The Feng World War(OOC Thread, MT Now invite-only)

[Great Feng]

Chill.
I've got it halfway/ a third of the way/ a fourth of the way done.
Here's it so far:

Yujing Palace, Yujing, Feng
"YOU DID WHAT"? The emperor screamed at the Feng ambassador to the IFC.
"I-I was drunk and didn't mean to sire! I'm sorry!" The ambassador bumbled. "How was I supposed to know that the L&A Delegate would ban us anyway? Also, I'm sorry for drinking before going to the meeti-"

"ENOUGH! YOU HAVE FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING FOR US! YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!" Yan shouted, scaring the young man. He then turned off the screen, slumped back into his chair, and facepalmed himself.
Now what? That fucking idiot ruined everything. He though to himself. I can't believe he acted so stupid. How could he have acted so idiotically?
He sighed, and clenched his left fist, then punched his computer, then yelped when it twisted his wrist while punching it, hurting him a little.
Cradling his left hand, he began thinking of what would happen next.
Sure the URA and Roskians will take advantage of this.

Stop triple posting.

Also, please tell me that's not even a fourth of the thing. Please.

I dunno, It's a fifth to a sixth of it, most likely.
Depends on how much I write and how much ideas I have for the post that I can get done before 7PM, as if I write a lot today but then work more on it tomorrow, people will be pissed for not posting it today. So I've got to make it as good as I can but it has to be posted today else people will lose all remaining hope and leave if I wait to post it just so I can make it even better tomorrow and post it tomorrow around 7. I got to post it today-It's my last chance.

[Great Feng]

Edit: Deleted, wrong thread

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

>Tries to save draft so I wouldn't lose it
>"Error, internet disconnected"
....
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(Image)

Okay, this has basically devolved into you complaining and spamming the thread. I'm out.

[Great Feng]

>Tries to save draft so I wouldn't lose it
>"Error, internet disconnected"
....
....

(Image)

Okay, this has basically devolved into you complaining and spamming the thread. I'm out.

Hmm?
Oh, sorry, I meant to post that into TET.
I'll delte that post immediately.
EDIT: Anyone know how to get back lost text that was deleted when you try to save a draft but it says "error internet disconnected" and returns to the post you tried to save but it got rid of all the text you wrote besides what was in there when you successfully saved it last time?

[Common Territories]

Okay, this has basically devolved into you complaining and spamming the thread. I'm out.

Hmm?
Oh, sorry, I meant to post that into TET.
I'll delte that post immediately.
EDIT: Anyone know how to get back lost text that was deleted when you try to save a draft but it says "error internet disconnected" and returns to the post you tried to save but it got rid of all the text you wrote besides what was in there when you successfully saved it last time?

You can't. Text lost is text loss. Your best bet is to get Modzilla, which saves progress best (and in most cases wont work, it's your last chance essentially), or to save drafts more frequently if your internet indeed seems to bust down at perfect times.

[Great Feng]

Hmm?
Oh, sorry, I meant to post that into TET.
I'll delte that post immediately.
EDIT: Anyone know how to get back lost text that was deleted when you try to save a draft but it says "error internet disconnected" and returns to the post you tried to save but it got rid of all the text you wrote besides what was in there when you successfully saved it last time?

You can't. Text lost is text loss. Your best bet is to get Modzilla, which saves progress best (and in most cases wont work, it's your last chance essentially), or to save drafts more frequently if your internet indeed seems to bust down at perfect times.

Damn. Well, trying to get back into the writing mood, that really got me out of it. I can't remember all of it. Well, sorry guys, I'll try to write even better.

[The United Remnants of America]

You can't. Text lost is text loss. Your best bet is to get Modzilla, which saves progress best (and in most cases wont work, it's your last chance essentially), or to save drafts more frequently if your internet indeed seems to bust down at perfect times.

Damn. Well, trying to get back into the writing mood, that really got me out of it. I can't remember all of it. Well, sorry guys, I'll try to write even better.

If my Internet sucked, I'd work offsite on Drive or Word and then transfer it, since Drive saves constantly, and Word can work offline. But what do I know?

I know sometimes hitting back page works. I've lost entire posts because I click off the page, and hitting back page will take me back to my writing.

