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Esgonia
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Postby Esgonia » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:27 pm

After hearing the response from the Filipino diplomat, Yuri then asks: "For how much will you ask? And will this payment be on an annual basis?"
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Postby Neo Philippine Empire » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:29 pm

"I suppose you have a lot of cash in your hands right now, What do you propose first as what I am good for is countering and accepting offers.."
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Esgonia
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Postby Esgonia » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:31 pm

Neo Philippine Empire wrote:"I suppose you have a lot of cash in your hands right now, What do you propose first as what I am good for is countering and accepting offers.."

"Initial offer is 90 Billion NSD. Non-annual."
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Neo Philippine Empire
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Postby Neo Philippine Empire » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:37 pm

Esgonia wrote:
Neo Philippine Empire wrote:"I suppose you have a lot of cash in your hands right now, What do you propose first as what I am good for is countering and accepting offers.."

"Initial offer is 90 Billion NSD. Non-annual."

"That should be for the first province but you asked for two provinces so I prefer that you'd pay $200 Billion to the Empire Annually in 2 years."
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Esgonia
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Postby Esgonia » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:39 pm

Neo Philippine Empire wrote:
Esgonia wrote:"Initial offer is 90 Billion NSD. Non-annual."

"That should be for the first province but you asked for two provinces so I prefer that you'd pay $200 Billion to the Empire Annually in 2 years."


Yuri wasn't surprised by this one at all, knowing that the Empire has a thing for demanding small things in large amounts.
"Deal. Are there any more demands coming from you, sir?"
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Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
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Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
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Postby Neo Philippine Empire » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:45 pm

Esgonia wrote:
Neo Philippine Empire wrote:"That should be for the first province but you asked for two provinces so I prefer that you'd pay $200 Billion to the Empire Annually in 2 years."


Yuri wasn't surprised by this one at all, knowing that the Empire has a thing for demanding small things in large amounts.
"Deal. Are there any more demands coming from you, sir?"

"Hmm...I guess we are satisfied having Iran, Iraq, Syria and the Levant."
THE GRAND REPUBLIC OF MAHARLIKA

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Esgonia
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Postby Esgonia » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:51 pm

Neo Philippine Empire wrote:"Hmm...I guess we are satisfied having Iran, Iraq, Syria and the Levant."


"You have no objections coming from me, sir."
He then gives the Filipino Diplomat a document.
"I need you to sign here, please. It will confirm that you will relinquish the two Iranian Provinces into the SARA in exchange for an annual payment of 200 Billion NSD for two years, a grand total of 400 Billion NSD."
He then pours another glass of cold water and drinks.
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Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
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Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
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Postby Neo Philippine Empire » Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:58 pm

Esgonia wrote:
Neo Philippine Empire wrote:"Hmm...I guess we are satisfied having Iran, Iraq, Syria and the Levant."


"You have no objections coming from me, sir."
He then gives the Filipino Diplomat a document.
"I need you to sign here, please. It will confirm that you will relinquish the two Iranian Provinces into the SARA in exchange for an annual payment of 200 Billion NSD for two years, a grand total of 400 Billion NSD."
He then pours another glass of cold water and drinks.

"That's very good" Marcelo then left a tiny microphone to record the conversations as he went to the balcony to get some fresh air.
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Azenyanistan
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Postby Azenyanistan » Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:44 pm

The Banshee stood up from her seat and asked everyone

"Well...is this all? Will this meeting end as is? Shall this be the end of it? Can we conclude today, now? Azen is Azen but it is yours and yours and everyones. Azen belongs to all and to any. I, Substitute Speaker, former General and Commander of all Azen forces who have now disbanded...in place of the little girl who I look up to for the future of our country, surrender Yaneza, Arroyo, Azenyanistan City, Talaal, New Baghdad and all Azen cities as well as ALL Azen territory, everything, to the countries occupying us. It has been decided then."

She takes a deep breath and said

"As-salamu alaykum, my companions at this meeting. Peace be with you all."

And sat down.

"I will speak to all of my people. And I will tell them to stop and I will tell them to accept peace and prosperity. Please let me speak to the world."

She waited for anyone to speak up
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Postby Esgonia » Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:55 pm

Azenyanistan wrote:"I break my silence. Sorry. May I bring up the issue of the Menavolosians? Time and time again, they intrude into Azen territory, crying for land, power, for conquest."


While Yuri reviews the tape recorder, he stumbles upon this recording.
"Heheh....Menavolosia..."
He rewinds the tape over and over again then begins to laugh.
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Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
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Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
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Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
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Neo Philippine Empire
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Vanquaria
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Postby Vanquaria » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:00 am

The Colonel Steiner's limo skidded outside the palace. Darn jet and darn traffic, he thought as he showed his ID and government details to the guards that stood outside and walked into the large room.
''Uh, sorry everyone for my late arrival. I am the governor of New Azenyanistan and shall address concerns of the Middle East provinces of the Empire.''
He sat down, face red for being late. He then noticed the NPE representative laughing like a manic. He nodded at him then noticed Banshee. He gave his wife a quick glance and then gathered up a bundle of papers onto his table. Work, work. There was never time for personal relationships.
This time he had come without his usual small army of bodyguards as he was running late though his trusty Desert Eagle that slaughtered many in Mecca was with him, he thought with satisfaction.
Vanq commands a quiet respect that carries its own authority. He is the Hitler of NS.


