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The Hook Islands
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 6:17 pm

Caelestiam wrote:
The Hook Islands wrote:So because I'm allied with all these mischievous dudes, I'm getting wiped off the face of the Earth, right?


Most likely. Yes.

You didn't really think this through when screwing over yours fiancé did you?

Kek.

It was a good idea at the time... :p

So if I have to be invaded, can either you or New Aerios do it? I'd actually stand a chance against you two. I think.
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:12 pm

The Hook Islands wrote:
Caelestiam wrote:
Most likely. Yes.

You didn't really think this through when screwing over yours fiancé did you?

Kek.

It was a good idea at the time... :p

So if I have to be invaded, can either you or New Aerios do it? I'd actually stand a chance against you two. I think.

You realize that New Aerios is almost Valataria level wankiness right? Your best bet for victory is Caelestiam. Runner-up is the Tyronian Socialist State. Epsilon Aquarii, another powerhouse, is the one that wants to invade you the most due to OOC reasons. Zaurell (I) would like to invade you just to send a clear message to anyone who would join the Third Solution.
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:29 pm

Zaurell wrote:
The Hook Islands wrote:It was a good idea at the time... :p

So if I have to be invaded, can either you or New Aerios do it? I'd actually stand a chance against you two. I think.

You realize that New Aerios is almost Valataria level wankiness right? Your best bet for victory is Caelestiam. Runner-up is the Tyronian Socialist State. Epsilon Aquarii, another powerhouse, is the one that wants to invade you the most due to OOC reasons. Zaurell (I) would like to invade you just to send a clear message to anyone who would join the Third Solution.

Well that's nice. I don't think I'd like to be invaded by anyone to be honest, but oh well. As long as it's not you and your necromancer power. :p
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Zaurell
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:33 pm

The Hook Islands wrote:
Zaurell wrote:You realize that New Aerios is almost Valataria level wankiness right? Your best bet for victory is Caelestiam. Runner-up is the Tyronian Socialist State. Epsilon Aquarii, another powerhouse, is the one that wants to invade you the most due to OOC reasons. Zaurell (I) would like to invade you just to send a clear message to anyone who would join the Third Solution.

Well that's nice. I don't think I'd like to be invaded by anyone to be honest, but oh well. As long as it's not you and your necromancer power. :p

What? You don't want me to raise your fallen soldiers to fight against your former comrades? You don't want the risk of your leaders being skinned and turned into rugs? You would rather avoid occupation by a totalitarian regime? Such nonsense!
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:36 pm

Zaurell wrote:
The Hook Islands wrote:Well that's nice. I don't think I'd like to be invaded by anyone to be honest, but oh well. As long as it's not you and your necromancer power. :p

What? You don't want me to raise your fallen soldiers to fight against your former comrades? You don't want the risk of your leaders being skinned and turned into rugs? You would rather avoid occupation by a totalitarian regime? Such nonsense!

You say it like you're the only totalitarian regime in the League. :p
Anyway, can I escape being turned into a rug if I help you invade Anchorwatt? Pleeeeeeeeease?
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:38 pm

The Hook Islands wrote:
Zaurell wrote:What? You don't want me to raise your fallen soldiers to fight against your former comrades? You don't want the risk of your leaders being skinned and turned into rugs? You would rather avoid occupation by a totalitarian regime? Such nonsense!

You say it like you're the only totalitarian regime in the League. :p
Anyway, can I escape being turned into a rug if I help you invade Anchorwatt? Pleeeeeeeeease?

Of course! It might be the course of action Trygstad is taking as well.
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:39 pm

Zaurell wrote:
The Hook Islands wrote:You say it like you're the only totalitarian regime in the League. :p
Anyway, can I escape being turned into a rug if I help you invade Anchorwatt? Pleeeeeeeeease?

Of course! It might be the course of action Trygstad is taking as well.

Excellent... I already have a plan for maximum effectiveness and minimum rug-turning...
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:45 pm

The Hook Islands wrote:
Zaurell wrote:Of course! It might be the course of action Trygstad is taking as well.

Excellent... I already have a plan for maximum effectiveness and minimum rug-turning...

Welcome to the League, we're happy to have you and willing to forgive your initial allegiance as you did not realize the depths of depravity present among the Third Solution.
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:50 pm

Zaurell wrote:
The Hook Islands wrote:Excellent... I already have a plan for maximum effectiveness and minimum rug-turning...

Welcome to the League, we're happy to have you and willing to forgive your initial allegiance as you did not realize the depths of depravity present among the Third Solution.

Oh no, I'm still part of the Solution, I'm just invading Anchorwatt for a few independent reasons.
1) They're too evil for even the League.
2) If the Solution loses I can get a better deal by using my actions as leverage.
3) If I can take some key areas then I can also sell them to others or trade them for, again, a better deal with the League.
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:53 pm

The Hook Islands wrote:
Zaurell wrote:Welcome to the League, we're happy to have you and willing to forgive your initial allegiance as you did not realize the depths of depravity present among the Third Solution.

Oh no, I'm still part of the Solution, I'm just invading Anchorwatt for a few independent reasons.
1) They're too evil for even the League.
2) If the Solution loses I can get a better deal by using my actions as leverage.
3) If I can take some key areas then I can also sell them to others or trade them for, again, a better deal with the League.

Still beneficial. Now, have I told you about the Hydraic Empire? They once set their nation type to "Nazi Germany in Space". They are looking into the historical timeline so that they can accurately reenact the Holocaust using elves as Jews.
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:57 pm

Zaurell wrote:
The Hook Islands wrote:Oh no, I'm still part of the Solution, I'm just invading Anchorwatt for a few independent reasons.
1) They're too evil for even the League.
2) If the Solution loses I can get a better deal by using my actions as leverage.
3) If I can take some key areas then I can also sell them to others or trade them for, again, a better deal with the League.

