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Ralkovia to nuke moon into image of the Emperor

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Ralkovian Grand Island
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ralkovian Grand Island » Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:15 pm

The Lone Alliance wrote:OOC: Good enough excuse to come out of retirement.
Official response from The Allied States of The Lone Alliance Ministry of Dealing with Stupid\Evil Nations:
What? Seriously the moon?
While we understand the need to celebrate the occasion of your Emperor's birth but would imagine that attempting to care the moon would be most uneconomical, and would prefer something along the lines of altering an asteroid field to spell your leaders name...
Actually fine, but the Emperor better have a huge mustache.


OOC: Glad you did

Official Response of the Ralkovian Ministry to deal with other Ministries that deal with stupid/evil nations

A mustache will be included. It's size will be relative to the size of Emperor Joshua's mustache. While we agree an asteroid field would be more economical, we have sold plenty of slaves in the past year and/or plundered enough inferior nations that we felt we could splurge a little.

Thank you for your kind comments.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk.

Estainia: The countless genocides...So many countless genocides.


Old Tyrannia wrote:You've never met Ralk before, have you? Ralk doesn't have friends.
He only respects the strong, and preys on the weak.
He might act polite and smile all the time, but always remember...
The day will come when you'll wake up to find him looming over your bed,
knife in hand, and he'll still be smiling.

Constaniana wrote:Ralk is evil incarnate, shouldn't you know this by now?

Seriong wrote:Ralk isn't a troll, he's just despicable.

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Communist and Socialist Unions
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Ex-Nation

Postby Communist and Socialist Unions » Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:22 pm

A borg cube appears near the moon, a nearby satellite is then dismantled.
"Alphabetii Spaghetti???"
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Call me... The CSU
"Alphabetti Spaghetti?"

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