"I took away Vanq's YB for deliberatly ignoring me"
"I know Vanq is a very good writer and this is how he treats someone of lesser skill?"
"I would love to have a writer of your caliber along for the ride"
"neo and vanq do a dbz fusion to form 1 big shitposter then get erased from NS by kyrusia"
"Which is the level of memeing I expect from Vanq"
"brigadier general comes on, pulls a vanq and calls us all autistic"

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Postby Azenyanistan » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:22 am

Vanquaria wrote:The Colonel Steiner's limo skidded outside the palace. Darn jet and darn traffic, he thought as he showed his ID and government details to the guards that stood outside and walked into the large room.
''Uh, sorry everyone for my late arrival. I am the governor of New Azenyanistan and shall address concerns of the Middle East provinces of the Empire.''
He sat down, face red for being late. He then noticed the NPE representative laughing like a manic. He nodded at him then noticed Banshee. He gave his wife a quick glance and then gathered up a bundle of papers onto his table. Work, work. There was never time for personal relationships.
This time he had come without his usual small army of bodyguards as he was running late though his trusty Desert Eagle that slaughtered many in Mecca was with him, he thought with satisfaction.


"Governor Steiner, it's good to see you here. However, dear, the meeting is almost over. And I will have to make an announcement to the world about..."

She glances at the foreigners

"...The occupation of all of Free Azenyanistan by The Foreign Powers as I call them now. The Azens are still thinking of a name for these people. Anyway, Governor Steiner, Free Azenyanistan is being divided and cut up like Africa and China, will your country, Vanquaria, wish to make claims?"

She was now looking at her husband but the other delegates did not know.
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Free Asian Ports
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Postby Free Asian Ports » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:36 am

Tezuo was stunned that his proposal was accepted, albeit at an increased price. But they were willing to pay that for what they wanted. At the mention of Menovolsia, he couldn't help but giggle a little too. That piss poor attempt at invading Azenyanistan a few weeks earlier had simply failed before it started, and every nation that had promised to stop their conquest had simply ignored it. The Menovolsians tried to pass it off as a military exercise, but the damage to their reputation was done.

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Vanquaria
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Postby Vanquaria » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:36 am

The governor raised one of his eyebrows , looking back at Banshee and then said,
''So...there will be more independent land for the Azens?''
This was all so sudden. So what will become of his wife's country, he thought.
Vanq commands a quiet respect that carries its own authority. He is the Hitler of NS.


"I took away Vanq's YB for deliberatly ignoring me"
"I know Vanq is a very good writer and this is how he treats someone of lesser skill?"
"I would love to have a writer of your caliber along for the ride"
"neo and vanq do a dbz fusion to form 1 big shitposter then get erased from NS by kyrusia"
"Which is the level of memeing I expect from Vanq"
"brigadier general comes on, pulls a vanq and calls us all autistic"

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Azenyanistan
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Postby Azenyanistan » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:49 am

Vanquaria wrote:The governor raised one of his eyebrows , looking back at Banshee and then said,
''So...there will be more independent land for the Azens?''
This was all so sudden. So what will become of his wife's country, he thought.


"The Esgonian gentleman has recorded our meeting, so if you wish to know more, you may listen to the audio recording he has. The other men, I do believe, have audio recordings as well."

She then sighed

"No, dear, every part of Azenyanistan, every particle of dirt, air and water is now under foreign occupation. It is unfortunate but it is for our own good, they say. They will be developing the pieces of cake aka my homeland and they will make it better until they will give it back to us."

She then glared at the NPE delegate

"But I do not believe the Filipinos will give back their share to us."

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Postby Glacios » Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:44 am

They will, If I have my way.
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Free Asian Ports
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Postby Free Asian Ports » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:02 am

"If we have no more demands, I move that we write up the official treaty."

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Postby Glacios » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:09 am

Glacios would request some stay in Azen to base rebuilding operations from.
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Western Pacific Territories
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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:23 am

"I have one more request. If it hasn't already been done, and tell me if it has, I request that the NPE officially promise that when rebuilding is complete, they will surrender their portion of Azenyanistan to create a official Azenyanistan one more."

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Ganos Lao
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Postby Ganos Lao » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:27 am

Western Pacific Territories wrote:"I have one more request. If it hasn't already been done, and tell me if it has, I request that the NPE officially promise that when rebuilding is complete, they will surrender their portion of Azenyanistan to create a official Azenyanistan one more."


Abishag spoke up. "Speaking of which, just to confirm, we will leave it to the Turkish people to decide whether they wish to rejoin Azeniyanistan, to stay with my country, or to be independent. We feel this will ensure that the Turkish people feel confidence in the system, and thus will not embrace any potentially threatening alternatives."

Free Asian Ports wrote:"If we have no more demands, I move that we write up the official treaty."


