The Lone Alliance wrote:OOC: Good enough excuse to come out of retirement.Official response from The Allied States of The Lone Alliance Ministry of Dealing with Stupid\Evil Nations:
What? Seriously the moon?
While we understand the need to celebrate the occasion of your Emperor's birth but would imagine that attempting to care the moon would be most uneconomical, and would prefer something along the lines of altering an asteroid field to spell your leaders name...
Actually fine, but the Emperor better have a huge mustache.
OOC: Glad you did
Official Response of the Ralkovian Ministry to deal with other Ministries that deal with stupid/evil nations
A mustache will be included. It's size will be relative to the size of Emperor Joshua's mustache. While we agree an asteroid field would be more economical, we have sold plenty of slaves in the past year and/or plundered enough inferior nations that we felt we could splurge a little.
Thank you for your kind comments.

