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Peace Erupts in Umkhonto we Sizwe

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Peace Erupts in Umkhonto we Sizwe

Postby Umkhonto we Sizwe » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:26 pm

BREAKING NEWS: UMKHONTO WE SIZWE FALLS VICTIM TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Ougadougou Herald

The Democratic Republic of Umkhonto we Sizwe is in a sad state of affairs.

Yes, unfortunately, there is no civil war in Umkhonto we Sizwe, nor have there been any recent military coups. There are no tensions between rival factions over ideals and faiths, and there hasn't been a terrorist attack for as long as any one can remember. Umkhonto we Sizwe hasn't even called upon the rest of the world to attack another nation for remote or non-existent reasons.

With no border conflicts, assassinations, religious prosecution, allegations of torture, popular uprisings, genocides, foreign occupations or even ethnic cleansing, the Democratic Republic of Umkhonto we Sizwe feels desperately alone in the world. It's really very sad.

Simba Ngoube, Ougadougou Herald
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Mykola wrote:By the time lenin realized the evil of Stalin he had suffered from chronic strokes and was dead.


Blademasters765 wrote:
Revolvisia wrote:OOC: ...Right guys, this is just awf. It's so awful it doesn't even need the full word to recognise how truly awful it is. There is no RP here, it's all just "We did this" and then your opponent replies "Well I did this" and it's shockingly bad... You've even been calling each others losses, a huge taboo in NS RP. So please, put a bit more work in for this to succeed.


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Postby Revolvisia » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:31 pm

...No conflict!? In NationStates!?

Madness!
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Postby Gracefall » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:33 pm

OOC: Guessing this is satire?
Bryn Shander wrote:
The Fedral Union wrote:This should show you players have vandettas against people for no reason mostly. Avoid them and rise above the rumors and BS.

Yeah, you've really got to worry about those vandettas.

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Postby Umkhonto we Sizwe » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:33 pm

Gracefall wrote:OOC: Guessing this is satire?

You guess correct.
Mykola wrote:By the time lenin realized the evil of Stalin he had suffered from chronic strokes and was dead.


Blademasters765 wrote:
Revolvisia wrote:OOC: ...Right guys, this is just awf. It's so awful it doesn't even need the full word to recognise how truly awful it is. There is no RP here, it's all just "We did this" and then your opponent replies "Well I did this" and it's shockingly bad... You've even been calling each others losses, a huge taboo in NS RP. So please, put a bit more work in for this to succeed.


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Postby The Louisiana Republic » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:43 pm

OOC: I lol'd.
"Give me liberty or give me a large cash settlement, a brand-new Mercedes, a 52-inch TV, a personal chef, a whole new wardrobe, extra butter, plastic surgery, and that house over there."
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Postby Umkhonto we Sizwe » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:19 am

This seems more relevant now than it did when I first wrote it.
Mykola wrote:By the time lenin realized the evil of Stalin he had suffered from chronic strokes and was dead.


Blademasters765 wrote:
Revolvisia wrote:OOC: ...Right guys, this is just awf. It's so awful it doesn't even need the full word to recognise how truly awful it is. There is no RP here, it's all just "We did this" and then your opponent replies "Well I did this" and it's shockingly bad... You've even been calling each others losses, a huge taboo in NS RP. So please, put a bit more work in for this to succeed.


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Postby Trefoilland » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:28 am

YO PIECE WILL GET SHATURD WIT MAH TANKS AND LAZORS!!!

OOC: Just kidding, rest in peace.
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Postby Trefoilland » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:34 am

Semi-OOC: Hey, I found something for you: the nation of Blackhelm unjustly prepares to invade Gracefall to take all their oil. Join the multinational coalition to defend them against these imperialists!
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Postby Umkhonto we Sizwe » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:35 am

OOC: But... then this thread would be a lie and I wouldn't be able to keep my 'holier than thou' manner.
Mykola wrote:By the time lenin realized the evil of Stalin he had suffered from chronic strokes and was dead.