[Great Feng]

Damn. Well, trying to get back into the writing mood, that really got me out of it. I can't remember all of it. Well, sorry guys, I'll try to write even better.

If my Internet sucked, I'd work offsite on Drive or Word and then transfer it, since Drive saves constantly, and Word can work offline. But what do I know?

I know sometimes hitting back page works. I've lost entire posts because I click off the page, and hitting back page will take me back to my writing.

I don't have word, and I prefer typing where I can click preview and see all my work and the code like the box tool and the italics tool in use.

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

If my Internet sucked, I'd work offsite on Drive or Word and then transfer it, since Drive saves constantly, and Word can work offline. But what do I know?

I know sometimes hitting back page works. I've lost entire posts because I click off the page, and hitting back page will take me back to my writing.

I don't have word, and I prefer typing where I can click preview and see all my work and the code like the box tool and the italics tool in use.

You can do all that by hand, you know.

[Allanea]

Open Office is free.

[Great Feng]

Open Office is free.

?What?
Also, can people stop posting randomly without being invited?
Geez.

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

Open Office is free.

?What?
Also, can people stop posting randomly without being invited?
Geez.

What??
Dude, what are you talking about?

[Great Feng]

?What?
Also, can people stop posting randomly without being invited?
Geez.

What??
Dude, what are you talking about?

I don't remember Allanea posting here before.
If he did, then he's welcome.
Also, more people keep posting, like the CMB guy, when this says invite-only/closed so people are trespassing on the thread.
While I don't mind that too much, it's annoying other people, so I'm trying to prevent people from inviting themselves in now.
Though people who posted before in this thread are okay.



Also:

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Yujing Palace, Yujing, Feng
"YOU DID WHAT"? The emperor screamed at the Feng ambassador to the IFC.
"I-I was drunk and didn't mean to sire! I'm sorry!" The ambassador bumbled. "How was I supposed to know that the L&A Delegate would ban us anyway? Also, I'm sorry for drinking before going to the meeti-"

"ENOUGH! YOU HAVE FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING FOR US! YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!" Yan shouted, scaring the young man. He then turned off the screen, slumped back into his chair, and facepalmed himself.
Now what? That fucking idiot ruined everything. He though to himself. I can't believe he acted so stupid. How could he have acted so idiotically?
He sighed, and clenched his left fist, then punched his computer, then yelped when it twisted his wrist while punching it, hurting him a little.
Cradling his left hand, he began thinking of what would happen next.
Sure the The United Remnants of America(URA) and Roski will take advantage of this. They despise Feng with a passion.
Remembering those two nations brought a "thump" in his head. Another headache, caused by those two nations. He sighed, and swallowed some Tylenol washed down with water.
They will no doubt use "Feng aggression" and "Feng Imperialism" as an excuse to gather allies to declare war on Feng.
So if that's so...I need to gather Feng's allies.
He frowned when he thought that. Many of Feng's allies were in the IFC, or had ties with Roski or URA. The only reliable allies nearby was Topkekkia, Togeria, Mangjukoia and New Tuva SSR. The first one was a historical Feng ally, the second and third were in Feng's Quadruple alliance(Which also had Aravea as a member but Aravea had looser ties in the alliance), while the last despite being Communist, had traded with Feng in the past and was considered a honorary ally despite their Communist nature. Also, they were key in blocking Roskian military moves east so they were a crucial ally, despite being a government type which Feng officially disliked and disapproved of.
Togeria and Topkekkia had key locations in the Pacific as well, making them key in protecting Feng.
As well, Feng had The Royally United Provinces as a key ally in western Europe, not to mention North Timeria holding Brazil. These allies would likely be the first to respond to Feng's request for help.
The empire of Organized States would likely help the URA, making for a very dangerous potential base against Feng that could be used to attack Feng from the Ryukyu Islands.
When he reached the Ryukyu Island issue, he bit his lip.

He had two options: Launch a surprise preemptive strike to capture the Ryukyus, or let it be a potential base for an invasion by the anti-Feng coalition.
Right when debating that issue, his uncle, the Prime Minister/President of the Feng Royal Republic, Lulong Yin, walked into the room, looking disturbed. He glanced at Yan, and Yan instantly knew why.

"So, you heard." He mumbled.