Still beneficial. Now, have I told you about the Hydraic Empire? They once set their nation type to "Nazi Germany in Space". They are looking into the historical timeline so that they can accurately reenact the Holocaust using elves as Jews.

Well... I'd invade them, but I'm pretty sure it'd be like a gnat trying to kill a bear. So I'll just leave him to the League if it's all the same to you.
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:11 pm

For some reason the quote button isn't working. Anyways, Hookie, I'll admit that you don't really have much of a chance against him on your own but due to ideological reasons, Hydra has picked me as the biggest threat in the League even though I'm one of the less powerful (relatively speaking) nations in the League. I don't stand much chance alone either. How about we work together? We gnats can buzz near his eyes and hope he swats his face in as we fly out of harm's way.
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:14 pm

Zaurell wrote:For some reason the quote button isn't working. Anyways, Hookie, I'll admit that you don't really have much of a chance against him on your own but due to ideological reasons, Hydra has picked me as the biggest threat in the League even though I'm one of the less powerful (relatively speaking) nations in the League. I don't stand much chance alone either. How about we work together? We gnats can buzz near his eyes and hope he swats his face in as we fly out of harm's way.

I'm up for it. I still think that I'd be eliminated after an hour or so though.
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:21 pm

The Hook Islands wrote:
Zaurell wrote:For some reason the quote button isn't working. Anyways, Hookie, I'll admit that you don't really have much of a chance against him on your own but due to ideological reasons, Hydra has picked me as the biggest threat in the League even though I'm one of the less powerful (relatively speaking) nations in the League. I don't stand much chance alone either. How about we work together? We gnats can buzz near his eyes and hope he swats his face in as we fly out of harm's way.

I'm up for it. I still think that I'd be eliminated after an hour or so though.

Yay! We can fight together! Which Gildedtongue do you want commanding the forces you'll be fighting alongside? (For the lulz, I will tell you nothing before you make your choice).
A. Nieldun
B. Nasvell
C. Meriel
D. Waldeal
E. Archy
F. None of the above
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Postby The Hook Islands » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:24 pm

Zaurell wrote:
The Hook Islands wrote:I'm up for it. I still think that I'd be eliminated after an hour or so though.

Yay! We can fight together! Which Gildedtongue do you want commanding the forces you'll be fighting alongside? (For the lulz, I will tell you nothing before you make your choice).
A. Nieldun
B. Nasvell
C. Meriel
D. Waldeal
E. Archy
F. None of the above

Well Nieldun's the leader, I know that much. So he'll be busy with you guys I imagine. So let's go with Nasvell because he's directly below Nieldun and it's convenient.
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:29 pm

The Hook Islands wrote:
Zaurell wrote:Yay! We can fight together! Which Gildedtongue do you want commanding the forces you'll be fighting alongside? (For the lulz, I will tell you nothing before you make your choice).
A. Nieldun
B. Nasvell
C. Meriel
D. Waldeal
E. Archy
F. None of the above

Well Nieldun's the leader, I know that much. So he'll be busy with you guys I imagine. So let's go with Nasvell because he's directly below Nieldun and it's convenient.

Ah yes, Nasvell. Nieldun's firstborn child. He takes after his father a great deal and is Supreme Commander of Nastrondi-Zaurell's military. Only catch is that he is bloodthirstier than his father and has a sadistic streak. Still, not a bad choice.
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Postby The Army Republic of Prussia » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:43 pm

Are you kidding me? We already have a civil war in the TS? Looks like we have to purge some dissonants with explosive prejudice.
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Postby Caelestiam » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:44 pm

The Army Republic of Prussia wrote:Are you kidding me? We already have a civil war in the TS? Looks like we have to purge some dissonants with explosive prejudice.


Gg Anchor.
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Postby Epsilon Aquarii » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:51 pm

Hookie babe I'll still invade you. :kiss:
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Postby The Army Republic of Prussia » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:52 pm

Yeah Anchor is the one nation both the TS and you guys both want to see gone. The HE to a lesser extent. They may be evil, even by our standards, but they can fight.

Can't you just smell love in the air. It smells a lot like napalm for some reason.
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:53 pm

The Army Republic of Prussia wrote:Yeah Anchor is the one nation both the TS and you guys both want to see gone. The HE to a lesser extent. They may be evil, even by our standards, but they can fight.

It's not too late to Realpolitick YET AGAIN and join the League.
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Postby The Army Republic of Prussia » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:55 pm

Honor is the basis for all of our alliances. If we do not honor our commitments, who will trust us?

Realpolitick only works if others trust you.
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Postby Caelestiam » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:57 pm

The Army Republic of Prussia wrote:Honor is the basis for all of our alliances. If we do not honor our commitments, who will trust us?


Clearly nobody, because you tried to bum both factions to fetch your Jutland.
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Postby Zaurell » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:58 pm

The Army Republic of Prussia wrote:Honor is the basis for all of our alliances. If we do not honor our commitments, who will trust us?

Realpolitick only works if others trust you.

People who don't know you. That's who.
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Postby The Army Republic of Prussia » Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:02 pm

Caelestiam wrote:
The Army Republic of Prussia wrote:Honor is the basis for all of our alliances. If we do not honor our commitments, who will trust us?


Clearly nobody, because you tried to bum both factions to fetch your Jutland.


When did we try to bum the TS? We were going to do exactly as we said, fight Zeanbia's allies.

Also funny enough, the TS are the only ones with a water navy. With most of the ships coming from us, the land focused power. Something went a bit wrong there.
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