The Trifaction Crisis (Diplomacy/OOC/OPEN)

[Aterria]

Good morning comrades, all you conservative pig dogs will die.

You see, you keep saying things like that and it makes me wonder... why are you still here?

We are here because we want to!!! *Insert communist rambling*

[Valataria]

You see, you keep saying things like that and it makes me wonder... why are you still here?

We are here because we want to!!! *Insert communist rambling*

That is not a very good excuse to linger around in a thread in which you were rejected.

[Fascistisk State]

Alright welcome back to the swing of things Thread. Got done with my bullshit now when I get off mobile this evening I'm gonna write a meeting with Trygstad.

Yaaaaaas

Send me a TG or just yell at me in chat when you want to

[Anchorwatt]

Hey! I'm working on a post. Does anyone know a friendly word for concentration camps?

[Zaurell]

Hey! I'm working on a post. Does anyone know a friendly word for concentration camps?

Humane detainment facilities.

Good morning comrades, all you conservative pig dogs will die.

I'm a moderate fascist, you communist goat cat.

[Anchorwatt]

Hey! I'm working on a post. Does anyone know a friendly word for concentration camps?

Humane detainment facilities.

Thanks. that works well.

[Zaurell]

Humane detainment facilities.

Thanks. that works well.

Just glaze over the death part.

[Hydraic Empire]

Humane detainment facilities.

Thanks. that works well.

Amusement parks.

[Caelestiam]

Humane detainment facilities.

Thanks. that works well.

(Liberal Fruitcake Voice:) INTERNMENT CAMPSH!!!11!

[Fascistisk State]

(Liberal Fruitcake Voice:) INTERNMENT CAMPSH!!!11!

Into the Humane detainment facilities you go buddy

[Caelestiam]

So Anchor sent me some post. He is getting a lot better actually! He has yet to reach his full potential but this is an improvement!

Anchorwatt Nationwide broadcast
"My friends." Cornelius's voice is present but the only image is one of a raging fireplace. the camera slowly pans right showing Cornelius wearing his usual attire and sitting in a Leather chair. Behind him are grand bookcases filled with book that look untouched. He closes a book he was pretending to read and took off his reading glasses. He sat there in silence staring into the camera. Only the crackling of the fire was audible. The whole nation sat watching him in curiosity as to what he might say. Watching him like they worshiped him.
"We are going to war. But let it be known that we did not declare this first. Caelestiam has threatened our glorious nation with total war. I do not respond to threats lightly and nor should you.”
He stood up from his chair and began to pace around the room.
“They are clearly bent on harming each and every single one of you. But do not fear my fellow Wattsons! We shall protect you from their attacks and distorted views. And in order to succeed we need your help. All non-humans you find are to be turned into the nearest newly founded Humane detainment facilities for proper disposal. This is the first step in securing safety for our glorious nation. We plan on setting up proper defenses and special task forces dedicated to eradicating the threat. If you feel a calling to join our nations military I suggest you call the military hotline“ A number shows up at the bottom of the screen. “Our pastors shall pray for you as you accept your true calling in eradicating the heretics.”
“There are other ways you can help. It is very important you do not question any personnel as we are at war. Unnecessary complications are… well unnecessary.” He chuckles. “And causing complications will only end poorly for all parties involved. In the meantime those who are unable to serve may send great amounts of hate-mail to any citizens of Caelestiam. Really let them know their ways are heretical. Afterall they’re calling us a ‘ backwater hole of a nation’ and ‘Monsters’ hmph THEY my friends are the monsters. Be their guiding light In this dire time. We need the support of every single one of you. Let it be known that Anchorwatt declares war on Caelestiam. And we shall cleanse them in fire.” declares war on Caelestiam.”
The broadcast cuts back to a popular racist sitcom. “Stupid foreigner!” is the first thing anyone heard after the announcement followed by studio laughter.

[Zaurell]

So Anchor sent me some post. He is getting a lot better actually! He has yet to reach his full potential but this is an improvement!

