THE JAAGEN AUTENBERG STORY
October 6th LET 60 Last updated 17:23 Exegrad Standard Time
SOLITUDE, DIATARA
Two months ago no one knew who he was. Two weeks ago he was trailing Angela Pavlovic in the polls, sometimes by double digit margins. Even as early as two hours before the polls closed, no one was predicting he would win. And yet in a few days time, Jaagen Melvin Autenberg will become the most powerful man in Noctur.
Jaagen Autenberg: Perhaps the unlikeliest President we've ever had.
The village of Solitude, Diatara really is well named. I don't think I've ever felt more isolated or far from civilisation in my life.
Diatara itself isn't a state that's well known for being crowded. My journey began in the state capital of Dastor, population 200,000, a fairly normal if conservative Radiatian town. The locals aren't hugely different to anyone else in Radiatia until you talk to them about the recent election and then it becomes clear: This is Autenberg country.
"Best Premier Diatara has ever had," Said Millard Kemp, who owns a shoe store in Dastor. "He's decisive, he's honest, he really cares about people. He's gonna do a dang good job sortin' out Xerconia!"
"Oh I love Jaagen!" Says a woman nearby who overhears us, speaking of the President-elect on a first name basis. "Such a gentleman, he helped me when my car broke down once!"
It's hard to find anyone in Dastor who seems to consider Jaagen Autenberg anything less than a hero, and so I set off on a 12 hour drive north on Interstate 205, to meet the man himself in the village where he first became a local celebrity.
Jaagen Autenberg first made national headlines in LET 32 when he, as mayor of Solitude, shot dead two wanted rapists outside the pub he owned.
Under Diatara State law this was not only legal, but was seen a decisive action that turned Autenberg into a hero - a hero who went on to be elected Premier of Diatara, ousting the Communist Party from power there.
He went on to win a record six consecutive election victories, serving as the Premier of Diatara for 22 years - first as a member of the Workers Party, and later as a Social Democrat. Although Diatara was considered, like every other northern state, to be solidly blue (particularly following the Larssen Administration, who won the loyalty of the north), Premier Autenberg's personal brand was such that residents continued to vote for a Social Democrat.
In LET 54, halfway into his sixth term, the long-serving Premier decided to retire from public office, handing the reigns over to James Vater, his deputy, who lacked Autenberg's appeal and ultimately lost the state to the LCP in LET 56.
I'm dying to know then why he decided to go back into the maelstrom, aged 72, following 22 successful years in office. What on earth persuaded him to run for President?
After hours on the open road, miles from so much as a lonely gas station, my GPS tracker bleeps and I'm told I'd arrived. I look out the window and it turns out that I literally blinked and missed Solitude - it's so small that I didn't even see it go by out the window.
I turn and travel down an icy road, softened a little by grit and stones trying to find one of the President-elect's aides - someone who looks official.
None is to be found and instead I'm greeted at the local inn by the man himself - not a bodyguard or suit in sight - who tips his hat and says "Howdy, welcome to Solitude."
Jaagen Autenberg is positively tiny in person.
I've written before about how small Keldon Silviu was, but even President Silviu would have towered over Jaagen Autenberg, whose white beard seems to take up at least a third of his total body length.
Autenberg grins, and I notice there are a few teeth missing, and he shakes my hand with such a strong grip that I can actually feel the circulation stop briefly.
"Can I get ye a drink?" Asks the President-elect, as if talking to an old friend.
I wouldn't normally drink on the job, but it's so cold outside and I've been driving so long that I can't help but clamour for the warmth of the local pub - the same pub still owned by Autenberg - and a good whiskey.
"So did ye hear that I gets to be the President, then?" He says.
I tell him that of course I heard, it's why I'm here.
"Ayup, I thought so but I wanted ter be sure," He says humbly, adding, "You might've been here for our darts competition, I didn't know."
It's clear that Autenberg is extremely popular here - not in a sycophantic way, but in a familiar way - people stop to say hi, or shake his hand, or (in the case of the younger people there) take selfies with him and he greets them in turn, knowing all of them by name.
I'm still struck by the lack of security - by law, he should have R-SOD agents (well, RSS agents nowadays) providing him with protection.
"I don't need any o' them followin' me about. I may be an old man but I can still throw a punch," He says, already onto his third pint of ale in the time it's taken me to get through one glass of whiskey (which he insisted he pay for). "Besides this here is ma protection."
He reaches into his bag and pulls out a sawn off shotgun.
"President Pavlovic insisted I take RSS protection, so they're around but, dang it, I can protect myself."
So he's already been in talks with the President?
"Ayup, she's a very nice lady. Very smart lady." He says of the woman he just defeated. "Ain't got no bitterness toward her. Never had never will."
I ask him if they'd discussed the financial crisis and panic that was caused by his election.
"She's got it under control," He said. "We both agree that them there markets will come normal once they see that I ain't gonna do nothin' bad to business."
We also discuss the President's recent announcement that she would use the lame-duck session to push through trade deals and what he thought of that.
"I ain't got no problem with trade," He says, contradicting some of his campaign trail statements. "I'm just sayin' we gots to look at some of them, some of our older ones, an' ask if they do us good now."
