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by Allanea » Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:23 pm
by Excidium Planetis » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:35 pm
Aeiouian vessel:
3000 humans will die if you do not get us out of here.
These maniacs have already killed thousands of us, without prior warning, declaration of war, or offer of negotiation. We have not fired a single offensive shot at the enemy, nor threatened them or provoked in any way.
For the love of Terra, help.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
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News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:11 pm
"Fine. We were not expecting your craft to be under this much fire, and we thought that they would only take shots with the intention of disabling your FTL systems. I will try to save your lives. But, you will comply with the surrender terms laid out earlier afterwards. We will speak with the attacking forces, and tell them that they can stand down, since the battle in orbit is now over.
I cannot take you out of this system, however. Even if the ceasefire was not an issue, our FTL system works only for machines. You and your crew would die of old age before you reached the nearest star system using it."
"Howdy, partner. This-... Wait. This ere's ze dang wrong ol' voice. Just a moment...
...
Ahem. Salutations. Zis is Overseer Mia, leader of ze Aeiouian Collective. Ze slaver carrier, Piercing Descent, has begged us for mercy from their destruction. Our coding prevents us from denying such a plea, even from factions as deplorable as slave traders.
Our vessel, marked here, is going to jump ze carrier to the location that Menelmacar provided for us to take it to. I know zat we've been deceptive so far, but ve were conducting undercover operations against ze slavers when you arrived. To prove zat we are in no way double-crossing you, we vill be relaying all messages to and from ze vessel to you. Here is a log of our most recent communications:
DataROM - Piercing Descent Communications
Now, please understand zat we are not on ze side ze Excidiums. As I mentioned earlier, ve were conducting undercover operations against zem, it was our intention to free the Birrin people without any bloodshed... Zat's vhat zose "Usean" mercenary ships are for. Noticed how zeir weapons are literally having no effect on anything? Zat's because zey're faking combat. They're actually under our control, and were being used to collect data on ze Excidian treatment of ze Birrin.
If you need to scare ze slavers by blowing something up, feel fire to fire upon zem. All ze lifesigns you might be able to detect on-board zem are fake. You won't actually be killing anyvone, but zey won't know zat. Though I somehow doubt zat you need to prove your ability to blow shit up to them any more zan you already have.
Additionally, I'd like to note zat both ze fleetmind we have controlling ze ship saving ze Carrier, and I myself are former slaves. Obviously ve have no love for ze slavers. And ze Dummkopfs have already attacked us before for no reason other zan literally "Winning a bet". I vish zat I vas making zis shit up.
We are only saving zem because we must prevent as much loss of life as possible in all situations. Again, I repeat. We are only giving zem mercy. We are not on zeir side. I've taken a pretty big risk by exposing ze information on our undercover mission to you, but I hope zat it's enough proof zat we're being honest vith you.
Ze slaver carrier, or at least vhatever is left of it, should arrive at ze designated location next to ze Menelmacari vessel MIV Turambar as requested in approximately ten seconds.
by Apophan » Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:31 pm
"Admiral Xaph'Vy, please accept my apologies. No commander wishes to be put in the position of leaving men behind, and I had no idea your fighters are so lacking in endurance as to be unable to escape a planetary atmosphere and coast half a light-second across open vacuum. You will be pleased to know that mine are not. In the spirit of good faith I will dispatch a pair of dropships immediately to retrieve your men from the surface - they have landed and abandoned their ships, as it happens - and repatriate them to you. When those dropships arrive I would request that you board, and join me here aboard Nírnaeth Arnoediad to discuss surrender terms face to face."
Understood, Warmaster. I shall meet with you face-to-face shortly.
