they'll be penalised afterwards but immediately, there's not much anyone can do about it.

So they could just see that the war might be lost and decide to make a deal with the enemy instead of fighting?

[Epsilon Aquarii]

It's basically where different people own their own armies and such, and the royal army is made up of these armies. People have to contribute, but in times of war there's nothing stopping them from not providing anything. Sure they'll be penalised afterwards but immediately, there's not much anyone can do about it.

So they could just see that the war might be lost and decide to make a deal with the enemy instead of fighting?

Pretty much that, yeah. Plus there can be conflict between two different people or families, which means the the armies of both parties involved won't be able to fight for the crown since they'll place their own needs above those of royalty or other overlords like the families they're vassals of.

If that's not easy to follow because my writing is pure dread, basically there is a single house/family whatever, which has an army. This house is a vassal of another, more important house which again, are vassals to someone else and so on. This carries on until it reaches the really, really important main houses and then to the crown. If there's an event that removes one of these parts of succession then the crown's capability to do stuff is affected.

[Fascistisk State]

Pretty much that, yeah. Plus there can be conflict between two different people or families, which means the the armies of both parties involved won't be able to fight for the crown since they'll place their own needs above those of royalty or other overlords like the families they're vassals of.

If that's not easy to follow because my writing is pure dread, basically there is a single house/family whatever, which has an army. This house is a vassal of another, more important house which again, are vassals to someone else and so on. This carries on until it reaches the really, really important main houses and then to the crown. If there's an event that removes one of these parts of succession then the crown's capability to do stuff is affected.

Oh monarchy. So naïve.

Line them up against the wall and have them shot if they refuse to right.

[Epsilon Aquarii]

Pretty much that, yeah. Plus there can be conflict between two different people or families, which means the the armies of both parties involved won't be able to fight for the crown since they'll place their own needs above those of royalty or other overlords like the families they're vassals of.

If that's not easy to follow because my writing is pure dread, basically there is a single house/family whatever, which has an army. This house is a vassal of another, more important house which again, are vassals to someone else and so on. This carries on until it reaches the really, really important main houses and then to the crown. If there's an event that removes one of these parts of succession then the crown's capability to do stuff is affected.

Oh monarchy. So naïve.

Line them up against the wall and have them shot if they refuse to right.

Normally that's what happens. Then it's down to finding a replacement, so the same thing can happen again. It's a whole thing. You'd think the Aquariians would have learned by this point, but oh well.

[Aterria]

Pretty much that, yeah. Plus there can be conflict between two different people or families, which means the the armies of both parties involved won't be able to fight for the crown since they'll place their own needs above those of royalty or other overlords like the families they're vassals of.

If that's not easy to follow because my writing is pure dread, basically there is a single house/family whatever, which has an army. This house is a vassal of another, more important house which again, are vassals to someone else and so on. This carries on until it reaches the really, really important main houses and then to the crown. If there's an event that removes one of these parts of succession then the crown's capability to do stuff is affected.

Oh monarchy. So naïve.

Line them up against the wall and have them shot if they refuse to right.

That sounds perfectly logical. Regularly purge the military of incompetents and disloyal officers.