Anchorwatt Nationwide broadcast
"My friends." Cornelius's voice is present but the only image is one of a raging fireplace. the camera slowly pans right showing Cornelius wearing his usual attire and sitting in a Leather chair. Behind him are grand bookcases filled with book that look untouched. He closes a book he was pretending to read and took off his reading glasses. He sat there in silence staring into the camera. Only the crackling of the fire was audible. The whole nation sat watching him in curiosity as to what he might say. Watching him like they worshiped him.
"We are going to war. But let it be known that we did not declare this first. Caelestiam has threatened our glorious nation with total war. I do not respond to threats lightly and nor should you.”
He stood up from his chair and began to pace around the room.
“They are clearly bent on harming each and every single one of you. But do not fear my fellow Wattsons! We shall protect you from their attacks and distorted views. And in order to succeed we need your help. All non-humans you find are to be turned into the nearest newly founded Humane detainment facilities for proper disposal. This is the first step in securing safety for our glorious nation. We plan on setting up proper defenses and special task forces dedicated to eradicating the threat. If you feel a calling to join our nations military I suggest you call the military hotline“ A number shows up at the bottom of the screen. “Our pastors shall pray for you as you accept your true calling in eradicating the heretics.”
“There are other ways you can help. It is very important you do not question any personnel as we are at war. Unnecessary complications are… well unnecessary.” He chuckles. “And causing complications will only end poorly for all parties involved. In the meantime those who are unable to serve may send great amounts of hate-mail to any citizens of Caelestiam. Really let them know their ways are heretical. Afterall they’re calling us a ‘ backwater hole of a nation’ and ‘Monsters’ hmph THEY my friends are the monsters. Be their guiding light In this dire time. We need the support of every single one of you. Let it be known that Anchorwatt declares war on Caelestiam. And we shall cleanse them in fire.” declares war on Caelestiam.”
The broadcast cuts back to a popular racist sitcom. “Stupid foreigner!” is the first thing anyone heard after the announcement followed by studio laughter.

Not bad.

[Caelestiam]

it definitely poses a moral dilemma. Is going shitface berserk on Anchorwatt justified or does it justify them?

[Zaurell]

it definitely poses a moral dilemma. Is going shitface berserk on Anchorwatt justified or does it justify them?

We will do what we must.

[Caelestiam]

it definitely poses a moral dilemma. Is going shitface berserk on Anchorwatt justified or does it justify them?

We will do what we must.

I am of course referring to the Nietsche quote. He Who Fights Monsters.

[Zaurell]

We will do what we must.

I am of course referring to the Nietsche quote. He Who Fights Monsters.

We just don't cross the genocide line and we're fine.

[Fascistisk State]

I am of course referring to the Nietsche quote. He Who Fights Monsters.

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

And Anchorwatts post starts out really good, but the grammar gets a little weird at the end... When he says 'declares war on Caelestiam' is he meaning that that is an asterisk action or something? Does he not now how to declare war or...?

[Zaurell]

I am of course referring to the Nietsche quote. He Who Fights Monsters.

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

And Anchorwatts post starts out really good, but the grammar gets a little weird at the end... When he says 'declares war on Caelestiam' is he meaning that that is an asterisk action or something? Does he not now how to declare war or...?

Let the abyss gaze away. It will only see its doom.

[Fascistisk State]

Let the abyss gaze away. It will only see its doom.

Yeah... Sure buddy...

[Anchorwatt]

I am of course referring to the Nietsche quote. He Who Fights Monsters.

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

And Anchorwatts post starts out really good, but the grammar gets a little weird at the end... When he says 'declares war on Caelestiam' is he meaning that that is an asterisk action or something? Does he not now how to declare war or...?

Howdy! I'm on today. If you look I had already declared war, it just might have been pasted wrong. And I had written the first part a while ago. Hence why it started out good. I wrote the other part today.

Here is full current post, and I am willing to edit. (Also let me know if you think i should include the poorly Photoshoped photo or not. Thanks!)