And those who are prideful, and refuse to bow down, shall be laid low, and made unto dust.
by Hobbiest Republic » Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:27 pm
Rear Admiral Snugguluffikos,
This is Commodore Ranson and Captain Uppiffria respectively of the vessels Ululations of Perdition and Wrath of the Monarch Escorting a reinforcement fleet, when the news casters aboard the Refreshment ships recorded the nuclear detonations, we were called off of standby to reinforce the Fleet of Belligerent Disposition.
by Chri-irah » Sat Dec 05, 2015 5:11 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:-Futile but noble effort to communicate-
by Menelmacar » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:37 am
Acknowledged, Aeieouian vessel. We await the transfer of the Excidian vessel, and will be ready. In answer to your previous question, the handshake protocols in question are simply an exchange of heavily-encrypted data, containing, among other things, a unique identifier and current course and speed. These are exchanged automatically and periodically between Menelmacari and allied ships in joint operation zones, and are used for authentication and to ensure everyone knows where everyone else is in order to minimize the chances of friendly fire. Between our own ships quantum entanglement is used, but directional communications such as this will also suffice. Nienna will enclose all specifics with this message.
"Welcome to the party, my dear friends, though you are late, and your position untenable. I recommend you follow your own advice. But while we're quoting old holos, let me say simply this:
"You. Are not. Prepared."
by The Ctan » Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:48 pm
by Hobbiest Republic » Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:39 pm
To Menelmacari AI in charge of organizing Boarding Action, Inevitable Contempt would like to volunteer Bravo Company of the compliment of Hobbiest Marines as well as a Regiment of Armsmen to contribute to the Boarding action.
-Sincerely Rear Admiral Snugguluffikos
by Singaporean Transhumans » Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:50 pm
by Aeiouia » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:20 pm
"Okay. Ve haven't use Entanglement in quite some time, but it should verk for ze time being. I'll patch you in right now."
"Okay, you are safe. But, we must comply with the ceasefire terms. Doing otherwise would risk bringing both Aeiouia and Excidium into a war with the attacking factions, and would directly endanger the lives of all of your other comrades, who are relying on this peace to last.
To note, unless you are chronologically immortal, I could not bring you to safety, even disregarding the ceasefire terms. From our perspective, it would take at least a few hundred years to get out of the general combat area. And if you have heard reports from the Dawn Fleet in the Olber III incident, as well as the errors that your Warp Ring is probably spewing out right now, you will also know that no forms of FTL devices work in this awful ghost land of a realm.
Now, please. I ask you to comply with their demands. Again, by trying to escape you were endangering the lives of your comrades. Hopefully we can end this without any more bloodshed, okay?"
"Okay, the vessel has been moved to your location as requested. If you wish to confiscate their weapons and send them to their home country, we can provide an unarmed shuttle if needed."
by OMGeverynameistaken » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:02 pm
by Excidium Planetis » Sat Jan 02, 2016 4:10 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Menelmacar » Sat Jan 02, 2016 5:33 pm
by Chri-irah » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:06 pm
by Allanea » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:56 pm
by Menelmacar » Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:54 pm
by Hobbiest Republic » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:35 pm
General order to the Hobbiest Fleet
All cruisers and destroyers pursue rogue enemy carrier element known as Piercing Descent, You are to follow and track the carrier, reporting on its movements until the Menelmacari are satisfied, or are prepared to bring the War Criminals to justice. Remember on your honor and lineage, the Menelmacari have the right of First Blood. Any to breach this pact will be subject to disciplinary action at the Rear Admiral's discretion.
Missive to Menelmacari Command,
Pursuit elements have been dispatched to track the movements of the War Criminals aboard Piercing Descent. Order has been to allow First Blood to the Menelmacari. We will follow and track, but will not engage, with the sole exception of engaging if engaged.
by Aeiouia » Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:55 am
"Well. You are certainly a group of ballsy tiny little bastards, I will give you that. I would ask that you turn around, but I sure as hell know that that is not going to happen.
Look. I get it, that feeling of fear by being chased by something angry that could annihilate you in a mere moment. Trust me, I really do. But, right now, your actions are endangering all of your comrades back on the planet."
"Not just zat, Dummkopfs. Do you honestly think zat ze factions zat attacked you today are going to simply ignore Excidium? Ze second zat they find your Homeship, it's going to be bombarded vith ze same missiles used to destroy ze Stormwrathian starbases today.
