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by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:44 pm
by Frolosti » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:10 pm
The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania wrote:The Kansler rose from his seat, and waited for most of the delegates to quiet down. A soldier turned the laptop to face the Kansler.
"Everyone, I as current representative of the Wolfussian state until the Alpha arrives, would like to thank you for coming to the nation. While we still have a few others coming to the Citadel, such as a representative from Annistrail, I would like to address a few things.
For those of you looking for trade deals, our nation is rich with minerals and ore, as well as in the areas of production. Our large population as well as labour from criminals and conquered ones can suit the needs of most every state. If your manufacturing companies wish to invest and build here, we assure that they will be very profitable.
Our military is vast, and we are always looking for conflict to fuel our 'Eternal War', which has been raging for many decades already. This war gives us a cause to die for, which is an essential part of Wolfussian culture and identity. Our troops will gladly assist friendly nations in times of need, you only need to contact our state.
The main reason we have invited you, however, is because of our absolute leader, the Alpha-Venneskelig. She has been very clear on wanting to establish diplomatic ties with other nations, in order to bring our state into the international stage. The Alpha was also clear on establishing ties with every kind of nation, even those that we find inferior. If it was up to me, the Jiakris people wouldn't be in this room tonight, as they have blatantly insulted our state and everything we stand for. But the Alpha has ordered the High Party and I, and so we must obey. And I am happy to serve my state.
And please, eat any amount of food you want, even if that amount is none.
Also, the Alpha-Venneskelig should be personally arriving very soon, just after she finishes at the head Ministry of Peace. The Alpha is currently publicly executing the Brotherhood leaders, by feeding them to rabid dogs."
❆IN FROST AND❅SNOW, WE SHALL❅RISE AND GROW❆Prince: Arvid II
Founded: Jan. 1806
Population: 21,500,000
Military Personnel: 7,050,000
Government: Unitary Semi-Constitutional Monarchy[/b]
by Annistrail » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:24 pm
Frolosti wrote:"Rabid dogs? Sorry, but that's weak. She should've blown them from a gun, in my opinion," Arvid blurted out.
by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:40 pm
Frolosti wrote:"Rabid dogs? Sorry, but that's weak. She should've blown them from a gun, in my opinion," Arvid blurted out.
by Frolosti » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:45 pm
The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania wrote:Frolosti wrote:"Rabid dogs? Sorry, but that's weak. She should've blown them from a gun, in my opinion," Arvid blurted out.
"Being eaten alive is a much more suitable punishment for these rebels. Being shot is a punishment for petty criminals, used in the conquered lands for lack of wolves or dogs on hand. We also do enjoy watching the symbol of our nation destroying those who defy us, hence the being eaten alive by Wolves. Unfortunately, this public execution had to be rushed, and I, as the Head Minister of Public Enlightenment as well as Kansler, couldn't oversee the event as I was here. So we used dogs for this one, but most are wolves.
The Alpha is also known to personally use a ceremonial axe to execute prisoners, in times of war. However, she is coming here directly after, so the amount of blood on her armour would be distasteful."
The Kansler then looked over in the direction of the Annistrailian Marshall, and said "Ah, I was told you were coming. It is an honour to have you in the nation, Marshall Webster."
❆IN FROST AND❅SNOW, WE SHALL❅RISE AND GROW❆Prince: Arvid II
Founded: Jan. 1806
Population: 21,500,000
Military Personnel: 7,050,000
Government: Unitary Semi-Constitutional Monarchy[/b]
by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:24 pm
Frolosti wrote:"Well, I meant more like tie them to the mouth of a cannon, and make party confetti out of their muscle tissue, but now that you explained it, it makes sense now," Arvid finished.
by Menra » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:46 pm
The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania wrote:The Kansler rose from his seat, and waited for most of the delegates to quiet down. A soldier turned the laptop to face the Kansler.
"Everyone, I as current representative of the Wolfussian state until the Alpha arrives, would like to thank you for coming to the nation. While we still have a few others coming to the Citadel, such as a representative from Annistrail, I would like to address a few things.
For those of you looking for trade deals, our nation is rich with minerals and ore, as well as in the areas of production. Our large population as well as labour from criminals and conquered ones can suit the needs of most every state. If your manufacturing companies wish to invest and build here, we assure that they will be very profitable.