Anchorwatt Nationwide broadcast


"My friends." Cornelius's voice is present but the only image is one of a raging fireplace. the camera slowly pans right showing Cornelius wearing his usual attire and sitting in a Leather chair. Behind him are grand bookcases filled with book that look untouched. He closes a book he was pretending to read and took off his reading glasses. He sat there in silence staring into the camera. Only the crackling of the fire was audible. The whole nation sat watching him in curiosity as to what he might say. Watching him like they worshiped him.

"We are going to war. But let it be known that we did not declare this first. Caelestiam has threatened our glorious nation with total war. I do not respond to threats lightly and nor should you.”

He stood up from his chair and began to pace around the room.

“They are clearly bent on harming each and every single one of you. But do not fear my fellow Wattsons! We shall protect you from their attacks and distorted views. And in order to succeed we need your help. all non-humans you find are to be turned into the nearest newly founded Humane detainment facilities for proper disposal. This is the first step in securing safety for our glorious nation. We plan on setting up proper defenses and special task forces dedicated to eradicating the threat. If you feel a calling to join our nations military I suggest you call the military hotline“ A number shows up at the bottom of the screen. “Our pastors shall pray for you as you accept your true calling in eradicating the heretics.”

“There are other ways you can help. It is very important you do not question any personnel as we are at war. Unnecessary complications are… well unnecessary.” He chuckles. “And causing complications will only end poorly for all parties involved. In the meantime those who are unable to serve may send great amounts of hate-mail to any citizens of Caelestiam. Really let them know their ways are heretical. Afterall they’re calling us a ‘ backwater hole of a nation’ and ‘Monsters’ hmph THEY my friends are the monsters. Be their guiding light In this dire time. We need the support of every single one of you. Let it be known that Anchorwatt declares war on Caelestiam. And we shall cleanse them in fire.”

The broadcast cuts back to a popular racist sitcom. “Stupid foreigner!” is the first thing anyone heard after the announcement followed by studio laughter.

[Caelestiam]

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

And Anchorwatts post starts out really good, but the grammar gets a little weird at the end... When he says 'declares war on Caelestiam' is he meaning that that is an asterisk action or something? Does he not now how to declare war or...?

Howdy! I'm on today. If you look I had already declared war, it just might have been pasted wrong. And I had written the first part a while ago. Hence why it started out good. I wrote the other part today.

Here is full current post, and I am willing to edit. (Also let me know if you think i should include the poorly Photoshoped photo or not. Thanks!)

Anchorwatt Nationwide broadcast


"My friends." Cornelius's voice is present but the only image is one of a raging fireplace. the camera slowly pans right showing Cornelius wearing his usual attire and sitting in a Leather chair. Behind him are grand bookcases filled with book that look untouched. He closes a book he was pretending to read and took off his reading glasses. He sat there in silence staring into the camera. Only the crackling of the fire was audible. The whole nation sat watching him in curiosity as to what he might say. Watching him like they worshiped him.

"We are going to war. But let it be known that we did not declare this first. Caelestiam has threatened our glorious nation with total war. I do not respond to threats lightly and nor should you.”

He stood up from his chair and began to pace around the room.

“They are clearly bent on harming each and every single one of you. But do not fear my fellow Wattsons! We shall protect you from their attacks and distorted views. And in order to succeed we need your help. all non-humans you find are to be turned into the nearest newly founded Humane detainment facilities for proper disposal. This is the first step in securing safety for our glorious nation. We plan on setting up proper defenses and special task forces dedicated to eradicating the threat. If you feel a calling to join our nations military I suggest you call the military hotline“ A number shows up at the bottom of the screen. “Our pastors shall pray for you as you accept your true calling in eradicating the heretics.”