"Of course I heard. I'm a President, not a damn homeless person." Lulong snapped. "To think your ambassador would do something so stupid-"
"Don't worry Uncle, he's been fired already." Yan interrupted.
"It doesn't matter, the damage has already been done. The URA and Roskians will doubtless not hesitate to use this opportunity while Feng has less diplomatic allies than usual. What do you expect to do about this?" He asked.
That's when Yan surprisingly grinned at his uncle. His uncle was started and felt his heart quicken a bit by the sudden change of mood in his nephew.
"This may look like a bad situation-And I won't lie, it likely is. But this is also an opportunity to finally rid us of our enemies. As such, I'll try to take the opportunistic style of looking at things." He told his Uncle.
"But our people don't want a war-I mean, they would gladly fight for our great country and die, but they don't want to die just to prove our superiority." His uncle lectured him.
"Of course they don't. But this isn't about Feng's cultural superiority-It's about preserving Feng's pride as a nation and proving other nations can't push us around. The people would hate it if we were pushed around like some lightweight. They would demand we defend our nation.


His uncle nodded. "That is true. However, we must first attempt diplomacy. If we jump to war, we will sound like the aggressors. Also, do you plan for conquering territory for Feng in this war?"

Yan waved his hand while laughing. "Oh heavens no, that'd make us seem like Imperialists. The age of the empire is over, since we became a democratic confederation. Feng is no longer an "East Asian superpower": It is a multi-ethnic democratic union with Feng being it's heart, but not the only important part of it."

Lulong nodded. Just as I expect from you. I suppose you'd agree to white peace or minor land gains or money payments for nations who surrender?
Yan nodded back. "Of course. Though I may replace their governments with democracies if they are dictatorships, or executive constitutional monarchies, depending on how much they like or hate constitutional monarchies. However, the main gains for Feng here will be diplomatic, not territorial or monetary gain."

Lulong stroked his chin, then leaned over and whispered.
"What about the Ryukyu islands?"
Yan nodded. He leaned in and whispered into his uncle's ear.
"I have my plans. These islands will be the diplomatic leverage we need. I will send troops nearby patrolling to immediately blockade and assault the island. The OS as far as they know are liked by the Feng and they believe we'd rather try to leverage them to join our side with promises of rewards and the like."

[Topkekkia]

What??
Dude, what are you talking about?

I don't remember Allanea posting here before.
If he did, then he's welcome.
Also, more people keep posting, like the CMB guy, when this says invite-only/closed so people are trespassing on the thread.
While I don't mind that too much, it's annoying other people, so I'm trying to prevent people from inviting themselves in now.
Though people who posted before in this thread are okay.



Also:

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Yujing Palace, Yujing, Feng
"YOU DID WHAT"? The emperor screamed at the Feng ambassador to the IFC.
"I-I was drunk and didn't mean to sire! I'm sorry!" The ambassador bumbled. "How was I supposed to know that the L&A Delegate would ban us anyway? Also, I'm sorry for drinking before going to the meeti-"

"ENOUGH! YOU HAVE FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING FOR US! YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!" Yan shouted, scaring the young man. He then turned off the screen, slumped back into his chair, and facepalmed himself.
Now what? That fucking idiot ruined everything. He though to himself. I can't believe he acted so stupid. How could he have acted so idiotically?
He sighed, and clenched his left fist, then punched his computer, then yelped when it twisted his wrist while punching it, hurting him a little.
Cradling his left hand, he began thinking of what would happen next.
Sure the The United Remnants of America(URA) and Roski will take advantage of this. They despise Feng with a passion.
Remembering those two nations brought a "thump" in his head. Another headache, caused by those two nations. He sighed, and swallowed some Tylenol washed down with water.
They will no doubt use "Feng aggression" and "Feng Imperialism" as an excuse to gather allies to declare war on Feng.
So if that's so...I need to gather Feng's allies.
He frowned when he thought that. Many of Feng's allies were in the IFC, or had ties with Roski or URA. The only reliable allies nearby was Topkekkia, Togeria, Mangjukoia and New Tuva SSR. The first one was a historical Feng ally, the second and third were in Feng's Quadruple alliance(Which also had Aravea as a member but Aravea had looser ties in the alliance), while the last despite being Communist, had traded with Feng in the past and was considered a honorary ally despite their Communist nature. Also, they were key in blocking Roskian military moves east so they were a crucial ally, despite being a government type which Feng officially disliked and disapproved of.
Togeria and Topkekkia had key locations in the Pacific as well, making them key in protecting Feng.
As well, Feng had The Royally United Provinces as a key ally in western Europe, not to mention North Timeria holding Brazil. These allies would likely be the first to respond to Feng's request for help.
The empire of Organized States would likely help the URA, making for a very dangerous potential base against Feng that could be used to attack Feng from the Ryukyu Islands.
When he reached the Ryukyu Island issue, he bit his lip.

