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Azenyanistan war of liberation against NPE: (OOC:) (MT)

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby Cirilla » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:38 pm

Esgonia wrote:
The Jaclean empire wrote:Except you know a PILUM anti-tank missile launcher

Oh, you got me!
gg wp
And that's why kids, to always mount a flammenwerfer in your tank for this situation *burns Jaclean and Cirilla*


Screw you!, I have many knights who are willing to protect me! They will destroy you! Attacking a maiden is punishable by not being loved by all the women in the world. Mwahahaha

FDR surrender...Please??? For the little girl! and Ripley.

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Postby Esgonia » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:38 pm

Azenyanistan wrote:How about buying RL stuff?

Too common

Cirilla wrote:
Screw you!, I have many knights who are willing to protect me! They will destroy you! Attacking a maiden is punishable by not being loved by all the women in the world. Mwahahaha

Commence Operation: Napoleon, we Anschluss the world now! Dominate E V E R Y O N E *crushes Cirilla with tank*
Last edited by Esgonia on Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:41 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
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Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
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Postby Azenyanistan » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:39 pm

Esgonia wrote:
Azenyanistan wrote:How about buying RL stuff?

Too common

But it is not a problem, right? right?

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Postby Tangaliro » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:39 pm

North Arkana wrote:
Azenyanistan wrote:How about buying RL stuff?

RL stuff is great in my book. But due to certain merhcnats of death (looks as Jaclean) they will always be severely underpowered for the most part.

I simply design my own stuff,but base their stats on real life weapons.
“In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.”
-Sun Tzu

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Postby The Federation of Democratic Regions » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:40 pm

Cirilla wrote:
Esgonia wrote:Oh, you got me!
gg wp
And that's why kids, to always mount a flammenwerfer in your tank for this situation *burns Jaclean and Cirilla*


Screw you!, I have many knights who are willing to protect me! They will destroy you! Attacking a maiden is punishable by not being loved by all the women in the world. Mwahahaha

FDR surrender...Please??? For the little girl! and Ripley.


ESGONIA PUSHED ME WITH BULLDOZER! I WILL NOT SURRENDER FOR RIPLEY!
Ben M wrote:S'all good. I'ma be a baller knight and roll with it.

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Postby Esgonia » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:41 pm

The Federation of Democratic Regions wrote:
Cirilla wrote:
Screw you!, I have many knights who are willing to protect me! They will destroy you! Attacking a maiden is punishable by not being loved by all the women in the world. Mwahahaha

FDR surrender...Please??? For the little girl! and Ripley.


ESGONIA PUSHED ME WITH BULLDOZER! I WILL NOT SURRENDER FOR RIPLEY!


*Reverses bulldozer*
Ok, surrender now.
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
Pro: Memes
Anti: Not memes, Minecraft youtubers, any ideology that is represented by this color.

Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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Postby Tangaliro » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:41 pm

The Federation of Democratic Regions wrote:
Cirilla wrote:
Screw you!, I have many knights who are willing to protect me! They will destroy you! Attacking a maiden is punishable by not being loved by all the women in the world. Mwahahaha

FDR surrender...Please??? For the little girl! and Ripley.


ESGONIA PUSHED ME WITH BULLDOZER! I WILL NOT SURRENDER FOR RIPLEY!

*Offers a cup of tea with an overdose of gunpowder*
*Goes back to dark corner*
“In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.”
-Sun Tzu

A several year old NS user, though always Tangaliro.
You may know me or you may not.
Whatever. :3

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The Jaclean Empire
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Postby The Jaclean Empire » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:41 pm

Esgonia wrote:
The Jaclean empire wrote:Except you know a PILUM anti-tank missile launcher

Oh, you got me!
gg wp
And that's why kids, to always mount a flammenwerfer in your tank for this situation *burns Jaclean and Cirilla*

*Bows* then gets set on fire.
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Postby The Jaclean Empire » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:42 pm

Azenyanistan wrote:How about buying RL stuff?

RL stuff is kind of being lazy in my opinion.
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Azenyanistan
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Postby Azenyanistan » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:43 pm

...I'm gonna go buy some Russian and American weapons. As well as tanks from Russia and America. And Poland. And Israel. Whatever. :D

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Postby Esgonia » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:44 pm

Azenyanistan wrote:...I'm gonna go buy some Russian and American weapons. As well as tanks from Russia and America. And Poland. And Israel. Whatever. :D

Get Polish AK's, the Beryl's specifically. Heard they're really good. Also can use either 5.56, 7.62, and 5.45mm
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Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
Pro: Memes
Anti: Not memes, Minecraft youtubers, any ideology that is represented by this color.

Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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The Jaclean Empire
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Postby The Jaclean Empire » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:44 pm

North Arkana wrote:
Azenyanistan wrote:How about buying RL stuff?

RL stuff is great in my book. But due to certain merhcnats of death (looks as Jaclean) they will always be severely underpowered for the most part.