“There are other ways you can help. It is very important you do not question any personnel as we are at war. Unnecessary complications are… well unnecessary.” He chuckles. “And causing complications will only end poorly for all parties involved. In the meantime those who are unable to serve may send great amounts of hate-mail to any citizens of Caelestiam. Really let them know their ways are heretical. Afterall they’re calling us a ‘ backwater hole of a nation’ and ‘Monsters’ hmph THEY my friends are the monsters. Be their guiding light In this dire time. We need the support of every single one of you. Let it be known that Anchorwatt declares war on Caelestiam. And we shall cleanse them in fire.”

The broadcast cuts back to a popular racist sitcom. “Stupid foreigner!” is the first thing anyone heard after the announcement followed by studio laughter.

Okay so how quickly do you want to be destroyed and knocked out of the war? Mussolini's Italy fast or France fast?

[Nastibeat]

Howdy! I'm on today. If you look I had already declared war, it just might have been pasted wrong. And I had written the first part a while ago. Hence why it started out good. I wrote the other part today.

Here is full current post, and I am willing to edit. (Also let me know if you think i should include the poorly Photoshoped photo or not. Thanks!)

Anchorwatt Nationwide broadcast
(Image)

"My friends." Cornelius's voice is present but the only image is one of a raging fireplace. the camera slowly pans right showing Cornelius wearing his usual attire and sitting in a Leather chair. Behind him are grand bookcases filled with book that look untouched. He closes a book he was pretending to read and took off his reading glasses. He sat there in silence staring into the camera. Only the crackling of the fire was audible. The whole nation sat watching him in curiosity as to what he might say. Watching him like they worshiped him.

"We are going to war. But let it be known that we did not declare this first. Caelestiam has threatened our glorious nation with total war. I do not respond to threats lightly and nor should you.”

He stood up from his chair and began to pace around the room.

“They are clearly bent on harming each and every single one of you. But do not fear my fellow Wattsons! We shall protect you from their attacks and distorted views. And in order to succeed we need your help. all non-humans you find are to be turned into the nearest newly founded Humane detainment facilities for proper disposal. This is the first step in securing safety for our glorious nation. We plan on setting up proper defenses and special task forces dedicated to eradicating the threat. If you feel a calling to join our nations military I suggest you call the military hotline“ A number shows up at the bottom of the screen. “Our pastors shall pray for you as you accept your true calling in eradicating the heretics.”

“There are other ways you can help. It is very important you do not question any personnel as we are at war. Unnecessary complications are… well unnecessary.” He chuckles. “And causing complications will only end poorly for all parties involved. In the meantime those who are unable to serve may send great amounts of hate-mail to any citizens of Caelestiam. Really let them know their ways are heretical. Afterall they’re calling us a ‘ backwater hole of a nation’ and ‘Monsters’ hmph THEY my friends are the monsters. Be their guiding light In this dire time. We need the support of every single one of you. Let it be known that Anchorwatt declares war on Caelestiam. And we shall cleanse them in fire.”

The broadcast cuts back to a popular racist sitcom. “Stupid foreigner!” is the first thing anyone heard after the announcement followed by studio laughter.

Okay so how quickly do you want to be destroyed and knocked out of the war? Mussolini's Italy fast or France fast?

Ehhh.. Musssolinitaly will do. (Also just realized i posted with wrong nation. BRB)

[Caelestiam]

Okay so how quickly do you want to be destroyed and knocked out of the war? Mussolini's Italy fast or France fast?

Ehhh.. Musssolinitaly will do.

So then you'll be giving us a good fight but getting knocked out first?

[Anchorwatt]

Ehhh.. Musssolinitaly will do.

So then you'll be giving us a good fight but getting knocked out first?

"Yeah. We aren't going without a fight. but we are going. No question about that."
(For anyone who doesn't know Nastibeat is my main nation now. So forgive for my switching back and forth.)

[Hydraic Empire]

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

And Anchorwatts post starts out really good, but the grammar gets a little weird at the end... When he says 'declares war on Caelestiam' is he meaning that that is an asterisk action or something? Does he not now how to declare war or...?

Let the abyss gaze away. It will only see its doom.

Zaurell - next chance you get, make a titanpad and TG me the link so we can cowrite my first military defeat :P