He had two options: Launch a surprise preemptive strike to capture the Ryukyus, or let it be a potential base for an invasion by the anti-Feng coalition.
Right when debating that issue, his uncle, the Prime Minister/President of the Feng Royal Republic, Lulong Yin, walked into the room, looking disturbed. He glanced at Yan, and Yan instantly knew why.

"So, you heard." He mumbled.

"Of course I heard. I'm a President, not a damn homeless person." Lulong snapped. "To think your ambassador would do something so stupid-"
"Don't worry Uncle, he's been fired already." Yan interrupted.
"It doesn't matter, the damage has already been done. The URA and Roskians will doubtless not hesitate to use this opportunity while Feng has less diplomatic allies than usual. What do you expect to do about this?" He asked.
That's when Yan surprisingly grinned at his uncle. His uncle was started and felt his heart quicken a bit by the sudden change of mood in his nephew.
"This may look like a bad situation-And I won't lie, it likely is. But this is also an opportunity to finally rid us of our enemies. As such, I'll try to take the opportunistic style of looking at things." He told his Uncle.
"But our people don't want a war-I mean, they would gladly fight for our great country and die, but they don't want to die just to prove our superiority." His uncle lectured him.
"Of course they don't. But this isn't about Feng's cultural superiority-It's about preserving Feng's pride as a nation and proving other nations can't push us around. The people would hate it if we were pushed around like some lightweight. They would demand we defend our nation.


His uncle nodded. "That is true. However, we must first attempt diplomacy. If we jump to war, we will sound like the aggressors. Also, do you plan for conquering territory for Feng in this war?"

Yan waved his hand while laughing. "Oh heavens no, that'd make us seem like Imperialists. The age of the empire is over, since we became a democratic confederation. Feng is no longer an "East Asian superpower": It is a multi-ethnic democratic union with Feng being it's heart, but not the only important part of it."

Lulong nodded. Just as I expect from you. I suppose you'd agree to white peace or minor land gains or money payments for nations who surrender?
Yan nodded back. "Of course. Though I may replace their governments with democracies if they are dictatorships, or executive constitutional monarchies, depending on how much they like or hate constitutional monarchies. However, the main gains for Feng here will be diplomatic, not territorial or monetary gain."

Lulong stroked his chin, then leaned over and whispered.
"What about the Ryukyu islands?"
Yan nodded. He leaned in and whispered into his uncle's ear.
"I have my plans. These islands will be the diplomatic leverage we need. I will send troops nearby patrolling to immediately blockade and assault the island. The OS as far as they know are liked by the Feng and they believe we'd rather try to leverage them to join our side with promises of rewards and the like."

Good, but:
Quotation marks are handy
Your BBCode is broken at the beginning

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

It's hard to follow, you've got too many nations (you don't need to list them), and you've got way too many things going

[Organized States]

If my Internet sucked, I'd work offsite on Drive or Word and then transfer it, since Drive saves constantly, and Word can work offline. But what do I know?

I know sometimes hitting back page works. I've lost entire posts because I click off the page, and hitting back page will take me back to my writing.

I don't have word, and I prefer typing where I can click preview and see all my work and the code like the box tool and the italics tool in use.

I use drive, memorize all the code for italics and bolding, put them down, and write it all out.

Then I go back to NS, go to new post, check preview to see if everything looks nice, and then post if it does.

[Great Feng]

I really hate to do this....
But I'm still at work with the thread and may not get it up tonight, partially due to GF problems springing up. I'm still working on it, just may not finish it all tonight.
I'm sorry everyone...
I'll hopefully have it done by tomorrow night.
And this time I'm actually working on it and have it saved multiple times so even if my internet glitches out, I have several versions of it saved, so I should have it done by tomorrow.

