Azen Roleplay Discussion Thread (OPEN AND MT/PMT)

[Free Asian Ports]

Or, I can sit offshore in my cozy ships that can survive the harsh winters and barrage you with cruise missiles until your nation is but a flat, featureless plain of glass.

Your toops can survive -30 degree temps, but not 15 foot waves? Starting to remind me of Russia...

Stop making the 15-foot waves joke, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And yeah, they can. But don't be surprised if my navy commits to a attack after your guys get nice and comfy. But going outside to do your task would be a nightmare on those ships.

... you do realize there is such thing as fire-by-wire, right? Everything done on the ship combat-related and otherwise can be done from a chair in the CIC or WSC. No outside required.

Also, when I think of your navy now, I think of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogger_Bank_incident

[Cirilla]

*cough* my RP *cough* OOC agree, hardline evidence *cough* *cough*

*cough* imperialist bastard *cough* relations will never be the same *cough cough*

*cough* Once I *cough* create new land *cough* masses, you get smallest or nothin *cough* *cough*

[Union Of Autocratic Empires]

*cough*cough*I'm suffocating*COUGH*COUGH*pleasehelp**COUGH*COUGH* (falls to the ground)*cough*aghhhhh

[Western Pacific Territories]

*cough* imperialist bastard *cough* relations will never be the same *cough cough*

*cough* Once I *cough* create new land *cough* masses, you get smallest or nothin *cough* *cough*

*cough* You promised to be unbiased *cough*

[Free Asian Ports]

*cough*cough*I'm suffocating*COUGH*COUGH*pleasehelp**COUGH*COUGH* (falls to the ground)*cough*aghhhhh

*provides CPR*

[Cirilla]

*cough* Once I *cough* create new land *cough* masses, you get smallest or nothin *cough* *cough*

*cough* You promised to be unbiased *cough*

*cough* Take a *cough* joke, *cough* Plus he says *cough* *cough* he wants islands. *cough*

[Union Of Autocratic Empires]

*cough*cough*I'm suffocating*COUGH*COUGH*pleasehelp**COUGH*COUGH* (falls to the ground)*cough*aghhhhh

*provides CPR*

*hughs* Thank you! thank you so much!!

[Union Of Autocratic Empires]

Stop making the 15-foot waves joke, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And yeah, they can. But don't be surprised if my navy commits to a attack after your guys get nice and comfy. But going outside to do your task would be a nightmare on those ships.

... you do realize there is such thing as fire-by-wire, right? Everything done on the ship combat-related and otherwise can be done from a chair in the CIC or WSC. No outside required.

Also, when I think of your navy now, I think of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogger_Bank_incident

It would've been hilarious if people hadn't died.

It's hilarious now, though.

[The Federation of Democratic Regions]

*cough* imperialist bastard *cough* relations will never be the same *cough cough*

*cough* Once I *cough* create new land *cough* masses, you get smallest or nothin *cough* *cough*

*cough* i take it back *cough* sorry onee-sama *cough*

*cough*cough*I'm suffocating*COUGH*COUGH*pleasehelp**COUGH*COUGH* (falls to the ground)*cough*aghhhhh

*cough* are you okay- *throat explodes*

*cough* your leader's step-daughter did *cough*

Action that was caused due to a combination of factors sich as pressures from her people, the power the CUN held over Cirilla, tensions with Azenyanistan and emotional exhaustion due to having just finished created the Anoran Union.

She still has part of the blame, just not all of it.

Anyways, are you serious about becoming my ally? I ask so I can put you in my International Politics factbook

Where Azen goes, I go. Yes.

[Vanquaria]

And as Azen is of UoAE now, those islands now belong to UoAE

Again, technically. Azenyanistan has a huge level of independence with the exception of some small things here and there. The main thing is that now I protect them.

We'd love you to be in our side, though.

Small things? Check out my factbook on New Azenyanistan. And what u talkin bout? What about NPEs huge land territory in Middle East? And everyone elses

[Union Of Autocratic Empires]

*cough* Once I *cough* create new land *cough* masses, you get smallest or nothin *cough* *cough*

*cough* i take it back *cough* sorry onee-sama *cough*

*cough*cough*I'm suffocating*COUGH*COUGH*pleasehelp**COUGH*COUGH* (falls to the ground)*cough*aghhhhh

*cough* are you okay- *throat explodes*

Action that was caused due to a combination of factors sich as pressures from her people, the power the CUN held over Cirilla, tensions with Azenyanistan and emotional exhaustion due to having just finished created the Anoran Union.

She still has part of the blame, just not all of it.

Anyways, are you serious about becoming my ally? I ask so I can put you in my International Politics factbook

Where Azen goes, I go. Yes.

Welcome aboard the boat of progrees, kaiserine!

[Free Asian Ports]

*provides CPR*

*hughs* Thank you! thank you so much!!

No problem


At this point, I'm seriously considering invading WPT to prevent another major war. The last thing we need is Cirilla-UoAE is to fuck up another region through sheer strength of arms. A million man army? I have 500,000 or so plus the Azen divisions. I could probably even get the USEA alliance to contribute a little. WPTs Navy would be a pushover, if 15 foot waves can sink a vessel, an Exocet sure as hell can. He has, what, 20 ships? And he can't magically make more appear. A through bombing campaign, plus an embargo and blockade, should weaken him enough that an honest invasion could succeed. And just because the Germans didn't have winter gear in 1941 doesn't mean I won't...

[Western Pacific Territories]

FDR, do I need to go Cold War on you also?

[The Federation of Democratic Regions]

FDR, do I need to go Cold War on you also?

