by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:45 pm
by Augmark » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:49 pm
Al Quidah wrote: Snip
The gathering, and president.
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:50 pm
Augmark wrote:Al Quidah wrote:President Andrew Sims, approched the poduim under heavy securty infront of about 10,000 citizens and read the following short statement.
"Citizen of Al-Quidah, its been a hard past few weeks for us, with the war, after many of are solider died, and the lose of are Miltiary Meseum along with many small children, we can all strongly stand together and say that the attack on are soveringty, and are very way of life, was a failed attempt, we stood together and we managed to win the war!
Cheers throughout the crowd
"We could have not done it with the help of Augmark and other nations that helped us, throughout the war. We as a nation, as citizens of Al-Quidah have prevailed! Are motto "Take the guillotine, decapatate the prisoner!" has been a reality, the prisoners were are attackers, and we are happy to say are nuclear attack, most definitly decapted them, we have no regrets about are nuclear attack, it was nessary to stop the forces from invading, we still have 24 stored incase. This war has taught all of us, that we need to be prepaired for war, as some people do not accept are way's of life. We will be increasing are defense budget in months to come, to gain more soldiers and weapons. We stand proud, we have prevaild. "TAKE THE GUILLOTINE, DECAPITATE THE PRISONER X5"
Crowd begins to chant the nations motto
The gathering, and president.
That picture made my day!
by Birkaine » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:52 pm
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:53 pm
Birkaine wrote:Why did Augmark get all the credit? Oh, and by the way, you can keep the Mig-21s
by Civylia » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:57 pm
Al Quidah wrote: The gathering, and president.
by Sorgan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:59 pm
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:59 pm
Civylia wrote:Al Quidah wrote: The gathering, and president.
When I saw the picture, I LOL'd.
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:01 pm
Sorgan wrote:Bombers come out of no where droping bombs of confeeti and playing "Surfin Bird". The planes land and drunken troops come out flooding into the crowd cheering chanting the national chant "HAMMER!HAMMER!HAMMER!HAMMER!". They party the night away:
by Sorgan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:02 pm
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:04 pm
Sorgan wrote:From:The Desk of The President
To:Al-Quidah
Im sorry we could not attend but we will send you a gift:
Sorgan sends you episode 1&2 of Jackass
and Season 1 of Viva la bam.
Party the night away!
OOC: Cuz i am a drunk fool!
by Jimanistan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:10 pm
by Sorgan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:25 pm
by Augmark » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:30 pm
Sorgan wrote:The Sorgan Hammer Union is happy to be part of this war!
Now for the movie we are going to play....Spy kids 3
the crowd cheered as it was the most popular movie in all of sorgan
one civlian shouted "I LOVE YOU!"
the president looked at the teleprompter and said "I want you to..." he looked at the stuck teleprompter. He looked at a fat man with a head picae on holding big cards he said "Suck my D*ck?" he just relized what he said and looked back at the laughing fat man the president ordered that the fat man to report to prisons. He left the stage while the announcer played the film and the crowd cheered
The president/School master:
by Kopania » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:36 pm
by Sorgan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:37 pm
by Augmark » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:41 pm
Sorgan wrote:From:The schoolmaster of Sorgan
to:Aughmark
here is a prize for winning the war
a cheap plastic wind up toy that says you a winner and once you start it it doesn't stop
and 3 dollars don't go spending it on wepons of mass destruction
by Chetssaland » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:42 pm
by Augmark » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:45 pm
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:46 pm
Sorgan wrote:From:The schoolmaster of Sorgan
to:Aughmark
here is a prize for winning the war
a cheap plastic wind up toy that says you a winner and once you start it it doesn't stop
and 3 dollars don't go spending it on wepons of mass destruction
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:47 pm
Augmark wrote:Because of this glorious event, Augmark is offering...
Spaceballs the T-shirt. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs... the flamethrower! Kids love it. And my favorite, Spaceballs the Doll !
May the Schwartz be with you all!
by Sorgan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:49 pm
Augmark wrote:Sorgan wrote:From:The schoolmaster of Sorgan
to:Aughmark
here is a prize for winning the war
a cheap plastic wind up toy that says you a winner and once you start it it doesn't stop
and 3 dollars don't go spending it on wepons of mass destruction
We would like manufacturing rights to mass produce that toy. In exchange we will provide you with bay cribs and elmo dolls laced with lead.
by Sorgan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:51 pm
by Al Quidah » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:53 pm
Sorgan wrote:From:The SchoolMaster of Sorgan
To:Al-Quidah and its allies
Would you like to set up an Alliance,union,group,guild,ect. we can be a great nation forceing children to learn!I mean kill more pll?
by Sorgan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:55 pm
Al Quidah wrote:Sorgan wrote:From:The SchoolMaster of Sorgan
To:Al-Quidah and its allies
Would you like to set up an Alliance,union,group,guild,ect. we can be a great nation forceing children to learn!I mean kill more pll?
ooc: we will talk about this when your sober get some rest
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