[Great Feng]

Working on it some more immediately.
At school though, so can't focus solely on this.

[The United Remnants of America]

Updating us with a lack of results is like having a news show that tells us nothing happened today.

[Great Feng]

Updating us with a lack of results is like having a news show that tells us nothing happened today.

?
I'm just letting you guys know that I'm working on it. I'm posting it so you people will be happy that I'm actually working on it and will be done hopefully later tonight.

[The United Remnants of America]

Updating us with a lack of results is like having a news show that tells us nothing happened today.

?
I'm just letting you guys know that I'm working on it. I'm posting it so you people will be happy that I'm actually working on it and will be done hopefully later tonight.

We want results. We know you're working on it. We've known that for several days. You're wasting time posting here that you're still working on the post(information we already have) instead of working on the post in question(the results we want).

When I ask my committees or underlings to do something in the real world. I expect them to report back with an acknowledgement or that they've done it. I don't want two to three emails in my inbox from someone saying they're working on the thing I asked them to do.

Max Berry doesn't use the News function to announce he's still working on a project. He announces the preview, and then he announces it's done and out. There are six announcements in between about Max still developing the new project.

[Roski]

please drop me from the thread.

thank you.

[Great Feng]

?
I'm just letting you guys know that I'm working on it. I'm posting it so you people will be happy that I'm actually working on it and will be done hopefully later tonight.

We want results. We know you're working on it. We've known that for several days. You're wasting time posting here that you're still working on the post(information we already have) instead of working on the post in question(the results we want).

When I ask my committees or underlings to do something in the real world. I expect them to report back with an acknowledgement or that they've done it. I don't want two to three emails in my inbox from someone saying they're working on the thing I asked them to do.

Max Berry doesn't use the News function to announce he's still working on a project. He announces the preview, and then he announces it's done and out. There are six announcements in between about Max still developing the new project.

Ah.
Well, it'll be done by tonight.
I've been doing my best to make sure it's saved and ready.

please drop me from the thread.

thank you.

Dammit, just give it a few more hours. If it's not up by tonight, I'll let you all leave and even dissolve the thread.


EDIT: I'm sneaking some work on the thread at the moment as not allowed on NS, so main work will be done at home and I'll be working on it even more in an hour and a half, it'll be done about 8PM latest.

[Roski]

We want results. We know you're working on it. We've known that for several days. You're wasting time posting here that you're still working on the post(information we already have) instead of working on the post in question(the results we want).

When I ask my committees or underlings to do something in the real world. I expect them to report back with an acknowledgement or that they've done it. I don't want two to three emails in my inbox from someone saying they're working on the thing I asked them to do.

Max Berry doesn't use the News function to announce he's still working on a project. He announces the preview, and then he announces it's done and out. There are six announcements in between about Max still developing the new project.

Ah.
Well, it'll be done by tonight.
I've been doing my best to make sure it's saved and ready.

please drop me from the thread.

thank you.

Dammit, just give it a few more hours. If it's not up by tonight, I'll let you all leave and even dissolve the thread.

my reasons for leaving are not relevant to the time period of the IC

its more of a i don't have to time to realistically RP this, I am already sick as it is, so the little bit of time I have will be with completely shit posts (look at the rp with me and vonver for more info), and the conditions of this RP (not the, "OMG these are all garbage players" because frankly that's not true, more, the conditions of the background and setting of the RP) are not something im too fond of.

I intended to state this earlier but simply forgot.

[Great Feng]

Ah.
Well, it'll be done by tonight.
I've been doing my best to make sure it's saved and ready.

Dammit, just give it a few more hours. If it's not up by tonight, I'll let you all leave and even dissolve the thread.

my reasons for leaving are not relevant to the time period of the IC

its more of a i don't have to time to realistically RP this, I am already sick as it is, so the little bit of time I have will be with completely shit posts (look at the rp with me and vonver for more info), and the conditions of this RP (not the, "OMG these are all garbage players" because frankly that's not true, more, the conditions of the background and setting of the RP) are not something im too fond of.

I intended to state this earlier but simply forgot.

Okay then.
I'm still gonna have the thread done tonight.