The Trifaction Crisis (Diplomacy/OOC/OPEN)

[Mazanteria]

I would like to note (on a completely different topic) for anyone who wishes to capture my citizens or convince them to revolt:

The main body is loyal to the last man. The conquered go through the Lazarus Programne (also known as the Rebirth Programne) which basically turns them into a whole new person with all the memories and knowledge of the host.

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Screw your science, I got furries!

[New Werpland]

Does this actually have anything to do with the Caspian Sea?

[Fascistisk State]

Does this actually have anything to do with the Caspian Sea?

One of the nations of the Caspian League is located around the entirety of the Caspian Sea, I believe that's what the name comes from.

[Caelestiam]

Does this actually have anything to do with the Caspian Sea?

That would be I, yes.

And I'm still alive, by the way.

[Epsilon Aquarii]

Does this actually have anything to do with the Caspian Sea?

That would be I, yes.

And I'm still alive, by the way.

[Caelestiam]

That would be I, yes.

And I'm still alive, by the way.

Yeah, I just really, really needed the break from all the NationStates shit and the banter and the mod-woes and everything that's been weighing my heart down recently, y'know, write my own stuff a bit, hang out with my family, actually be in Hawaii and feel like I'm in Paradise on Summer Vacation instead of be stressed and miserable.

My head's clearing up, I'll be back in the Titanpad when I feel the time is right. Just uh... work on the Fascistisk peace meeting and I'll be there eventually.

[Aterria]

So, what's the League even doing these days? Also, all I heard was humans and non-humans.

[Caelestiam]

So, what's the League even doing these days? Also, all I heard was humans and non-humans.

Going to the Fascistisk Capital to negotiate terms of nonaggression in order to focus on slaying Anchorwatt, Hydra, possibly Prussia, and the other genocidal madmen.

[The Hook Islands]

So, what's the League even doing these days? Also, all I heard was humans and non-humans.

Going to the Fascistisk Capital to negotiate terms of nonaggression in order to focus on slaying Anchorwatt, Hydra, possibly Prussia, and the other genocidal madmen.

Not me right? Riiiiight?

[Caelestiam]

Going to the Fascistisk Capital to negotiate terms of nonaggression in order to focus on slaying Anchorwatt, Hydra, possibly Prussia, and the other genocidal madmen.

Not me right? Riiiiight?

Accomplice and supplier to mass murder. You'd actually make it WORSE if you tried to steal our kill by ransacking Anchorwatt and killing their leadership BEFORE they can face justice for what they did to OUR people.

Exponentially worse, actually.

[The Hook Islands]

Not me right? Riiiiight?

Accomplice and supplier to mass murder. You'd actually make it WORSE if you tried to steal our kill by ransacking Anchorwatt and killing their leadership BEFORE they can face justice for what they did to OUR people.

Exponentially worse, actually.

Well we don't intend to kill their leaders, we were gonna take them prisoner if we got to them before you. If we did then there's always the option of amnesty in exchange for their leaders. If we don't then you know. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it I suppose...

[Caelestiam]

Accomplice and supplier to mass murder. You'd actually make it WORSE if you tried to steal our kill by ransacking Anchorwatt and killing their leadership BEFORE they can face justice for what they did to OUR people.

Exponentially worse, actually.

Well we don't intend to kill their leaders, we were gonna take them prisoner if we got to them before you. If we did then there's always the option of amnesty in exchange for their leaders. If we don't then you know. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it I suppose...

As long as you don't godmod your way through them while we're trying to deal with Fascistisk just to be pretentious and "Oh while you were screwing around lolololololo"

[The Hook Islands]

Well we don't intend to kill their leaders, we were gonna take them prisoner if we got to them before you. If we did then there's always the option of amnesty in exchange for their leaders. If we don't then you know. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it I suppose...

As long as you don't godmod your way through them while we're trying to deal with Fascistisk just to be pretentious and "Oh while you were screwing around lolololololo"

Don't worry, I won't. I am kinda hoping for like a three-way battle for their capital between the League, me and Anchor. I think that'd be quite cool. Whether I win or not? Well that's a whole different ball game me thinks.

[Caelestiam]

As long as you don't godmod your way through them while we're trying to deal with Fascistisk just to be pretentious and "Oh while you were screwing around lolololololo"

Don't worry, I won't. I am kinda hoping for like a three-way battle for their capital between the League, me and Anchor. I think that'd be quite cool. Whether I win or not? Well that's a whole different ball game me thinks.

You know the irony is delicious in that a Three Way Bloodbath on the capital is exactly how the first Caelestiam was destroyed by Christian Europeans and the Ottoman/Safavid temporary alliance in 1495.

Clearly the League's the Europeans and you are the Ottomans since realistically they hated the Shiite Safavids and teamed with them tenuously, as you have with the Solution.

[The Hook Islands]

Don't worry, I won't. I am kinda hoping for like a three-way battle for their capital between the League, me and Anchor. I think that'd be quite cool. Whether I win or not? Well that's a whole different ball game me thinks.