Bring it you tiny nation with armored fishboats.

[Vanquaria]

*hughs* Thank you! thank you so much!!

No problem


At this point, I'm seriously considering invading WPT to prevent another major war. The last thing we need is Cirilla-UoAE is to fuck up another region through sheer strength of arms. A million man army? I have 500,000 or so plus the Azen divisions. I could probably even get the USEA alliance to contribute a little. WPTs Navy would be a pushover, if 15 foot waves can sink a vessel, an Exocet sure as hell can. He has, what, 20 ships? And he can't magically make more appear. A through bombing campaign, plus an embargo and blockade, should weaken him enough that an honest invasion could succeed. And just because the Germans didn't have winter gear in 1941 doesn't mean I won't...

I support this guy!

[Cirilla]

*hughs* Thank you! thank you so much!!

No problem


At this point, I'm seriously considering invading WPT to prevent another major war. The last thing we need is Cirilla-UoAE is to fuck up another region through sheer strength of arms. A million man army? I have 500,000 or so plus the Azen divisions. I could probably even get the USEA alliance to contribute a little. WPTs Navy would be a pushover, if 15 foot waves can sink a vessel, an Exocet sure as hell can. He has, what, 20 ships? And he can't magically make more appear. A through bombing campaign, plus an embargo and blockade, should weaken him enough that an honest invasion could succeed. And just because the Germans didn't have winter gear in 1941 doesn't mean I won't...

Hmmm......

[Union Of Autocratic Empires]

Again, technically. Azenyanistan has a huge level of independence with the exception of some small things here and there. The main thing is that now I protect them.

We'd love you to be in our side, though.

Small things? Check out my factbook on New Azenyanistan. And what u talkin bout? What about NPEs huge land territory in Middle East? And everyone elses

I meant unionist Azenyanistan. The exceptions are the following:

-The instauration of the Unionist Milittia (all citizens receive military training so they can defend themselves in case they are invaded, plus survival lessons and basic medical training since they are 13. When they reach 18, they are taught to use weapons. S-Some choose to learn how to operate tanks at 17)
-Compulsory classes of Common (english) plus whatever language spoken in the Union they wish to learn
-Free education and school material
-Total separation between religious affairs and state
-The offering of a seat of the Federal Council to the Speaker (who would regain her title).
-And the implementation of the Unionist Commissariat, a political group that would represent citizens and protect them from abusses of power.

And I mean those inner workings are up to Azenyanistan and those nations, not me. I'll just intervine if Azen asks me to, or if they are attacked.

[Urran]

Leave me out of it. I want not part, unless of course you run an oppressive government, then I may have to stop you.

[Augsburg Monarchy]

Hmmm......

Hmmm Indeed.

[Free Asian Ports]

Leave me out of it. I want not part, unless of course you run an oppressive government, then I may have to stop you.

I'm a Federal Democracy, WPT's a Monarchy. The choice isn't really hard there.

[Union Of Autocratic Empires]

*hughs* Thank you! thank you so much!!

No problem


At this point, I'm seriously considering invading WPT to prevent another major war. The last thing we need is Cirilla-UoAE is to fuck up another region through sheer strength of arms. A million man army? I have 500,000 or so plus the Azen divisions. I could probably even get the USEA alliance to contribute a little. WPTs Navy would be a pushover, if 15 foot waves can sink a vessel, an Exocet sure as hell can. He has, what, 20 ships? And he can't magically make more appear. A through bombing campaign, plus an embargo and blockade, should weaken him enough that an honest invasion could succeed. And just because the Germans didn't have winter gear in 1941 doesn't mean I won't...

I am the last person that would invade another nation completely unprovoked, so you don't have to worry about that. As much I would send support groups, unless explicitely told otherwise (which would actually upset the Kasiar badly).

[Vanquaria]

Small things? Check out my factbook on New Azenyanistan. And what u talkin bout? What about NPEs huge land territory in Middle East? And everyone elses

I meant unionist Azenyanistan. The exceptions are the following:

-The instauration of the Unionist Milittia (all citizens receive military training so they can defend themselves in case they are invaded, plus survival lessons and basic medical training since they are 13. When they reach 18, they are taught to use weapons. S-Some choose to learn how to operate tanks at 17)
-Compulsory classes of Common (english) plus whatever language spoken in the Union they wish to learn
-Free education and school material
-Total separation between religious affairs and state
-The offering of a seat of the Federal Council to the Speaker (who would regain her title).
-And the implementation of the Unionist Commissariat, a political group that would represent citizens and protect them from abusses of power.

And I mean those inner workings are up to Azenyanistan and those nations, not me. I'll just intervine if Azen asks me to, or if they are attacked.

Wait a second...UR KIDS RECEIVE EXTENSIVE, HARSH AND CRUEL MILITARY TRAINING?! MINE TOO!
Good on ya mate., good on ya. *pat on back*
So u make them join military as well?

[Western Pacific Territories]

Leave me out of it. I want not part, unless of course you run an oppressive government, then I may have to stop you.

I'm a Federal Democracy, WPT's a Monarchy. The choice isn't really hard there.

A fair, Elective Monarchy. Like the Consul system Rome used, but with only one consul.

[Augsburg Monarchy]

Leave me out of it. I want not part, unless of course you run an oppressive government, then I may have to stop you.

I'm a Federal Democracy, WPT's a Monarchy. The choice isn't really hard there.

You assume a monarchy is already oppressive by definition?

[Free Asian Ports]

I'm a Federal Democracy, WPT's a Monarchy. The choice isn't really hard there.

You assume a monarchy is already oppressive by definition?

Not necessarily, but it happens to be frequent.