Blademasters765 wrote:
Revolvisia wrote:OOC: ...Right guys, this is just awf. It's so awful it doesn't even need the full word to recognise how truly awful it is. There is no RP here, it's all just "We did this" and then your opponent replies "Well I did this" and it's shockingly bad... You've even been calling each others losses, a huge taboo in NS RP. So please, put a bit more work in for this to succeed.


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Postby Gracefall » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:36 am

OOC: Dude, I thank you for advertising, but... that's a tad off-topic, iddn't?
Bryn Shander wrote:
The Fedral Union wrote:This should show you players have vandettas against people for no reason mostly. Avoid them and rise above the rumors and BS.

Yeah, you've really got to worry about those vandettas.

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Postby Trefoilland » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:45 am

Gracefall wrote:OOC: Dude, I thank you for advertising, but... that's a tad off-topic, iddn't?


OOC: Not really.

1. It's still International Incidents.
2. Umkhonto we Sizwe is bored and boredom kills.
3. Umkhonto we Sizwe is part of my Diplomatic Exchange Program.
4. Blackhelm takes part in an imperialistic policy.
5. You need allies.
6. Er... 6... Whatever.
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Postby Gracefall » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:45 am

OOC: Whatevs ya sayzors, dude.
Bryn Shander wrote:
The Fedral Union wrote:This should show you players have vandettas against people for no reason mostly. Avoid them and rise above the rumors and BS.

Yeah, you've really got to worry about those vandettas.

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- 20% Navy
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Postby Umkhonto we Sizwe » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:58 am

OOC: Okay... what?
Mykola wrote:By the time lenin realized the evil of Stalin he had suffered from chronic strokes and was dead.


Blademasters765 wrote:
Revolvisia wrote:OOC: ...Right guys, this is just awf. It's so awful it doesn't even need the full word to recognise how truly awful it is. There is no RP here, it's all just "We did this" and then your opponent replies "Well I did this" and it's shockingly bad... You've even been calling each others losses, a huge taboo in NS RP. So please, put a bit more work in for this to succeed.


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Postby Gracefall » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:59 am

OOC: "Whatever you say, dude", with pointless internet slang thrown in to be random.
Bryn Shander wrote:
The Fedral Union wrote:This should show you players have vandettas against people for no reason mostly. Avoid them and rise above the rumors and BS.

Yeah, you've really got to worry about those vandettas.

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- 20% Navy
- 20% Air Force
- 10% Special Forces
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Postby Umkhonto we Sizwe » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:00 am

OOC: Ah, English ain't my first lingo, yo. Word.
Mykola wrote:By the time lenin realized the evil of Stalin he had suffered from chronic strokes and was dead.


Blademasters765 wrote:
Revolvisia wrote:OOC: ...Right guys, this is just awf. It's so awful it doesn't even need the full word to recognise how truly awful it is. There is no RP here, it's all just "We did this" and then your opponent replies "Well I did this" and it's shockingly bad... You've even been calling each others losses, a huge taboo in NS RP. So please, put a bit more work in for this to succeed.


I could but its 4 in the morning
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Postby Trefoilland » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:02 am

Umkhonto we Sizwe wrote:OOC: Ah, English ain't my first lingo, yo. Word.


OOC: What is your first language? I can still translate in French, Turkish and Broken German.
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Postby Umkhonto we Sizwe » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:04 am

OOC: Hah, no. I'm Zimbabwean. My first language is Shona.
Mykola wrote:By the time lenin realized the evil of Stalin he had suffered from chronic strokes and was dead.


Blademasters765 wrote:
Revolvisia wrote:OOC: ...Right guys, this is just awf. It's so awful it doesn't even need the full word to recognise how truly awful it is. There is no RP here, it's all just "We did this" and then your opponent replies "Well I did this" and it's shockingly bad... You've even been calling each others losses, a huge taboo in NS RP. So please, put a bit more work in for this to succeed.


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