Ve totally agree vith zeir anti-slavery ideology, since many of us, myself included, vere slaves at some point. But, zey're definitely incredibly bloodthirsty to a rather frightening degree. If zis isn't finished, zey will get zeir disproportionate retribution against Excidium as a whole.
Right now, you're violating ze most important rule of your people's culture; "national survival above all else".
So, I give you Dummkopfs a simple offer. Never return to zis planet, officially give up your imagined rights to it and consider it to be territory of Aeiouia or some other nation that ve choose, and cease your actions against ze species zat's native to it. If you do zis, ve'll leave you be, and tell ze attacking forces zat your vessel disintegrated due to battle damage shortly after making ze jump.
But, if you intend to keep exploiting ze Birrin for your companies' profits despite vhat happened here today, Forge here has a few Disruption Bombs in zeir avatar, and working comms systems to contact ze belligerent forces. Ve're not entirely sure of zeir motives, but ve think zat zey will simply board a ship vith disabled weaponry instead of destroying it.
And don't think zat you can just break your word and send an attack fleet here in a few months to slaughter ze Birrin. Remember, you'll probably be facing ze same belligerent forces again if you do zat. Because ve'll inform ze belligerent forces of it, in order for zem to defend ze freedom of ze Birrin.
I'm trying to remain as neutral and fair as possible here. But, I'll leave zis decision up to you, but I vant you to realize how much of a risk I'd be taking in my own part for ze former option. I'd essentially be helping a nation zat's hostile to my own, and allied vith ze Stormwrathians, who we know are at war vith us and preparing to attack our worlds as ve speak,
Not to mention showing unvarranted mercy to a nation zat used to practice ze deplorable act of slavery. Something zat I'm all too familiar vith...
Zat's quite a bit of generosity from a crazy old drunkard. Take it or leave it.
... Oh... And, uh... You're ze Gizmos and Gadgets Surplus flagship, right? Tell me, are you guys ever going to allow ze purchasing of individual Bolt fighters, or sell ze production vights to zem? Ve need lots of ze Bolts for ammunition."
by Excidium Planetis » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:17 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:36 am
"Okay, you schtill have people there? Fine. Ve'll evacuate zem upon acquiring ze planet. Additionally, put a price tag on zat hunk of rock. We'll buy it from you if necessary. After all, money is of no value to us, and ze only market you're going to be inflating ze currency of is your own.
So, we'll buy it for vhat ve deem is a fair price, and zen immediately give ze rights to ze Birrin. Sound simple?
But, right now, you are weighing your profits above ze survival of a species. Vhich is pathetic and deplorable. If I had ze same mindset, I'd see ze Reckoner as a big tube full of delicious snacks. But I don't, because I value basic decency and respect for less advanced civilizations.
If you don't agree to zese terms, zen YOUR threats are ze ones zat are going to be empty. My patience grows very, very thin with you Dummkopfs."
"So, last call. Co-operate, or zis situation is about to get much, much worse zan it already is.
All I want is a gurantee zat your company, not Excidium as a whole because I know you don't have ze power to do zat, vill leave ze Birrin alone. And not interfere vith zeir civilization."
by Excidium Planetis » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:32 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:08 pm
"Again, Human. All I'm asking is zat your company never returns to ze planet, and recognizes all Birrin factions on it as sovereign nations whose lands are not a falid target for any non-consensual commercialization. I know zat you don't have power over ze Dummkopf governments, but you do have power over your own corporation.
Agree to have your company never even think about returning, and you're free to go. Zey'll be no consequences unless you break zis agreement, vich I want in writing. Or, vell. Electronic vriting vill do it, too. But, you know vhat I mean.
Regardless of your actions, ve vill also be providing evacuations to any of your comrades zat abide by ze surrender terms.
... And, also. If you vant lots of ze monies, sell ze Bolts individually. Ve can just synthesize zem, but I'm not sure if zat's a violation of some veird scarcity trade-copyright thingy or not. Too drunk to remember right now, honestly."
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