Our military is vast, and we are always looking for conflict to fuel our 'Eternal War', which has been raging for many decades already. This war gives us a cause to die for, which is an essential part of Wolfussian culture and identity. Our troops will gladly assist friendly nations in times of need, you only need to contact our state.
The main reason we have invited you, however, is because of our absolute leader, the Alpha-Venneskelig. She has been very clear on wanting to establish diplomatic ties with other nations, in order to bring our state into the international stage. The Alpha was also clear on establishing ties with every kind of nation, even those that we find inferior. If it was up to me, the Jiakris people wouldn't be in this room tonight, as they have blatantly insulted our state and everything we stand for. But the Alpha has ordered the High Party and I, and so we must obey. And I am happy to serve my state.
And please, eat any amount of food you want, even if that amount is none.
Also, the Alpha-Venneskelig should be personally arriving very soon, just after she finishes at the head Ministry of Peace. The Alpha is currently publicly executing the Brotherhood leaders, by feeding them to rabid dogs."
by Imperial Wolfenstein » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:28 pm
The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania wrote:
He then spoke to Heinrich directly, saying "The Alpha told me that she admires your nation, and hopes to make some sort of alliance with your Führer, but I'll let her speak of that when she arrives."
With reports of a rise in terrorist activity in Moscow, Reichsmarschall Friedrich von Oberammergau has made an announcement warning the deviant insurgents to cease all acts against the Reich or "untold retaliation" will be directed towards the city/The 2nd SS Division " Das Reich" has been dispatched to the Eastern Directorate to assist in patrolling the area of Tokyo
by Frolosti » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:16 pm
The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania wrote:Frolosti wrote:"Well, I meant more like tie them to the mouth of a cannon, and make party confetti out of their muscle tissue, but now that you explained it, it makes sense now," Arvid finished.
"I'm sure that has been done, somewhere in the vast provinces of Wolfussia. I'm assuming that your nation endorses public execution, as you are not shrinking away from the topic like other weaker nations.
I have high hopes to establish trading deals with your nation, Prince Arvid. It is common knowegle that I somewhat admire your nation, for not only our common language, but your nationalist pride." Said the Kansler, as he seemed to remember something else.
He then spoke to Heinrich directly, saying "The Alpha told me that she admires your nation, and hopes to make some sort of alliance with your Führer, but I'll let her speak of that when she arrives."
❆IN FROST AND❅SNOW, WE SHALL❅RISE AND GROW❆Prince: Arvid II
Founded: Jan. 1806
Population: 21,500,000
Military Personnel: 7,050,000
Government: Unitary Semi-Constitutional Monarchy[/b]
by The Hairy Men of God » Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:41 am
by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:42 am
The Hairy Men of God wrote:King Abramelin spoke "I come here for three reasons, the first allows the other two. We Wish to establish ties to your great nation as we see much of ourselves in this great land. our second reason is economic, we would like a trade deal as well and i have been given power by the corporations to authorize any and all deals and investments. We would like to move some of our Automobile and Arms manufacturers here.
We would also like to establish a free Trade-military pact. Free trade is established between us, but at any and all times we would be willing to fight for your cause under any circumstance that doesn't directly harm our nation. Further we would like to offer for the sake of this a 45% discount on all arms and general military purchases from our great nation.
Finally I have a special offer that I shall only tell to the Alpha, as it relates directly to your religion."
Imperial Wolfenstein wrote:"Of course, I am sure the Führer would be very interested to discuss such an arrangement further. We are planning further operations in the African continent, and a joint operation would not be out of the question. I am quite excited to finally meet the Alpha Heer Kansler, I hope she arrives soon." Heinrich removed a gold etched cigarette case and lighter emblazoned with the hakenkreuz from his front pocket.
"Am I allowed, Heer Kansler?"