A coded reference to Nui-Ra?
"Ayup. My son served in Hades, or whatever it's called, I know all about what's goin' on down there. They think I'm some dumb hick but I know what's goin' on," He says. "I just don't think we should be drawn into wars for a country who ain't even listenin' to us, ain't buyin' our products, ain't got no respect for us no more despite all we've done for them... We get nothin'. We spend all this money on Nui-Ra and our own children ain't able ter read n' write."
I ask Autenberg about his own school days but he just smiles and admits, "I left school when I was 12.
"The Isthmus War broke out in LET 0 and the Commie government didn't wanna waste money teachin' us to read, so they taught us to shoot or make weapons. When I was 12 I got put to work in a factory makin' guns and bombs for the war. Never got to finish me schoolin'."
At age 16, Autenberg joined the Union Army, although saw no foreign action as by this point the war was over. Instead he was stationed in Northern Vatfer, eventually meeting his wife Mary while in the service and moving back to Solitude to work on a collective farm.
Autenberg admits that he "barely noticed" the fall of communism.
"Things are a lot slower in the north. The Commies didn't really care about us an' the capitalists cared about us even less. The RPSU might have been over but the Diatara State government was still officially Commie for years after Traiyan Silviu came along. I jus' worked on mah farm, an' then they built a gas station so I bought that, an' that led on to me buyin' the pub, becomin' mayor... you know the rest."
I ask him about his controversial comments about life being better under the RPSU.
"No, I said some things were better under the RPSU, an' they were," He says. "You gotta remember the LET 14 revolution was about democracy. it wasn't about capitalism. I think we shoulda never abandoned socialism, it's hurt too many people. Sure we're rich but... that don't feed the homeless. I don't like how we gone from bein' ruled by the Commies to now bein' ruled by the Corporations. Nothins changed."
But finally it's onto the question that's been burning me since I first heard he was running for President: Why? Why at 72 years of age did he put his name forward?
"Well dang it you looked smarter than that!" He laughs, banging an empty tankard on the table. "I thought that would be obvious? I ain't happy with the way things is in our country. I wanted to change it. So I'm gonna."
Yes but why run now? Why not, say, 20 years ago?
"Well, in LET 44 we had that there Keldon Silviu. An' I thought, dang it, he'll be good. So I supported him," He explains. "Then LET 48... well, I wasn't happy with President Silviu, but I thought it would make the Social Democratic Union look bad if some Premier from way up north challenges the incumbent President..."
So you quietly opposed him?
"Well... I won't say anythin' about that there year but I'll just say this... I always got on a lot better with Premier Nepula [of Eldura, the LET 48 LCP nominee] than I did with President Silviu..."
It's rumoured that President Silviu voted for President Pavlovic. What do you have to say to that?
"Well I find it kinda funny, considering... I'm sure y'all can draw your own conclusions why."
What about LET 52? Why didn't you put your name forward then?
"Well I was supportin' a young man from New Vashura called Josko Ivers in them Primaries. He was, and is, much brighter than me. An' then when it was all over, Vice President Negasi actually asked me if I wanted to be his running mate... but I told him to choose Ivers."
And then finally there was LET 56 - the year they say the Social Democratic Union was almost torn apart.
"I had no reason to run. I liked what Senator Ivers said about social policy. I'm friends with Premier Warsazeck [of Midgard, the LET 56 SDU nominee] an' I liked what he done said about that there economy. I ain't got no reason to run against them."
But you had a problem with Melina Forst?
"Ayup, I'm sorry ter say I did. She was goin' in the wrong direction an' I don't think she understood ordinary Radiatians," He said. "I saw her as more extreme than that there President Pavlovic... on lettin' foreigners in, an' stopping death penalty an' all that..."
Will the federal government be resuming capital punishment under your administration? President Pavlovic says she opposes it, while President Fyoderov only allowed it to happen twice.
"Well put it this way... I ain't never been afraid to use capital punishment. Sometimes I done the job myself with mah own two hands. I'm old fashioned but dang it, it works."
While other President-elects end their interviews by being escorted out by security, I can tell my interview with Autenberg is over by the fact that his speech becomes too slurred and the manager of the bar asks him if he needs a taxi home.
"Well... I guess I better. Otherwise mah wife'll kill... well, assassinate me." He said, shaking me firmly by the hand and paying for the drinks of, it seems, every second person in the bar.
His 'taxi' arrives to escort the inebriated old man home, but of course it's no taxi but the Presidential motorcade.
Presidential life may come as a shock to Premier Autenberg... and President Autenberg's administration, like the man himself, is guaranteed to be nothing if not interesting...
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Jamison (Radii, Radia)
3 HOURS AGO
Oh Radiatia... the only country dumb enough to vote for a recession.
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GarHar56 (Dastor, Diatara)
2 HOURS AGO
HEY MY HOMETOWN WAS IN THE NEWS I THINK I KNOW THE GUY THEY WERE TALKING TO!!
55 likes
Watchman09 (Kriga, Eldura)
1 HOUR AGO
Autenberg better be careful. I think he knows the score, knows the system's broken, but the Totalitarian-Anarchist elite won't let him get away that easy.
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