You know the irony is delicious in that a Three Way Bloodbath on the capital is exactly how the first Caelestiam was destroyed by Christian Europeans and the Ottoman/Safavid temporary alliance in 1495.

Clearly the League's the Europeans and you are the Ottomans since realistically they hated the Shiite Safavids and teamed with them tenuously, as you have with the Solution.

Huh. Well in that case it definitely needs to happen, doesn't it?

[Caelestiam]

You know the irony is delicious in that a Three Way Bloodbath on the capital is exactly how the first Caelestiam was destroyed by Christian Europeans and the Ottoman/Safavid temporary alliance in 1495.

Clearly the League's the Europeans and you are the Ottomans since realistically they hated the Shiite Safavids and teamed with them tenuously, as you have with the Solution.

Huh. Well in that case it definitely needs to happen, doesn't it?

I'll give you the pleasure of a good fight if you let me have the Colonel.

[The Hook Islands]

Huh. Well in that case it definitely needs to happen, doesn't it?

I'll give you the pleasure of a good fight if you let me have the Colonel.

Oh yeah totes have him if you want.

[Caelestiam]

I'll give you the pleasure of a good fight if you let me have the Colonel.

Oh yeah totes have him if you want.

K good talk

[The Hook Islands]

Oh yeah totes have him if you want.

K good talk

Yep. I'm not very good in conversation.

[The Army Republic of Prussia]

So, what's the League even doing these days? Also, all I heard was humans and non-humans.

Going to the Fascistisk Capital to negotiate terms of nonaggression in order to focus on slaying Anchorwatt, Hydra, possibly Prussia, and the other genocidal madmen.

Hey, there are only two reasons why we are in the TS; we want the Jutland and we have commitments to Fascistick. If Fascistisk peaces out and we get our land, we will have no reason to continue the alliance of conventicle with the TS. Also considering we hate Anchorwatt and Hydra is a threat to us down the road, we have good reasons to help the League afterwards.

[Fascistisk State]

Accomplice and supplier to mass murder. You'd actually make it WORSE if you tried to steal our kill by ransacking Anchorwatt and killing their leadership BEFORE they can face justice for what they did to OUR people.

Exponentially worse, actually.

Yeah I think the soviets would be pretty pissed if they didn't get to raise their flag over the Reichstag after the wholesale genocide of their people

but then again they were the victims of systematic genocide... You had two of your citizens killed in rather horrible ways...

Nah imma stick with the soviet union parallels screw it we are in too deep

Going to the Fascistisk Capital to negotiate terms of nonaggression in order to focus on slaying Anchorwatt, Hydra, possibly Prussia, and the other genocidal madmen.

and we kinda are halted on that front champ

snape and I are the only ones writing

[Caelestiam]

Accomplice and supplier to mass murder. You'd actually make it WORSE if you tried to steal our kill by ransacking Anchorwatt and killing their leadership BEFORE they can face justice for what they did to OUR people.

Exponentially worse, actually.

Yeah I think the soviets would be pretty pissed if they didn't get to raise their flag over the Reichstag after the wholesale genocide of their people

but then again they were the victims of systematic genocide... You had two of your citizens killed in rather horrible ways...

Nah imma stick with the soviet union parallels screw it we are in too deep

Going to the Fascistisk Capital to negotiate terms of nonaggression in order to focus on slaying Anchorwatt, Hydra, possibly Prussia, and the other genocidal madmen.

and we kinda are halted on that front champ

snape and I are the only ones writing

Yeah but the very reason they are going to war with me is so they can carry out genocide of millions of people. Every soldier that goes boots-on-the-ground in Anchorwatt risks capture and extermination in discount Auschwitz in addition to merely being shot. So it's a matter of what happens during the war. And assuming they invade CAELESTIAM and capture civilians to butcher.

So yeah, Soviet parallels are stronk and realistic.

[Fascistisk State]

Yeah but the very reason they are going to war with me is so they can carry out genocide of millions of people. Every soldier that goes boots-on-the-ground in Anchorwatt risks capture and extermination in discount Auschwitz in addition to merely being shot. So it's a matter of what happens during the war. And assuming they invade CAELESTIAM and capture civilians to butcher.

So yeah, Soviet parallels are stronk and realistic.

Anchorwatt as a country is pretty much discount Auschwitz, tbh

they are just Nazi's without the glorious military power and fucking snazzy uniforms

no perks

I don't even know why people still live there

[Caelestiam]

Yeah but the very reason they are going to war with me is so they can carry out genocide of millions of people. Every soldier that goes boots-on-the-ground in Anchorwatt risks capture and extermination in discount Auschwitz in addition to merely being shot. So it's a matter of what happens during the war. And assuming they invade CAELESTIAM and capture civilians to butcher.

So yeah, Soviet parallels are stronk and realistic.

Anchorwatt as a country is pretty much discount Auschwitz, tbh

they are just Nazi's without the glorious military power and fucking snazzy uniforms

no perks

I don't even know why people still live there

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

[Fascistisk State]

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

Meth is better tho tbh

meth legal in glorious Fascistisk

(mods that was a joke pls don't report me to the police pls)