Menra wrote:Here is the deal we may build some mines in your fine nation and you will get a 30% cut how about that
by Annistrail » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:39 pm
by Secundus Imperium Romanum » Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:19 pm
OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF THE ROMAN GOVERNMENT "Senatus Populusque Romanus" Hello, Observing then that the current leaders of the nation of The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania and at his own request after more allies for various purposes, we will send the Diplomat Giullo Norato, one of the most notable of the Empire, to start a possible agreement. - Marcello Golardo Minister of Foreign Affairs. |
by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:07 pm
Secundus Imperium Romanum wrote:
(Image)OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF THE ROMAN GOVERNMENT"Senatus Populusque Romanus"
Hello,
Observing then that the current leaders of the nation of The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania and at his own request after more allies for various purposes, we will send the Diplomat Giullo Norato, one of the most notable of the Empire, to start a possible agreement.
- Marcello Golardo
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
OFFICIAL WOLFUSSIAN MESSAGE
Hello from Wolfussian Oeania,
Our government would be glad to have your diplomat at the Riekondeg Citadel for the event today, and will allow any plane with Norato on board to land. From there he will be escorted to the citadel, by a detachment of Wolfussian troops.
Glory to Wolfussia!
The Fascist Party, Diplomatic Core
Annistrail wrote:When Marshall heard other dignitaries where establishing embassies in Wolfussia he knew it was time to act for the good of his government.
- Excuse me, your excellency - he told the Kansler, when he found her to be unoccupied - Annistrail would also like to appoint an ambassador and establish and embassy in your glorious nation.
- And on the matter of business: we are a new nation, but we excel at the uranium mining industry - Marshall smiled - I'm sure that a nation as powerful as yours could immensely benefit from a trade partnership with us.
Marshall thought for a few seconds before addressing the Kansler again.
- Perhaps we could balance our uranium exports to you with Wolfussian iron ore? - he smiled. - that way we would limit the flow of cash and make things simpler.
by Frolosti » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:21 pm
❆IN FROST AND❅SNOW, WE SHALL❅RISE AND GROW❆Prince: Arvid II
Founded: Jan. 1806
Population: 21,500,000
Military Personnel: 7,050,000
Government: Unitary Semi-Constitutional Monarchy[/b]
by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:01 pm
Frolosti wrote:"So, Kansler, if I may speak, I would like to ask for something. Though, if you mind, let me tell you in whisper due to these other nations' officials," Arvid began.
"I would like to establish an alliance with this wonderful nation, and possibly an arms trade agreement alongside. I strive for Frolosti to become an empire again like it was some 150 years ago, but I must recognize I can't do it alone. Thus, I humbly ask for the establishment of military assistance, whether direct or indirect. If Wolfussia too wishes to cement its dominance on the globe, I will generously offer military assistance as well. This may be more of something your Alpha-Venneskelig to decide on, but I will make the offer anyway," Arvid finished.
"Yeah, cats are weird. Do you guys also agree?" Arvid blurted out, so as to throw off any suspicion. He didn't want the other nations to hear of his proposal.
by Frolosti » Sun Jan 03, 2016 12:38 am
The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania wrote:Frolosti wrote:"So, Kansler, if I may speak, I would like to ask for something. Though, if you mind, let me tell you in whisper due to these other nations' officials," Arvid began.
"I would like to establish an alliance with this wonderful nation, and possibly an arms trade agreement alongside. I strive for Frolosti to become an empire again like it was some 150 years ago, but I must recognize I can't do it alone. Thus, I humbly ask for the establishment of military assistance, whether direct or indirect. If Wolfussia too wishes to cement its dominance on the globe, I will generously offer military assistance as well. This may be more of something your Alpha-Venneskelig to decide on, but I will make the offer anyway," Arvid finished.
"Yeah, cats are weird. Do you guys also agree?" Arvid blurted out, so as to throw off any suspicion. He didn't want the other nations to hear of his proposal.
"Cats are, indeed, weird." Said the Alpha from the head of the table.
The Kansler whispered, without moving his head from its position looking across the table: "If you find us a war to fight in, we will be glad to assist you. Establishing an Empire for your people is an honourable cause, so we are glad to oblige. Our nation already controls the conquered lands, which are ripe with workers to aid our war effort. Our culture as well as religion calls for an Eternal War, one that all the generations can test their steel and win glory for the state. Contact us, and we will fight wholeheartedly."