"I agree. Let's do that."
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The Federation of Democratic Regions
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Postby The Federation of Democratic Regions » Mon Aug 31, 2015 12:08 pm

"You all speak as if you will be willing to give back your 'shares'. What happens in 15 years time and you are on too much of a colonial high to forfeit your shares of power. Especially you damn Filipino, betraying a trusted ally for a colonial empire. You deserve nothing but death, not land. As for Turkey, what is to say you won't brainwash the populace into mindless drones? Enough propaganda and of course they will vote to stay in your empire. You are all mere imperialists. We have our own land which we will not forfeit to the NPE, which we shall develop under Azenyanistani control, not a puppet government." With her rant finished, the Kaiserin downed several gulps of water.
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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Mon Aug 31, 2015 12:14 pm

The Federation of Democratic Regions wrote:"You all speak as if you will be willing to give back your 'shares'. What happens in 15 years time and you are on too much of a colonial high to forfeit your shares of power. Especially you damn Filipino, betraying a trusted ally for a colonial empire. You deserve nothing but death, not land. As for Turkey, what is to say you won't brainwash the populace into mindless drones? Enough propaganda and of course they will vote to stay in your empire. You are all mere imperialists. We have our own land which we will not forfeit to the NPE, which we shall develop under Azenyanistani control, not a puppet government." With her rant finished, the Kaiserin downed several gulps of water.

"I agree with the Kaiserin. But like what the Ganosian delegate said, Turkey will not be under NPE control. There will be no votes for whether or not Turkey will stay in the Empire, and if the NPE agrees with my request, they will officially promise to relinquish all land in Azenyanistan when reconstruction completes. And they will decide what happens. Just, let the populace work this out for once. And remember Kaiserin, if the NPE agrees to relinquish all land when reconstruction completes, and they don't, then we would have a Casus Belli to declare war with."

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Postby Ganos Lao » Mon Aug 31, 2015 12:20 pm

The Federation of Democratic Regions wrote:"You all speak as if you will be willing to give back your 'shares'. What happens in 15 years time and you are on too much of a colonial high to forfeit your shares of power. Especially you damn Filipino, betraying a trusted ally for a colonial empire. You deserve nothing but death, not land. As for Turkey, what is to say you won't brainwash the populace into mindless drones? Enough propaganda and of course they will vote to stay in your empire. You are all mere imperialists. We have our own land which we will not forfeit to the NPE, which we shall develop under Azenyanistani control, not a puppet government." With her rant finished, the Kaiserin downed several gulps of water.


"Well!" countered Abishag. "Yell at me, why don'tcha? While you're at it, why don't you take the time to research the country I represent before bashing it? For all I know, you yourself speak as if you'd be willing to develop your land under Azeniyanistani control, but in reality will turn it into your own puppet. Please, either offer evidence to suggest what I've repeatedly stated today is to cover up our imperialism or be quiet so we can get this over with and get down to the business of helping those people."

Abishag smirked. This Kaiserin was somewhat amusing, but obviously naive. Oh well. In time, she'd see the error of her ways.

Western Pacific Territories wrote:
The Federation of Democratic Regions wrote:"You all speak as if you will be willing to give back your 'shares'. What happens in 15 years time and you are on too much of a colonial high to forfeit your shares of power. Especially you damn Filipino, betraying a trusted ally for a colonial empire. You deserve nothing but death, not land. As for Turkey, what is to say you won't brainwash the populace into mindless drones? Enough propaganda and of course they will vote to stay in your empire. You are all mere imperialists. We have our own land which we will not forfeit to the NPE, which we shall develop under Azenyanistani control, not a puppet government." With her rant finished, the Kaiserin downed several gulps of water.

"I agree with the Kaiserin. But like what the Ganosian delegate said, Turkey will not be under NPE control. There will be no votes for whether or not Turkey will stay in the Empire, and if the NPE agrees with my request, they will officially promise to relinquish all land in Azenyanistan when reconstruction completes. And they will decide what happens. Just, let the populace work this out for once. And remember Kaiserin, if the NPE agrees to relinquish all land when reconstruction completes, and they don't, then we would have a Casus Belli to declare war with."


"You have no right to say what we cannot do for the Turkish people. It will be their choice and their choice alone. If they wish to stay with us, then they will. If they wish to declare independence from Azeniyanistan and go their own way, then they will. It is saddening to see that a country willing to uphold the Turkish people's right to self determination is considered imperialist." Abishag told Ivan. "We shall do what we need to do to ensure that the Turkish people are happy and content. Like I have repeatedly said, we will only stay for as long as the Turkish people want us to stay. Once fifteen years pass, the referendum will show what they want to do with their soil, their birthright. This is Ganosia's position on this matter, and we insist on its unconditional acceptance, lest the Turks are to be told that their self-determination is at the mercy of foreigners."

Abishag sagely nodded, finishing her juice, and then added, "And what then? More pointless bloodshed?"
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Western Pacific Territories
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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Mon Aug 31, 2015 12:23 pm

"Well, Abishag, that was meant to sound much more different... Well, I pretty much am in full agreeance of what you propose. And you're right, bloodshed is the last thing this place needs."

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