That's the only way to stay on top. Overpower the others.
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The Jaclean Empire
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Postby The Jaclean Empire » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:45 pm

Azenyanistan wrote:...I'm gonna go buy some Russian and American weapons. As well as tanks from Russia and America. And Poland. And Israel. Whatever. :D

Or you could get MR-097 Rifles
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Tangaliro
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Postby Tangaliro » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:45 pm

The Jaclean empire wrote:
North Arkana wrote:RL stuff is great in my book. But due to certain merhcnats of death (looks as Jaclean) they will always be severely underpowered for the most part.

That's the only way to stay on top. Overpower the others.

I think,thats reasonable,but the overpowering should only stay there as long as it's realistic.
“In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.”
-Sun Tzu

A several year old NS user, though always Tangaliro.
You may know me or you may not.
Whatever. :3

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Tangaliro
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Postby Tangaliro » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:46 pm

The Jaclean empire wrote:
Azenyanistan wrote:...I'm gonna go buy some Russian and American weapons. As well as tanks from Russia and America. And Poland. And Israel. Whatever. :D

Or you could get MR-097 Rifles

Or a cheaper BHT-mk.1 rifle of Tangaliro
“In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.”
-Sun Tzu

A several year old NS user, though always Tangaliro.
You may know me or you may not.
Whatever. :3

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Azenyanistan
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Postby Azenyanistan » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:46 pm

k

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Postby The Federation of Democratic Regions » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:46 pm

Esgonia wrote:
The Federation of Democratic Regions wrote:
ESGONIA PUSHED ME WITH BULLDOZER! I WILL NOT SURRENDER FOR RIPLEY!


*Reverses bulldozer*
Ok, surrender now.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Postby The Jaclean Empire » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:47 pm

The Federation of Democratic Regions wrote:
Esgonia wrote:
*Reverses bulldozer*
Ok, surrender now.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jaclean never misses a chance to advertise.

No I don't.
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Postby Tangaliro » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:47 pm

Azenyanistan wrote:k

About tanks you can try some RAVICO. products.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=468677
“In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.”
-Sun Tzu

A several year old NS user, though always Tangaliro.
You may know me or you may not.
Whatever. :3

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Cirilla
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Postby Cirilla » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:52 pm

Omg.... Seriously.

Azenyanistan wrote:The Azens in the ranks of the Ratte Army...for reasons that concern repopulation...began flirting with their male counterparts and a few of them invited them to have some fun when the day for leave would come.

The same thing happened in the Esgonian Army, the FDR Army and so on.

All of them done by Azens who were looking for men to have sex with and get babies.

A report was given to all nations in the DMZ.

There are no Azen men. However, the entire population of 392 million Azens is composed of women and children. Only 2 out of 10 children are male.

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Azenyanistan
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Postby Azenyanistan » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:53 pm

Tangaliro wrote:
Azenyanistan wrote:k

About tanks you can try some RAVICO. products.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=468677

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

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Esgonia
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Postby Esgonia » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:53 pm

Cirilla wrote:Omg.... Seriously.

Azenyanistan wrote:The Azens in the ranks of the Ratte Army...for reasons that concern repopulation...began flirting with their male counterparts and a few of them invited them to have some fun when the day for leave would come.

The same thing happened in the Esgonian Army, the FDR Army and so on.

All of them done by Azens who were looking for men to have sex with and get babies.

A report was given to all nations in the DMZ.

There are no Azen men. However, the entire population of 392 million Azens is composed of women and children. Only 2 out of 10 children are male.


.......Well, time to beat my own soldiers with sticks....
I don't know why this happened, but I'm sure Cirilla has a hand on this
Last edited by Esgonia on Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
Pro: Memes
Anti: Not memes, Minecraft youtubers, any ideology that is represented by this color.

Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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Azenyanistan
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Postby Azenyanistan » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:53 pm

Cirilla wrote:Omg.... Seriously.

Azenyanistan wrote:The Azens in the ranks of the Ratte Army...for reasons that concern repopulation...began flirting with their male counterparts and a few of them invited them to have some fun when the day for leave would come.

The same thing happened in the Esgonian Army, the FDR Army and so on.

All of them done by Azens who were looking for men to have sex with and get babies.

A report was given to all nations in the DMZ.

There are no Azen men. However, the entire population of 392 million Azens is composed of women and children. Only 2 out of 10 children are male.


*insert lolololololol song*

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Tangaliro
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Postby Tangaliro » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:53 pm

Cirilla wrote:Omg.... Seriously.

Azenyanistan wrote:The Azens in the ranks of the Ratte Army...for reasons that concern repopulation...began flirting with their male counterparts and a few of them invited them to have some fun when the day for leave would come.

The same thing happened in the Esgonian Army, the FDR Army and so on.

All of them done by Azens who were looking for men to have sex with and get babies.

A report was given to all nations in the DMZ.

There are no Azen men. However, the entire population of 392 million Azens is composed of women and children. Only 2 out of 10 children are male.

Is this incident turning into a......nvm.
“In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.”
-Sun Tzu

A several year old NS user, though always Tangaliro.
You may know me or you may not.
Whatever. :3

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Azenyanistan
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Postby Azenyanistan » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:54 pm

Tangaliro wrote:
Azenyanistan wrote:k

About tanks you can try some RAVICO. products.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=468677


prepare for hordes of azen tankers to make your country proud

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