❆IN FROST AND❅SNOW, WE SHALL❅RISE AND GROW❆Prince: Arvid II
Founded: Jan. 1806
Population: 21,500,000
Military Personnel: 7,050,000
Government: Unitary Semi-Constitutional Monarchy[/b]
by The Hairy Men of God » Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:34 am
by Jiakros » Sun Jan 03, 2016 4:28 am
by Saint Paul Street Evangelization » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:19 am
by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Sun Jan 03, 2016 8:56 am
The Hairy Men of God wrote:King Abramelin smiled towards the Alpha, he began speaking "a pleasure to meet another Divine Ruler, I have already discussed somewhat the opening of an embassy within your lands and some trade deals but you have ultimate authority here so I shall restate so that your own authority may allow.
we would like a trade deal and i have been given power by the corporations to authorize any and all deals and investments. We would like to move some of our Automobile and Arms manufacturers here.
We would also like to establish a free Trade-military pact. Free trade is established between us, but at any and all times we would be willing to fight for your cause under any circumstance that doesn't directly harm our nation. Further we would like to offer for the sake of this a 45% discount on all arms and general military purchases from our great nation.
Finally I offer this to you O divine Ruler, our people are skilled in the matters of mysticism and religion and we have united science with mysticism to a large degree, we are capable currently of both establishing communication and allowing certain conditions that allow the domination of and bargaining with Nedød, Lidelse and Opprettelse.
Establish your dominance over these and overwhelm them with your divine providence, surely this shall make your great nation conquer heights it has yet to see. If you do not wish to do this soon know we shall always offer this service to you O Alpha."
The old red robed King gave a toothy smile.
Saint Paul Street Evangelization wrote:Prince Charles La Penn sends a letter to the Wolfussian Colony of Oceania:
Greetings and congratulations on your victory. I am also in the process of putting down a heretical insurrection within my borders. Hopefully it will not be much longer before peace reigns over my nation again.
I would like to establish diplomatic relations with your nation. My goals are as follows.
1.I would like you to open your borders to our agricultural products.
2. I would like you to allow my street preachers and evangelizers to proclaim the Gospel [url ] http://streetevangelization.com/divinity-of-christ [/url] of Jesus Christ.
If you are amiable to these aims, I will send an envoy to your summit to represent my interests.
OFFICIAL WOLFUSSIAN MESSAGE
Hello from Wolfussian Oeania,
It would be an honour to open our borders to agricultural products coming from your nation, however we cannot comply with the second goal. In our state, all religions not controlled by the government are said to be extremely dangerous, and can turn loyal fascist citizens into dissidents.
Glory to Wolfussia!
The Fascist Party, Diplomatic Corps
by Menassa » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:51 pm
The 18th day of the month of Tevet, in the year of our World 5776
Yerushalayim, Menassa
The 28th day of the month of Tevet, in the year of our World 5776
Ironwulf-Byun, Wolfussia
by Frolosti » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:06 pm
❆IN FROST AND❅SNOW, WE SHALL❅RISE AND GROW❆Prince: Arvid II
Founded: Jan. 1806
Population: 21,500,000
Military Personnel: 7,050,000
Government: Unitary Semi-Constitutional Monarchy[/b]
by The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:30 pm
Frolosti wrote:Arvid was enjoying the food on the table, until he looked up and saw the Alpha-Venneskelig speaking King Abramelin. "Oh my, she's arrived!" Arvid said to himself. "Hello, Alpha-Venneskelig of Wolfussia!" Arvid said, trying to grasp her attention.
Menassa wrote:The 28th day of the month of Tevet, in the year of our World 5776
Ironwulf-Byun, Wolfussia
Judas Hyrcanus waited inside the foyer of the citadel in which he was supposed to attend the meeting that his King had assigned him too. Judas was the leading general on the King's cabinet and he showed up to this dinner fully regaled, his metal helmet had a purple crest that ran along it from front to back. The crest was a purple-ish color and was made of horse hair, the purple signified that not only was he a general in the Hasmonean part but he was the chief general among them. Hyrcanus however didn't really align with the party on exactly every move, however he did believe in their basic ideals and notions. It was for this reason that he was chosen to be the chief general; the King wanted someone close on his cabinet but not someone who would completely tow the party line.
Hyrcanus held his arms behind his blue linen cape as he waited to be escorted to the place where the official dinner and meeting was being held.
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